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Yeah. Stupid-ass work. I should be glad though, once the writers strike on November 1, most of the industry work is going to dry up completely. Thank G-d he got a well-paid gig already. *phew*
I'm going to be very happy if he spends those five days with no pants whatsoever, but since we're going to San Diego for a couple of days to see the zoo, I guess he'll have to put something on. :P
Yeah...that sucks. :P
How are the plans for the move coming along? Still undecided?
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 12:08 AM
Yea umm not a fan of electricity... think its because I still havn't recovered from the trauma of getting tangled in the electric fence at the farm when it was raining and I was trying to bring a horse inside who was scared of the rain ::)
Well you can zap me and I'll choke you... or we can just both do whatever Alexxa and Yek say... *trying to weasel in on the action*
Yekhefah
10-11-2007, 12:09 AM
You like to be choked too? I love it. But I also play with electricity. My dream sextoy is an electric paddle. I know they make them, just not anywhere near here. Damn. Oooh, choked AND electrified. P:
Oh, guess what I gots in my toybox? :blindfold
I like choking too. But my absolute favorite toy is my new paddle, soft silky fluffy on one side and rock-hard leather on the other. Tease, silky, pet, WHAM. I phrikin' love this thing. I can't wait to get K home and tell him about all the random strangers I did lapdances for and the stranger I brought home from Craigslist while he was gone, so he can punish me for being such a slut.
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 12:11 AM
Oh, guess what I gots in my toybox? :blindfold
I like choking too. But my absolute favorite toy is my new paddle, soft silky fluffy on one side and rock-hard leather on the other. Tease, silky, pet, WHAM. I phrikin' love this thing. I can't wait to get K home and tell him about all the random strangers I did lapdances for and the stranger I brought home from Craigslist while he was gone, so he can punish me for being such a slut.
Do you SERIOUSLY have an electrified paddle? Seriously really?
Oh, guess what I gots in my toybox? :blindfold
I like choking too. But my absolute favorite toy is my new paddle, soft silky fluffy on one side and rock-hard leather on the other. Tease, silky, pet, WHAM. I phrikin' love this thing. I can't wait to get K home and tell him about all the random strangers I did lapdances for and the stranger I brought home from Craigslist while he was gone, so he can punish me for being such a slut.
Awesome!
Yekhefah
10-11-2007, 12:13 AM
Alexxa, your NAME? Wow. I see a name as something very intimate and familiar. I can't imagine letting a sub just call me a name. Must be my teaching experience! When I first started teaching I felt weird being called Ms. (Surname), but nowadays I'll be damned if some kid (or sub) is going to take liberties with my first name, even my Domme one.
And Mily, no, it looks like it's a go for Portland. We'll go in January unless something drastic happens between now and then.
Yekhefah
10-11-2007, 12:15 AM
Do you SERIOUSLY have an electrified paddle? Seriously really?
Seriously really. :yes:
Thing is, I hardly ever use it. K's not a fan, and it doesn't do as much for me as clamps, regular paddles, and good old fashioned big Irish muscles. But I do have it.
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 12:16 AM
Seriously really. :yes:
Thing is, I hardly ever use it. K's not a fan, and it doesn't do as much for me as clamps, regular paddles, and good old fashioned big Irish muscles. But I do have it.
I... oh.... um.... where is the drooling icon? :drool:
I...er....*faint*
Yekhefah
10-11-2007, 12:22 AM
BTW... thanks, guys, for cheering me up and distracting me tonight. I feel a lot better and I'm not panicky anymore. I think I'm okay to go to bed now so I'll go do that in a minute. You guys are awesome. :)
Callyish
10-11-2007, 12:23 AM
Aww have a good night Yek *spanks you a lil*
Have a safe trip n all dat stuff ;)
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 12:23 AM
I want to pay you $6 a minute to tell me more of this electrified paddle....
And I don't know if I should drink my Welch's grape soda or not. I had it imported.
BalletBaby
10-11-2007, 01:21 AM
I hope I get my paddle tomorrow so I can bring it home this weekend. I wants sexxxxxxxxx! Just a few more days....
austinatalie
10-11-2007, 02:19 AM
I am officially caught up on all my schoolwork! Yay!
pookie
10-11-2007, 03:49 AM
I slept in until noon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a lazy ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
britt244
10-11-2007, 03:58 AM
my phone workssssssssssssss.
Lady Jade
10-11-2007, 04:28 AM
Only 2 more days of work until Syracuse. YAY!
cameron_keys
10-11-2007, 06:17 AM
Ok I kinda wanna start playing WOW now... I don't know why but I want to start playing it...
Just dont turn into THIS guy:
PaigeDWinter
10-11-2007, 08:01 AM
Most Dommes won't admit to being switches when they are for fear of looking weak or something. But I think it takes all the strength in the world to submit as well. To know that about yourself is really valuable. ;)
Word.
I have no qualms with admitting that I went switch for a while. I just don't do it anymore. It kinda got ruined for me. Heh.
Blade
10-11-2007, 08:20 AM
When i first entered the BDSM world I REFUSED to submit, then on my one year anniversary Dea asked me to try it and it was fun. I won't submit to just anyone but on occasion I switch to remind myself of why I top and well a single tail in the right hands.... nuff said
Blade
10-11-2007, 08:24 AM
Just dont turn into THIS guy: Sadly there are a lot of jerks like that playing the game
Don't click this!!
The Right Brain vs Left Brain test ... do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
If clockwise, then you use more of the right side of the brain and vice versa.
Most of us would see the dancer turning anti-clockwise though you can try to focus and change the direction; see if you can do it.
Callyish
10-11-2007, 10:19 AM
I need to start packing for my bookings.... someone pack for me? LoL im too lazy ::)
cameron_keys
10-11-2007, 10:34 AM
Took my friend to the airport. I hope she'll be ok.
It's amazing how people can be such fucking assholes when a person dies. what teh hell happened to fucking respect?
Taylorlila
10-11-2007, 10:41 AM
I just made my bf give me a mini lap dance...apparantly if he were a stripper he'd be the "grind to orgasm" girl. lol
BalletBaby
10-11-2007, 11:39 AM
I got my paddle! :bouncey: I can't wait till I have little heart impressions on my butt.
Callyish
10-11-2007, 11:41 AM
See I take a week off and try to pack to go back on the road and it turns into a messy disaster *cries*
Worse of it is... this pic only shows HALF the mess :O There are two suicases out of view lol...
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d144/CanadianShyGirl/Messy.jpg
hardkandee
10-11-2007, 11:52 AM
I'm horribly annoyed with the world. People lack maturity and just common fucking sense.
So much for survival of the fittest. Some bad eggs were mixed into the gene pool and it sucks.
RoseLeigh
10-11-2007, 11:54 AM
It's raining! Finally! And both my classes were cancelled, so I went back to bed. At last, a less stressful day.
britt244
10-11-2007, 12:45 PM
omg. this day is rediculous. i need more hours. i just got home from my internship & target, its 3:45. i have to eat bc im STARVING, and then i need to go to meet my probation officer. which could take an hour or more. and then im supposed to work? and ive been up since 6:30.. i dont know if work is going to happen tonight. i need money though since i missed tuesday!
Embyr
10-11-2007, 12:49 PM
^^ duuuude- it's not a good luck week for ya, is it??? (at least your phone works!!) good luck w/ tonight, i'm sure you'll make $! I hate going to the gym and watching all the hot muscley guys and WISHING I could fuck one of them in the locker room... and then going home all horny. Dammit!!! grrrr I need to get laid.
sometimes masturbation just doesn't cut it. i want me some GUTEN SEXEN!!!!!
snoopy
10-11-2007, 01:09 PM
was it Fuckmeday, today? it sure felt like it. *thud!*
BalletBaby
10-11-2007, 01:25 PM
I was awoken today to someone knocking on my door. Then they rang my doorbell. And I couldn't find a damn shirt to put on so I wrapped a blanket around like a top. Lol. Turned out to be the delivery guy!
Note to self: when sleeping naked, keep clothes on bed.
britt244
10-11-2007, 02:15 PM
was it Fuckmeday, today? it sure felt like it. *thud!*
dont be silly, it isnt just today. its every day this week!
bah i am so annoyed. i dropped it when my lawyer said "i dont know, i've never been on probation" when i asked him what probation meant, exactly. i let that go. but i also asked him if it meant i couldnt drink, and he said NO. except it does. i have to get alcohol and drug tests. and then i called my friend, who is my lawyers partner, who said their job is over after sentencing. um.. your job is to explain the sentence to me you dumb fuck.
so on top of my headache and extreme exhaustion, now im royally pissed. i dont think im going to work tonight. im not scheduled so i dont have to but i could use the money. im gonna nap for like an hour and see... but the chances of me dragging myself out of bed are slim to none.
if i dont work tonight, though, i am working on my teaching project that goes along with the paper i just turned in. i need to do SOMETHING.
zxcire
10-11-2007, 02:17 PM
i :heartbeat masturbation
britt244
10-11-2007, 02:37 PM
yeah.. work tonight? not so much.
i will get a good start on my teaching project. esp since it is due monday and i also have a midterm that day and im working fri and sat & i have the autism walk sat morning & lunch & shopping with nataliefrphilly on sunday.. so it makes sense not to work tonight.
plus greys is on, duh.
BalletBaby
10-11-2007, 02:42 PM
My goal tonight is to sell at least 2 VIP's. I can do it!
TheSexKitten
10-11-2007, 03:04 PM
Awwww... I want one! ;D
RoseLeigh
10-11-2007, 03:07 PM
dont be silly, it isnt just today. its every day this week!
bah i am so annoyed. i dropped it when my lawyer said "i dont know, i've never been on probation" when i asked him what probation meant, exactly. i let that go. but i also asked him if it meant i couldnt drink, and he said NO. except it does. i have to get alcohol and drug tests. and then i called my friend, who is my lawyers partner, who said their job is over after sentencing. um.. your job is to explain the sentence to me you dumb fuck.
Wait. Huh? He doesn't know? Didn't he go to school to read and translate lawyer-ese? Can you call the courthouse and get copies of whatever you agreed to? That's just sad on your lawyer's part. *hug*
cameron_keys
10-11-2007, 03:15 PM
Is my prescription cloning itself when I'm not looking?LOL. I got a refill almost a month ago..for 50 pills..I take 1-2 a day, almost every day. How the hell do I have 30 pills left???
I'm not complaining...its expensive and I'm happy to not have to refill it so quick..but WTF????
britt244
10-11-2007, 03:36 PM
Wait. Huh? He doesn't know? Didn't he go to school to read and translate lawyer-ese? Can you call the courthouse and get copies of whatever you agreed to? That's just sad on your lawyer's part. *hug*
thats what i thought. the paperwork doesnt really say what is required. apparently drug/alcohol testing is standard for probation when you get a dui. its all pretty simliar across the board.. people have diff variations like i have to go to a victim impact panel thing and stuff. but my lawyer.. really now.. he shouldve been able to tell me that.
BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 03:56 PM
Britt that's weird. When I was put on probation last year they had a whole packet for me that outlined the exact provisions of my probation.
And you're lawyer is a moron.
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 04:06 PM
Work today... work work work. Blah. And the builders woke me up AGAIN. And of course, now that it's 9am, they're not using the tablesaw anymore. Nope. Tablesaw time is only 6am-9am. After that it's margarita time. Or something, because the insane racket always stops at 9am. Of course, 9-10am is when I usually wake up. Why can't they start the shit at 9am? ARRRRGGGHHHH.
And yesterday, they delivered the kitchen at 6am. Fucking hell.
I haven't gotten more than four hours sleep any given day thanks to these fuckers combined with COMPLETE TWATS who message me at 7am because that's when they start THEIR job.
NEWSFLASH: I am a stripper. You know I'm a stripper. Between the hours of 6am-10am, my phone is for EMERGENCIES ONLY. If you feel the need to message me when you start work to tell me of the fabulous shoes you picked up on sale, I will shove your cheap phone down your throat and see if I can play Yankee Doodle on the number pad through your stomach. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Embyr
10-11-2007, 04:11 PM
uhh... my knee's fucked and dancing is gonna SUCK come saturday.... looks like I'm wearing stockings all weekend. :'(
TigersMilk
10-11-2007, 04:21 PM
I came home today and wondered "WTF are all these flies doing in my house?!". So I find that they are all buzzing around this spider nest!! AHHH! I fuckin hate spiders! It was big and red and looked like a killer. So I sprayed the shit out of it and the 30 or so flies around it. Fuck you spider!
Me - 2
Spider - 0
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 04:27 PM
The deadlier a spider looks, usually the less deadly it is - if that makes you feel better.
http://venomous-spiders.nanders.dk/brazilianwanderingspider.jpg
World's deadliest spider.
http://sureshotpc.com/Graphics/huntsman.jpg
No venom whatsoever.
TigersMilk
10-11-2007, 04:30 PM
What is that top one? That 2nd spider is similar to the one I saw in Thailand. Fucker was the size of my palm plus fingers.
Lysondra
10-11-2007, 04:34 PM
Bazilian Wandering Spider...
This spider kills around five people a year. Symptoms include immediate pain, heavy perspiration and drooling. Often hides in bunches of bananas.
PhatyPants
10-11-2007, 04:52 PM
}:D
i :heartbeat masturbation
*sigh* me too.
my favorite little place to peek at porn.. hawt.net
Embyr
10-11-2007, 05:02 PM
What is that top one? That 2nd spider is similar to the one I saw in Thailand. Fucker was the size of my palm plus fingers.
You rock. I'mma call you up next time i find one in my house. I kill 'em like a little girl... I squeal and jump away. I need to kill with more... joy. }:D
TigersMilk
10-11-2007, 05:05 PM
No I jump and squeal and run away for a minute. But I know if I didn't kill it I would not be able to sleep that night. If that thing came at me while trying to kill it you betcha I'd be outside my apartment.