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Cally
05-09-2007, 12:55 PM
Seriously though, stop humping the wall. The calories from the wall add up.
Its okay... I have an apt for lipo... and I mean I havnt eaten in 4 weeks... and i've been drinking my cats figi water... plus I took a lax so im nice and gasey...
Roulette
05-09-2007, 12:57 PM
^^^ so like I was concerned... but now I think you're joking. I don't knnow what to think about all this...
I like fiji water tho. I haven't eaten today. Maybe I should.
gingerlee
05-09-2007, 01:00 PM
^^^ so like I was concerned... but now I think you're joking. I don't knnow what to think about all this...
I like fiji water tho. I haven't eaten today. Maybe I should.
She's totally kidding. A poster that's no longer here used to be pro eating disorder, and she talked like that.
Roulette
05-09-2007, 01:27 PM
Oh! I know exactly who you're talking about!! I think.... Sophiemarie? I read a few of the things she said and just closed the laptop, I was so annoyed by her!! ok I figured it was a joke because it seems no one on here is pro ED's.
Speaking of which I still haven't had anything to eat. But really is it unhealthy not to eat if you're not hungry?
^ I dunno but I was told to eat at least "something" even when I dont feel it. Eat a bannana..high in calories and it's got some energy boosters.
Roulette
05-09-2007, 01:59 PM
^ I dunno but I was told to eat at least "something" even when I dont feel it. Eat a bannana..high in calories and it's got some energy boosters.
Weeeeird man... I went to the kitchen about wow 2 hours ago and got a banana, it's still just sitting next to me tho. ok I'm gunna eat it. blah. I hate eating when I'm not hungry.
AlexxaHex
05-09-2007, 06:55 PM
I didn't work on my website yesterday. I need a dominatrix. LOL }:D I'm not a good sub though. I'm far too bossy and critical of most people who try to top me. "No, you're tying me up wrong asshole!".
I mostly just need to direct the inner discipline at myself.
Oh and Mr. Christopher, you are so right about pie being awesome breakfast food. Just spice it up with a ton of whipped cream and you're golden.
Roulette
05-09-2007, 08:24 PM
I am getting tired of bangs. Tho I freaking love them, I cant do the sexy hair flip w/o ending up with 80's style fluffed bangs!
My friend just laid down his new Ducati and my first question was "is it totalled" then a few seconds later he said something about how he's only just now able to walk right and I felt like a dick for not having asked about him before the bike. He was like "shut up, it was my first concern too!!"
Embyr
05-09-2007, 08:49 PM
^^^ hhahaa Oh dear!!!! SERIOUSly, if i were going down/the one time i dropped in in a parking lot (not enough back brake), that would be my first thought- i think personal safety would be second.
When my psycho-ex (of many "snooping"/stalking/R/o-related threads) crashed my bike drunk into a Ford F150...on my birthday...., he DID "total" it... Ducs are VERY easy to "total" because fixing them is soooooooo damn expensive... the parts cost so much that the damage can be truly cosmetic (frame and forks ok) but insurance will proclaim it "totalled" because it is above the 50% repair mark. My insurance was nice enough to repair mine because it WAS cosmetic... but of course, the only reason was that I was willing to leave a huge-ass dEnT in my front tank (the handlebars went into the tank) because a new tank was 1.5 k and i guess that made a big difference.... :-\
would have been nice if my psycho-EX actually paid for the repairs as promised... instead of just a helmet... oh well, at least he got a DUI.
Good luck in your friends' fast recovery, hope is bike is either repairable or replaceable (...and that he had insurance!!!!!!!)
I can't wait 'til Friday so I can FINALLY add to the before-work pics in my helmet... i've taken the bike to the club twice but once was a practice ride late at night and once was a practice ride in rush-hr traffic... now i'm ready! :P
miss marina
05-09-2007, 08:54 PM
so, the guy i was "seeing'(not offically..) basically ignored me for 7 days straight. i got over it around day 2, said fuck him. Now he is messaging me on myspace like crazy after not speaking to me for days straight, he has sent me 5 messages in the last hour and im sitting here cracking up at him. He keeps sending me "i SEEN YOU SEEN MY LAST MESSAGE, IT SAYS READ" hahahaha. Then the next one"i know u see these...talk to me" lol. this is gonna be fun.
miss marina
05-09-2007, 08:54 PM
oh and i had a dream about djoser last night(check ur pms lol)
Roulette
05-09-2007, 08:56 PM
Embyr - he needs a new back brake (it totally didnt work, which is why he went down) a new clutch and I think something else. he can get the parts easy att the guys at the shop know and love him... this kid gets like everything for free... he should teach a class on hussling... anyway and he can do all his own repairs.
Ok this match.com guy really bugs me I want to punch his smug little face off!! maybe cut it off with a knife... he makes me feel violent.
Also... I have lost all of my makeup... I do not know where it is and I am uuuuppppppssssssseeeeettttttt, le gerr.
BalletBaby
05-09-2007, 09:40 PM
Schools out Schools out Happy happy joy joy!
I'm free for the summer! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Happy dance!
:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:
BalletBaby
05-09-2007, 09:42 PM
I just humped my wall...
Then I made myself puke up my breakfast, which was a bottle of figi water...
Then I made an apt for another lipo because I realized it wasnt fiji water, it was Evian, and Evian has more carbs...
My cats breath smells like dog food...
:rotfl:
Wait I drink Ozarka does that mean I'm going to get fat?!
My light in the kitchen is flickering so that means it's giong to go out soon, and I can't reach it ...it's too high. I wonder how many months it'll be dark in this room...
I feel like im going to shit myself.
Yesterday a new chick who totally was on coke ( she was rocking her jaw ) and all silicon lipped asked why I kept my fingers nails painted black, I said " oh so people can't tell when i've been digging in my ass" she looked disgusted.
Cally
05-09-2007, 10:34 PM
:rotfl:
Wait I drink Ozarka does that mean I'm going to get fat?!
Yes you must switch to Fiji.. or get lipo... wait... do both. Your bad... you dirty extras ho :P
Cally
05-09-2007, 10:41 PM
^^ I just realized how bad that sounds :( I hope you know I didnt mean it in a mean way!!!!!!
Roulette
05-09-2007, 11:15 PM
Yesterday a new chick who totally was on coke ( she was rocking her jaw ) and all silicon lipped asked why I kept my fingers nails painted black, I said " oh so people can't tell when i've been digging in my ass" she looked disgusted.
You should have been like "It's a Cash thing... you wouldn't understand"
I have gone through all of my clothes and found my outfit for tomorrow and the next few days. is that weird? i dont always do this but sometimes i freak out and feel like I have to, so I do.
I'm wearing a mini skirt to my final tomorrow to show of my legs. I always wear skinny jeans and a hoodie and there's this guy in my class who's really hot and he just started talking to me like a week ago, I figured show him what he missed.... well not that he ever could have had me, I do have a serious b/f, but still.... Is that bad?
I'm going to Boston and taking the train. I've only ever been on a train in France. This is going to be exciting.
Until next week my loverly SW friends... There betteer be some randomness when I get back ;)
I actually am sitting here and eating popcorn. Though I have no bean bag chair.
One more test tomarrow. It's over the male and female reproductive system. I didn't study, but something tells me I know what I'm doing when it comes to those areas : )
BalletBaby
05-10-2007, 12:06 AM
Yes you must switch to Fiji.. or get lipo... wait... do both. Your bad... you dirty extras ho :P
Ok who told you I was a dirty extras ho>:( I can't afford my Fiji and lipo if I'm not sucking dick for 10 dolla.
BalletBaby
05-10-2007, 12:07 AM
^^ I just realized how bad that sounds :( I hope you know I didnt mean it in a mean way!!!!!!
I know:P
Roulette
05-10-2007, 12:23 AM
I CANNOT SLEEP AND I AM MAJORLY PISSED THE FUCK OFF!!
I have to be awake in three fucking hours to do my final. motherfuker!!! I want a punching bag right now!
Edit: it is fucking 6:29am. I have not been able to sleep. i will not now have an opportunity to sleep. i have a final, a long drive home, obligations with my best friend, and a boyfriend who I have not seen in three weeks. I am getting laid come hell or high water, but what if it comes down to the time that everyone gone home and its just us and I'm passed the fuck out! Then I have a 7 hour 7am train ride tomorrow! motherfucker I want to pause time!!! Apparently I eat sleep for breakfast. gah!
Circe
05-10-2007, 04:55 AM
Conan O'Brien will always be the sexiest Albino Virgin, hair or no hair!
I hate my dad for doing this to my family. I hate him. I do.
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:02 AM
Still haven't slept. Finished my final. Starting to feel a crash coming on.
Why do nails get thinker and yellowish as you get older? I just saw an old lady in sandals and eeeew, yucky feet much?
sc0101
05-10-2007, 08:03 AM
Still haven't slept. Finished my final. Starting to feel a crash coming on.
Why do nails get thinker and yellowish as you get older? I just saw an old lady in sandals and eeeew, yucky feet much?
They step in cat pee a lot.
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:05 AM
oh now that is just nasty. ewie pooie!
Oh yeah my skirt keeps sticking to my ass and the chairs in the library are made for fucking midgets! When I get up I look less than graceful and have to peel my skirt off real quick. Girls keep giving me dirty looks and guys keep doing double takes. One ran into the railing on the stairs... not gonna lie, I was amused.
sc0101
05-10-2007, 08:06 AM
^I dare you to get up and walk around like that for 10 seconds :P.
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:08 AM
I am going to have to go with a no... I already did. I figured it would detach when I walked, so I loaded up my books and stood up.... yeah no... that shit stuck and stuck and for many many paces. I was out the door before it was completely unstuck. I even wore the shorts style undies so it wouldnt stick.... no... it pulled them up then stuck!
sc0101
05-10-2007, 08:08 AM
Lmao. Hotness.
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:11 AM
If by hotness you mean free showness than yes, total hotness.
I just did a feeble google search for a skirt suck to an ass... it came out negative... lame.
sc0101
05-10-2007, 08:13 AM
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22my+skirt+is+stuck+to+my+ass%22&btnG=Search
That got one result lmao.
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:17 AM
what the hell is that... I clicked on the link it provides and the only thing I really took note of was "SPACE TRAVEL IS BORING".... whut?
sc0101
05-10-2007, 08:17 AM
I don't know I just searched lol. Space travel is boring? Wtf?
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:29 AM
I mean you know, when I was last traveling in space I was really pretty fucking, what's the word?... NOT bored. Altho traveling at light speed is a different story, you cant see shit... So maybe they just weren't clear enough.
What the fuck?? ^^^ who am I?? what's going on?? doh!!
sc0101
05-10-2007, 08:31 AM
Oh the wonders of Google.
as_intended
05-10-2007, 08:34 AM
Random thought : If there had been a real fire tonight instead of a drill would all the girls be dead cos they took 15 mins to get dressed and get there bags?
Roulette
05-10-2007, 08:41 AM
I am fucking DONE!!!! I am not studying but I am in the library, the noisiest place in the whole goddamn universe... and as we all know I am well traveled in space...
The bitch to the left is talking to the guy on her left and on her phone, WHICH IS NOT ON FUCKING SILENT AS IT SHOULD BE!! then the bitches over there in front of me are cackling like a fucking movie coven and there is a fucking baby crying - HELLO!!! ASSHOLES... this is the library, does the concept of SHUT THE FUCK UP escape you??
Great now a guy sat between me and chatty fucking cathy to the left and is talking. shut up shut up shut up I hate you all!!
Sorry guys this is more of a rant than a random.
Embyr
05-10-2007, 09:34 AM
hahhaahha good for you for finishing!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!! doesn't it feel good to accomplish?! meh, you are now free to punch the annoying people if you like, you've earned it. }:D }:D
Roulette, how do you know about motorcycles? from your friend that rides? You should have him teach you, if you don't already know. Yes, I ride a Duc- a 2001 Monster 750 Dark. here's a pic... (mine has a nicer sear, bar-end mirrors, and after-market exhaust)
http://www.psndealer.com/powersportsdlr/images/NewVehicles/2002750iedark.jpg
I'm so excited, the HOTTEST kelly green Ogio backpack came today, which means I get to start riding everywhere... like work! and the gym... and school this summer, now that I have more proper luggge. Although I'm still contemplating the Hello Kitty backpack or something ridiculously over-the-top, just for stoplight amusement. :D
Roulette
05-10-2007, 09:43 AM
hahhaahha good for you for finishing!!!!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!! doesn't it feel good to accomplish?! meh, you are now free to punch the annoying people if you like, you've earned it. }:D }:D
Roulette, how do you know about motorcycles? from your friend that rides? You should have him teach you, if you don't already know. Yes, I ride a Duc- a 2001 Monster 750 Dark. here's a pic... (mine has a nicer sear, bar-end mirrors, and after-market exhaust)
http://www.psndealer.com/powersportsdlr/images/NewVehicles/2002750iedark.jpg
I'm so excited, the HOTTEST kelly green Ogio backpack came today, which means I get to start riding everywhere... like work! and the gym... and school this summer, now that I have more proper luggge. Although I'm still contemplating the Hello Kitty backpack or something ridiculously over-the-top, just for stoplight amusement. :D
I already figgured you rode a monster based on your avatar... Until i read your rode a Ducati I didn't really pay too much attention (sorry) then I took a closer look. Monsters are actually my fav by Ducati.
I have already laid a bike down and am not anxious to do it again... It will be a while before I am in control of a bike. I love being on the back of them though, assuming it doesnt have an uber short wheel base... then I'm too high up the back and feel uncomfortable.... I love bikes and cars. And yeah I always wear a messenger bag... For a while aftr having gotten so accustomed to having the bag when I didn't wear it I felt really weird and a little unsafe.
ArmySGT.
05-10-2007, 05:23 PM
I am now going to drive 80 miles for some carribean jerk wings at a Buffalo wild wings in Pueblo. Yeah 80 miles.
Cally
05-10-2007, 07:05 PM
Why does it feel like this is the week for bad weeks? Seriously at one point today I had 5 different people talking to me who had a family member die this week... plus everyone seems to be having a shit week for work... industry and non industry people. Plus everyone seems to be sick... and it just seems to be a fucking disaster week for everyone.
hardkandee
05-10-2007, 07:31 PM
Why does it feel like this is the week for bad weeks? Seriously at one point today I had 5 different people talking to me who had a family member die this week... plus everyone seems to be having a shit week for work... industry and non industry people. Plus everyone seems to be sick... and it just seems to be a fucking disaster week for everyone.
Add +1 to shitty week. My little brother's friend just got diagnosed with "too late to treat" ovarian cancer. Poor chick is graduating high school in 2 weeks and she's been told she's got 6 months to live. :-\
ArmySGT.
05-10-2007, 10:24 PM
Ok MMMMMMMM Carribean Jerk wings are the shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
BrunetteGoddess
05-10-2007, 11:06 PM
^^Crazy bastard.
Today was not my day. I was so tired I was almost falling asleep behind the wheel, I forgot 3 drinks and had to drive back to a place to deliver them, and the fucking computer wouldn't let me clock out. Oh yeah, and I was at work at fucking 6:50 am.
Embyr
05-11-2007, 12:03 AM
so, who's been AWeSOMe at negotiating all sorts of tough traffic situations, rode in rain fog & wind, but still managed to lose their balance at a dead stop and drop their bike in a fucking shopping center parking lot today?????
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
the tip of my brake lever broke off and my mirror is scratched. more than anything i just feel like a DUMBASS. hahaaa some awesome old guy at a coffee shop 10 ft away helped me pick it up. He's like, "Can you reall ride that thing? Why don't you take a break..." but all I could think about was looking like an idiot, so I rode 25 min. to the nearest dealer and bought a new brake lever. hey, at least i can do that now! oh well, welcome to being a newbie rider. at least it wasn't major. *note to self... always stop with forks STRAIGHT. dork.
mollyzmoon
05-11-2007, 09:16 AM
I believe in Aliens, and I always have. Also, astrology. Take that, rational philosophy degree. God, not so much. But aliens and astro-signs, for sure.
...also, my friend did this naturopathic detox for a month, and her skin looks unbelievably dewey and glowing. I need to get on that.
I'm 2 days late on my period. I have had sex, but NOT at times of ovulation, at least according to mymonthlycycles.com. My back/ kidney area aches like I'm going to get it, but I have not been bitchy or a crybaby all week.
Hmmm I wonder if that vit c parsly thing really works.... maybe take it tonight. If There does turn out to be a problem later, I'll have to get it taken care of anyway. I have never had ANY desire to have children.
I only went off birthcontroll because the doc forced me to when I started showing signs of menopause at the age of 21 after being on it for 8 straight years. Good thing is I was told even if I got pregnant, it beunlikely that I'd carry it past a few months untill my lining became thick enough... it wasn't yet when I got it checked in April.
I really need to learn how to use my diaphragm. I'm afraid of that jelly giving me a bad reaction. But, I'm also afraid of children, and I love that I have never been pregnant. I'm still hoping that is something I can say in the future.
Can guys taste that jelly that goes on the diaphragm?
Molly, tell me about that diet. I'm on board with the idea.
gingerlee
05-11-2007, 09:31 AM
I did a morning radio show today in Lincoln, Nebraska, and they were *so* nice to me. Half the time the dj's tend to be assholes, so I was really happy that they weren't like that today.
I still can't sleep. Dammit, wtf?