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maximvsv
09-29-2007, 03:46 PM
My Finace tells me everyday I've never looked hotter and i'm glowing, and i appreciate all his kind words but why can't i believe it!

Just so you know, it is likely to be sincere. That sort of comment comes up every so often when guys are talking about their wives or girlfriends.

AlexxaHex
09-29-2007, 03:49 PM
I just found out my good friend has cancer. :'( I can't believe how much this is affecting me.

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 03:53 PM
I just found out my good friend has cancer. :'( I can't believe how much this is affecting me.

:hug:

austinatalie
09-29-2007, 03:58 PM
(I'm one of , actually.)

what?! what stupid people would actually ask Orkin to replace their TV when they broke it? Who would they have asked to pay for it if it really was a roach and they broke the TV?

cameron_keys
09-29-2007, 04:06 PM
what?! what stupid people would actually ask Orkin to replace their TV when they broke it? Who would they have asked to pay for it if it really was a roach and they broke the TV?

Seriously!::) I'm going to sue Always because I've dented my TV screen throwing Skittles at it every time that irritating "happy period" commercial comes on..

Yekhefah
09-29-2007, 04:15 PM
:laughing: Totally. I did break my TV but I didn't sue Orkin. It was my own dumbass fault.

Alexxa, I'm so sorry about your friend. What kind of cancer is it?

cameron_keys
09-29-2007, 04:36 PM
HA!! WHile I was at work last night hubby went out with some friends of ours. He invited a cpl people he works with too...including one supposedly cute girl(I havent met her yet). The girl got drunk and kept saying that she didnt want the guy she came with to take her home because she wanted to go home with C(my husband)..then she grabbed himand stuck her tounge down his throat!!

She called today and was all "umm....I dont remember anything from last night...what did I do?" LOL! She mentioned something about will I be mad too...so I think she is afraid I'll kick her ass( the people he works with dont know I'm a stripper, or do porn OR that we swing!) But she flirted again with him on the phone.

He's in his glory..and I'm laughing my ass off. Wondering if this will turn into a threesome....she isnt a good worker and he thinks will prob quit soon anyway so might as well!

hannah83
09-29-2007, 04:45 PM
I just found out my good friend has cancer. :'( I can't believe how much this is affecting me.

:hug: It's hard to deal with. Just treasure every single moment you have with your friend. Remain optimistic...

Positive thoughts can do wonders.

What kind of cancer is it though? And how far along?

I know what you are going through hun, my stepmom has cancer again. It's terminal. So if you need to talk, PM me.

Chicagoeditor
09-29-2007, 05:21 PM
Yowza. At tonight's sushi gala there'll be live music AND body-painted models. Ain't life grand?

AlexxaHex
09-29-2007, 05:50 PM
Alexxa, I'm so sorry about your friend. What kind of cancer is it?

Thank you - It's prostate cancer, I think.


:hug: It's hard to deal with. Just treasure every single moment you have with your friend. Remain optimistic...

Positive thoughts can do wonders.

What kind of cancer is it though? And how far along?

I know what you are going through hun, my stepmom has cancer again. It's terminal. So if you need to talk, PM me.

Thank you also, Hannah. He was diagnosed in early July, right before the baby was born. I was trying and trying to find him. His phone was off, he wasn't checking his myspace so I found his brother and he told me. His family is posting an ongoing online blog about the progress of his disease and such and it's just so heartbreaking to see the pictures of him not looking healthy and vibrant as he always did.

*sigh*

He was teaching me how to tattoo when I lived in Hollywood. He was always pushing me to better myself, to believe in my work. I feel like I owe it to him to pursue that dream even more now.

cameron_keys
09-29-2007, 06:28 PM
:hug: to you Alexxa.

The good news is that if they have caught it early and it hasnt spread the 5 yr survival rate is 100%.

AlexxaHex
09-29-2007, 06:43 PM
Thanks, Cameron - that is good news. I don't know how far along it is - it appears from the blog that he is doing better than when he initially went into the hospital. He's home for a few days.

Lady Jade
09-29-2007, 07:25 PM
Ugh, I hate this. I have an awful headache from being out in the sun so much today. But the consolation is that boy won a first place trophy for his truck!

TigersMilk
09-29-2007, 07:32 PM
I feel better and didn't have to take any pain meds today so I'm gonna have me some womenz tonight! Neener neener neener! :neener: :boobies: I'll have extra sex for Cally.

G-Real
09-29-2007, 07:35 PM
Ugh, I hate this. I have an awful headache from being out in the sun so much today. But the consolation is that boy won a first place trophy for his truck!

was that the deep-fried truck from the other day??

Lady Jade
09-29-2007, 07:39 PM
was that the deep-fried truck from the other day??

Nope, we took the beater truck (his daily driver). Pretty sad that the unwashed truck beat out others for a trophy.

Callyish
09-29-2007, 08:20 PM
Im watching 101 Dalmatians on TBS lol its so damn cute! Too bad I have to leave for work in 10min :(

Lady Jade
09-29-2007, 08:25 PM
I paid all the bills, and I didn't overdraw my bank account! WHOO HOO!!

rozz
09-29-2007, 08:42 PM
Fuck. The. World.

iambonbon05
09-29-2007, 08:43 PM
I paid all the bills, and I didn't overdraw my bank account! WHOO HOO!!
Aw I overdrew mine and I still have rent to pay :( That deposit from the place I moved out of better come SOON.

Snowles
09-29-2007, 08:44 PM
Fuck. The. World.

Et tu, Rozz? I've been feeling that way lately, and it ain't going away.

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 08:48 PM
Has anyone seen that Charmin commercial where the momma bear is vacuuming the baby bear's ass cause it's got toilet paper crums in it? What do bears have to do with toilet paper? And fyi I've got Charmin crums in my ass.

RoseWhite
09-29-2007, 08:58 PM
^^ I think it's a subtle ha-ha about the old "does a bear shit in the woods" saying. . . . Um. Isn't it? Well, that's the way I've always taken it. Am I weird?

Hugs to Alexxa, and kudos to The Boy of LJ!

In other random thoughts: my roommate brought home a a singing bass that she got at a thrift store. Naturally I was going to have to kill her ("Don't Worry Be Happy" is STILL in my head), but then she mentioned that her boyfriend figured out a way to hack it, so we can make it sing things like G.G. Allin and Dead Kennedys. So I forgive her.

Lady Jade
09-29-2007, 09:56 PM
Fuck. The. World.

:hug:

I love you, wifey!

RoseLeigh
09-29-2007, 10:00 PM
In other random thoughts: my roommate brought home a a singing bass that she got at a thrift store. Naturally I was going to have to kill her ("Don't Worry Be Happy" is STILL in my head), but then she mentioned that her boyfriend figured out a way to hack it, so we can make it sing things like G.G. Allin and Dead Kennedys. So I forgive her.

Please let us know how to do this. Or at least me. If I could customise them I would send them to everyone I know.

Lady Jade
09-29-2007, 10:01 PM
I really, really, really want pancakes, but I am too lazy to go get some... I think I shall go to sleep instead...

Embyr
09-29-2007, 11:11 PM
OH OH OH OH MY Peter Pan costume came!!!!!!! I am just about to open it!!!

My prayer: Please stripper god or higher-power of sexy-costume fashion, please, just because this costume is from Leg Avenue, don't let it fit all fucked-up..... ;D

*runs away to try it on*

BalletBaby
09-29-2007, 11:49 PM
I lub smirnoff.


OH OH OH OH MY Peter Pan costume came!!!!!!! I am just about to open it!!!



Pics!

britt244
09-30-2007, 12:04 AM
i think its funny that i had one drink tonight (ok, 2) and everyone was jumping on me about how i was going to start my car. well.. since alcohol metabolizes at a rate of one drink per hour and it was the start of the night.. no problem. but its funny that everyone knew within 5 minutes of me pouring the drink!

and it was funnier that i was still scared to start my car and had someone do it for me even though i hadnt had a drink in hours.. :P


i cant decide if im in a good mood or a bad mood. i have such issues trusting people. when i do trust someone and i'm told theyre lying to me.. i dont know what to believe. and that sucks.

i want to sleep for a long time. i know i'll get 5-6 hours at most, though. :(

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 12:41 AM
wy aren't I drunk yet?

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 12:45 AM
i'm going to drink away my sorrows tonight.

Snowles
09-30-2007, 12:56 AM
i'm going to drink away my sorrows tonight.

I can't even afford to do that. My life is a big pile of bad right now. Boooooo :(

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 01:00 AM
i can't afford it either. i'll just wear a low cut top and hope for free drinks or something.

Snowles
09-30-2007, 01:05 AM
i can't afford it either. i'll just wear a low cut top and hope for free drinks or something.

I doubt that'd work for me...

At least I have a little bottle of scotch I can find some solace in. Mmmm....scotch.

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 01:07 AM
i have a bottle of bacardi here too... mmmm. maybe i'll crack that open.

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:13 AM
i'm going to drink away my sorrows tonight.

Yay more drinkin peple!


I can't even afford to do that. My life is a big pile of bad right now. Boooooo :(

Aw I's sorry Snowles :hug:. Oh kand r uo on facebook>?


Dammint I wanna getl [email protected]

Snowles
09-30-2007, 01:13 AM
Well, I'll raise a glass to you, Darcy. Here's to health, and....stuff.

Snowles
09-30-2007, 01:14 AM
Yay more drinkin peple!



Aw I's sorry Snowles :hug:. Oh kand r uo on facebook>?


Dammint I wanna getl [email protected]

??? Translate?

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 01:16 AM
Yay more drinkin peple!



Aw I's sorry Snowles :hug:. Oh kand r uo on facebook>?


Dammint I wanna getl [email protected]

hahaha it looks like you already are!

maybe i should open the bacardi early!

ive got a friends birthday party tonight at a tequila bar, so it should be a big night. im sure i'll come on here in the early hours of the morning spouting some random drunken crap. i should probably apologize in advance.

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:19 AM
Yay drunkoin dary crupa!

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:19 AM
??? Translate?

in thea ashley atyer fane gruoup iz that yr?

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 01:22 AM
hahaha. love it.

Snowles
09-30-2007, 01:22 AM
Yep, that's me. My nickname isn't much different from my last name, because my friends don't seem to be very innovative. Meh, it works. :D

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:23 AM
hahaha. love it.

I luve luousei [email protected]!

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 01:29 AM
do you mean my cat??

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:31 AM
yesa haha the [email protected]

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:33 AM
Is goina to agear thisa aren;tsa I?

Snowles
09-30-2007, 01:34 AM
I'ma go to bed. Maybe I'll feel better in the morning. G'night everyone. :hug:

Darcy Foxx
09-30-2007, 01:35 AM
louis kuitton loves you too!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/candycane/DSC03568s.jpg

BalletBaby
09-30-2007, 01:37 AM
I'ma go to bed. Maybe I'll feel better in the morning. G'night everyone. :hug:

Gooadnigete SNowlaes! SEate [email protected]