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Chicagoeditor
05-11-2007, 09:31 AM
Roto-Rooter man is charging me $225 to fix the drain in my shower so it drains once again.
Chicagoeditor
05-11-2007, 09:43 AM
Tonight at my pizza/DVD party at the house, I'll serve beer & wine to my friends but limit myself to O'Doul's. I've never had this stuff.
sc0101
05-11-2007, 09:51 AM
Tonight at my pizza/DVD party at the house, I'll serve beer & wine to my friends but limit myself to O'Doul's. I've never had this stuff.
O'Douls is actually pretty good.
cameron_keys
05-11-2007, 10:21 AM
Why wont my lemon tree give me actual lemons?? It flowers like crazy and I get these tiny black things about the size of my fingernail that, when cut open...smell like lemons, but they never fully develop.....
mollyzmoon
05-11-2007, 10:24 AM
Molly, tell me about that diet. I'm on board with the idea.
I'm getting the info for the naturopath when I get back from Europe, and I'll post in Bodybusiness after I've tried it. It sounds like an elmination diet, with reduced wheat/ sugar/ soy/ dairy (according to individual sensitivities), but she's also on all sorts of pre-biotic/ pro-biotic stuff that really seems to be working for her. She's always been gorgeous, but at 8am brunch this morning she looked like an air-brushed Olay commercial. Unbelievable skin.
krchab99
05-11-2007, 11:52 AM
why do my post hardly ever get replyed to I must not be to popular oh well such is my life.
hardkandee
05-11-2007, 11:56 AM
Why wont my lemon tree give me actual lemons?? It flowers like crazy and I get these tiny black things about the size of my fingernail that, when cut open...smell like lemons, but they never fully develop.....
It might be flowering too much. Too many buds can overburden the tree an cause it to be unable to support fruit.
cameron_keys
05-11-2007, 11:59 AM
It might be flowering too much. Too many buds can overburden the tree an cause it to be unable to support fruit.
I have no idea...I guess it's a dud then....figures..>:(
southstbabe
05-11-2007, 12:03 PM
I hope the guys replacing my windows don't leave a big mess.
GenWar
05-11-2007, 12:48 PM
I want to go drink with hardkandee but I live too far away :(
TigersMilk
05-11-2007, 12:49 PM
I like sunshine.
ArmySGT.
05-11-2007, 01:39 PM
Why wont my lemon tree give me actual lemons?? It flowers like crazy and I get these tiny black things about the size of my fingernail that, when cut open...smell like lemons, but they never fully develop.....
I can give three probable reasons
1. The honey bees are dying off.
2. A hard frost killed the buds.
3. It needs another lemon tree to pollinate.
ArmySGT.
05-11-2007, 01:41 PM
I like sunshine too.
hardkandee
05-11-2007, 01:52 PM
I want to go drink with hardkandee but I live too far away :(
:D
I'm so ready to get crazy. Done with finals, have a VIP reservation at a nice club and am painting my toenails. I think I'm even going to take a nap in preparation.
hardkandee
05-11-2007, 01:56 PM
I have no idea...I guess it's a dud then....figures..>:(
You might need to feed it. Citrus trees need to be fertilized like 6 times during their growing season.
Why in the hell do I know this stuff?
I worry that my new kitten will be injured by my cat when I leave for work. I'm considering calling out.
cameron_keys
05-11-2007, 02:42 PM
I can give three probable reasons
1. The honey bees are dying off.
2. A hard frost killed the buds.
3. It needs another lemon tree to pollinate.
Dont know about honey bees
South FL here..no such thing as frost!
Hmm...so I should get it a friend?? Why does it produce those wierd black mini-lemons but not real ones??
You might need to feed it. Citrus trees need to be fertilized like 6 times during their growing season.
I feed it a special citrus tree mixture....i wouldnt know anything else to give it
Frankly..I have a black thumb and I'm surprised it is still alive...
randomly...I think I am addicted to magazines. I have to buy at least one every time I go to Walgreens
mollyzmoon
05-11-2007, 02:53 PM
Pam Beesly is my hero.
Djoser
05-11-2007, 02:58 PM
I like the new avatar, Cameron.
Krchab99, you are probably more popular than you realize. Getting replies isn't the only reliable indicator of popularity. Besides, popularity is sometimes deceptive, and not always really, truly valuable. I'd definitely rather be who I am than someone more popular than I am, with something taken away to compensate for it.
And ditto on your extremely appealing new avatar, as well.
I am loving this two days on/two days off schedule--I get to work the good nights, but I get them off to go have fun as well!
gingerlee
05-11-2007, 03:11 PM
Why am I so happy about getting my Ginger sized champagne glass on Monday? It's just a fucking glass, but I'm oddly excited.
Djoser
05-11-2007, 03:15 PM
What's a 'Ginger sized' champagne glass?
Like one you can fit in, like the burlesque routines? One that's smaller so you don't get drunk? One that's bigger so you do get drunk, lol?
virgoamm
05-11-2007, 03:17 PM
Well, I'm freaking out about being stuck in shit-ass Houston which is going to start closing nearly all of our stripclubs next week. :(
gingerlee
05-11-2007, 03:18 PM
What's a 'Ginger sized' champagne glass?
Like one you can fit in, like the burlesque routines? One that's smaller so you don't get drunk? One that's bigger so you do get drunk, lol?
It's one that I can fit in, like the burlesque girls have.
ArmySGT.
05-11-2007, 03:22 PM
You intoxicating enough. :)
Djoser
05-11-2007, 03:54 PM
It's one that I can fit in, like the burlesque girls have.
That's fucking great! Way to go, Ginger...
gingerlee
05-11-2007, 04:09 PM
That's fucking great! Way to go, Ginger...
Sadly it's just an excuse to make bigger messes when I do shows with water or champagne, and I like being able to spin around. I'm a dork like that.
ExoticEngineer
05-11-2007, 04:20 PM
My friend (best friend?) quit dancing and never calls me anymore. Ever.
That sucks. And makes me sad.
sc0101
05-11-2007, 04:44 PM
Why am I so happy about getting my Ginger sized champagne glass on Monday? It's just a fucking glass, but I'm oddly excited.
It must be the size of a Dixie cup :P.
cameron_keys
05-11-2007, 05:10 PM
Why am I so happy about getting my Ginger sized champagne glass on Monday? It's just a fucking glass, but I'm oddly excited.
I'm now thinking that Ginger will replace strawberry as the preferred accompaniment to champagne....
gingerlee
05-11-2007, 06:15 PM
I'm now thinking that Ginger will replace strawberry as the preferred accompaniment to champagne....
:-* I love you Cam.
Circe
05-11-2007, 06:33 PM
Fruit is amazing.
cameron_keys
05-11-2007, 07:30 PM
:-* I love you Cam.
hey..ginger flavored champagne...get a buzz AND help your hangover pro-actively at the same time..I thnk I'm onto something here...
BalletBaby
05-11-2007, 07:50 PM
I worked last night and my body hurts so bad:( But I ended up doing really well even though it was kinda slow:)
Who wants to rub my naked body?
Embyr
05-11-2007, 10:32 PM
^ that could be fun!
I haven't gotten laid in almost a month and a half. i'm officially going nuts. i wanna be kissed, i wanna be touched, i want DICK, thank you very much, ... although anything at this point will do just fine. *sigh*
I was sooooo proud of myself... today I fit 3 stipper-bags of STUFF into this: my adorable new green backpack, meant for carrying strippergear on my bike. Lots of pockets, small, fits snugly, and best of all, the zippers only go down halfway..... so even if i fuck up the zipping, my 8-inch heels & g-strings won't fall all over the highway. ha!
ArmySGT.
05-11-2007, 11:38 PM
Yay! I am driving to Oregon tomorrow! I have to visit the Parents. Though I think I will through my hiking gear in the car just for good measure.
X Evan X
05-12-2007, 02:05 AM
I really want to see Embyr's 8-inch heels and g-strings fall all over the highway, is that so wrong?
-E
Cally
05-12-2007, 02:06 AM
Evan was supposed to make me an into for my shows a month ago and I never heard back from him... I really want to cry :'(
X Evan X
05-12-2007, 02:24 AM
Oh snap! My bad! Can't lie I completely forgot I'm sorry.
Been traveling on the weekends and helping a friend move in, busy bee. I will hook it up I promise.
You still want the Green Acres Theme with a country-style old-lady voice giving the credits?
Minette
05-12-2007, 05:51 PM
I am obsessing about something, and I need to stop, like, a week ago. Also, I need to get laid. Connection? :eyebrow: Oh, I think so.
Chicagoeditor
05-12-2007, 06:08 PM
Mind-numbingly bored tonight! All today I have: read the NY Times and about 100 pages of a novel ("The King of Infinite Space"--very good, by the way), worked-out, tanned, cleaned, shopped and done errands.
It's 8pm and I am thoroughly awake, rested and BORED!!!!!
I wish he'd realize that when he picks on me for complaining or says I have excuses etc that it depresses me even more.
Half the time he's the reason I don't eat. I feel like I have to be so perfect and happy ...it's a lot of pressure. I hate feeling this way. I like it better when he doesn't hate me so much.
Chicagoeditor
05-12-2007, 06:15 PM
Not working tonight, Tart? Last time there on a Saturday was horrid. Felt like a Wallmart on a Super Sale day. Shudder.
^ only with loud screaming russian girls. right? lol. Or was it all the cheap striped shirt guys running around asking for pussy for like 100 bucks ?
I dont work weekends. unless I have to. Which I will starting after I get back from LA in a week I have a major fucking goal to get to and that 10 bucks saved haha isn't a lot..
MrChristopher
05-13-2007, 01:29 AM
That apple pie I made with the wife? I'm eating the last slice right now.
I should be in bed, since she gets to sleep in for MomDay, and I have to be up in about 2 hours to make french toast and shit. Bleh.
My left nostril is tender, like I might be getting a pimple inside my nose. MAN, that sucks.
Alrighty. G'nite.
Embyr
05-13-2007, 02:34 AM
KATTTTRRRRRIIIIIINNNNEEE!!!
.... umm, where is she??? "last activity 4-27-07?"
Cally
05-13-2007, 02:51 AM
Why do people insist on playing head games with people? Seriously!! Its FUCKING ANNOYING!!!
Djoser
05-13-2007, 03:52 AM
KATTTTRRRRRIIIIIINNNNEEE!!!
.... umm, where is she??? "last activity 4-27-07?"
She'll be back, never fear. Katrine is immortal...
hardkandee
05-13-2007, 07:39 AM
Stallone makes really awful movies.
Ever feel hungry and have no desire to actually eat? Ugh.
I miss Katrine too. :'(
sc0101
05-13-2007, 07:55 AM
I wonder how long this thread will go for.
I miss that school is out for the summer. I kind of like school.
cameron_keys
05-13-2007, 08:24 AM
the club I checked out last night was ghetto...but I'm thinking of working there anyway since I'm BROKE.....I hate this