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Samba
10-10-2007, 09:00 PM
I wish K wouldn't have to go to sleep early and be in a different time zone when I get a panic attack. I'm having a pretty bad panic attack AND a bout of depression with a bit of PMS thrown in just for laughs... I don't like being alone right now. I need to go get my laundry and start packing so I can get up in the morning and go. *sigh* Guess I'll put a movie on or something. I wish I had friends in my neighborhood.

Could you call him and wake him up?

Sh0t
10-10-2007, 09:15 PM
Do gay men have tantric sex?

austinatalie
10-10-2007, 09:16 PM
today sucked for me too. astrological?

ArmySGT.
10-10-2007, 09:17 PM
Ski resorts opened today in Colorado.

Crazy fucking hot in the 80s during the day and 30s at night. Fall can be a crazy bitch.

RoseWhite
10-10-2007, 09:18 PM
Do gay men have tantric sex?

Gay + tantric + sex. (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=gay+tantric+sex&btnG=Google+Search)

See, there's this thing called "Google", sonny . . .

Embyr
10-10-2007, 09:19 PM
BAh poop.... the pics from trackday were finally posted on the photog's website... uhhh.... i look like a 12 yr old riding daddy's bike. and i'm waaaay too stiff. i don't care that it was my first time and a few of the people in my group crashed and were going too slow with crappy lines!!! I wanna have badass pics, dammit!!!

Meh. well, if anyone's interested, here's the site (cause i have to pay waaaay too much to get access to the pic itself)
http://andreawilsonphoto.lifepics.com/net/Pro/Default.aspx

event code is: 07femd1 (then hit "view event") I'm in #312? blahhh.... not quite the trackday i was hoping for.

Roulette
10-10-2007, 09:27 PM
^^^ awesome!!! That's so great!! next time you'll be more relaxed and hopefully a little less anxiety. Aren't you glad you went!?!?!

RoseWhite
10-10-2007, 09:32 PM
Ditto on what Roulette said, Embyr!

Embyr
10-10-2007, 09:33 PM
^ yes, because Vegas was f*cking awesome!!! ;D hehe naw, I'll try another trackday soon... a lot of my friends who went said they weren't a huge fan of how this was run (instruction and so forth) either. hahaha i most likely look so damn stiff because the chick in front of me kept getting on her brakes ALL the time (it's supposed to me smooth shifting/engine braking, NOT a *SCreeeEEEch* before every freakin' turn!) and I was just trying not to plow into her turtle butt. She crashed later. }:D

also, i did this on 6 hrs of sleep over the past 3 days. next time i'll be less anxious.

Roulette
10-10-2007, 09:35 PM
hahaha turtle butt... hehehehe

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 09:50 PM
Could you call him and wake him up?

No, he turns his phone off when he goes to bed and anyway he needs his sleep. He's on a hard show and working 16 hour days and sleeping on a pile of rolled-up carpets, poor guy... I don't want to wake him up with my depression and neuroses.

I'm just stressed about the flight tomorrow (I hate plane travel) and about seeing my family and especially about seeing my dying grandmother. I've never lost a close relative before and she's just always been there, gracious and Southern, calling me a piss-pot when I wet the bed and making me finish my veggies because kids are starving in India. I didn't know until recently how tough and strong and amazing she is and I can't picture this world without her in it. And thinking about seeing her is forcing me to evaluate my own life and I feel like a complete and abject failure right now. I want to get married and have a baby to name after her before she dies, so that she can feel proud of me just once while she's still here.

Roulette
10-10-2007, 09:57 PM
i need to sleepz0rz... yet I'm not doing it. le boo.

RoseWhite
10-10-2007, 09:57 PM
I'm just stressed about the flight tomorrow (I hate plane travel) and about seeing my family and especially about seeing my dying grandmother. I've never lost a close relative before and she's just always been there, gracious and Southern, calling me a piss-pot when I wet the bed and making me finish my veggies because kids are starving in India. I didn't know until recently how tough and strong and amazing she is and I can't picture this world without her in it. And thinking about seeing her is forcing me to evaluate my own life and I feel like a complete and abject failure right now. I want to get married and have a baby to name after her before she dies, so that she can feel proud of me just once while she's still here.

What a wonderful thing that you'll have a chance to express this to her in some way (I know sometimes you can't just blurt out things like that verbatim), really let her know what she means to you. I hope the flying isn't too horrible, but I'm it's a trip you'll be glad you took. I'll be thinking of you! And Graceland!

I'm goin' to Graceland, Graceland, Memphis Tennessee,
I'm goin' to Graceland . . .
I've reason to believe we all will be received in Graceland.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 10:04 PM
That's the other thing, I don't know how to tell her that. I feel like telling her that stuff is like telling her she's gonna die (which I'm sure she knows, but still) and I'm just not good at saying that stuff. But my mom pointed out the other day, "If you were somebody's hero, wouldn't you want to know about it?" So hopefully the opportunity will present itself.

Damn. She was diagnosed months ago but I've dealt with it. Now all of a sudden I'm crying and falling apart. I hope I don't burst into tears in front of her - I hear she looks pretty bad. I've never DONE this before and it's just not fair. Fuck cancer in the ass.

And Graceland... hah. I lived in Memphis from birth to age 23 and I've never actually been there. I'm not an Elvis fan. But don't ever play that song "Walking in Memphis" when I'm wearing runny mascara.

Samba
10-10-2007, 10:06 PM
Yek, I'm so sorry. I lost my grandmother recently.

And you sound like a thoughtful loving grand-daughter, I'm sure she is proud of you already. You have her strength whether you know it or not.

RoseWhite
10-10-2007, 10:08 PM
That's the other thing, I don't know how to tell her that. I feel like telling her that stuff is like telling her she's gonna die (which I'm sure she knows, but still) and I'm just not good at saying that stuff. But my mom pointed out the other day, "If you were somebody's hero, wouldn't you want to know about it?" So hopefully the opportunity will present itself.

You will find the words when the time comes if your intention is there. I have no doubt.


And Graceland... hah. I lived in Memphis from birth to age 23 and I've never actually been there. I'm not an Elvis fan. But don't ever play that song "Walking in Memphis" when I'm wearing runny mascara.

GO. It is an American Pilgrimage. And you'll see what I mean about the kitchen - something tells me you'll get what I mean. ;)

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 10:13 PM
Thanks, guys. I just feel like a failure, especially from her perspective. She has no clue what I do for a living, what production work really is, what I've studied, any of that. She dropped out of high school to work and had 11 brothers and sisters living in a shack with no plumbing. She never understood why I had to go away to college when I could go to the local community college and meet a man there, and not leave home. From her point of view, I'm a washed-up divorcee with no career, no husband, no kids, a shack-up boyfriend who doesn't support me financially, and a useless education. I'm not feeling too proud at the moment and I can't imagine why she would, though I know she loves me dearly even if she doesn't understand me at all.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 10:32 PM
*sigh* It's 10:30 and I still haven't packed. I need to pack and go to bed, but I don't want to pack and I don't want to sleep. I want to curl up in bed with K and cuddle for awhile. I hate that he isn't here.

Lysondra
10-10-2007, 10:37 PM
Guy-who-likes-spoiling-girls just got me a laptop and handbag. I wonder if he knows I'd totally hang out with him even if he didn't buy me things.

Lysondra
10-10-2007, 10:48 PM
Three months with this pos cough and I'm still hacking green things. I went to the doctor a week ago and he put me on antibiotics and my cough is getting worse. Shittlesticks.

I hope things go well you your gram, Yek.

TigersMilk
10-10-2007, 10:57 PM
Ok I finished my math project. Fuckin balls math is annoying. I'm glad I can escape to here.

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:01 PM
I fucking HATE those session no-shows. That's the worst part of being a Domme! :shoot:

I eventually started taking deposits. It's the only way when you have to rent space and can't hang out in your dungeon all day waiting for your "sub". ::) In my own independent practice, I would never accept a no-show dude for a future session (yes I kept close track of ALL the motherfuckers). The only way a guy could make another appointment to come see me is if he respectfully called or emailed to cancel. Either that or he better have a DAMN good excuse for not showing up AND a decent gift to butter me up.


I hate my printer. I only spent $130 on it to print out tax forms. I rarely ever use it, and now the ink is all dried up.

Time to slather on my fake tan. I hate having to do this twice a week but my skin + UV rays = lobster hell. I look much better with a healthy bronze glow too. Damn Irish/English/Polish genetics. Of all the ethnicities to be, I'm of the palest ones.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:11 PM
^^^ I'm Scottish/British. I feel you. Over the summer I did five minutes in a tanning bed... turned a lovely shade of baby pink, which then faded back to bluish-white. ::)

I love that handling of "sub" clients. Wish my old dungeon had done that. I'd say at least half my appointments were no-shows there and that used to really piss me off.

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:23 PM
I daresay you wouldn't have a very busy dungeon if you took deposits for all appointments. It only attracts the hardcore REAL subs, and unfortunately there aren't many of those in LA.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:25 PM
You ain't lying.

Loved the guys who'd book as a "submissive" and then start in with "Turn around, I want to see your ass!" And then they'd cop a 'tude when I'd blindfold them so they wouldn't get to see anything at all, just because they got smart with me. Babe, I'm a Southern woman, don't you dare tell me what to do.

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:28 PM
Ha! Story of my life, right there.

Callyish
10-10-2007, 11:30 PM
I want my guy(or a girl) to tie me up and make me their bitch right now... Im really craving being properly abused and used *sigh*

Is it too much to ask to want to be tied up and spanked and choked and used as a sex toy?

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:37 PM
I want my guy(or a girl) to tie me up and make me their bitch right now... Im really craving being properly abused and used *sigh*

Is it too much to ask to want to be tied up and spanked and choked and used as a sex toy?

Why, no. It isn't, you filthy slut. *grabs Cally by the throat and slams her back into the wall while removing her panties with the other hand*

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:40 PM
Wow, now I'm all wet. And I think this arrangement will work out well because I am happiest in the middle of a BDSM hierarchy. If Miss Alexxa would be so kind as to let me, I would be happy to force Cally down and sit on her face, even if I had to be punished for it.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:42 PM
Any other BDSM girls notice your preferences changing according to what goes on in your life? Maybe it's just because I'm technically a switch, but I tend to get more Domme when things are going well in my life, and I crave submission and punishment when I'm stressed. Maybe I just enjoy letting go or something, but nothing calms me down when I'm stressed out like a good strap-down and flogging.

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:42 PM
*grants Yek permission [of course] and proceeds to make Cally scream in many evil ways*

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:43 PM
Any other BDSM girls notice your preferences changing according to what goes on in your life? Maybe it's just because I'm technically a switch, but I tend to get more Domme when things are going well in my life, and I crave submission and punishment when I'm stressed. Maybe I just enjoy letting go or something, but nothing calms me down when I'm stressed out like a good strap-down and flogging.

Hmmmm - not really. I only like being tied up as a submissive, and even then I'm just a bondage bottom at times with the right person. Otherwise, I'm in the mood to Domme when I'm happy or upset.

Callyish
10-10-2007, 11:44 PM
*gets all wet and excited and submits to Miss Alexxas command*

May I please lick Miss Yekhefas dripping wet pussy?

AlexxaHex
10-10-2007, 11:46 PM
*gets all wet and excited and submits to Miss Alexxas command*

May I please lick Miss Yekhefas dripping wet pussy?

*restrains Cally so her head is only a few inches from Yek's pussy*

Sure. If you can reach.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:46 PM
You definitely seem more of a Domme than I am... with me it depends entirely on the other person. I'm technically a switch because I like both sides, but I don't switch for people. I instinctively decide whether someone is over me or under me and react accordingly. Most are under me (heh) but when I feel like life is out of control, I want a stronger person like K or a Domme to come take all the control away. Funny how this stuff works.

What title do you like, Alexxa? I'm a fan of "Miss." Never liked "Mistress" very much, seems forced.

Darcy Foxx
10-10-2007, 11:48 PM
holy hell. this thread is a lot more exciting than the last time i looked in here.

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:48 PM
:laughing: We're going to have another troll invasion if we continue in this vein!

Callyish
10-10-2007, 11:50 PM
Fuck me sideways and upside down!!! I can't handle this shit! I need the real thing *throws a tantrum and storms out of the room to book a flight to LA*

Mily
10-10-2007, 11:51 PM
I just masturbated for 2 hours straight. I feel so refreshed. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:53 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I'm right there with you... haven't seen K for five weeks but it's only ONE WEEK TO GO!! Man, I'm going to be happy when he comes home. I'm going to fuck him until we can't move anymore, and then I'm going to curl up tight against his chest and nuzzle him and purr like a little kittycat and stay just like that for a week.

Callyish
10-10-2007, 11:55 PM
Oh god Yek... its been two weeks since i've seen my boy and its another 5 - 6 weeks before I see him again and even then it will only be for a weekend *cries and throws another tantrum*

I am so going to fuck him senseless...

Mily
10-10-2007, 11:55 PM
Sounds like a pretty good plan. :D

Yekhefah
10-10-2007, 11:58 PM
Yeah, I'm not happy about the K work situation right now. He's coming home for five days and then leaving again for the rest of the year. But at least he'll be a little closer this time (southern Oregon) and I'm gonna go visit him for Thanksgiving weekend, and maybe another weekend besides.

I'm sorta glad he hates Chicago as much as he does. I don't want to do this particular separation ever again. I hate when he goes too far east and I can't see him or call him at night.

Mily
10-11-2007, 12:01 AM
Yeah, I'm not happy about the K work situation right now. He's coming home for five days and then leaving again for the rest of the year. But at least he'll be a little closer this time (southern Oregon) and I'm gonna go visit him for Thanksgiving weekend, and maybe another weekend besides.

I'm sorta glad he hates Chicago as much as he does. I don't want to do this particular separation ever again. I hate when he goes too far east and I can't see him or call him at night.


Oh LORD! :O Only 5 days!!??? EEEKK!!! Hell yeah, you better take advantage of that! Gone for the rest of the year? :'( Oh well...like you said, he'll be a lot closer next time...

Snowles
10-11-2007, 12:01 AM
holy hell. this thread is a lot more exciting than the last time i looked in here.

My sentiments exactly.

Lysondra
10-11-2007, 12:03 AM
I want my guy(or a girl) to tie me up and make me their bitch right now... Im really craving being properly abused and used *sigh*

Is it too much to ask to want to be tied up and spanked and choked and used as a sex toy?

You like to be choked too? I love it. But I also play with electricity. My dream sextoy is an electric paddle. I know they make them, just not anywhere near here. Damn. Oooh, choked AND electrified. P:

Yekhefah
10-11-2007, 12:05 AM
Yeah. Stupid-ass work. I should be glad though, once the writers strike on November 1, most of the industry work is going to dry up completely. Thank G-d he got a well-paid gig already. *phew*

I'm going to be very happy if he spends those five days with no pants whatsoever, but since we're going to San Diego for a couple of days to see the zoo, I guess he'll have to put something on. :P

Lysondra
10-11-2007, 12:05 AM
Next time, post AFTER I read the thread....woowee!!!

Callyish
10-11-2007, 12:06 AM
Yea umm not a fan of electricity... think its because I still havn't recovered from the trauma of getting tangled in the electric fence at the farm when it was raining and I was trying to bring a horse inside who was scared of the rain ::)

AlexxaHex
10-11-2007, 12:06 AM
You definitely seem more of a Domme than I am... with me it depends entirely on the other person. I'm technically a switch because I like both sides, but I don't switch for people. I instinctively decide whether someone is over me or under me and react accordingly. Most are under me (heh) but when I feel like life is out of control, I want a stronger person like K or a Domme to come take all the control away. Funny how this stuff works.

What title do you like, Alexxa? I'm a fan of "Miss." Never liked "Mistress" very much, seems forced.

That's a really interesting insight into your whole makeup. Very interesting, indeed! I respect that a lot, actually. Most Dommes won't admit to being switches when they are for fear of looking weak or something. But I think it takes all the strength in the world to submit as well. To know that about yourself is really valuable. ;)

Of all the titles, I prefer "Goddess" the most. But then again, there is something to be said for not using any at all. Most of my subs just call me Alexxa, unless they are worshipping me..

[email protected] the troll invasion comment. I was just thinking my internet stalkers must be having a big j.o. fest reading all this juicy smut. :wave: Hai guise! I can has privacy now?