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Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:30 PM
not to hijeck you 2 talking......but LJ you just made me thing of something....

why oh why is Hollywood coming out with an alvin and the Chipmunks movie? Who greenlighted this project?:O

I have no effin idea, but they need to be shot. Seriously. No good can come of this.

rozz
09-25-2007, 06:32 PM
I miss everyone, specially my beauteous wife!

Callyish
09-25-2007, 06:35 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!! ROZZADOODLES IS BACK!!! Wahooo!!!!!!!! This is the highlight of my week lol

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:37 PM
I miss everyone, specially my beauteous wife!

WIFEY!!!

*handcuffs you to SW*

Now stay! I will do naughty things to you! }:D ;)

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 06:38 PM
Hmm... will you promise to stalk me? ;D

I have bad American phone plan, so I can't call or text you. :(

I could stalk you... repeatedly. If I send you a text first could you reply? I could still call. P: *knows how to send international, woo*

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:41 PM
I could stalk you... repeatedly. If I send you a text first could you reply? I could still call. P: *knows how to send international, woo*

They charged me $.30 for every text I sent Cally, and that's just to Canada. I can't imagine what they want from me to text Australia! *skeered*

And my show is on in 20 mins! YAY Law & Order!!! *dances*

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 06:44 PM
They charged me $.30 for every text I sent Cally, and that's just to Canada. I can't imagine what they want from me to text Australia! *skeered*

And my show is on in 20 mins! YAY Law & Order!!! *dances*

Oh I get it... so you can talk to cally but not me.... uhhuh... I'm even offering to pay... I see how it is...

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:46 PM
Oh I get it... so you can talk to cally but not me.... uhhuh... I'm even offering to pay... I see how it is...

That's because Cally was willing to come to the US to come see me! :P

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:51 PM
I just looked up the rate to call Australia on my phone plan...

$2.56/min to a landline, $2.72/min to a cell phone. Yeesh! :O

It would actually cost me less if you lived in, say, Finland! Bizarre...

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 06:52 PM
I just looked up the rate to call Australia on my phone plan...

$2.56/min to a landline, $2.72/min to a cell phone. Yeesh! :O

It would actually cost me less if you lived in, say, Finland! Bizarre...

but. I. can. call. you. for. nothing. a. minute.

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:54 PM
but. I. can. call. you. for. nothing. a. minute.

Ok, but you've got 10 minutes until my show comes on!

Here's my number. Ready?



867-5309

*waits anxiously by the phone*

Yekhefah
09-25-2007, 06:56 PM
That sounds like the best way to explore the country of China to me!! But the countryside is less likely to have english speakers... and the only thing I can ask for in Chinese is my report card.

Haha, I've got you beat. Three weeks of Chinese class and I've already learned the most important Mandarin I will ever need to know. Wo yao kafei! Bu Xingbake, Xingbake BU HAO!*

*"I want coffee! Not Starbucks, Starbucks is NOT GOOD!"

I feel confident that this is all I really need to know, and I am ready to visit China now.

Oh, Lady Jade, are you celebrating the Moon Festival tonight? Today in class we had moon cakes and tea. :yummy:

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 06:57 PM
Haha Yay! Yehk, you can come with us!! ;D

Woot! 3 minutes until SVU!!! *dances*

TigersMilk
09-25-2007, 06:58 PM
Mmm coffee and 5 hour energy - study time!!

cameron_keys
09-25-2007, 07:11 PM
Ok ...the universe apparently does not want me to eat. This is the third night in a row I have not had dinner. Sun we went to Bennigans...watress brough my husbands dinner, but not mine. It seems that screwing the bartender in the kitchen was more important(they both disappeared, then came out all disheveled and hair mussed...mm hmm). So I got nothing. Stiffed her tip too..and I ALWAYS overtip...but fuck..she DIDNT BRING MY DINNER!!

Last night we went to a nice restaurant. Both of us got our dinners this time...but there must have been something wrong with the salad..it was the only thing we both ate in common and aafter a cpl bites of my dinner I was so violently ill I couldnt eat anymore(didnt hit hubby til after dinner)

Tonight..ordered in. Again..hubbys dinner is fine. Mine...not so much. I ordered STEAMED broccoli...got broc. sauteed in some oily greasy crap...smelled like ass. And my fettucini alfredo tasted like it was made with spoiled milk. So yeah..AGAIN I couldnt eat. Hubby made me some pasta(so sweet) but I could only eat a few bites since I'm now so irritated my stomach is in knots.

Fuckers. No more eating out.

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 07:25 PM
I Is Talking To Jade.

Yekhefah
09-25-2007, 07:40 PM
I'm revisiting some of my favorite Spike Jonze videos... especially , with its adorably cute baby Sofia Coppola... I love how he tells a complete story, with a hero, an antagonist, a plot, suspense, a little plot twist, and an ending, and even a sad little epilogue, all in the context of a music video. Plus that glorious gymnastics photography. I want to do a similar video with a pole dancer. I've been wanting to do a music video with an incredible pole dancer for so long... pole dancing is just so damn photogenic.

snoopy
09-25-2007, 07:45 PM
Haha, I've got you beat. Three weeks of Chinese class and I've already learned the most important Mandarin I will ever need to know. Wo yao kafei! Bu Xingbake, Xingbake BU HAO!*

*"I want coffee! Not Starbucks, Starbucks is NOT GOOD!"

I feel confident that this is all I really need to know, and I am ready to visit China now.

Oh, Lady Jade, are you celebrating the Moon Festival tonight? Today in class we had moon cakes and tea. :yummy:that ain't too shabby, yek! kudos! ;D

moon cakes suck ass for me, bleh.

snoopy
09-25-2007, 07:46 PM
Ok, but you've got 10 minutes until my show comes on!

Here's my number. Ready?



867-5309

*waits anxiously by the phone*hey! wtf?! that's my number! :O

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 07:46 PM
Jade is describing her boobies.

Yekhefah
09-25-2007, 07:50 PM
HEY. That is absolutely unacceptable. I've seen Lady Jade's photo, and I'm in love with her, and *I* want the details on her boobies!! STOP TALKING TO MY WOMAN!!

Yekhefah
09-25-2007, 07:51 PM
Esp MK. Someone needs to shove a dick in her mouth.

Mary-Kate Olsen needs more than dick in her mouth. She needs a dick AND a sandwich.

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 07:59 PM
Heehee... Jade is naming her ginger cookie after me... and apparently all the girls on SW have been ordering them.

"I'm going to make sure the entirety of stripperweb eats your cookie!!!"

Hahaha. :D

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 08:00 PM
Lady Jade sounds like a chipmunk on speed. Wooooo.

rozz
09-25-2007, 08:08 PM
Lady Jade sounds like a chipmunk on speed. Wooooo.

Yes, she does. And she's all mines. ;D






By the way: the world sucks and I want to run away. But that's totally unrelated to my love for the wifey.

Budai
09-25-2007, 08:10 PM
Mary-Kate Olsen needs more than dick in her mouth. She needs a dick AND a sandwich.

:rotfl: Dizznick AND a sammich!

Yekhefah
09-25-2007, 08:22 PM
http://www.amuzant.ro/uploadedpics/727886hot_dog.jpg

gingerlee
09-25-2007, 08:48 PM
Am I the only bitch on this site that hasn't gotten any cookies from LJ? WTF? I want some friggin' cookies.....*pouts*

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 08:49 PM
^ Try the ginger cookies!

Lexi
09-25-2007, 08:51 PM
http://www.amuzant.ro/uploadedpics/727886hot_dog.jpg



I would probably be the poor moron who grabs the dickdog by accident.

Snowles
09-25-2007, 08:54 PM
I've been on a creative kick lately. Written the lyrics to 4 songs in the last couple days. Unfortunately, I seem to be caffiene-powered...I've had waaaay too much coffee in the same amount of time.

Also, I'm bad at budgeting. I realize this now. Gotta work on a plan to get me out of this little town I'm in and get 1200 miles away to Calgary. Boo.

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 08:55 PM
He has a really nice dick...

zxcire
09-25-2007, 09:04 PM
It looks like a dildo to me.

Lysondra
09-25-2007, 09:08 PM
Probably is.. but it's nice.

Kaylinn
09-25-2007, 09:18 PM
OK, so I aced my first speaking assignment, then I had a political science exam. I thought I bombed it. I actually got a B, which was one of the highest grades in the class. It was a tough exam. I was shocked I did so well. Then I got my math test back, and i got another B, again, shocked at how well I did.

I am so proud of myself...I've always been a good college student, but it never stops makign me proud, after everyone in highschool thinkign I was a dumb failure...every time I do well, I think "proved you wrong, again!"

And I feel sooo much better about myself in general. I knew school would help with that, and it has. Just being productive, acomplishing things on a daily basis, and actually suceeding and doing well......School is helping me in so many positive ways.
Combine this with my cocktailign job...I'll be ready to be a power stripper again in no time!!

I am already startign to have the itch, but I wanna hold off a whole longer. I've only waitressed 2 weekends. I think I need a little more ime. I don't wanna rush back int odancing and just get burned out again after a month. Each night as a waitress, guys tellign my I'm the hottest girl in the club, I shoudl dance, they wanna buy a dance.....every comment, I store in my brain, so i can remember that and pull it out when I dance again. I don't know when I got so down on myself and depressed....but I feel so much better now. SO many positive changes, and only more to come! YAY for me.



In other news....Guenevere met her untimely death, in a horrifying accident involving the garbage disposal.:'(
Yes. I am the worst fish owner ever.
Always put the plug in the sink when attempting to clean an aquarium. Fish can be slippery little fellows.:-[ :-[

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 09:21 PM
Am I the only bitch on this site that hasn't gotten any cookies from LJ? WTF? I want some friggin' cookies.....*pouts*

PM me your addy and what kind of cookies you want, silly goose! :P

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 09:23 PM
Oh, Lady Jade, are you celebrating the Moon Festival tonight? Today in class we had moon cakes and tea. :yummy:

Yesh! I have a moon cake in my purse, actually. I took it from mom's and forgot to eat it! *runs to eat moon cake*

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 09:23 PM
Yes, she does. And she's all mines. ;D






By the way: the world sucks and I want to run away. But that's totally unrelated to my love for the wifey.

Yes, I am aaaaaaaaaaaaall yours, wifey! :-*

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 09:26 PM
HEY. That is absolutely unacceptable. I've seen Lady Jade's photo, and I'm in love with her, and *I* want the details on her boobies!! STOP TALKING TO MY WOMAN!!

You need to have your love for me ok'd by my wifey!

And my boobies are really not that interesting at all. My baking is a much better topic of discussion!

(And yes, I'm totally replying to these posts out of order! :P)

AlexxaHex
09-25-2007, 09:32 PM
Am I the only bitch on this site that hasn't gotten any cookies from LJ? WTF? I want some friggin' cookies.....*pouts*

No, Ginger. I also have not tried her cookies either. They sound so delicious. Especially if they were oatmeal raisin. Or peanut butter. Or molasses! Lady Jade, do you make molasses cookies?

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 09:36 PM
Lady Jade, do you make molasses cookies?

Otherwise known as gingersnaps?

Here is the current list of cookies I make for commercial consumption:
Chocolate chip
Peanut butter
Ginger
Oatmeal raisin
Chocolate peanut butter chip
Chocolate white chocolate chip

I'm also working on a sour cream cookie, but it is not going so well...

austinatalie
09-25-2007, 09:40 PM
mmm sour cream cookie sounds soooo goooddddd

AlexxaHex
09-25-2007, 09:42 PM
Hmmm - I don't think they are gingersnaps. My mom used to make them and they were not gingery at all. They taste like molasses. She also used to make these BOMB pineapple cookies. Maybe I should just call my mom! lol

But yeah, I'd be willing to pay for some peanut butter AND oatmeal raisin cookies. Cuz if I only got one batch, Jess would eat all of them and then I'd have to kill him.

maximvsv
09-25-2007, 09:43 PM
In other news....Guenevere met her untimely death, in a horrifying accident involving the garbage disposal.:'(
Yes. I am the worst fish owner ever.
Always put the plug in the sink when attempting to clean an aquarium. Fish can be slippery little fellows.:-[ :-[

very "Spinal Tap"

gingerlee
09-25-2007, 09:50 PM
Chocolate white chocolate chip


Mmmmmmmmm yummy. *Runs off to send LJ a cookie request*

Lady Jade
09-25-2007, 10:08 PM
But yeah, I'd be willing to pay for some peanut butter AND oatmeal raisin cookies. Cuz if I only got one batch, Jess would eat all of them and then I'd have to kill him.

For my sanity's sake, I've been limiting myself to sending out two batches of cookies per week. (I will only send freshly baked cookies that have not sat more than 24 hours waiting to be mailed, and I can only get to the post office on Saturdays.) I'm already sending out 2 this week, but I can send cookies to you the weekend after. PM me your addy and your request cuz, um, I'll probably end up forgetting because I am sleep deprived... :-[


Mmmmmmmmm yummy. *Runs off to send LJ a cookie request*

Muahaha! Now I can stalk gingerlee! }:D

(But first, some sleep so I can be a perky stalker!)

Yekhefah
09-25-2007, 10:12 PM
Lady Jade, how much to ship a little care package of cookies to K in Chicago? We're halfway through a painfully long separation and he's having an awful time there. I'd like to send him a little pick-me-up and I can't think of anything better than your cookies. Can't decide between ginger or chocolate peanut butter chip though... which do you recommend, how much, and is PayPal doable?

BalletBaby
09-25-2007, 10:13 PM
Am I the only bitch on this site that hasn't gotten any cookies from LJ? WTF? I want some friggin' cookies.....*pouts*


No, Ginger. I also have not tried her cookies either. They sound so delicious. Especially if they were oatmeal raisin. Or peanut butter. Or molasses! Lady Jade, do you make molasses cookies?

Neither has I's:(

Samba
09-25-2007, 10:16 PM
In other news....Guenevere met her untimely death, in a horrifying accident involving the garbage disposal.:'(
Yes. I am the worst fish owner ever.
Always put the plug in the sink when attempting to clean an aquarium. Fish can be slippery little fellows.:-[ :-[

RIP Guenevere. :'(

AlexxaHex
09-25-2007, 10:24 PM
For my sanity's sake, I've been limiting myself to sending out two batches of cookies per week. (I will only send freshly baked cookies that have not sat more than 24 hours waiting to be mailed, and I can only get to the post office on Saturdays.) I'm already sending out 2 this week, but I can send cookies to you the weekend after. PM me your addy and your request cuz, um, I'll probably end up forgetting because I am sleep deprived... :-[


I'm sure they are worth the wait. A PM is on it's way!