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cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 07:45 PM
Sorry, I wasn't aware.

No problem..theres no way you could have known that. Thanks!

PaigeDWinter
09-20-2007, 07:48 PM
Cameron: And someone has a clip of it? And someone isn't dead or in prison?


/:O

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 07:50 PM
I just had an animated gif of it... I didn't know. ...:(

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 07:54 PM
Cameron: And someone has a clip of it? And someone isn't dead or in prison?


/:O

Yes..long story, but he has a release from me and yes, he went ahead and is selling it. Basically it was supposed to be a solo fetish shoot, then when I was restrained he proceeded to touch me both with his hands and with a vibrator, tickled me until I had an asthma attack and then started talking about hand jobs. I literally had to break a restraint and kick him to get him off me...even though I was telling him QUITE clearly to stop. Thankfully I"m stronger then he gave me credit for and I did manage to break the restraints.

He also got me a glass of yellow-tinged water and was VERY insistant that I drink it. Kept handing me the glass every time I tried to put it down. I'm more than a little sure it was drugged and I cant imagine what would have happened to me if I had drank it.

He tried to apologize saying something about miscommunication...but I left feeling extremely violated. I cried that night, which I never do. I believe I posted about it somewhere here.

It's up as a tickle fetish video. It was supposed to be 45 min. I think....he got about 15 before I kicked him in the nuts. He's still making money off it.

This was the shoot that taught me beyond a shadow of a doubt never to go against my gut instinct. When he tolld me it was a closed shoot and I couldnt bring an escort...I wanted to run. I didnt. I should have. Never again.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Fuck if you check out his website, he does this to every girl... I wonder if it's the same for them.

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:02 PM
If you google image search lady jade, this is the first image you get:

FYI, none of those are me and I'm nowhere near that hot. :P

(Weren't you going to take a nap???)

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 08:02 PM
Fuck if you check out his website, he does this to every girl... I wonder if it's the same for them.

Wouldnt surprise me...then again..many of the others are smiling and laughing..if they were told ahead of time what was expected they might have been ok with it.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:02 PM
^ I was... and I went to chat but it timed out or something and I didn't get to say goodbye and then I got a rootbeer and it was the one with caffeine and I got horny...

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:03 PM
So this is when I should send you the nekkid pics? lol

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 08:04 PM
So this is when I should send you the nekkid pics? lol


OOO>>>**raises hand**..I want I want!!!

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:04 PM
:d Nekkid

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:05 PM
OOO>>>**raises hand**..I want I want!!!

But... but I'm so lame looking! :-[

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:06 PM
Well no naked pictures of you if you're the same age now as you are in your icon. :P

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:07 PM
http://www.youporn.com/watch/584

I need to stop youporn googling funny words.

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 08:07 PM
But... but I'm so lame looking! :-[

Please...you are a cute little pop tart!! I would eat chocolate chips out of your belly button!!

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 08:08 PM
i need to stop youporn googling funny words.

what the hell was that??????

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:15 PM
Well no naked pictures of you if you're the same age now as you are in your icon. :P

Awww, what, Baby Jade pr0n not your thing? :P


Please...you are a cute little pop tart!! I would eat chocolate chips out of your belly button!!

I guess it's a good thing I'm an innie! ;D


WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??????

I was wondering the same thing... :O

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:17 PM
BALLOON SEX! ;d

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:20 PM
BALLOON SEX! ;d

1 - How did the balloon no break?
2 - Are those special skivvies with extra holes?
3 - Who the hell comes up with ideas like this?

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:21 PM
http://www.shufuni.com/straight/9cd2c1cb7f72598502f5c985a21238c0.html

... what AM I looking up?

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:22 PM
I'm not even clickin' on it, I'm afraid of what it will lead to!

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:22 PM
1 - How did the balloon no break?
2 - Are those special skivvies with extra holes?
3 - Who the hell comes up with ideas like this?

1. No idea.
2. I saw that. Again, no idea!
3. Japanese and German people.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:25 PM
I'm not even clickin' on it, I'm afraid of what it will lead to!

It's funny. :D

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:28 PM
I'm trying to find good nekkid pics of me, and there are none. :(

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 08:31 PM
Balletbaby:

http://cf.geocities.com/noemi112688/images/balletbaby.gif

I has an icon! Yay! But I swear I've got more hair than that.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 08:31 PM
Look harder/take more

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:32 PM
Look harder/take more

Come take them for me? ;D

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 08:36 PM
http://www.shufuni.com/straight/9cd2c1cb7f72598502f5c985a21238c0.html

... what AM I looking up?

Well that was............interesting.

cameron_keys
09-20-2007, 08:40 PM
I freakin' love Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia...this will be the best season yet!!!

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:51 PM
Lysondra, just for you...

Not nekkid (too pasty), but will that do?

(Yes, I will be deleting that page shortly)

BalletBaby
09-20-2007, 08:57 PM
More. MORE!

Lady Jade
09-20-2007, 08:58 PM
No new pics til I start working out again! *groan*

ArmySGT.
09-20-2007, 09:25 PM
Oh Oh Oh Oh Lady Jade look Cookies and easier to mail too!

iambonbon05
09-20-2007, 10:07 PM
My friend showed this to me. I can't stop laughing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qj8BKFqNhvE

It's about 5 seconds long.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 11:07 PM
WOOHOO! I was nappin, I almost missed Jade boobies.

Lysondra
09-20-2007, 11:22 PM
No one in this family knows how to fucking deal with someone who has self-esteem issues. Calling me fat, eating my food ($75 byebye), accusing me of eating all their food and stealing my drinking glasses is NOT helping the matter. It makes me feel fucking guilty as hell for eating anything, including my own food - and I already felt guilty enough as it was.

hannah83
09-20-2007, 11:44 PM
SONOFABITCH!!!!

I am going to lose it. My roomie has brought back the bar...again. Just wandered upstairs to find 5 girls(2 of which were sitting on my kitchen counter...glaring at me. bad idea at 2:30am.)

And now his dog is barking due to all of the screams and laughs coming from upstairs. And his room is right next to mine so all I can hear is the damn barking.

I am going to fucking lose it.

iambonbon05
09-21-2007, 12:03 AM
No one in this family knows how to fucking deal with someone who has self-esteem issues. Calling me fat, eating my food ($75 byebye), accusing me of eating all their food and stealing my drinking glasses is NOT helping the matter. It makes me feel fucking guilty as hell for eating anything, including my own food - and I already felt guilty enough as it was.
Damn I can't find a hug smiley

Lysondra
09-21-2007, 12:04 AM
^ The sentiment is appreciated. :) Thanks.

PookaShell
09-21-2007, 12:12 AM
I wish today were my birthday.

BalletBaby
09-21-2007, 12:22 AM
I want this shirt!!!!!
http://www.tigerdistrict.com/images/products/large/23/LSU_purple_gameday_vtech_back.jpg (http://www.tigerdistrict.com/products/23/LSU-Virginia-Tech-Gameday-T-Shirt.html#)http://www.tigerdistrict.com/images/products/large/23/vtech_no_hokie.jpg (http://www.tigerdistrict.com/products/23/LSU-Virginia-Tech-Gameday-T-Shirt.html#)

Callyish
09-21-2007, 12:25 AM
Okay so I just had a long ass night in Lockport Manitoba but fuckin eh it was fun!!! I had such a good time and made great tips on stage. Im a happy girl :D

iambonbon05
09-21-2007, 12:26 AM
I think I'm about to join the sick kid club :'( My throat is a little touchy and I just have that weird tired twitchy feeling all over.

BalletBaby
09-21-2007, 12:27 AM
I wish today were my birthday.

Why not make everyday your birthday:D

Callyish
09-21-2007, 12:27 AM
Side note... my period is still MIA :O

Darcy Foxx
09-21-2007, 12:31 AM
I wish today were my birthday.

a very merry unbirthday to you!

Kaylinn
09-21-2007, 12:37 AM
^ Cally, you should start thinkin bout seeing a doctor for the missing period. First step is a blood pregnancy test.....The period's got to be missing for some reason.....
Are you eating enough? Maybe it's midding cause your so overworked and this is just another way your body is telling you take a break.
Speaking of which...aren't you supposed to come out here soon?

Callyish
09-21-2007, 12:39 AM
Heh I might go to the doc.. my period likes to play games with me so im not toooooooooo worried yet. Also im actually eating better now then I have in months because im making myself meals in the microwave and im taking vitamins n stuff now.

Vegas isn't happening as soon as I wanted :( Im booked now until December. I need to work my ass off to make boobie money.

PookaShell
09-21-2007, 12:40 AM
First - Thanks for the unbirthday wishes everyone! I think its time for me to drink some wine.

Two - CALLY! WTF? I hadn't heard about the m.i.a. red corvette. Scarey!

Three - Why does restless leg syndrome exist? My legs are killing me and I keep having to twist all around and the rest of me is soo comfy so it sucks.

PookaShell
09-21-2007, 12:41 AM
P.S. Im smoking in my living room. Thats not allowed I dont think. But. Im doing it.