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Lady Jade
09-26-2007, 08:43 PM
YAY! The Yankees clinched a playoff berth! WOOT!

*dances around wildly*

G-Real
09-26-2007, 08:46 PM
YAY! The Yankees clinched a playoff berth! WOOT!

*dances around wildly*

They're gonna....*cough**cough* .. choke ..*cough*}:D

Lady Jade
09-26-2007, 08:47 PM
Psh, whatever. It's time for #27! ;D

G-Real
09-26-2007, 08:48 PM
Psh, whatever. It's time for #27! ;D

27??? you mean the 27th time A-rod has been caught with another women...?


everyone else, welcome to the Red Sox/Yankee's rivalry...

Lady Jade
09-26-2007, 08:49 PM
27??? you mean the 27th time A-rod has been caught with another women...?


everyone else, welcome to the Red Sox/Yankee's rivalry...

Hahaha Hey, if it means he keeps hitting home runs.... ;D

sxybrat07
09-26-2007, 08:54 PM
I just finished 9 1/2 hours of school. I went to the bar for a drink (or 4) afterwards, and now I am sitting here contemplating MORE homework. God it took me a long time to spell homework...I might still be kinda buzzed....

austinatalie
09-26-2007, 08:57 PM
LOL i searched for similar videos on youtube. Yours is gonna be 500000000 times better than this one, Yek!

G-Real
09-26-2007, 08:57 PM
I just finished 9 1/2 hours of school. I went to the bar for a drink (or 4) afterwards, and now I am sitting here contemplating MORE homework. God it took me a long time to spell homework...I might still be kinda buzzed....

I couldn't figure out who you were on my myspace page today :P nice pic

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 08:58 PM
^^ it's a good class. boring, but useful.

Lol that sounds like accounting!

Yekhefah
09-26-2007, 09:00 PM
LOL i searched for similar videos on youtube. Yours is gonna be 500000000 times better than this one, Yek!



Bwahaha, I did the same search. I hate to cut down schoolkids' filmmaking efforts because Lord knows my earliest movies were just as bad... but yep. Such a bitchen song deserves a bitchen video. With pole dancing. Oh yes. (And it has a little story too, I've been watching too many Spike Jonze videos this week.)

sxybrat07
09-26-2007, 09:02 PM
I couldn't figure out who you were on my myspace page today :P nice pic

Hahahaha, yeah, it shows my personality :P

Boo, I have accounting homework too, and a test on friday :( Balletbaby, wanna do my accounting homework for me? :D

hannah83
09-26-2007, 09:02 PM
Just put in a new air freshener in my room. And I hate it.

Supposed to smell like linens and fresh air. They lied. Smells like ass.

Horrible stale ass.

Boy might be coming over, I'm panicking. I'll be damned if he walks into my room and thinks this nasty smell has anything to do with me.

Damn you Febreeze.

Lady Jade
09-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Damn, I'm tired. Oh yea, it's after midnight. That could be why. ::)

gingerlee
09-26-2007, 09:08 PM
One of my weenie dogs is staring at me. I am too sleepy to go running around the house with her, so she's going to have to go to sleep too.

Wait, she just laid down.

Yekhefah
09-26-2007, 09:22 PM
Oh, EW EW EW. I knew my dad was dating a woman less than four years older than me, but I just saw a video of her on YouTube and she looks just like me. That's fucking creepy. *shudder*

austinatalie
09-26-2007, 09:23 PM
Damnit! I Will Not Look At Sw Until I Finish Studying For My Finance Test. I Will Not Look At Sw Until I Finish Studying For My Finance Test. I Will Not Look At Sw Until I Finish Studying For My Finance Test. This Will Be My Last Post Until I Am Finished.

If Anyone Sees Me Posting Before, Say, 2 Hours Have Elapsed, Tell Me To Get The Fuck Off Teh Interwebs!

Lysondra
09-26-2007, 09:28 PM
SWEET I just got my magazine!! It was a totally different shoot than I remember... but it's definitely ME!

Lady Jade
09-26-2007, 09:30 PM
^^^ Woot! I can't wait to see it! ;D

And I messaged you on MySpace...

Lysondra
09-26-2007, 09:46 PM
The place only had ONE mag... I have to find more to send people!

Yekhefah
09-26-2007, 10:01 PM
That's so cool, Lysondra! Congrats!

For some reason I just remembered back when I was 17 or 18 and my middle brother was 2 or 3. I'd wake up and come downstairs for coffee with a rat's nest on my head, in sweatpants and my stepfather's T-shirt, yesterday's mascara pooled under my eyes, bleary and red-eyed... and that damn kid would look up from his toys and smile this huge smile and say, "Good morning! You look so pretty!"

Now the same kid is 15 and he's having trouble with girls. I can't imagine why, because when he was little he sure had it locked down.

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 10:04 PM
Boo, I have accounting homework too, and a test on friday :( Balletbaby, wanna do my accounting homework for me? :D

Want to? No. But I could probably try and help seeing as this is my fourth semester of accounting (I'm retaking the first class cause I flunked it freshman year. Don't worry, I understand it now! Lol.)

sxybrat07
09-26-2007, 10:06 PM
^^Heh, good to know! I'll let ya know if I get confuzzled. I understand it for the most part, I just despise it. Boo managerial accounting, boo.

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 10:06 PM
One of my weenie dogs is staring at me. I am too sleepy to go running around the house with her, so she's going to have to go to sleep too.

Wait, she just laid down.

I want a weenie dog sooooooooo bad.

gingerlee
09-26-2007, 10:12 PM
I want a weenie dog sooooooooo bad.

I've got 2, my sister has 1, and my mom has 3. I love those little guys. One of mine is snoring right now.


Did anybody notice how quiet SW was most of yesterday? It didn't take me 3 hours to read everything. I had to fuck off on Myspace instead.

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 10:14 PM
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Lysondra
09-26-2007, 10:15 PM
Oh my god.. I can't stop laughing about my interview. They didn't ask me half those questions and I didn't QUITE say those things... but it's funny. It's not bad or crude. Just really funny!

Embyr
09-26-2007, 10:16 PM
^^^ SOOOO CUTE!!!


Did anybody notice how quiet SW was most of yesterday? It didn't take me 3 hours to read everything. I had to fuck off on Myspace instead.

i didn't think it was quiet.... then again i was post-whoring a lot more than usual....

gingerlee
09-26-2007, 10:16 PM
^^^^Awwwwwww cuteness! Here's one of my weenies. He's not that impressed with cameras.

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 10:21 PM
^Ginger I want to steal your weener.

Kaylinn
09-26-2007, 10:26 PM
I feel so fuckign lazy. I have homework that I cannot bring myself to do. All I wanna do is take a bath and go to bed, but even that doesn't sound so appealing cause I have nothing to bathe in. You think if I soak in epsom salt and milk it'll almost be a substitute for Lush?

And do I reaallly have to do my homework? skipping one night won't hurt will it?

No it won't. I'll do whatever is required or graded, and that's it. I wanna rest. I need to rest.

Since I started my new job I've lost 3 lbs! I wish I worked more than 2 days a week. When i was a full time waitress at Hard Rock, I lost 10 lbs in 2 months. 8 hours of walking....I wore a pedometer a few times just to see...I was walking over 13 miles a shift, carrying a very heavy drink tray. Damn good workout!

I'm blabbering. What else can I blabber about?

I want my own checking account. My boyfriend and I share our money, but I'm not allowed a checking account. Banks don't like me, so my boyfriend's name is only one on our account, although I have a card. problem with this card is that it has his name on it so if I try to buy something and they run it as credit instead of debit, they ask for ID. I always feel soo embarassed and ashamed when I can't provide ID for the card.
I want my own bank account. Plus...I want something that is MINE. Nothing we own is actually MINE. Even my car is in his name. I have nothing. I used to be soo independant, and now I'm completly dependant on a man and he has control of everything. I hate it. I need soem independance. Ufortunatly..it's my own damn fault. I have such bad credit, i can't have a loan in my name, which is why my car is in his name. He got the loan for me. well, he pays the loan to, technicially, since we share money. Everythign we have purchased..it's all in his name cause he had the credit. I want somethign of my own!!

I was soo excited when I got my own credit card, with good interest and a high limit. Then I hit my stripper block and couldn't pay my card. It defaulted to 33% interest. Even after m,akign a $1000 payment..it still goes over the limit each month. I need to pay it off and close it promto...but i don't want o give up my only piece of independance. The only thing that was mine. all mine.

My cat stopped shitting, so maybe she just had an upset tmmy from somethign she ate. That's good. that she's feelign better. We have an appt. with a new vet on Monday to discuss new treatment options for her ongoing illness.

I want a puppy. My own puppy. As soon as Peanut is betetr I am getting a puppy. I wish I could get a Great Pyrenese. I love thoes dogs. But I dont think she'd be to happy in a small apartment, and i dont think my apartment manager woudl like that I went 100 lbs over their weight limit of 30lbs.

Blow jobs: Why do I hate giving them? WHy does my boyfriend love them so much? I wanna like giving them, but I don't. I feel guilty that I don't give them more often.


I am going to share a funny story about a :pickle: .

years ago, my boyfriend and I were standing in line at Chic Fil A. The guy in front of us ordered a sandwich, and the girl behind the counter asked if he wanted his pickle on or off.
This made me laugh soo hard I nearly peed. I have no idea why I found it so funny, but I laughed for weeks about this damn pickle. It became me qnd my boyfriend code word for want sex. DO you want your pickle on or off?
For my birthday, he got me a pickle card. All it said was....on or off? His parents sat looking completly lost as I laughed myself into tears ovr my pickle card.

So to all my dear SWers, I ask just one question. Do you want your pickle on or off?


:razz: it looks like this smiley has nuts in his mouth.

I'm bored. I hope it isn't obvious.

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 10:32 PM
So to all my dear SWers, I ask just one question. Do you want your pickle on or off?


Ummm, off please.

Snowles
09-26-2007, 10:32 PM
Kay, that was...awesome. :D

My chequing account never has as much money in it as I'd like, and my credit card always has more on its balance than I'd like as well.

I hope your cat is ok :)

If you get a puppy, take pics and show us.

As for a BJ, I've never given one so I wouldn't really know. They aren't my favorite thing anyway, I could survive without them.

I won most of my pool games tonight, first night with my new cue. It's lighter than I'd like, but it was free so I'll make due. The cues at the bar suck. That is all.

LuckyOne
09-26-2007, 10:34 PM
^^^ What do you have for homework? I'd probably do some of it for you. I'm not kidding. Except the Spanish.

Kaylinn
09-26-2007, 10:53 PM
LOL. Spanish. I can cheat on the Spanish tho, if I have to.....but then I won't learn. We have to do our Spanish homework online, and when you submit the work, if you have any wrong answers, the computer will tell you the right answer. So...all I have to do is go to the assignment, and click submit, leaving everythign blank. Then the computer will tell me i missed every question, and provide me with the right answers. I write thoes down, and go back and do the assigment over again, filling in the correct answers.
It's a nasty little cheat :P But i prefer not to do it cause then I can't learn.


Other than Spanish...I have to write a paragraph for english abotu some dude's review of Pirates of the Carribean, dead man's chest. never saw the movie. ANyway, some dude critiqued the movie, and i need to write abotu why his critique was to harsh, or not harsh enough, and di he use the proper review methods? Blah blah blah.

As for my math....teacher told us today that all exams from here on out are take home, open book. Hah! I'm never studying math again! Shit, I ain't even going to class except on exam days to pick it up. The teacher is a complete moron. Seriously. I could write a whole new rant just on what a moron the guy is.
A short example: He tries to work out math problems, but can't figure them out. He asks us if his answer is right. We tell him no. He reworks it. Still wrong. Again and again. He'll say..hmm..where did WE go wrong? Dumbass! we didn;t go wrong anywehre, we all have the fucking answer already!
Finally, he will say the book is wrong, he is right, and do it his way ::)
5 students walked out one day...and this class gets smaller and smalelr each week. I learn better if I do't go to class.

I also have to work on my next speech. it's a demostration speech, and I'm going to demonstrate how to make the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich:P
Maybe I should demonstrate how to cure toe fungus, that sounds cooler, but I don't have any fungus to demonstrate on...any one let me borrow their fungus?

Oh...I can demonstrate how to make mold....cause i just found some in this cup that's been sitting on my computer desk for a few days.


Save me. Please. I'm bouncing off the walls.

AlexxaHex
09-26-2007, 11:13 PM
*Hugs Kay*

Fuck math. I hate it.

I don't like giving BJ's much either.

And I would like my pickle "on" please.

Callyish
09-26-2007, 11:18 PM
Im pissed off as hell. I got scheduled for 3 fucking shows today... and my last show tonight got canceled so I only got two shows... fucking bastards.

To make it even better... the damn DJ announced my BDay at midnight and made the entire bar burst out singing Happy Birthday to me... I was so damn embarrassed... and still no one bought me a shot :(

*goes off to smoke a joint with Embyr*

Lysondra
09-26-2007, 11:19 PM
Well, we know what you'll be doing for the rest of the night!

And we're off....

Lysondra
09-26-2007, 11:20 PM
Im pissed off as hell. I got scheduled for 3 fucking shows today... and my last show tonight got canceled so I only got two shows... fucking bastards.

To make it even better... the damn DJ announced my BDay at midnight and made the entire bar burst out singing Happy Birthday to me... I was so damn embarrassed... and still no one bought me a shot :(

*goes off to smoke a joint with Embyr*

2 shows isn't very many, that sucks!! Here's hoping you can work more. WOO

BalletBaby
09-26-2007, 11:23 PM
*buys callyish a virtual shot*

Snowles
09-26-2007, 11:49 PM
Why, oh why, do I have "Come Sail Away" by Styx stuck in my head? That song was released a good 8 years before I was born. Then again, it IS a fun song to yell out drunkenly. If only I were drunk. Then fun and shenanigans could be had.

Lysondra
09-26-2007, 11:53 PM
^ Well, that calls for vodka.

Kaylinn
09-26-2007, 11:54 PM
Oh fuck. I dont even know who Styx are..but as soon as I read that, I heard the song pop into my head. And now it won't go away.

Thanks.

Lysondra
09-26-2007, 11:55 PM
^ They also sang Mr. Roboto. HAVE FUN!

Snowles
09-26-2007, 11:57 PM
Uh oh...I dun like the looks of what I have done. *hides*

Kaylinn
09-27-2007, 12:01 AM
^ They also sang Mr. Roboto. HAVE FUN!


And when I read that...intergalactic popped into my head for some reason..and now come sail away and beastie boys( right?) are all mixed up in my head, fighting over who gets to sing the loudest.

Thank you guys soo much. I'll never get to sleep now. And If I do..Imma hear music all night long. I HATE when that happens. I never feel well rested when I dream music.

Snowles
09-27-2007, 12:03 AM
And when I read that...intergalactic popped into my head for some reason..and now come sail away and beastie boys( right?) are all mixed up in my head, fighting over who gets to sing the loudest.

Thank you guys soo much. I'll never get to sleep now. And If I do..Imma hear music all night long. I HATE when that happens. I never feel well rested when I dream music.

The other day I had a couple songs stuck in my head like that. Jackson 5 "ABC", A Flock Of Seagulls "I Ran", and something else equally random. I almost started hitting my head against anything solid, but then just cranked music until the songs in my head were replaced.

Snowles
09-27-2007, 12:04 AM
And also, sorry about possibly ruining your sleep. :(

Lysondra
09-27-2007, 12:05 AM
Awwww. here's a joke to make it better.

A priest was driving erratically down the road when a policeman pulled him over. When the cop looked inside the priest’s car he noticed empty green bottles all over the floor.
“Father, have you been drinking?” asked the rozzer.
“Just water, my son,” said the priest.
“Why do I smell wine?” asked the cop.
The priest looked down at the bottles and said, “Good Lord! He’s done it again!”

Kaylinn
09-27-2007, 12:07 AM
LOL. It's all good. I'm soo wound up, I'll probably never sleep anyway.

So tell me..do you dream music to? SOmeitmes, the music in my dreams gets so loud, it wakes up up, or..the music stops, and the silence wakes me up.
Is this odd?

Snowles
09-27-2007, 12:09 AM
I dream music sometimes. Then I try to remember it when I get up so I can write it down. Thus far....hasn't worked out so well. I'm a pretty damn good guitarist in my dreams. Far better than I am when I'm awake, anyway. I've gotten some decent lyrics that popped into my head just before I fell asleep, but I've forgotten more because I was too tired to get up and write them down.