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BalletBaby
10-05-2007, 02:26 PM
I am such a pussy.

Callyish
10-05-2007, 02:29 PM
Ballet get your ass to the club and audition!!!! Don't make me go there and drag you in myself *growls*

austinatalie
10-05-2007, 02:31 PM
Joplin is hot

cameron_keys
10-05-2007, 02:31 PM
I am such a pussy.

Well just stop it. Hell....if I looked like you I dont think I'd ever put clothes on!

BalletBaby
10-05-2007, 02:43 PM
My sister is coming in tomorrow and I don't want her asking about all the bruises on my legs. If I do all my homework this weekend, then I can work Monday and Tuesday. Plus it's raining. Okay that's enough excuses for now;D

Callyish
10-05-2007, 02:44 PM
Bruises can be hidden. If anything just say you had rough sex.

Rain has nothing to do with going to an audition.

Snowles
10-05-2007, 02:47 PM
You tell her, Cally. You should go to your audition, BalletBaby. You'll do just fine, I believes in ya :D

BalletBaby
10-05-2007, 03:02 PM
*le sigh* I'll go jump in the shower. If I can be ready before 7, I'll go in Ok?

britt244
10-05-2007, 03:34 PM
^ no, because you'll take extra time so you dont have to go!

madmaxine
10-05-2007, 03:40 PM
There was an Irish punk musician who spent eight songs whispering in my ear, telling me how beautiful I was, in this glorious Irish accent.

I am burning with envy, I would have done him right there. Glad you had a good night!!!

britt244
10-05-2007, 03:47 PM
why am i tired all of a sudden? i wasnt tired enough for a nap all day til now, when i have to leave for work soon.

G-Real
10-05-2007, 04:09 PM
why am i tired all of a sudden? i wasnt tired enough for a nap all day til now, when i have to leave for work soon.

ugh I know how you feel (cept for going to work), cuz it comes out of nowhere, and just runs right over you......you don't want to do anything....I don't want to get my ass out of my chair to go get a bottle of water, all of 30ft away....

britt244
10-05-2007, 04:13 PM
^ yes! it hits me just likethat and i feel like i cant keep my eyes open.

Mily
10-05-2007, 04:17 PM
YYYAAAAAYYY!!! Today is hair dyeing day! Gotta get ready to look hawt for work tomorrow! http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

BalletBaby
10-05-2007, 04:22 PM
^ no, because you'll take extra time so you dont have to go!

Okay, I'm ready and I've still got 40 minutes to spare! Now to just get my ass in there....Ahhh I'm shaking!

Lysondra
10-05-2007, 04:40 PM
You know those silly contests you fill out at restaurants or bookstores when you're bored? Where you put the card with your phone number in a little cardboard box?

I filled one out last week... and won!

I get a free diamond necklace and champagne!

Yekhefah
10-05-2007, 04:46 PM
I am burning with envy, I would have done him right there. Glad you had a good night!!!

I very nearly did. If it had been later in the night, I would've taken him home, but he left around 10 pm to go join his friends and I still had to work. He got the extra-special lapdance treatment though! It turns out that double-pierced lips are wonderfully kissable. K needs to come back into town and take care of me, I kissed two customers last night (the aforementioned British girl and this Irish punk musician). }:D

miss marina
10-05-2007, 04:54 PM
Lucky Lysondra!! I never win those things hahaha. I always thought they wernt forreal.

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 05:16 PM
You know those silly contests you fill out at restaurants or bookstores when you're bored? Where you put the card with your phone number in a little cardboard box?

I filled one out last week... and won!

I get a free diamond necklace and champagne!

Sweet! Congrats! You're sending the necklace to me in exchange for ginger cookies, right? ;)

Danielle_
10-05-2007, 06:10 PM
I got my Halloween costume today, but I think it's too risque to wear out w/ my friends. Too risque for me is pretty bad. On the bright side, maybe I'll wear it as my first outfit when I finally start dancing.

krchab99
10-05-2007, 06:12 PM
I am bord. I am just keep refreshing sw looking for new posts. Someone entertain me before i loose my mind lol :)

AlexxaHex
10-05-2007, 06:51 PM
I very nearly did. If it had been later in the night, I would've taken him home, but he left around 10 pm to go join his friends and I still had to work. He got the extra-special lapdance treatment though! It turns out that double-pierced lips are wonderfully kissable. K needs to come back into town and take care of me, I kissed two customers last night (the aforementioned British girl and this Irish punk musician). }:D

That's so awesomely hot.

RoseWhite
10-05-2007, 06:59 PM
Right ON on that fantastic night, Yek!!! I love that feeling - hang on to it as long as you can. You deserve every penny & every compliment.

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 07:06 PM
Alexxa... I'm baking you cookies! ;D

AlexxaHex
10-05-2007, 07:22 PM
Alexxa... I'm baking you cookies! ;D

:hyper: :spin: OMG I can't wait!

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 07:24 PM
I don't know what's going on, but both batches are coming up just short of 3 dozen. All of my recipes make 3 dozen cookies. I've used them for over 10 years. What the hell is going on?!

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 07:51 PM
Dammit, I hate my oven! 375 does NOT mean 450! Stop burning my cookies! :banghead:

cherryripeboy
10-05-2007, 07:52 PM
I don't know what's going on, but both batches are coming up just short of 3 dozen. All of my recipes make 3 dozen cookies. I've used them for over 10 years. What the hell is going on?!

The weather? I've had a few bad baking days, when I was in Melbourne. Muffins would come out flat...

Maybe my son and I snuck over and ate some of the dough.

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 08:01 PM
The weather? I've had a few bad baking days, when I was in Melbourne. Muffins would come out flat...

Maybe my son and I snuck over and ate some of the dough.

I'm thinking that since it isn't humid and I didn't have to add extra flour to stiffen the dough, that might be why they came out short.

And I don't eat sweets, so I'm definitely not stealing dough!

Mily
10-05-2007, 09:11 PM
OOOOOOOoooo....I LOVE how my hair feels after I brighten it with the dye and deep condition. It feels so silky and smoothe...I just wanna eat it up. ;D

Mily
10-05-2007, 09:16 PM
Dammit, I hate my oven! 375 does NOT mean 450! Stop burning my cookies! :banghead:


LMAO. We should rename this thread, "LJ's Cookie Baking Disaster and Teaser Thread." :P

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 09:27 PM
LMAO. We should rename this thread, "LJ's Cookie Baking Disaster and Teaser Thread." :P

Heh I just figured I'd amuse the 3 people who were on SW at the time. :)

Mily
10-05-2007, 09:30 PM
Heh I just figured I'd amuse the 3 people who were on SW at the time. :)


No, I think it's cute, really. ;D

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 09:33 PM
No, I think it's cute, really. ;D

You should see me when I'm baking - I'm a hot mess! lol Since I mix all my dough by hand, I end up splattering flour all over my boobs since I hold the mixing bowl up against my chest! :D

Mily
10-05-2007, 09:36 PM
You should see me when I'm baking - I'm a hot mess! lol Since I mix all my dough by hand, I end up splattering flour all over my boobs since I hold the mixing bowl up against my chest! :D


:D I'll bet you're constantly cursing to yourself and the cookies, too! I would love to watch you in action. :P

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 09:38 PM
:D I'll bet you're constantly cursing to yourself and the cookies, too! I would love to watch you in action. :P

Haha I do! In at least 2 different languages! :D

My boy thinks I'm nuts. :)

Mily
10-05-2007, 09:40 PM
^That would be highly entertaining. :D Maybe you should video tape it. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

Kaylinn
10-05-2007, 09:43 PM
Don't you just hate it when your wakened from a dead sleep by a loud noise, and you don't know what it was because your werfe alseep when it happened and can't figure out what happened?
I am coughing sooo much it takes forever to fall asleep. I wanted to stay asleep for the next 12-15 hours dammit. It's my last sick day before I must return to the real world of school and work.

And why the fuck does the neighbor put his garage door up and down up and down up and down 324644 times a night???
I swear he's runigmn a drug ring and the buyers only can enter through the garage.


/back to your regularly scheduled cookie drama


sick angry annoyed sleepy grumpy Kaylin signing off

Lady Jade
10-05-2007, 09:44 PM
^That would be highly entertaining. :D Maybe you should video tape it. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif


Haha Hells. No. :)

miss marina
10-05-2007, 09:47 PM
I wanna screw daddy yankee so bad. you have no idea.

RoseLeigh
10-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Is the world TRYING to piss me off? I have crazy housemate yelling at me for washing stuff in the sink. Bad drivers trying to kill me. Construction. And on the way to work some woman in line starts freaking out on the cashier, and for a good measure, yells 'Midget' at me as I leave.

And work was no better. At least it's tomorrow now.

TigersMilk
10-05-2007, 10:16 PM
Everyone is crazy.

RoseLeigh
10-05-2007, 10:18 PM
Everyone is crazy.
Amen!

RoseLeigh
10-05-2007, 10:44 PM
Okay, realized all my posts have been whiney and awful, so...funny thing:

My housemate found one of my lashes in the kitchen sink in the middle of the night and it scared the hell out of her. I don't know how it got there either. ;D

Trying for a better mood.

Lysondra
10-05-2007, 10:57 PM
I've been drinking a shot of tequila before every single waitressing shift for the last few weeks. Those shifts last 2-5 hours so I'm not drink driving... but I'm worried it'll become a habit. It's about 2-3 times a week. I wonder if I should worry...

miss marina
10-05-2007, 11:01 PM
Its good your not "drink driving" ;D Maybe limit to a certain amount of shots a month?

britt244
10-06-2007, 12:24 AM
balletbaby, didja go? i hope so!

cherryripeboy
10-06-2007, 01:02 AM
Everyone is crazy.

Bingo, give the fine lady a Kewpie doll!!

Did the world go nuts in the last 12 hours or something?

BalletBaby
10-06-2007, 01:06 AM
balletbaby, didja go? i hope so!

MY. FEET. HUUUUUUUUURT. Ohmahgawd. I'm fricken exhausted. Really glad I went though, a big thanks to everyone who pushed me!:thanx: I was so bad though it got really crowded and the floor is pretty open, so I was too timid to go up to people. My goal next time is to sell at least one VIP.

Snowles
10-06-2007, 01:41 AM
^I'm glad you went :) I'm sure when you sell your "at least one" VIP, many more will follow :) Yay for you going though :)