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Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 02:38 PM
Home from work, now off to bake THREE batches of cookies. I seriously have to stop loving you guys so much! :P

sxybrat07
09-28-2007, 02:41 PM
But...you do love us!

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 02:45 PM
But...you do love us!

Of course I do! I :heartbeat all of you way too much considering that I don't know you IRL! Boy, on the other hand, thinks I am off my rocker... :D

sxybrat07
09-28-2007, 02:49 PM
Tell boy to shaddup and eat some more home cooking...soon he will be plump and ready...muwahahaha

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 02:58 PM
Tell boy to shaddup and eat some more home cooking...soon he will be plump and ready...muwahahaha

HA! That fatass is more than plump and ready!

I think he's just jealous that I get more female attention than he does!

We were eating lunch today at work, and my boss said she needs to find a wife like me to bakes and cooks yummy things, keeps the household organized, and smiles as much as I do! hehe

britt244
09-28-2007, 03:09 PM
so working out won since i didnt have time for a real nap. i literally couldve fallen asleep while i was running.

tonight is going to be one big red bull fest at work.

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 03:30 PM
Dammit, why does butter take so long to soften?!

iambonbon05
09-28-2007, 03:35 PM
I haven't been very hungry lately. This is a good thing.

I tend to get naked in front of windows too. But until I went to college I always lived out in the country where my nearest neighbors are a good quarter mile away. Still trying to break the habit lol.

britt244
09-28-2007, 03:44 PM
i am so late for work. its 645 and im just getting in the shower. and i wanted to leave by 715. ha. ha. hahahaha. when will i learn not to try and be on time? it just doesnt work out for me.

NatalieFRPhilly
09-28-2007, 04:43 PM
I went shopping and all I bought were lounge clothes and sleep wear. I never seem to like anything in the juniors department anymore and i don't like anything in the other departments anymore. So all I end up buy are those kind of clothes.

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 04:55 PM
sushi = numnumnum

Yekhefah
09-28-2007, 05:02 PM
Instead of work tonight, I would like to bake a bunch of cookies. And then I would like to have some friends over to eat them and watch movies. Of course, to do this, I would actually have to have some friends. *sigh*

I miss K.

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 05:03 PM
^^^ Yekh, you could come here and bake with me! I don't eat cookies, but I'd keep you company!

If you want, I can call and keep you company for a little while. I know it's not like real friends, but I can babble you until you get bored with me. :D

Yekhefah
09-28-2007, 05:07 PM
Oh yeah, the other random thought of the day... this afternoon I showed Charlie Chaplin's "Modern Times" to a group of 25-30 children ranging in age from 6-11. All but two of them loved it. Most had never seen a silent movie before and some had never heard of Charlie Chaplin; this one kid has been insisting all week that no movie can be remotely interesting without spoken dialogue. At the end of the movie, he conceded I had proved him wrong. We even got into a lively discussion about the Depression, what caused it, and the unionization movement. This was an enormously gratifying afternoon for me.

I had forgotten about that cocaine gag though. That was an uncomfortable moment when one of the kids asked, "But if he ate the drugs, how come he didn't die?" Um. *tugs shirt collar*

Jade, that sounds lovely, but I gotta go to work. Pbbbthh.

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 05:09 PM
Jade, that sounds lovely, but I gotta go to work. Pbbbthh.

No worries, I have a ton of baking to do! ;D

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 05:37 PM
I can see light now, but my eyes are still bloodshot. I don't think I can call into work bloodshot either. Shit shit shit. Hope it clears up on my hour long drive to my next shift.

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 05:44 PM
http://www.thereddoorstore.com/images/T/FP.557206_thumbs-21157_T.jpg (http://www.thereddoorstore.com/product.php?productid=21157)orhttp://www.thereddoorstore.com/images/T/LA.83366_thumbs-18077_T.jpg (http://www.thereddoorstore.com/sexy/booty-pirate.html)

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 05:56 PM
^ AHAHAHAHAHA.... Sweet. I should totally rock up in that! I didn't get the reply at first but then it twigged. HAHAH brilliant. I love you.

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 05:59 PM
Wait what? I'm confuzzled:dunce:

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 06:00 PM
Is it bad that I skipped dinner to bake cookies?

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:02 PM
Wait what? I'm confuzzled:dunce:

Oh. you were asking. I thought that since I had a bum eye you were telling me my solution was to wear a pirate costume - y'know.. eyepatch. Ooooops.

It was funny though.

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:03 PM
Also... I have a choice... I can either wear contacts which irritate my eye infection but then I can wear sunnies for my photophobia... or I can wear my glasses and save my eyes from the pain of contacts while infected but get in a car crash because the sun is way too bright.

YES

Callyish
09-28-2007, 06:04 PM
Lysondra is buying one of my costumes... that means her coochie will have indirectly touched mine *grin* That is so hot..

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:06 PM
Heehee... I'll take a picture of me in it. Ignore the one where I'll be licking your panties before I put them on. :x

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 06:08 PM
Oh. you were asking. I thought that since I had a bum eye you were telling me my solution was to wear a pirate costume - y'know.. eyepatch. Ooooops.

It was funny though.

Oooooooh I gets it! Hey, look at me, I'm inadvertantly funny!

ps. You could still wear a pirate costume. But it has to be slutty because um, you don't want to um, cover your um.....um....I want to see your ass:ashamed:

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:09 PM
http://www.thereddoorstore.com/images/T/FP.557206_thumbs-21157_T.jpg (http://www.thereddoorstore.com/product.php?productid=21157)orhttp://www.thereddoorstore.com/images/T/LA.83366_thumbs-18077_T.jpg (http://www.thereddoorstore.com/sexy/booty-pirate.html)

Also? The first one. :P Edit: With the second boots.

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 06:09 PM
Also... I have a choice... I can either wear contacts which irritate my eye infection but then I can wear sunnies for my photophobia... or I can wear my glasses and save my eyes from the pain of contacts while infected but get in a car crash because the sun is way too bright.

YES

Wear your sunglasses over your regular glasses. That's what I did when my eye was infected. And then get some drops to clear up the infection!

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:10 PM
Oooooooh I gets it! Hey, look at me, I'm inadvertantly funny!

ps. You could still wear a pirate costume. But it has to be slutty because um, you don't want to um, cover your um.....um....I want to see your ass:ashamed:

Oh my! Naughty! :D

Callyish
09-28-2007, 06:10 PM
Ahaha yes Lysondra I do want pics!! So you DON'T want me to wash the thong before I send it? LoL

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:11 PM
Wear your sunglasses over your regular glasses. That's what I did when my eye was infected. And then get some drops to clear up the infection!

My sunnies are wraparound... and I already have drops but I woke up this morning to my eye being red as a demon, so I tried to nap it off and it stopped hurting so much... but it's still red. Pft. I'll try the glasses, sunnies though for a few minutes and see if I can pull it off. :)

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:13 PM
Ahaha yes Lysondra I do want pics!! So you DON'T want me to wash the thong before I send it? LoL

We'll say yes publicly, but you know what I really want. ;) Hahahaha

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 06:15 PM
When the sunlight was too much for me, I would look down every few seconds so I could see better. Not long enough to cause an accident though:D

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 06:20 PM
Lysondra, I am bored and lonely... come bake cookies with me!

Lysondra
09-28-2007, 06:21 PM
Lysondra, I am bored and lonely... come bake cookies with me!

But I have le work.

I hope Boss told these guys that you're supposed to feed the stripper.... five hours of work straight... hope they have munchies! <3

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 06:22 PM
I would share my bbq potato chips with you... and ginger cookies!

ArmySGT.
09-28-2007, 06:40 PM
My boyfriend says all the neighbors must love me caue 'm always running around the house naked...I try not to do it when the windows are open...But in MY house, I will be as comfortable as I please. If the rest of the world gets a view..so be it. I ain't gettin dressed for anyone. I choose comfort.


LOL I do the same thing. Jess is always like, "Hon, you're standing in front of the window...".
FUCK IT. I get naked at work, and I like being naked at hom. As long as it's not illegal, I really don't care.


I do the same thing, I get home and my clothes just always come off. My bf will come home and I'll be cooking dinner in my birthday suit.

OK so this single life in the dorm thing is starting to suck; when shown other possibilities. Damn you Trinidad! Must you suck so?

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 06:44 PM
My signature is entirely too long, yet I can't decide which quote(s) to delete. Should I just delete them all so I don't appear to show favoritism?

rozz
09-28-2007, 08:04 PM
HA! That fatass is more than plump and ready!

I think he's just jealous that I get more female attention than he does!

We were eating lunch today at work, and my boss said she needs to find a wife like me to bakes and cooks yummy things, keeps the household organized, and smiles as much as I do! hehe

But... you is my wife. She can't have you. I has you... right? :'(

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 08:09 PM
But... you is my wife. She can't have you. I has you... right? :'(

I is all yours, wifey! 'Cept you didn't pick up the phone when I called you! :'(

rozz
09-28-2007, 08:12 PM
I is all yours, wifey! 'Cept you didn't pick up the phone when I called you! :'(

That's cause I got called in to help close a store in my district. Idiot didn't know her ass from her elbow.

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 08:14 PM
That's cause I got called in to help close a store in my district. Idiot didn't know her ass from her elbow.

So I can calls you now?

blondhottie
09-28-2007, 08:17 PM
I love Grey Goose. :cheers:

Budai
09-28-2007, 08:18 PM
My signature is entirely too long, yet I can't decide which quote(s) to delete. Should I just delete them all so I don't appear to show favoritism?

Well, LJ, methinks that Tart (like Elvis) has left the building. It reminds me of BS3's "Does a tree falling in an empty forest make a sound?" scenario, but with quotes, instead...

rozz
09-28-2007, 08:19 PM
So I can calls you now?

If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

'Cause baby,
There ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 08:20 PM
Well, LJ, methinks that Tart (like Elvis) has left the building. It reminds me of BS3's "Does a tree falling in an empty forest make a sound?" scenario, but with quotes, instead...

Oooooh... point taken!

TigersMilk
09-28-2007, 08:42 PM
Funny how one good money day can make me forget about the recent shitty ones. I get so high from having a good day at work. Instant mood booster!

MojoJojo
09-28-2007, 08:43 PM
The moon is shining, it's a cool night, and I have a beer.

Budai
09-28-2007, 08:47 PM
The moon is shining, it's a cool night, and I have a beer.

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
--Henry Lawson

MojoJojo
09-28-2007, 08:50 PM
"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer."
--Henry Lawson


"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry

Budai
09-28-2007, 08:54 PM
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
-Dave Barry

They who drink beer will think beer.
- Washington Irving