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miss marina
10-11-2007, 05:33 PM
OMG those spider pics are burned into my brain now. *shudder*

I just ate peanut butter on a spoon...I dont even like it usually! but my body is screaming at me to eat PB!!

RoseWhite
10-11-2007, 05:49 PM
Awwww... I want one! ;D

I have that exact scale in my kitchen for baking. No puppy though.

Lysondra
10-11-2007, 06:16 PM
AHAHAHA I just googled my ex for fun. He said that I was literally a slutty whore because I was in Adult Entertainment. No wonder I divorced his ass.

Edit: LOL! And his insults are funny
Fucking nazi gangster jews.


Oh man.. what a tard.

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 06:18 PM
Why can't men turn off lights and clean up after themselves? I feel like I'm constantly running around behind R cleaning up after him, and then when I give up, he whines that things are a mess.

Argh.

britt244
10-11-2007, 06:26 PM
posting spider pictures? evil. just for the record.

ahh bg, yorue right, this is ridiculous. since i did it in the city and it needs to be transferred to my county, i have to go every week til my information is with my officer. he says im in the computer but he needs my file or something? so i need to go every week til he has it. ok why cant he CALL ME or something when he gets it?

when i think of all the ways my lawyer BLOWS.. well lets just say its a long list. at least i dont have to deal with him anymore.

i slept til 20 minutes through greys. boo. :(

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 06:28 PM
Don't expect anything spectacular out of our justice system Britt. Timeliness is not their strong suit.

britt244
10-11-2007, 06:29 PM
^ yeah, but i just think its a waste of my AND his time for me to show up every week just to SEE if he's ready for me.

G-Real
10-11-2007, 07:15 PM
^ yeah, but i just think its a waste of my AND his time for me to show up every week just to SEE if he's ready for me.

thats the life of a state job.....sorta like the mafia (if it exists), once your in, your in for life....he can just sit at his desk and not do a thing all day and noone can touch him

TigersMilk
10-11-2007, 07:16 PM
My cookies turned out gross :(

britt244
10-11-2007, 07:27 PM
thats the life of a state job.....sorta like the mafia (if it exists), once your in, your in for life....he can just sit at his desk and not do a thing all day and noone can touch him

oh and i can only imagine once he *gets* my file.. he already told me he's there to help me blah blah blah.. and he has 5 daughters.. haha he'll see stripper on my paperwork and that will be the end of it. it was too late to lie at any point bc when the cops asked where i was coming from i said work and so it was in the original report. it had absolutely nothing to do with anything, though.. and a lot of people told me that they'd see that and i'd be screwed blah blah blah.. it wasnt an issue.

i am in such a cranky mood. i hate people who cant take a hint. when you've met someone TWICE, because they hang around the back of your club alllllll night long, and you mistakenly give them your number (huuuuuge judgement error), that does not mean you need to talk 57683 times a day. it does not mean you need text mesages at 7am. it does not mean every single text message needs an answer or else 3 minutes later you get a 'hello?' >:(

oh boy am i cranky.

im watching the rerun of i love ny 2.. her boobs look horrible. theyre spilling out of her top. it looks disgusting.

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 07:34 PM
I love salt and vinegar chips!

RoseLeigh
10-11-2007, 07:34 PM
Yet another french paper due Monday. I hope these aren't due every two weeks. Writing in French takes twice as long as in English. At least. Someone please come here and parler with me. :'(

Roulette
10-11-2007, 07:40 PM
I have a headache.
I have to pee.
I want to go home for the weekend, but I cant.

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 07:47 PM
Roulette spotting!

Roulette
10-11-2007, 07:53 PM
haha huh?

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 07:54 PM
LOL, it's just that you aren't on as much as you used to be.

Yes you're missed, now don't go getting a big head or anything.... :P

Roulette
10-11-2007, 07:57 PM
no worries. I think Iver been back for aboyt two weeks now.... what's sad is that with two and a half months gone and not posting I still have a daily average of 9.something posts a day... le eeesh, I used to post sooo much!!

TigersMilk
10-11-2007, 07:58 PM
If I end up going to this pirate party I want to sneak in a as a ninja.

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 07:58 PM
LOL... going to go check my average now...

RoseLeigh
10-11-2007, 07:59 PM
If I end up going to this pirate party I want to sneak in a as a ninja.

OMG Do it!

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 07:59 PM
9.27 posts per day apparently. There was a point in time where I was gone from SW for a couple months last year. I just got tired of it and addicted to another board.

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:00 PM
If I end up going to this pirate party I want to sneak in a as a ninja.

or go as an astronaut.... when people ask be like "yeah I'm a space pirate!"... or a pirate ninja!!! or you could just say you thought it was a pirates vs. ninja party...

Lysondra
10-11-2007, 08:00 PM
I'd go as a penis and say I was a butt pirate.

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:01 PM
^^^^ Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

Edit: wtf?! I wrote that in all caps... and it is changing it.. what the poo??

Embyr
10-11-2007, 08:02 PM
dagnabbit, how the hell am i supposed to work???? "HI, wanna buy a dance from Cute Girl w/ No Skin on Right Knee?? ;D

grah.... YES GO AS A NINJA! ... and tell them you're an invisi-pirate.

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:05 PM
dagnabbit, how the hell am i supposed to work???? "HI, wanna buy a dance from Cute Girl w/ No Skin on Right Knee?? ;D

grah.... YES GO AS A NINJA! ... and tell them you're an invisi-pirate.

"Hi, wanna buy a dance... I'll let you lick my knee" or alternatly "Hi, wanna buy a dance from this fast as broad? Danger is my middle name, and a dance with me is like a ride in the hot seat going down the fast lane" or perhaps "Hi, you wanna buy a dance? I promis I wont touch you with my knee. promise!"

TigersMilk
10-11-2007, 08:06 PM
"Get a dance dickhead or the knee will get you!" - jk

Embyr
10-11-2007, 08:09 PM
^^^^ HHAHAHH YES!!!!

"Mr. Custy, I have a pretty bad flesh-eating bacteria that's known to jump onto those unfriendly to its host. *pause* wanna dance???" ;D

G-Real
10-11-2007, 08:13 PM
Yet another french paper due Monday. I hope these aren't due every two weeks. Writing in French takes twice as long as in English. At least. Someone please come here and parler with me. :'(

Oh mon dieu!

je parle un peu francais

Embyr
10-11-2007, 08:15 PM
hehe moi aussi... tu as besoin d'aide avec quelque chose? Malheureusement j'ai oublie la plupart de la langue... (especialement la grammaire!!) mais je peux essayer.... ;D

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:16 PM
moi aussi! mai pas beaucoup... and I forget how to spell everything!!

Lady Jade
10-11-2007, 08:16 PM
I give up. I'm just destined to never ever sleep more than 2 hours at a time ever again...

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:17 PM
haha embyr, I heart you way way hard!!

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 08:18 PM
My cat thinks it's hilarious to jump on R's head when he's trying to sleep.

G-Real
10-11-2007, 08:18 PM
I'm 29, and I'm excited its lighitng out......I don't get it, maybe cuz it hasn't rained all summer...?

britt244
10-11-2007, 08:23 PM
i want a brownie.

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:23 PM
^^^^ like a little girl?? ew.

where has sc0101 been?

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 08:24 PM
She's been gone since June.

britt244
10-11-2007, 08:25 PM
^^^^ like a little girl?? ew.

haha shut up.. it took me a minute to figure out what you meant!

RoseWhite
10-11-2007, 08:25 PM
Roulette! You missed the big outing!

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=94117

Which leads right into:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=92283

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 08:27 PM
Here ya go Roulette:

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:28 PM
Big outting?? what happened?!?!

Also I just realized a whole section of my hair is unexplainably sticky... I think i might have spilled juice on myself. way. to. go. me.

RoseWhite
10-11-2007, 08:29 PM
^^I feel kinda dirty. :blush: (Refresh, Roulette. Brunette Goddess & I x-posted!)

BG, it's too funny that we posted the exact same threads. INSTANTANEOUSLY.

BrunetteGoddess
10-11-2007, 08:29 PM
Th second link is the actual outing.

RoseLeigh
10-11-2007, 08:40 PM
Yay! Je fais SW à parler le français!

I actually have to write 3 page essays now (3rd year college French-they want us to read and write-the nerve!), so I get the French (sorta, I have mon dictionnaire ici!) but now I have to sound vaguely intelligent writing about poems and books and things. Argh.

Embyr, si tu parles aux clients, ils ne remarqueront pas sa jambe, peut-être?

Embyr:"Voulez-vous danser avec moi?"
Custie: "Tish-that's french! You drive me wild." *hands over cash*

britt244
10-11-2007, 08:41 PM
i ate a skinny cow ice cream sandwich instead of a brownie. it was the only chocolate thing i had.

now i want a pizza lean pocket. what is with me being hungry so much?

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:43 PM
hmm. Interesting. We talked a good little bit via messaging, and honestly, I don't think I think she was a liar. Maybe it's egg on my face, but I believe her. I also know that shortly before she was approved her boyfriends parents found out she was dancing and were super concerned and wanted her out. She's send me pics, and pics by request. (like I asked what she looked like and she sent me a face shot, then we were talking about profiles or something and she sent me a profile pic that was taken durring the convo... So as far as I'm concerned she was def a real girl... She also seemed quite done with stripping in general, and going to a new and very good school she probably didn't want anyone to be able to trace her back to being a stripper... Not trying to stir anything up, but yeah... wow. too bad, I liked her.

Also, my jaw hurts.

PrettyCurlieQ
10-11-2007, 08:45 PM
So now my bf knows I've been dancing. Tonight, I was getting ready for work, and he's still being sweet and supportive. Then he says: "As long as you're not sucking someone's dick, do what you want." Is that sweet or smartass? I'm certain he means it from the bottom of his heart, and it's nice that he's not being a crazy jealous freak, but it sounded weird to me...

Roulette
10-11-2007, 08:50 PM
it sounds weird to me, but having a bf who isnt ok with me dancing that would have been awesome to hear. But then again - I dunno what the intonation was..

Lady Jade
10-11-2007, 08:50 PM
*sigh* Boy's mom is not doing so good and will probably go to hospice whenever she gets out of the hospital. He won't talk, he's just completely shut down, and I seriously need to vent so I can get some sleep.