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Mily
09-20-2007, 04:01 AM
I just found out that my very first little sweetheart boyfriend from elementary school is now gay. :O


HAHAHA! Just wanted to quote myself. I didn't know we could do that. :P

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 04:16 AM
I had someone look at my new tattoo and tell me he thought the computers were the end of the world... uh.. thanks. Did I ask you?

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 04:21 AM
Ugh, why does morning have to happen so soon? And why does it have to be so damn bright?

phillyvixen
09-20-2007, 04:42 AM
Where did my boobies go?? they had gotten so big and full and firm and now they are squishy and soft, I woke up worrying about the baby and now i can't go back to sleep. WHy must I worry so much over this little baby?? I have had zero complications but i still think it is going to die inside of me. I bet if i didn't have the internet I wouldn't worry so much, hearing so many horror stories has destroyed me. Now i have to wait till 930 to call the dr to see whats up. I just want my Damn Ultra Sound, Oct 3rd is tooooo long to wait!!

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 09:18 AM
I just got so very, extremely, thoroughly laid! I am happy and satisfied, although I'm pissed that I only had three condoms because I would've worn this boy out and sent him home with a limp if I had more of them. But we went for three full rounds and he was great - nowhere near as good as K, but definitely more than adequate, and the chemistry was good. I can't believe people really have such satisfying experiences off Casual Encounters, but count me a Casual Encounters success story! Yay Craigslist!

YIPPEE!!! Congrats to you, you sexy seductress!

Mastridonicus
09-20-2007, 09:19 AM
you are all DOOMED.

MrChristopher
09-20-2007, 09:35 AM
I just reached down to scratch the head of the youngest and most feisty of my 3 cats, and he decided to do that "grab your arm with front claws, dig teeth into hand, kick like a rabbit with back claws" thing to my left arm. Dickhead.

MrsC is making this whole chicken with fresh herbs and 30 cloves of garlic in the crockpot. It smells amazing, and I am highly annnoyed I will not be here for dinner.

I'm leaving for work soon. I have to stop and pick up a couple of gallons of fog fluid, and then work on the computer in the booth for a couple of hours before we open. Yay.

Mastridonicus
09-20-2007, 09:39 AM
MrsC is making this whole chicken with fresh herbs and 30 cloves of garlic in the crockpot. It smells amazing, and I am highly annnoyed I will not be here for dinner.


I will be though. :D

Kaylinn
09-20-2007, 09:43 AM
I don't feel good. I have a cough and can't breathe.
I have a test today on material I can't fucking comprehend, and I didn't study enough.And they are essay questions. Whatever happened to multiple choice?
I just wanna go back to bed :(

I have to go to school 2 hours early for Spanish tutoring, and I have to stay let to make up this test that I missed last week. I didn't sleep enough last night, I woke up sick, and I have to go to work tonght. No time off till Sunday.
blah.

Rinna
09-20-2007, 11:02 AM
SWfest fucked me up so bad. I swictched my sleep schedule, started staying up till 7am and sleeping in till 5pm then I got the job cocktialing and that keeps me up on weekends until 6am....now I can't get the right schedule back.

oh man have I been there before. It took me over a year to break the vampire lifestyle. I'll never be an early riser by typical standards but now I'm up before 9 am and asleep before 2 am most everyday so I'm alot closer to "normal" than I used to be and I actually like it too. Who would have thought?

TigersMilk
09-20-2007, 11:05 AM
Today I feel like a sleepy ninja.

Don't wanna go to school for a quiz and sit in my cold ass classroom. Its in the low 70's and they blast the air freezing my nips off.

I feel bad I ate a shit load of ice cream since my wisdom teeth. I wanna try and go to the gym today.

hannah83
09-20-2007, 12:09 PM
My roommates dog needs to quit freakin barking. I'm trying to effen sleep!!!!!

I'm super close to losing my patience. Roomie just lets him bark non-stop until the thing gets bored of it.

I can't wait to move.

britt244
09-20-2007, 12:39 PM
I don't feel good. I have a cough and can't breathe.

same here. and sore throat and fever and overall ickyness. and EVERYBODY has it.. the girls at work and the girls at my internship. one thinks she has strep bc shes had it 6 times this year and she has pus pockets in her throat. great.

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 12:41 PM
My pancreas has been acting up like crazy lately. It FUCKING HURTS. I refuse to take a pain pill today though...I've taken them almost every day for the past week and I'm too afraid of getting addicted. I dont know why since I dont have an addictive personality(a MIRACLE considering my family history) and I've never gotten addicted to anything. Well....except SW. But thats a good addiction right?

But DAMN this hurts....

snoopy
09-20-2007, 01:25 PM
your pancreas? that's actually somewhat serious, ck. i'd go and have that checked out because most otc pain relievers will put more pressure on the pancreas ime.

i almost died when i was 17 due to a partially inflamed pancreas. for me it wasn't a sharp pain but rather a blunt stong pain (e.g. punch in the gut).

could be a gall stone?

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 01:30 PM
your pancreas? that's actually somewhat serious, ck. i'd go and have that checked out because most otc pain relievers will put more pressure on the pancreas ime.

i almost died when i was 17 due to a partially inflamed pancreas. for me it wasn't a sharp pain but rather a blunt stong pain (e.g. punch in the gut).

could be a gall stone?

I already know what wrong with me and I take a lot of meds for it..but thanks! It is serious..enough so that OTC painkillers are nothing...when it flairs..I take vicodin.

It is unfortunaly a disease that has no cure. I can only medicate and hope it doesnt get worse, since in rare cases it can be fatal. I have acute,chronic pancreatitis:

snoopy
09-20-2007, 01:46 PM
ah, sorry. chronic condition sucks. hope you fell better!

britt244
09-20-2007, 03:19 PM
i cant breathe out of my nose, i think i have a fever, my throat is scratchy and im coughing, my eyes are watering, and i keep sneezing all over the place.

and i have no medicine except nyquil and zicam(strictly for COLDS so if this is flu-related it won't help). i dont want to take nyquil now because i'll never fall asleep tonight if i sleep for hours now. i couldnt sleep when i tried to earlier anyway. ick ick ickkkkk.

i need to go to the grocery store and buy some soup and some medicine but i just cant go out. i guess i'll lay around a little bit longer and then go soak in a bath and hope that makes me feel better.

LuckyOne
09-20-2007, 03:25 PM
Where did my boobies go?? they had gotten so big and full and firm and now they are squishy and soft, I woke up worrying about the baby and now i can't go back to sleep. WHy must I worry so much over this little baby?? I have had zero complications but i still think it is going to die inside of me. I bet if i didn't have the internet I wouldn't worry so much, hearing so many horror stories has destroyed me. Now i have to wait till 930 to call the dr to see whats up. I just want my Damn Ultra Sound, Oct 3rd is tooooo long to wait!!

Ok, I have never been pregnant so its hard I can't totally relate... but maybe you could visualize your baby being born healthy (like playing and giggling a lot) in place of worrying about the baby.

Visualization is supposed to be a very powerful life-shaping tool. I don't want to make you worry even more, but all of this worrying might not be good for the baby! lol!

Also, deep breathing exercises. Maybe listen to a self-hypnosis or relaxation program.

Stop filling your mind with the SS you see on the news and on the internet.

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 03:26 PM
i cant breathe out of my nose, i think i have a fever, my throat is scratchy and im coughing, my eyes are watering, and i keep sneezing all over the place.

and i have no medicine except nyquil and zicam(strictly for COLDS so if this is flu-related it won't help). i dont want to take nyquil now because i'll never fall asleep tonight if i sleep for hours now. i couldnt sleep when i tried to earlier anyway. ick ick ickkkkk.

i need to go to the grocery store and buy some soup and some medicine but i just cant go out. i guess i'll lay around a little bit longer and then go soak in a bath and hope that makes me feel better.

Turn the water on really hot and sit in the steam..that will help to break up the congestion a bit. Take Advil or tylenal for the fever. Gargle with salt water for your throat.

It wont replace real meds..but it might get you through until you get them

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 03:30 PM
ah, sorry. chronic condition sucks. hope you fell better!

Yeah they do. I hate being so sick all the time. Blows chunks.

I caved and took a vicodin. I couldnt take it anymore.

Just out of curiosity...since I'm so paranoid about it...for those of you that battled addictions to prescription meds...how did you know you were addicted as opposed to taking them for the intended use? PM me if you dont want to say.
I've never been addicted to anything...but it runs in my family.

hannah83
09-20-2007, 04:12 PM
Whoo!!!! Staying in tonite! First time in a long time I'm not going out to the bar or hanging with my friends.

I need some "me" time.

britt244
09-20-2007, 05:14 PM
well i was hungry so thats good right? so i went to get some soup and got some medicine too. of course i feel no better because i dont want to take anything now that will interfere with the nyquil in a few hours. boo.

um and this IDIOT guy who i just told i was sick basically wants to come over to hook up. "want me to make you feel better? ;)" while the idea of sneezing and hacking all over you does make me want to laugh, as does the fact that you're kinda stupid for suggesting it, no thank you.

Yekhefah
09-20-2007, 05:16 PM
8 submissions for my short film. As of today, 8 rejections. I'm not feeling very good about myself right now. I'm just trying to tell myself it's a good movie, it's just a funny little booze comedy and the festivals want Deep Art... *sigh*

I spent over $10,000 on a little movie no one will ever see. That is profoundly depressing.

And yes, there are thousands of film festivals, but the submission fees average about $50 each and I can't afford another round of submissions right now, especially with a 100% rejection rate. I just wanted to get this movie out so that producers and industry types can see what a good director I am, and I AM a good director. But I don't know how to get this movie out there if the festivals won't take it. It's just too depressing to think about, really.

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 05:25 PM
^:hug:

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 05:35 PM
8 submissions for my short film. As of today, 8 rejections. I'm not feeling very good about myself right now. I'm just trying to tell myself it's a good movie, it's just a funny little booze comedy and the festivals want Deep Art... *sigh*

I spent over $10,000 on a little movie no one will ever see. That is profoundly depressing.

.

I saw it. And I loved it. I know that doesnt really matter in the scheme of things...but I hope it makes you feel a little better!!

If nobody accepts it...maybe you can put it on youtube and become an internet superstar!

LuckyOne
09-20-2007, 05:42 PM
Who was it that locked themself out of their house a month or two ago and had to call a locksmith??? I just did it too. My day is not going well. Going to check my horoscope...

Aries extended horoscope: You need to slow down today -- don't come to a full stop, but you should take your foot off the gas! You are in danger of getting a speeding ticket from the person you're closest to in life. It seems that you're leaving people in the dust, and not noticing that they are getting smaller and smaller in your rearview mirror. Stop everything, turn around, and make your way back to them. They won't be waiting much longer. Make your reunion sweet, considerate, and full of contrition.

AHHHH- just when I thought it couldn't get any worse!!! I am mad at them for a REASON and I don't want to make my way back to them. Its THEIR fault, not mine. And I don't even know what contrition is dammit.

britt244
09-20-2007, 05:43 PM
that new wcyclef and akon song about a hooker? i thought it was t pain at first. i mean, he's in love with a stripper and he likes the bartender, so it made sense that hookers would be the next step.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 05:50 PM
But T Pain is in love with the stripper, why would he cheat on her? POOR STRIPPER.

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 05:53 PM
that new wcyclef and akon song about a hooker? i thought it was t pain at first. i mean, he's in love with a stripper and he likes the bartender, so it made sense that hookers would be the next step.

Omg I hate that bartender song. When I first heard it I was like "wait, wasn't he in love with a stripper?" Guess he got bored when he realized we are normal lol.

Thriller is playing outside by the pool.

TigersMilk
09-20-2007, 05:53 PM
My cat insists sitting on my lap when I'm online. Why must you burden me with your warm fatness? I love him though.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 05:54 PM
I blew my nose and got the biggest chunkiest snot out and my nose is STILL making that blocked noise...wtf.

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 05:55 PM
But T Pain is in love with the stripper, why would he cheat on her? POOR STRIPPER.

I KNOW! I feel so abandoned now that he has moved on to bartenders. *le sigh*

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 05:56 PM
I blew my nose and got the biggest chunkiest snot out and my nose is STILL making that blocked noise...wtf.

Errr.. nevermind. I found the source of the problem and it was a much bigger foe.

LuckyOne
09-20-2007, 06:02 PM
Contrition means sincere remorse. Trying to dig down deep. Nope. Still bitter. >:( I was used. I always get taken advantage of. Why am I so stoopid?

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 06:19 PM
Ugh, why is it that I can never leave Walmart without spending half my paycheck???

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 06:25 PM
^ Because you clearly don't make enough money!

G-Real
09-20-2007, 06:27 PM
Ugh, why is it that I can never leave Walmart without spending half my paycheck???

Because you want to shower us with cookies??

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 06:29 PM
^ Because you clearly don't make enough money!

That's because I haven't started charging for cookies yet!


Because you want to shower us with cookies??

See above.

G-Real
09-20-2007, 06:32 PM
^^^^

my paypal account is waiting :D

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 06:37 PM
^^^^

my paypal account is waiting :D

Cash only, please. ;D

Kaylinn
09-20-2007, 07:13 PM
Ugh. I was supposed to go be a stripper tonight, special request. Which means garunteed money. I had to cancel because I'm sick, and I cannot try to be the sexy stripper with snot running out of my nose while I cough and hack.

Gaurenteed. Garunteed How the fuck do you spell that word anyway?



Well, off to do my Espanol tarea.

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 07:14 PM
Guaranteed. :)

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 07:27 PM
I'm seriously thinking of getting into porn. Either that or finding a man willing to satiate my needs with a large cock, a large bed, a large tv (in said bedroom) and imagination and knowledge of how to use all of it.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 07:30 PM
If you google image search lady jade, this is the first image you get:

http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/285747.jpg

britt244
09-20-2007, 07:31 PM
a shot at love with tila tequila.

dear mtv, please dont copy vh1.

sigh.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 07:34 PM
Lysondra:

http://userpic.livejournal.com/6817554/582559


G-Real:

http://www.built2go.com/media/B2GRealEstate3A-550-1.gif

Balletbaby:

http://cf.geocities.com/noemi112688/images/balletbaby.gif

PaigeDWinter
09-20-2007, 07:39 PM
Bitches I gots me a box of Asiago cheese & roasted veggie crackers! Watch out now!

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 07:42 PM
Lysondra....could you do me a favor and take that video of me down? Thats the shoot where I was almost raped....that struggling you see is real and it is kind of disturbing to me to see it.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 07:44 PM
Lysondra....could you do me a favor and take that video of me down? Thats the shoot where I was almost raped....that struggling you see is real and it is kind of disturbing to me to see it.

Sorry, I wasn't aware.