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BalletBaby
09-27-2007, 09:13 PM
I've been pigging out all day. Why am I still hungry?

miss marina
09-27-2007, 09:44 PM
Go Away Flu!!!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!

madmaxine
09-27-2007, 09:47 PM
i slept for way too long last night and now i feel like i've been hit by a bus!

other than that, i feel very unsettled. i just got back from visiting Sydney for the first time and the whole time i was there i had this really strange but overpowering feeling of belonging, like i feel as if i am supposed to live in sydney. now i am feeling a strong urge to pack my shit up and move there. it's very weird.

The same thing happened to me with Montana even thought I claimed all my life to hate mountain terrain.
(There's a mystical twist too but you'll have to PM me for that, I say enough crazy stuff on here anyway ;) )

Embyr
09-27-2007, 09:49 PM
i cant sleep in the dark. or without the tv on. i have panic attacks. i try to sleep and i start to cry or feel like i cant close my eyes or something else. its weird. i used to NOT be able to sleep with noise or light. i got into the habit in my old apartment when i was scared and now i cant break it. even when i sleep at my parents house they got mad at me because i was leaving the light on. there, i finally managed to do just the tv, but here i cant for some reason.

im freaking out because my lamp by my bed burned out and i dont have any extra bulbs. i have a lamp on in the living room so it shines in my room but its still too dark in here :-\ my chest feels so tight i can feel the anxiety coming...

breathe!!!!! take a deeeeeeep breath and count to 5 as you let it out, if you have an animal try petting it.... or take a bath- something to help you relax.... :-\ aww, i hope you feel better sweetie...


Go Away Flu!!!! I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!!!!

SERIOUSLY!!!! i've had mine for a week now. my teacher today told me i looked like crap. i totally agreed.

RoseLeigh
09-27-2007, 10:10 PM
im freaking out because my lamp by my bed burned out and i dont have any extra bulbs. i have a lamp on in the living room so it shines in my room but its still too dark in here :-\ my chest feels so tight i can feel the anxiety coming...

I have the same problem. I can't sleep without a light unless someone else is there with me. Full on panic. So...I got stuffed animals. Or I read until I pass out. Both, really. *hug* *lends Britt her stuffed stingray*

Budai
09-27-2007, 10:25 PM
SERIOUSLY!!!! i've had mine for a week now. my teacher today told me i looked like crap. i totally agreed.

Wow, EmbyRRR8)...
It's amazing that you cranked out the SW-Moto Thread while you were feeling like #*%!

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 12:05 AM
Dammit, I hate falling asleep for so long (6 hours, yikes) on the couch! I wake up and have no clue where I am for a few minutes...

Embyr
09-28-2007, 12:36 AM
Wow, EmbyRRR8)...
It's amazing that you cranked out the SW-Moto Thread while you were feeling like #*%!

awww *gushes* well, i was too dizzy to do anything else but look at pretty pictures and procrastinate my rEaL homework. :P i sent my daddy the link at he's been trolling to check back on it.

:-\ umm, is it wrong that both my parents have been on SW? :D Mom needed make-up tips. Dad wanted to see motorcycles. I'm sure they logged right off...

I wonder if my little sister is going to follow in my path. I only say this because... well, she has in almost every other way, for better or worse. I mean, she's very much her own person, and quite different, yet the similarities in interests and personality idiosyncrasies that have really only popped up since puberty are just... astounding. funny how that stuff works with siblings.

sxybrat07
09-28-2007, 12:38 AM
I should be sleeping, as I have class in the morning...yet here I am. I did a bunch of homework, so that's a plus I guess...*goes back to refreshing the SW forum page*

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 01:10 AM
I jost got into the weirdest online drama ever. People yelling at me for being a stuck up bitch because I wanted to hire a rental broker and asked if it would be hard to get a bathtub.

Yes. I had a drama. Over a bathtub.

People seriously have no better thing to do?

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 01:10 AM
I just got into the weirdest online drama ever. People yelling at me for being a stuck up bitch because I wanted to hire a rental broker and asked if it would be hard to get a bathtub.

Yes. I had a drama. Over a bathtub.

People seriously have no better thing to do?

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 01:13 AM
Well, what kind of bathtub was it?

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 01:14 AM
Just... a bathtub. Like, any bathtub. I asked if it was hard to find an apartment with a bathtub in this city and they started calling me names. LOL... what the heck?

Snowles
09-28-2007, 01:34 AM
I'm slowly coming to realize that I am severely unhappy with my life right now. It lacks purpose, direction, substance...it's depressing. Boo :(

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 01:39 AM
AHAHAHA.... someone seriously, on the thread I mentioned earlier... accused me of 'stealing water from her baby' because I wanted a bath. HAHAHHAHAHA....

Snowles
09-28-2007, 01:41 AM
^That must be why they yelled at you...they know you want to steal baby-water for your baths. Why would you do such a thing?

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 01:56 AM
Holy Shit Tequila No Wokring Tonight Yeahahhhh!

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 01:57 AM
^That must be why they yelled at you...they know you want to steal baby-water for your baths. Why would you do such a thing?

I KNOWZ... I STEALZ ALL THEIR BABY WATERS!!!

(sorry life is pointless, drik twqyuilt with me!!!) Err, thatw as supposed to be tequila... sis in spell it right that time? WOOO! nID OED! Er.. I DID! Yeah!

Yekhefah
09-28-2007, 02:34 AM
Sounds like they're rationing water in Queensland again. They did that while I was there. It blows.

kryssy
09-28-2007, 03:41 AM
Appartly, we do not have enogh signatures to make ohio ok to strip in.

Now the club wants me to go out and get signatures. I can't do this cuz my kids go to school with these parents...........why is my job to get them........send out your "hot' manager to get them!

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 04:05 AM
Sounds like they're rationing water in Queensland again. They did that while I was there. It blows.

They are. But it's not like I'm taking a bath every day. Hell, at least put shit on my In-laws who just installed a DOUBLE TUB into their place (and still, they have a water tank so who gives a fug?).....but seriously, telling me I'm taking WATER FROM THEIR BABY because I want an apartment with a bath? You have GOT to be joking...

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 04:14 AM
Thank God it's Friday...

Kaylinn
09-28-2007, 04:18 AM
I walked into my computer room and the window is open. I'm naked.

And then I heard. " Dude...the window, check out that window."

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 04:20 AM
^^^ Hahahaha Bet they'd never seen a hot, naked woman before!

Kaylinn
09-28-2007, 04:32 AM
My boyfriend says all the neighbors must love me caue 'm always running around the house naked...I try not to do it when the windows are open...But in MY house, I will be as comfortable as I please. If the rest of the world gets a view..so be it. I ain't gettin dressed for anyone. I choose comfort.

AlexxaHex
09-28-2007, 04:48 AM
My boyfriend says all the neighbors must love me caue 'm always running around the house naked...I try not to do it when the windows are open...But in MY house, I will be as comfortable as I please. If the rest of the world gets a view..so be it. I ain't gettin dressed for anyone. I choose comfort.

LOL I do the same thing. Jess is always like, "Hon, you're standing in front of the window...".
FUCK IT. I get naked at work, and I like being naked at hom. As long as it's not illegal, I really don't care.

~~~~~
I am so so so tired.

And I think I hate my boobs now. I want a BA. Before I had the baby, I liked them but also considered getting them "done". But now they disgust me. They are too squishy. It is a must that I alter them somehow.

Embyr
09-28-2007, 04:50 AM
^^ heheh that's great.... you should charge 'em. }:D

DUUUUDE I CAN'T FEEL MY PUSSY!!!!:O :O :O I was dabbing tea tree oil on an ingrown hair, my hand slipped, and *whoops!!!!* i accidentally spilled a third of the bottle all over my vagina. I'm so coordinated I amaze myself. and my pussy's tingling and numb and anti-septic in all sorts of new and different ways... oh me oh my... :-[

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 04:51 AM
For the first time in my life I am living to work and not working to live. I am at a happy moment where I'm free to pursue what I want.. and what I want is to work more. *ohmmmm ohmmmmmm*

Hopefully this will bring about a new me.

I am now just saving so I can make my trip to Uluru with my mum extra special! I want to take her on a really nice tour with all the trimmings...

britt244
09-28-2007, 06:35 AM
I have the same problem. I can't sleep without a light unless someone else is there with me. Full on panic. So...I got stuffed animals. Or I read until I pass out. Both, really. *hug* *lends Britt her stuffed stingray*


breathe!!!!! take a deeeeeeep breath and count to 5 as you let it out, if you have an animal try petting it.... or take a bath- something to help you relax.... :-\ aww, i hope you feel better sweetie...

thanks girls :) i actually slept pretty well once i relaxed. 9 and a half lovely hours.. so much nicer than the 5 hours i get normally. maybe i'll be able to wean myself off sleeping with the light on.. rose, i'm glad i'm not the only one! i feel so weird.

britt244
09-28-2007, 06:35 AM
DUUUUDE I CAN'T FEEL MY PUSSY!!!!:O :O :O I was dabbing tea tree oil on an ingrown hair, my hand slipped, and *whoops!!!!* i accidentally spilled a third of the bottle all over my vagina. I'm so coordinated I amaze myself. and my pussy's tingling and numb and anti-septic in all sorts of new and different ways... oh me oh my... :-[

that so sounds like something i would do!


why couldnt i post these 2 posts together? i got a message saying too many quotes or something? weird.

britt244
09-28-2007, 06:52 AM
i want to post about something but now i'm iffy about putting such personal info on here :-\ i know none of you would throw it back in my face but for there even to be the chance of someone doing that makes me not want to post it.

rozz
09-28-2007, 08:10 AM
Why did my boca burger have a crunchy piece? It hurt my teefs.


I'll do your laundry if you clean my kitchen!!

I think you should just move in with me and eat all the cookies you want!

Deal!!


I walked into my computer room and the window is open. I'm naked.

And then I heard. " Dude...the window, check out that window."

I do that all the damn time. My male neighbors love me... their wives, not so much.

cameron_keys
09-28-2007, 08:17 AM
Why did my boca burger have a crunchy piece? It hurt my teefs.



THATS where my Boca Burgers went. I wanted one last night and I thought I had a whole box, but no...gone....:'(

Damn you Veggiehamburgler....

phillyvixen
09-28-2007, 08:35 AM
I have to get a root canal :(
And I don't even get to have any awesome pills or nitrous because i'm pregs.
THe only good news is the next day is my BIG U/s to find out the sex. Dental work sucks soo soo badly, I'm just thankful I can finally afford to have it done. My teeth are costing a fortune lately!

sun child
09-28-2007, 08:45 AM
Thank you American Apparel. You knew just what I needed yesterday.
http://www.americanapparel.net/morephotos/rsac301/rsac301_03.jpg

sun child
09-28-2007, 08:50 AM
That's it. I'm taking care of business today. I'm FORCING myself to go languish at the DMV to get my Oregon license and then to the social security office to get a replacement card. I also have about 700 dollars to collect from two debtors and a three-hour intensive pole workshop.

Taylorlila
09-28-2007, 10:34 AM
^^ heheh that's great.... you should charge 'em. }:D

DUUUUDE I CAN'T FEEL MY PUSSY!!!!:O :O :O I was dabbing tea tree oil on an ingrown hair, my hand slipped, and *whoops!!!!* i accidentally spilled a third of the bottle all over my vagina. I'm so coordinated I amaze myself. and my pussy's tingling and numb and anti-septic in all sorts of new and different ways... oh me oh my... :-[


that cracked me up. I remember when I got my navel pierced sometimes the antiseptic would drip down and everything down there would just go numb.

I just want the ups truck to come so I can go to work. I don't need it to come but I really want my sparkly new shoes and my rhinestne chocker to wear tonight!!!

Taylorlila
09-28-2007, 10:36 AM
LOL I do the same thing. Jess is always like, "Hon, you're standing in front of the window...".
FUCK IT. I get naked at work, and I like being naked at hom. As long as it's not illegal, I really don't care.

.


I do the same thing, I get home and my clothes just always come off. My bf will come home and I'll be cooking dinner in my birthday suit.

Kaylinn
09-28-2007, 10:40 AM
Weekend to do list:

Work tonight 12am-8am
work tomorrow night 11pm-7am.

Clean kitchen, do laundry.

Write and practice my speech, study for spanish test, read chapters for political science class,write paper for english.

Sunday:
leave work at 7am, come home, touch up hair and makeup, go to casting call for some modeling gig.
Leave straight from there to a city 2 hours away to do a photoshoot on a horse.

I'll get home around 8pm. Loooong day sunday.

cameron_keys
09-28-2007, 10:50 AM
Yippee! My customer called and said he was coming in to see me today!! He's VERY cool...fun to talk to, gives me money for chatting with hiim...he bought me a bunch of cool gifts last time I knew him(he got a girlfriend and disappeared for a cpl years!)..including a diamond and saphire ring and one of my birds! He's fun! And he doesnt expect ANYTHING....has never even asked my real name

kitty260
09-28-2007, 11:02 AM
My stuffed chicken breast blew up in the oven. Now there's buttery garlic awesomeness everywhere but in the chicken where it's supposed to be. >:(

G-Real
09-28-2007, 11:28 AM
Damn LJ!......all her cooking talk made me start cooking for lunch next week (off day today for me YAY!)...

So far:

- Blueberry muffins
- Snikerdoodle cookies (1st try, not bad, not great either)

In the works:
- Veggi-chilli

austinatalie
09-28-2007, 11:40 AM
every time i smell garlic i think of pussy

kitty260
09-28-2007, 12:21 PM
every time i smell garlic i think of pussy

I wish I hadn't read that while I was eating garlic butter chicken. :-\

Callyish
09-28-2007, 12:22 PM
I don't wanna work today.... Fridays suck *sigh*

Darcy Foxx
09-28-2007, 01:01 PM
i had a decent night at work. and i bought a new costume from justice, the canadian feature we have at the club at the moment! w00t!

britt244
09-28-2007, 02:05 PM
man im tired.. i need a nap and im definately not going to get one before work. this is going to be a loooooong night.

Embyr
09-28-2007, 02:10 PM
^ha i just set my alarm for 2 hrs from now... this poli sci paper has taken over 36 hrs, it's LATE, i'm sure I have points docked (SOOOOO NOT ME!) and I'm still not fucking done. stupid legislative percentages and gender representation that DOESN't match the teacher's data set. MY research was more interesting and multifaceted- how can i prove a hypothesis that is only one side of the coin??? Boooooo

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 02:23 PM
Shit, the photophobia that sent me to the hospital is bac a little bit... and I have one super bloodshot eye and a looot of work today. I took one contact out and put medicine in my eye. Hope it clears up in a few hours!

britt244
09-28-2007, 02:30 PM
what to do what to do.. work out for a half hour or nap for a half hour..