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rozz
09-28-2007, 09:01 PM
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 09:02 PM
"Beer tastes like piss"

-me

Budai
09-28-2007, 09:04 PM
"Beer tastes like piss"

-me

"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
- Kaiser Wilhelm

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 09:09 PM
Hehe I like that one Budai. My prime reason for not drinking beer is that I don't want to put yeast in my body. And I hate the way it tastes. To each their own...

blondhottie
09-28-2007, 09:11 PM
"Beer tastes like piss"

-me

How do you know what piss tastes like? ;D LOL j/k

Snowles
09-28-2007, 09:13 PM
I'm drinking scotch on the rocks. Ahh, it's been too long since I've had scotch...it's good.

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 09:16 PM
How do you know what piss tastes like? ;D LOL j/k

...:-X










JK!:P

Jesus w/out U
09-28-2007, 09:16 PM
Random is the king of reality. jvkdfapotq980e4rhjbf dkjvoigbqlfkv, to be precise.

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 09:17 PM
Another great boob video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7CykjjMQzI&mode=related&search=

Budai
09-28-2007, 09:17 PM
Hehe I like that one Budai. My prime reason for not drinking beer is that I don't want to put yeast in my body. And I hate the way it tastes. To each their own...

BB:
I never did figure out how to drink recreationally, which is why things like "taste" and "yeast" weren't too important. I'm actually an O'Douls guy these days, which is like smoking parsley instead of marijuana...

BalletBaby
09-28-2007, 09:22 PM
Well, 'yeast' is an important word when you're a girl.

And the only cheap alcohol I'll drink is Boone's Farm or any kind of wine cooler or malt beverage.

iambonbon05
09-28-2007, 09:27 PM
Aw... I want alcohol :( The vanilla Smirnoff in the freezer sounds tempting.

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 09:29 PM
I am so hungry and desperate for food that I'm eating CELERY. Somebody help me?

Budai
09-28-2007, 09:37 PM
Well, 'yeast' is an important word when you're a girl.

And the only cheap alcohol I'll drink is Boone's Farm or any kind of wine cooler or malt beverage.

Any of the above combined with 2-3 joints was a communal lunch at my high school... ;D
Green Grass & High Tides, baby!

P.S. I've heard that yeast can be a beast...

Lady Jade
09-28-2007, 11:00 PM
*sigh* 3 batches of cookies baked and packaged, 36 wedding favors assembled, and not nearly enough hours left tonight for sleep... :(

iambonbon05
09-29-2007, 12:01 AM
I don't feel good. Maybe it's because I recently started taking meds again and I'm getting used to it, but I've felt ok up until now.

Callyish
09-29-2007, 12:09 AM
Im tired and im eating popcorn. That is all.

cameron_keys
09-29-2007, 12:29 AM
Grey Goose= head OW!

britt244
09-29-2007, 12:31 AM
hey guys.. wanna sound like a huge loser? here's how.

when a girl tells you not to talk to her because you were a dick to her, and you happen to be at her work like every day because you are friends with the managers, slap her ass every time she walks past. and then when she tells you to stop it before she smacks you, tell her that you do what you want.

::)

(fyi, my response was just about as mature. "fine. sounds like a plan. next time i'll kick you.")

Embyr
09-29-2007, 12:39 AM
^^^ i think it's very mature!!!! empowerment and originality... i mean, did he DEsERve more?? ;D

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 01:37 AM
You know what I hate? Getting in the shower and finding a gigantic roach in there. Yeah, NOT cool.

G-Real
09-29-2007, 02:18 AM
what the hell was I thinking.....I'm doing my charity ride today, which starts at 9:00am, which means I have to get there atleast by 8:00am, which means I have to leave here by 6:45am, which means I'm up now (515am) to shower and get ready.....charity hurtz

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 02:33 AM
I just had an absolutely SHIT night at work, I am lonely, and I hate the world. I'm gonna go lie in a hot bath and eat cheese and listen to Tori Amos until I fall asleep.

austinatalie
09-29-2007, 02:34 AM
wait- you are a boy. why should it take you an hour and a half to shower and get ready?

sun child
09-29-2007, 02:46 AM
I just had an absolutely SHIT night at work, I am lonely, and I hate the world. I'm gonna go lie in a hot bath and eat cheese and listen to Tori Amos until I fall asleep.
:hug: Oh dear. I'm sorry your night was shit. Check out this video if you like Tori: . I love it.

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 02:52 AM
Ohh, that did it. That was the thing that finally made me burst into tears. I've been holding it back all night so I needed the cry... thanks.

sun child
09-29-2007, 03:04 AM
I hope it was cathartic. :-\ I love her facial expressions in that video.

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 03:05 AM
I hope so. Till then, my hot bath is ready so I'm gonna go slip into it and cry some more.

Budai
09-29-2007, 03:06 AM
You know what I hate? Getting in the shower and finding a gigantic roach in there. Yeah, NOT cool.

At least it wasn't Vincent D'Onofrio...

sun child
09-29-2007, 03:15 AM
I hope so. Till then, my hot bath is ready so I'm gonna go slip into it and cry some more.

Here's another *sad* video if you feel like getting it all out: .

If I had my own apartment, I would offer you the guest room so you could come work in Portland whenever you wanted. I hope you move to Oregon.

I'm going to smoke another bowl and try to get some rest next to the boy that's leaving for Virginia tomorrow. I can't sleep because I know I'll miss him.

hannah83
09-29-2007, 05:51 AM
Me and the Army boy are not speaking. at all.

It just sucks when someone turns out to not be who they said they were. I also think I can spot a player wayyyy better than I could a few months ago.

still sucks though. :( Trying to hang in there though and not be sad. There's no point in moping about.

On that note...I have a date tonight!!!! :D With a super nice guy, and I'm soooo looking forward to it.

I get to go pick up my car from the dealership this morning. ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!! Seriously. It's been there for freakin ever. I'm annoyed. I want my car. The rental car smells funny. And no amount of perfume/air fresheners is getting rid of it.

britt244
09-29-2007, 06:55 AM
^ awww. but yay for the new guy!

there is something not right with my body. last night i could barely dance. my muscles felt like they were giving out on me with every lap dance. great. and i'm up with only 6 hours of sleep and cant fall back asleep. i just dont feel right.

hannah83
09-29-2007, 07:45 AM
I absolutely love that song "Straight Lines" by Silverchair. I just don't like the vest the singer is wearing in the video. It bugs me, and I'm not sure why.

The_Oceans
09-29-2007, 08:04 AM
Me and the Army boy are not speaking. at all.

It just sucks when someone turns out to not be who they said they were. I also think I can spot a player wayyyy better than I could a few months ago.

still sucks though. :( Trying to hang in there though and not be sad. There's no point in moping about.

On that note...I have a date tonight!!!! :D With a super nice guy, and I'm soooo looking forward to it.

I get to go pick up my car from the dealership this morning. ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!! Seriously. It's been there for freakin ever. I'm annoyed. I want my car. The rental car smells funny. And no amount of perfume/air fresheners is getting rid of it.

First thing that comes to my mind (overly simplified) is that he changed over there, or he thought things would change when he got back. Sorry that things with army boy didn't work out, but yay on getting back in the saddle, so to speak :)

britt244
09-29-2007, 08:08 AM
ok. bathtime. maybe my muscles will feel normal by tonight.

i should work out first :-\

hannah83
09-29-2007, 08:15 AM
First thing that comes to my mind (overly simplified) is that he changed over there, or he thought things would change when he got back. Sorry that things with army boy didn't work out, but yay on getting back in the saddle, so to speak :)

I know that is probably what happened. It still hurts though. But that's life...:-\

Chicagoeditor
09-29-2007, 08:50 AM
Why has the ratio of crazy homeless folk increased dramatically in my neighborhood in the last month? Did someone open a second half-way house?
--Concerned property owner

hannah83
09-29-2007, 09:49 AM
sonofafreakinbitch.

i hate this car dealership. How effen hard is it to fix a freakin car on time????????

Now I gotta wait til Monday...pfft. we'll see if they actually have it finished.

Taylorlila
09-29-2007, 10:06 AM
I just had an absolutely SHIT night at work, I am lonely, and I hate the world. I'm gonna go lie in a hot bath and eat cheese and listen to Tori Amos until I fall asleep.

i wish I had a bathtub so i could eat cheese in it after a shitty night. I can't wait to move so I can have a btahtub and a pole! Every apartment we call on is too expenive and/or "well we have a 10 o clock curfew" and "we don't allow drinking."
I'm not gonna throw any crazy parties but goddamn if I'm paying rent and I wanna drink some beers and have a couple people over I'm gonna. And my mother didn't even give me a curfew but my landlord will? wtf? I'm a stripper! you can't give me a 10 oclock curfew!!! >:( I just want a bathtub and a pole. Thats all, and ya know, no curfew. Is that so much to ask?!:'(

britt244
09-29-2007, 10:07 AM
^ a curfew at an apartment? /:O

Taylorlila
09-29-2007, 10:09 AM
^ a curfew at an apartment? /:O

thats what I said? I'm not sure if maybe she meant that they had a 10 o clock curfew. He just said "well theres a 10 o clock curfew." The place was too expensive so it doesn't really matter...but...c'mon.
Our current landlords kick ass...but its an efficiency and I want a place big enough to have a pole, without the pole having to be on the bed, and a bathtub...I just love baths to much to live with only a shower!!

phillyvixen
09-29-2007, 10:12 AM
My Fiance's best friend is getting married today. He is a nice fun guy but I know for a fact he cheats on her, I think she knows too. It makes me very sad and I've been crabby all day about going to the wedding. I also have to dress up and wear heels which i havent done since i've been pregs. My hips have spread so wide, Its hard to feel attractive. My Finace tells me everyday I've never looked hotter and i'm glowing, and i appreciate all his kind words but why can't i believe it! I just want no body issues, I just want to love myself unconditionally fat skinny or otherwise. I also have issues with having to "party" and not be able to drink. I never ever knew how important alcohol was to me until I couldn't have any. I don't want to be a party pooper but its annoying to watch other people get drunk. On the bright side I woke up with amazing hair so i'm not going to wash it, Instead I am going to shave then take a long lush bath and hopefully turn my frown upside down. My fiances friends are a bit crazy and this wedding will be interesting to say the least! I will definitely bring my camera!

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 12:23 PM
I've never heard of an apartment with rules like that. How bizarre.

And yes, when you have to work in Los Angeles, there's a lot to be said for lying in a hot bath with a piece of cheese, a glass of cabernet, and the old fantasy novel you first read when you were 12. It helps a little bit.

britt244
09-29-2007, 12:42 PM
i went to petco to buy cat food today and i wanted a baby kitty so bad. :( they had a bunch of kittens for adoption and i just want to save them all!

on another note, i feel bad for people who are mean just for the sake of being mean. i really do. what kind of life must you lead if, totally unprovoked and out of nowhere, you "kill a little time ouf of the day" by trying to upset someone? it's sad. i dont just feel bad for people like that, i pity them.

Darcy Foxx
09-29-2007, 12:55 PM
i'ms o drunk.

tonight at work was hilairous... georgia and justice, our two features, put orange paint and permanent marker all over some guyy that had passefd out in his chair hahahahah.

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 01:32 PM
At least it wasn't Vincent D'Onofrio...

:yikes:...Yeah, I don't think I could trap him and toss him off my balcony lol.

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 01:35 PM
^^^ Eh? You had a roach in your shower and you didn't KILL it? For shame!

I am a firm supporter of cockroach extinction. They serve no useful purpose; all they do is terrify me and scurry around spreading disease (and fly, in Florida). KILL KILL KILL the fuckers.

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 01:37 PM
Lol Yek. But killing it would have been so messy. It was just much easier to trap it and throw it outside. They fly here too btw. And I'm still wondering how in got in my apartment...

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 01:41 PM
Is it getting colder? When I lived in Memphis I used to get those huge wood roaches this time of year because they came in out of the cold. Okay, sorry but I can't continue this conversation. Just thinking about them is giving me the heebie-jeebies. It's a stupid phobia but it's a very real one! *shudder*

(I'm one of , actually.)

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 01:56 PM
Nope, it's 91 right now. And that orkin commercial reminded me of the apartment I was at last weekend. They actually had roaches IN their tv. *shudders*