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Roulette
10-02-2007, 09:01 PM
uhhm... fuck I have been sucked back in. thanks SW. I still havent done anything on my paper. le boo. is it bad that I get to work at nine and sleep in my office until noon, have lunch then do work?

Embyr
10-02-2007, 09:02 PM
Roulette! I missed you :( Glad you're back! :)

ME TOO!!!!! (i totally forgot to mention it in the random thread. I was debating whether or not to threadjack something in SG, or to PM. ;D ) off to bikenight! I Loooooove the freeway later at night- it's a long ride, but fun...

Roulette
10-02-2007, 09:10 PM
OH OH OH Em!!! Congrats!! way to go girl!!! and yeah have a great time, be safe!! Who's me Ducati Hottie?? You are!!

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 09:13 PM
Congrats Embyr!!!:cheers:

Welcome back Roulette!!!:wave:

Now someone please tell me why my carrots taste like dry ass/:O

Roulette
10-02-2007, 09:17 PM
I think the more important question is what does dry ass taste like - and why do you know that?

p.s. thank you, tee hee hee hee I feel like a little kid who's been out from school and when they come back it's like whoa... nah mean?

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 09:22 PM
Well they taste dry, and I'm pretty sure ass doesn't taste good and these carrots arne't tasting too good either. I keep eating em cause I need some vitamins.

Snowles
10-02-2007, 09:25 PM
Hey Roulette, welcome back :)

Lady Jade
10-02-2007, 09:26 PM
Someone needs to come pop this stupid pimple on my back. My boy is apparently too retarded to do it, and I can't get good leverage with my arms bent behind my back.

Roulette
10-02-2007, 09:30 PM
hey there Snowles!! Thanks!

LJ I would do it if I were there. I realized the other day that my bf and I were in a new phase of comfort when he tried to pop an awkward zit on my side hiding in my tattoo. It made me happy and kinda grossed me out.

Snowles
10-02-2007, 09:35 PM
I'm having some pizza. It is good. Pepperoni, double bacon, an' ham. I shall call it...meat mountain.

Lady Jade
10-02-2007, 09:42 PM
^^^ Haha Yay for meatatarians!

Roulette
10-02-2007, 09:47 PM
Does anyone want to buy me red latex opera gloves?? pleeease?!?!?! such as these...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Red-Latex-Rubber-Opera-Gloves-Size-LARGE_W0QQitemZ110153933239QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1055 62QQcmdZViewItem

or black ones...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Black-Latex-Rubber-Opera-Gloves-Size-MEDIUM_W0QQitemZ110170737967QQihZ001QQcategoryZ105 562QQcmdZViewItem

I want so bad but I just spent a ton of money on my costume for halloween...

AlexxaHex
10-02-2007, 09:53 PM
*faint*


So yanno that I dreamt (whilst offline) that you, Alexxa, and I started a SW dungeon....? Seriously did.


Move to Portland with Alexxa and me and go into business with us! Seriously!

If there was such a thing as "heaven", it would consist of Yek and Paige running a dungeon with me.

*dies to try and find out* (not seriously)

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 10:23 PM
It took me 5 minutes to do french:beret:. I love it when I understand.

It's going to take me 2 hours to read my astronomy. Blarrrrrrrrrrrrg:pessimist

I seriously need a :chillpill. They had a funny cartoon in some magazine that showed three different pills saying 'we're off to finals!' Harharhar

Callyish
10-02-2007, 10:35 PM
So some dude bit my nipple tonight while I was dancing with him.

This club has seriously fucked up rules. You wear these tiny little star sticker on your nipples on stage, then take them off and dance topless for lap dances then they have nude bed dances.

The lap dances the guy can touch you all he wants(as long as he doesn't touch your cookie) but you CAN NOT touch him at all. So dude can rip your tits off but you can't touch him ::)

The bed dances are no contact at all.. wtf so fucked up.

So yea dude bit my nipple tonight and I made a grand total after pay outs of $110 ::)

I guess its not THAT BAD of a booking and maybe im being a bit princessy... im just irritated I have to work 4pm till 2am *grumble*

Roulette
10-02-2007, 10:47 PM
^^^ nah dawg, not princessy at all - that's bullshit. if some fucker bit my nipple and I I wasn't allowed to touch him I would walk. I cannot believe it's 1way touch and it isnt you who's allowed to touch!! Did you get him kicked out? Could you have??

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 10:49 PM
So some dude bit my nipple tonight while I was dancing with him.


It doesn't sound like the club kicked him out. I've never had anyone bite my nipples (thank god) but that shit warrents some serious penis-crushing. Like, I'd flatten it with my shoe.

Callyish
10-02-2007, 10:52 PM
Nah dude left after the dance. Bleh.... Its so weird working as a house girl lol... long ass hours and relying on my hustle to make my money... Its coming back to me though thankfully. I just need to figure out how to stop guys from biting me lol. Also the music is SOOOOOOOOO loud my throat hurts from yelling over the music bleh.

Bah hand me my tiara lol. Princess Ashley.

Bright note though the girls are a lot nicer then I thought at first. My roomie is actually a sweet heart which is nice. The managers are nicer then they seemed at first too. Good thing I didn't toss in the towel before I started like I wanted to. The boy talked me into staying and trying it out and hes been mega supportive via text msg all night. God I got me a keeper :D

madmaxine
10-02-2007, 10:59 PM
The boy talked me into staying and trying it out and hes been mega supportive via text msg all night. God I got me a keeper :D

You betcha!
I'll be working with him in a couple weeks- I promise to keep my meathooks out of him. :D

Callyish
10-02-2007, 11:02 PM
LMAO Maxine. Give him a hug for me :P Im depressed I wont see him again till end of Nov :( Im trying to convince him to let me fly him to Montreal when im booked out there as his BDay present so I can see him earlier lol but the boy is stubborn and doesn't want me to spend money on him ::)

madmaxine
10-02-2007, 11:06 PM
doesn't want me to spend money on him ::)

That's a good sign.

The time will fly by. I know they keep him busy.

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:07 PM
^^Ye gods, Cally! I don't think you're being a princess at all! Who could dance where you aren't allowed to defend yourself? I totally won't dance where some guy is allowed to touch 'all he wants'. I'd only be doing the bed dances!:medusa:

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:09 PM
It took me 5 minutes to do french:beret:. I love it when I understand.


Please come and help me avec le français!

Callyish
10-02-2007, 11:09 PM
The bed dances are next to impossible to sell *sigh* I tried all night lol. Guys want to touch... bah. Oh well 4 more days and its done... 40 more hours ahaha... fuck me sideways.

Kaylinn
10-02-2007, 11:09 PM
I just woke up after being put to bed like a baby. The medication my doctor gave me for this cold made me higher than a fucking kite.

Well, I felt better....but I can't take that medication if I have to go to school or work.

Callyish
10-02-2007, 11:10 PM
Oh and the best part... I saw a friend of my fathers today... I was like 'shit umm you dont see me here' he goes 'its ok you don't see me here either' lol

I also saw 3 guys I went to school with... I knew it was a bad idea to dance so close to where I grew up lol.

Roulette
10-02-2007, 11:12 PM
oh dear god I finished the paper - almost. 6 pages. I think finished it will be 7 or 8... but the last bit can wait until tomorrow. I have no sense of time management... I cannot believe it is only 2. jeebus. I am so thirsty but I dont want to walk tot he kitchen. I am so tired and lazy. le boo.

And yeah Cally, try to have fun between now and when you see your man and the time will zip by!! I feel ya on the distance thing. Been doing it for over a year now. It's not sooo bad most of the time.

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:12 PM
The bed dances are next to impossible to sell *sigh* I tried all night lol. Guys want to touch... bah. Oh well 4 more days and its done... 40 more hours ahaha...

Blarg. Can you 'mistakenly' elbow them in the face? Or step on that sensitive part on the top of their foot? }:D Good luck!


fuck me sideways.

Weeelll, if you insist. ;D

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:16 PM
Oh and the best part... I saw a friend of my fathers today... I was like 'shit umm you dont see me here' he goes 'its ok you don't see me here either' lol

I also saw 3 guys I went to school with... I knew it was a bad idea to dance so close to where I grew up lol.

Yikes! At least your dad's friend didn't freak out all over you. That's one good thing!::)

I drive an hour to not see people I grew up with, and who do I see first night at the new club-one of my close HS friend's brothers. At least I look totally different now. I hope!

britt244
10-02-2007, 11:17 PM
ive been feeling kinda lonely lately. hmmm...

Roulette
10-02-2007, 11:20 PM
ive been feeling kinda lonely lately. hmmm...

oh come here baby, I'll give you a hug and make you some cookies.

Callyish
10-02-2007, 11:21 PM
I love each and every one of you and I want to do naughty things to all you pretty ladies :D

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 11:21 PM
Awww, I know how you feel britt. *hugs* Whatever happened with you-know-who?

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 11:22 PM
I love each and every one of you and I want to do naughty things to all you pretty ladies :D

How far away is Canada? What's the drinking age? Can I touch your bewbies?

britt244
10-02-2007, 11:23 PM
oh come here baby, I'll give you a hug and make you some cookies.

:)


Awww, I know how you feel britt. *hugs* Whatever happened with you-know-who?

nothing yet.. pming you...

Callyish
10-02-2007, 11:28 PM
How far away is Canada? What's the drinking age? Can I touch your bewbies?

LoL im about a 36 hour drive from you and umm you can do whatever you want to me and drinking age is 19 :P

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:28 PM
ive been feeling kinda lonely lately. hmmm...

So have I, hence my excessive posting as of late.
:hug::kettle: (a hug and tea being my cure for everything)

Roulette
10-02-2007, 11:35 PM
^^^ they actually fix everything.... it's scientifically proven...

Also I'll give you a hug and cookies too is you want... I'll even make tea, or hot chocolate if you wants.

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:36 PM
^^ I agree. Anytime anyone is sick/unhappy/stressed/ whatev near me I bust out the kettle.

"You have bubonic plague? I have tea for that"

Hehe, I'd love some tea and cookies!

Roulette
10-02-2007, 11:39 PM
"You have bubonic plague? I have tea for that"


BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is tooo funny. oh my god! Love it!!

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 11:42 PM
"You have bubonic plague? I have tea for that"


Lol. That reminds me, did you know there were three types of the black plague?

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 11:42 PM
LoL im about a 36 hour drive from you and umm you can do whatever you want to me and drinking age is 19 :P

*marks Canada on destinations to visit*

Callyish
10-02-2007, 11:46 PM
Oh do let me know if your ever in Canada BalletBaby!!! I work from coast to coast so I'll just book myself where you are so we can have some fun :D

RoseLeigh
10-02-2007, 11:47 PM
Lol. That reminds me, did you know there were three types of the black plague?

Funny enough, I do! I LOVE plague and read books about it whenever I can! Is there a history dork smiley?

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 11:54 PM
Funny enough, I do! I LOVE plague and read books about it whenever I can! Is there a history dork smiley?

:tophat::glasses:<---I couldn't find a history dork smiley, but I found something historyesque and something dorkish

Roulette
10-02-2007, 11:55 PM
Picaresque is seriously one of the most amazing greatest people to have ever graced the earth with thier presence. I am truly in love.

BalletBaby
10-02-2007, 11:56 PM
Oh do let me know if your ever in Canada BalletBaby!!! I work from coast to coast so I'll just book myself where you are so we can have some fun :D

Yaaaaay!!!!! I should go this winter I miss Chicago and the snow. I don't think Canada is too far from there. Then again, I can't remember the last time I looked at a map lol.

Picaresque
10-02-2007, 11:58 PM
Picaresque is seriously one of the most amazing greatest people to have ever graced the earth with thier presence. I am truly in love.

:couple: awww, merci! You're sweet.

Roulette
10-03-2007, 12:01 AM
SIKE!!! you're sweeterest times a million plus one times infinity with a vibrationg cockring thrown in estimated at a value of 6.99 - for free!!! oh snap! I sure told you!

haha what?? Did she really just say that??

Oh yes i did!!

is it crazy if you talk to yourself online to other people? Shhhh you're fine Roulette, you just need sleep. shhh... go make some tea.

RoseLeigh
10-03-2007, 12:07 AM
OMG. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:You are all insane. And I love you. *tucks Roulette into bed*