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hardkandee
05-13-2007, 08:26 AM
the club I checked out last night was ghetto...but I'm thinking of working there anyway since I'm BROKE.....I hate this

Sometimes it's fun to bring a touch of class to a ghetto club!

Kaylinn
05-13-2007, 08:35 AM
Is this still the random thread?

I had bad sex. Was supposaed to be good....and it turned out bad. I didnt get off. I did kinky shit and didnt get what I expected in return.. Now I can't sleep. And my buzz wore off. And I didnt cum.

Djoser
05-13-2007, 12:33 PM
the club I checked out last night was ghetto...but I'm thinking of working there anyway since I'm BROKE.....I hate this

Well get your fine ass back down here, forget the ghetto club! I would love to see you again, and B has even hinted she might come here to work for a bit. Think about it...

But if you do, wait until next week, lol--this week I'm in Daytona until friday. I'm leaving tomorrow.


God I had more than a little wine last night. Bad Djoser, for posting with a buzz!

ExoticEngineer
05-13-2007, 01:14 PM
I have this sharp pain in my neck, It wont stop and it makes my eye twitch. And I started my period, and I'm bitchy, and I'm crampy, and I want to suck my thumb and curl up on couch.....

:(

hardkandee
05-13-2007, 01:33 PM
I have a freckle on my lip.

Tart
05-13-2007, 01:58 PM
Ive been a cunt for a week, and im wrecking my relationship. I've lost 10 lbs and i want to finally rid myself of all my toxic relationships. Because its fucking with my head.

Its not an excuse but I really think it's doing me more harm than good with a few people I associate myself with. They CONSTANTLY are backstabbing people they claim to be friends with and nit picking about others and their behavior. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Today is the day goddamnit. Fuck em' all.

cherryripeboyII
05-13-2007, 02:20 PM
A random link for a random thread, I even stumbled on it randomly:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=133796169

cherryripeboyII
05-13-2007, 02:22 PM
How did I end up here:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1777557

-Check the friend list.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=143023670

cherryripeboyII
05-13-2007, 09:11 PM
WTF Tripple post score..... anyway why am I addited to RTS? C&C 3 Its dominating me, when I need to be free... gah I'm addicted.

BalletBaby
05-13-2007, 10:21 PM
I'm so depressed right now. *cries*

And now I have to postpone my trip to Baton Rouge when I haven't seen my friends there for a year. *cries*

Fawn
05-14-2007, 12:06 AM
I drove home just a little bit more than tipsy tonight. I feel like an asshole for it. Though I never once questioned my ability to drive, taking that kind of chance is NOT right. I suck.

southstbabe
05-14-2007, 12:11 PM
I NEED some chocolate right now.

*slips into the law offices down the hall to steal M&M's from their reception area*

TigersMilk
05-14-2007, 12:18 PM
I have a freckle on my lip.

I have them too;D They seem to make more often.

Chicagoeditor
05-14-2007, 12:23 PM
Adored TM's previous avatar.

Oh, and her current eye-ball extraction video (above) is painful to watch as I type this.

cameron_keys
05-14-2007, 12:31 PM
Ok..checked out the new club Sat night. Its now Mon and I still havent gone in. I'm literally feeling sick to my stomach at the thought of it. And I cant imagine why... I'm broke....I really need the money and at keast this club was packed so i've go a shot at making it. I'm not a newbie...I've danced for 6 years. Why cant I bring myself to go back???


randomly..I got a sample of kashi cereal in the mail today

i want to go back to bed

krchab99
05-14-2007, 12:38 PM
why can men not take the simplest hint. I am not hard to please i don't want expensive things bought for me and I don't want control of there time ane whereabouts all I want is to be thougt of just a dam voicemail. good god.

krchab99
05-14-2007, 12:41 PM
also why is marica brady "maoreen mccormik" putting all her dirty laundry out on tv now in 2007. She is doing celb fit club and now a dr phil thing with her dad. I love the brady bunch as much as the next person but america just won't let it stay in the past and enjoy it for what it is we must have brady's in the news all the time. Last year is peter with his show my fair brady and now this.

Roulette
05-14-2007, 10:02 PM
back from boston. sick, fucked the diet prolly gained like 10Lbs. Everyone is dying this week, what the fuck?

BalletBaby
05-14-2007, 10:08 PM
I leave for my trip in less than 12 hours...Yayyyyyyyy!!! I hope I'm able to get some sleep. I need to finish packing. In the morning I need to get air in my tires and send my transcripts to LSU. I hope I get hired. I'll be really sad if I don't. I get to see my old roommate who I haven't seen for almost a year!

Kaylinn
05-15-2007, 12:54 AM
I found a new freckle on my kitty. That makes 3 moles or freckles on my vagina lips. It's not a big area. How many moles can it hold before my vag turns into a mole?

My short hair is starting to grow out a bit and doesn't look quite so horrid anymore, although I still don't feel as pretty as I used to.


My cats are both spayed. So where is there a male cat spraying on my front door every night? You walk up to my house and smell cat piss.

Callyish
05-15-2007, 01:23 AM
Men suck... end of story.

Yea.. apparently im single again... or I think I am anyway...

Roulette
05-15-2007, 05:37 AM
I heart Cally. She is hot and boys are dumb.

I am considering joining the ManEaters.

My mancakes gets off probation tomorrow! I think we're going to a SC in WV to celebrate... I am excited.

My eyes are bloodshot and I am theif. That is enevitably how I roll. I feel cheated if I leave a store w/o stealing anything. I got a sweet wine bottle opener, some lipstick, and a pair of scissors last night.

Fawn
05-15-2007, 08:52 AM
^^^ What the hell? Be careful with that shit. I don't wanna see any threads about you going to jail for a lipstick and bottle opener.... Maybe for hitting cally's man in the head with a stiletto for being an idiot, but certainly not for stealing.

On another note, still no period, but prego test says negative.

Going to get my last guardasil shot today. My doctor is an inspiration to me. She is (oh by the way, this is not the crazy gyno, this is a reg doc) anyway, she is smart, thorough, tall, thin, big chested with long shiney blond hair, and she always has the best clothing from top to shoes, and has an excellent doc boyfriend too. Adn she chit chats just like she were a friend of mine for 10 yrs, she's been my doc since 9th grade. Being a doctor how the hell does she find the time? She's like wonderwoman. And she always makes me feel comfortable. Always. I'm goign to miss her when I change health insurance.

BalletBaby
05-15-2007, 08:55 AM
I'm leaving, I'm leaving!!! Yayyyy, it's only a 5 hour drive....

Rockette
05-15-2007, 08:58 AM
I had the worst gas ever yesterday. I don't know whether it was something I ate or drank, but my god. I was literally letting them rip all day, long and loud! I went to the gym and actually still did more of the same, thankfully it was empty for the most part and they play loud music. Hopefully today won't be another day like yesterday in that department.

TheSexKitten
05-15-2007, 10:33 AM
I have a skin tag on my panty line. D:

Rockette
05-15-2007, 10:46 AM
I have a skin tag on my panty line. D:

The worst is if you're tanning at the beach and you get that. I hate that crap!

GenWar
05-15-2007, 11:09 AM
"I'm talking Champagne Wishes, Caviar Dreams
You deserve nothing but all the finer things.
Now, this whole world has no clue what to do with us.
I got enough money in the bank for the two of us.
Plus, I gotta keep enough lettuce to support your shoe fetish...
lifestyles so rich and famous, Robin Leach'd get jealous.
Half a million for the stones, taking trips from here to Rome,
so if you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home."

-Ludacris, "Glamorous" Fergie feat. Ludacris

lolitachick
05-15-2007, 11:11 AM
I'm considering dying my hair darker I'm only starting to realize this,but I sort of look like a Audrey Hepburn/Liz Taylor combo with some Maria Callas thrown in. Not bad, if I do say so myself!

krchab99
05-15-2007, 11:28 AM
I am drama free so don't bring your drama to me. I am trying best to send i am not into you vibes with out being rude i don't think its working. Oh i did i mention i hate drama. I know this dose not make sense to you people its just whats in my head move on to the next post. I am in a foul ass mood it might be pms and it might the people that are trying to break into my life i am not going to let them fuck the drama.

Callyish
05-15-2007, 12:00 PM
Okay so I am not single... I think my new boy and I just hooked up at the wrong point in his life... things should be much better after Thurs... god this is draining me :'(

Roulette
05-15-2007, 12:53 PM
I have a skin tag on my panty line. D:

What I do - pinch it and slice it off with a razor blade.

What my friend does: "Sterilize a pin or needle, stick it in the skin tab, through the top and a fraction deeper , in you go deep enough you'll find the unsolidified dead white blood cells. Then you should be able to squeeze it all out. then put tea tree oil on it. it will stop infection and help heal it but make sure you're not allergic to tea tree oil first."


Okay so I am not single... I think my new boy and I just hooked up at the wrong point in his life... things should be much better after Thurs... god this is draining me :'(

Is this like you're alter ego? You but only ishly so?

In looking for a picture of a skin tab I found this. what. the. fuck.

http://images.guitarmasta.net/users/4239-b.jpg

TigersMilk
05-15-2007, 12:55 PM
^^ That is so wrong on so many levels.

Roulette
05-15-2007, 12:59 PM
^^^ that is so true... on so many levels?

rozz
05-15-2007, 01:05 PM
I'm actually worried about SF NYC. I wonder if I'll be the homely one. Shhhh! Don't tell anyone I'm insecure.

cameron_keys
05-15-2007, 01:06 PM
Okay so I am not single... I think my new boy and I just hooked up at the wrong point in his life... things should be much better after Thurs... god this is draining me :'(

Awww...sorry to hear it didnt work out honey. It must not have been meant to be...trite I know, but still true.

Am I completely selfish for being a teensy tiny bit happy that luscious Cally is again up for grabs(pun totally intended). My fantasies can resume...}:D

The_Oceans
05-15-2007, 02:25 PM
So I'm doing the apartment search thing...and I'm pretty sure I'd like this one townhouse I viewed last week. So why do I need to make a list of 30 other places before I apply for this one? It was like when I was car-shopping once, collecting dozens of brochures and visiting dozens of dealerships...my sister's girlfriend said to me "Why are you bothering...you're just going to buy a Honda anyway. And I did...;D

Circe
05-15-2007, 03:25 PM
Wikihow is moronic.

cameron_keys
05-15-2007, 06:28 PM
Ignorant people irritate me. And every day it seems like there are more and more of them.

AlexxaHex
05-15-2007, 08:37 PM
I have a skin tag on my panty line. D:

If you're too squeamish to slice it off like me, then you might want to use iodine.


I had two under my boob (one is gone already)...and the bigger one is almost gone because I am using iodine (got a tiny bottle for like $3 at CVS). It is really working, although it takes anywhere from 5 days to 2 weeks depending on the size. I just dab some on with a small makeup brush 3-4 times a day and it eventually gets hard enough to fall off or you can pull it off if it's small.

Sorry if that was TMI for anyone! }:D

~~~
I had to go to traffic court this morning. What I didn't know is that you don't sit in some big courtroom with a judge like I am used to in NYS. No, they make you line up in this big office park thing outside and wait in the line for at least an hour and they lock all the bathrooms!! I had to pretty much break into the ladies room (and I have to pee every 20 minutes or so) by waiting for an office employee to let me in.
I also found out that you have to pay your fine FIRST - before you are even found guilty/not guilty. I decided to plead not guilty, and they said I owe $203 and then I get it back if I am found not guilty. WTF is that shit? I'm sorry but I can barely make my car payment let alone pay $200 because some asshole cop wanted to fill his quota. The whole reason I went to court was to contest it! The due date for the payment is about a week after the baby is due so I'm kinda screwed.

On a more pleasant note, I FINALLY worked on my website last night and it's so pretty. I have made a deadline that it will be done by my birthday!

Embyr
05-15-2007, 09:17 PM
i'm post-whoring to get to 800. ha. alexxa we need to hang out. the more from you i read the more i think you absolutely rock my socks. ;D

AlexxaHex
05-15-2007, 09:45 PM
:blush: That made my day, Embyr. I send you PM goodness....

And congratulations on getting past 800!

kb52420
05-15-2007, 10:21 PM
when will there be a day when my house will stay clean for a full 24 hours?

(the day I hire a maid)

why does my baby wake up ONLY after I have had 1 hr. and 15 min. of sleep, no matter what?

I miss my ex. I wish there was something I could do to get him back, but I'm such a damn fucktastic moron that had to immaturely go and fuck it all up for myself that it's not even feasible.

why do I feel the need to move across the country every couple of months?

my sister's husband is a douche.

am I going to actually make money on my next trip instead of losing it?

why do people see abuse and do nothing about it?

why am I so worried about my sister's douche husband in the first place?

I REALLY, REALLY, REEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYY miss my fucking dogs, I haven't seen them in forever.

should I go to art school or vet tech school? or both? is that too much? man I am a freakin' dork.

redhothoney
05-15-2007, 11:12 PM
LMAO!! Clipping matching ponytails to their heads I wish I could scan this pic of this chick for adultquest magazine I hate cheap clip ons!

redhothoney
05-15-2007, 11:14 PM
why does this banana smell like pesticides? ew

redhothoney
05-15-2007, 11:40 PM
heres a random i ran across a hello kitty waffle maker on the internet... hmm well my dad got a singing toaster for his bday so im not that suprised... they are really running out of inventions aren't they?

MrChristopher
05-15-2007, 11:48 PM
^^They make Hello Kitty EVERYTHING. There's a giant Sanrio store in Manhattan, and I was stupified by the insane variety of useless crap with Hello Kitty on it. I wonder who has more pointless merch, Hello Kitty, or KISS?

My eyes are itchy.

My goatee is quickly turning gray.

I think I could go for a sammich.

redhothoney
05-16-2007, 12:36 AM
i love hello kitty i wouldn't buy a butt razor with hello kitty on it though hah

redhothoney
05-16-2007, 12:37 AM
they should have pizza flavored sunflower seeds hmmm...

Callyish
05-16-2007, 12:39 AM
I just did a got ass contest... and placed like second to last... just proves me point that I got no ass 8)