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AlexxaHex
10-04-2007, 06:54 PM
Oh, Alexxa, I watched "Bug". I think I liked it. It was based on a play, which I would like to read. I do prefer the arabesque to the grotesque, and this had a bit of both. Not sure about the ending, but it was a very claustrophobic film, and I dug that. (SPOILER: ugh, the teeth part really had me squirming. A LOT.)

OMG ME TOO!! I wanted to see if there were actually eggs though. Glad you liked it.


Argh. Why is it always the clueless nitwits who don't know B&D from S&M who are going around with weaponry acting like "Dommes"? There's a chick at my club who likes to dress in black PVC and carry around a cat o'nine tails. This sub customer came in and got a dance from her and asked to be hurt, and she just giggled the whole time and gave him these weak limp-wristed swats. He was pretty disappointed (until he took me back for three songs and I slapped and beat the shit out of him).

I've been tempted to carry a crop or something to work to attract the sub customers, but I swear EVERY chick that does that is a clueless idiot when it comes to actually using their toys. I wonder why.

I think I used to work with this girl. Does she go by the name "Venus" and not at all resemble a Goddess? My GOD that chick was relentless and annoying. Customers used to leave because of her.


Random side note: wheatgrass juice is so much better than coffee. I wish I had one of those little patches of grass with the scissors and juice machine in my house.

Lady Godiva
10-04-2007, 06:54 PM
GUH! I never thought shopping would be so hard! I'm supposed to make a wishlist at VS.com so that my friend can buy me what I want for my B-day, and I'm overwhelmed by everything! I have no idea what to pick

britt244
10-04-2007, 07:17 PM
what. is. wrong. with. me. ?????????

Roulette
10-04-2007, 07:20 PM
We're not hanging out this weekend? is that whats wrong?

Lady Jade
10-04-2007, 07:48 PM
Ugh, I hate cooking sometimes. I spent so much time looking at the damn sausage that I couldn't even eat it when it was time for dinner! :'(

britt244
10-04-2007, 07:49 PM
We're not hanging out this weekend? is that whats wrong?

haha yes! and what are you doing online? arent you supposed to be working out & doing dishes? ;)

Roulette
10-04-2007, 07:53 PM
haha I did the dishes... it was a workout..l hahaha shhhh I fail.. I will workout before the night is thru... haha I'm laughing out loud because I feel like a little kid who got caught. I'm finishing this episode of scrubs and reading SW then I'm working out for two or three epidoses. hahahahaha I cant stop laughing!!

cherryripeboy
10-04-2007, 07:56 PM
Ugh, I hate cooking sometimes. I spent so much time looking at the damn sausage that I couldn't even eat it when it was time for dinner! :'(

Ok so I can have your portion?

lol

Sure beats the hell out of a spoiled turkey sandwich... I ate it at 3... and it is still in my stomach...

I wonder where I can find some authentic chinese food in this neck of the woods. I almost feel like driving to a major city and obtaining some.

britt244
10-04-2007, 08:02 PM
haha I did the dishes... it was a workout..l hahaha shhhh I fail.. I will workout before the night is thru... haha I'm laughing out loud because I feel like a little kid who got caught. I'm finishing this episode of scrubs and reading SW then I'm working out for two or three epidoses. hahahahaha I cant stop laughing!!

scrubs.. i need the dvds! so bad! its on tv right now but i need a bubble bath (again. :-\ ). latinarose, i would just like to let you know that it is all your fault that i not only need bubbles in my bath, but i need pretty colored water. and a bath almost every day. thanks. a lot.

Roulette
10-04-2007, 08:11 PM
hahahaha I am watching it on dvd... and yeah here I go to work out... in just a minute.

cameron_keys
10-04-2007, 08:13 PM
Boo. My shoot tomorrow is at 10am and it's an hours drive away. How the HELL am I supposed to look all hot and porn-ish at that ungodly hour????

miss marina
10-04-2007, 08:15 PM
^ Yikes!! go to sleep soon & put some spoons in the freezer, put them over your eyes in the morning?


My ears itch when i shower for some reason :O

britt244
10-04-2007, 08:46 PM
ok, i take it back LR. my baths make me feel better. i dont know if its because im softer & yummier smelling, or because i just read a book and didnt think about anything else for a half hour, but they cheer me up a bit! so i forgive you for making my baths completely out of control expensive. :P

maximvsv
10-04-2007, 10:15 PM
same here. it's lovely. really freaking lovely. and i'm convinved that all the potholes in the road have messed up my alignment again . i just got it fixed.

omg long day. i overslept this morning, i'm supposed to leave by 7, 7:15 at the absolute latest and i didnt wake up til 7:05. why am i sleeping through my alarm? actually, i think i just turned it off when i was half asleep. but yesterday it went off for a half hour before i woke up. that isn't good.

i never talk about the super cute teacher at my internship because i can't get carried away (i couldnt hide being a stripper and no one from my internship could EVER find out) but he looked soooooo hot today. damn,


Start putting the alarm on the other side of the room.

I'm to the point of needing three of them, myself.

BalletBaby
10-04-2007, 10:28 PM
I will audition today. I will audition today. I will audition today. I will audition today. I will audition today.

Roulette
10-04-2007, 10:31 PM
yes you will!! and you will be awesome!!

BalletBaby
10-04-2007, 10:34 PM
Aw, thanks Roulette!

Callyish
10-04-2007, 10:40 PM
OMG im done my night and some of you are just heading to work... so weird lol.

Im bailing on this booking. Im leaving tomorrow afternoon, going to go spend time with my family and I told the manager I would be back to work Fri/Sat next week. Hopefully it works out.

BalletBaby
10-04-2007, 10:59 PM
[quote=Callyish;1231369]OMG im done my night and some of you are just heading to work... so weird lol.

/quote]

I meant I'm auditioning today in the afternoon:P

Callyish
10-04-2007, 11:03 PM
*blinks all confused*

Well good luck whenever it is :D

BalletBaby
10-04-2007, 11:34 PM
Hehe thanks! I guess I could have worded that better lol.

Callyish
10-04-2007, 11:47 PM
Weeeeeeee I get home cooked food tomorrow :biggrin:

PaigeDWinter
10-04-2007, 11:49 PM
Boo. My shoot tomorrow is at 10am and it's an hours drive away. How the HELL am I supposed to look all hot and porn-ish at that ungodly hour????



You can do it! Yer always hot :D

sxybrat07
10-05-2007, 01:22 AM
I bet I know which club that was at!

One time my little brother took me there ( if it's the one I'm thinking of ) and they tried to recruit me for the contest. I was like "uh, no I'm with my brother" and they were like "so what? tell him to turn around":O

Hope your finger feels better!

Probably. Afterwards the bouncers were like "oh, well, those girls work here". Um, ok, but they're still fat and disgusting! I mean, ew, you aren't supposed to wear a spare tire in a wet t-shirt contest!

And then, to top it all of, I had guys trying to get ME to buy THEM drinks. Um, WTF??

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 04:17 AM
I get to go to the gyno today. Oh joy of joys... ::)

phillyvixen
10-05-2007, 05:33 AM
I finally shaved my chacha for my last gyno apt and he didnt even take off my pants!! My Fiance laughed at how disappointed I was and said he would tell him to at least give her a look next time :) We are so weird.

TigersMilk
10-05-2007, 08:04 AM
Brits new video blows hard. I could have made a better video as a blind, deaf, mute.

britt244
10-05-2007, 09:07 AM
i want to start putting out my halloween stuff. but its still hot outside. what is going on? highs of 85 everyday! ick. i want fall.

Yekhefah
10-05-2007, 09:08 AM
I was seriously on my game last night. It felt good. I made more money than anyone else, and several customers told me I was the sexiest woman in the club. I gave some really hot, sexy lapdances to some hot, sexy people and went home horny. There was an Irish punk musician who spent eight songs whispering in my ear, telling me how beautiful I was, in this glorious Irish accent. I hope the whole weekend is just like this.

britt244
10-05-2007, 09:43 AM
i have the day off from anything until work! i should be doing homework. i have a short paper due monday and i want to get the long one for the crazy teacher finished, or at least almost there, by monday too. yet im sitting here doing nothing & planning working out & taking a bath as important things to do today, haha.

ok, i'm going to get the short one out of the way before i go to work today.

Taylorlila
10-05-2007, 09:45 AM
I was seriously on my game last night. It felt good. I made more money than anyone else, and several customers told me I was the sexiest woman in the club. I gave some really hot, sexy lapdances to some hot, sexy people and went home horny. There was an Irish punk musician who spent eight songs whispering in my ear, telling me how beautiful I was, in this glorious Irish accent. I hope the whole weekend is just like this.

I love when I get to dance for sexy people! It makes the job so much more fun!

I just bit my lip....twice...ouch. I hate when that happens.

Yekhefah
10-05-2007, 09:49 AM
Yes it does! The last dance of the night was for a British couple... she was seriously hot and he was an annoying, balding turd; she confessed to me that she was only with him for money and immigration purposes, and I think she was gay. So we fooled around while he kept trying to talk and intervene, and every time a song would end, she'd snap, "You talked through that whole thing! You need to buy another one!" She totally bled him dry for me. It was great.

Picaresque
10-05-2007, 09:51 AM
I was seriously on my game last night. It felt good. I made more money than anyone else, and several customers told me I was the sexiest woman in the club. I gave some really hot, sexy lapdances to some hot, sexy people and went home horny. There was an Irish punk musician who spent eight songs whispering in my ear, telling me how beautiful I was, in this glorious Irish accent. I hope the whole weekend is just like this.

Good for you! ;D And yeah that's hot...I drool over Irish accents.

Taylorlila
10-05-2007, 10:00 AM
Yes it does! The last dance of the night was for a British couple... she was seriously hot and he was an annoying, balding turd; she confessed to me that she was only with him for money and immigration purposes, and I think she was gay. So we fooled around while he kept trying to talk and intervene, and every time a song would end, she'd snap, "You talked through that whole thing! You need to buy another one!" She totally bled him dry for me. It was great.

haha thats awesome! Gotta love a female custie helping you hustle.

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 10:49 AM
Meh, I have to leave for the doc in a few minutes. I hate doctors.

rozz
10-05-2007, 10:50 AM
I love my profession. I love it with a bright, flamey passion.

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 10:51 AM
^^^ Which one? Dancer? Student? Manager? Wife? ;D

rozz
10-05-2007, 10:54 AM
^^^ Which one? Dancer? Student? Manager? Wife? ;D

Well, my profession of wife, duh.




But I also have huge love for being a health professional. I *heart* it hard.

britt244
10-05-2007, 11:06 AM
i do not love when my lawyer comes to my tiny little club & i have to go on stage. it was fine at my bigger club because im pretty confident that when i said dont watch, he didnt watch. talk about weird though. thats all im going to be able to think about when im at court with my dad on tuesday, haha.

Chicagoeditor
10-05-2007, 11:07 AM
It's Friday. It's unseaonably warm and nice out. I ought to be in a good, even great, mood. But I'm not.

britt244
10-05-2007, 11:42 AM
i should not be spending money. i just spent a ton of clothes & the new uggs that i NEEDED (haha, i already have them in every color, dont ask why i needed 2 more pairs) but i want to go buy cute halloween stuff.

cameron_keys
10-05-2007, 11:49 AM
You can do it! Yer always hot :D

HA..you've never seen me first thing in the morning..its SCARY I tell you!

Shoot went well though. I prob look like I'm high since I was half asleep and my eyes were red even though i put drops in them, from lack of sleep. But meh..whatever. Nobody will be looking at my eyes anyway...

Callyish
10-05-2007, 11:56 AM
Im so excited I get to leave today.

This club sucked, there was no money to be made. It was all cheap assholes.

I am coming back next Fri though to give it another try... bah.

RoseLeigh
10-05-2007, 01:08 PM
DAMNATION! Things went bad with the boy at his school and he won't tell me what's going on, other than that he left the town and is in another town. Supposedly everything was fine and now it's not and he's totally cutting me off. :'( I'm so worried now.

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 01:13 PM
Well, the doctor said all my lady bits looked and felt normal. Now, if only boy would get home soon so we can test 'em out again... and again... and again...

BalletBaby
10-05-2007, 01:51 PM
I don't think I'm gonna audition today. I just.....don't have time. I've got to eat and sleep and do my laundry and work out and eat some more. Looks like tomorrow is Ashlynn Grant's last day performing there. I wonder who's gonna be there Monday?

britt244
10-05-2007, 01:52 PM
^ NO CHICKENING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! you can do it :)

BalletBaby
10-05-2007, 01:52 PM
But...but...there's always Monday!

cameron_keys
10-05-2007, 01:53 PM
I don't think I'm gonna audition today. I just.....don't have time. I've got to eat and sleep and do my laundry and work out and eat some more. Looks like tomorrow is Ashlynn Grant's last day performing there. I wonder who's gonna be there Monday?

Stop being a pussy...you want it or you dont. No time like the present!! Get in there and shake that hot ass!

cameron_keys
10-05-2007, 02:09 PM
Yippee...I got my new baja shirt today! I had one in high schol and wanted a new one...all I found was L and XL on ebay so i got a L...its like 3 sizes too big, but oh its so cool!! Its all warm and comfy and soft..I love it