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Sugar free jello in the strawberry orange flavor is soooooooooooooo good!!!
on another note, I got pooped on by a bird today. While I was out with a guy. It landed right on my fake nail, and I didn't even feel it. He pointed it out. I'm just glad I didn't run my fingers through my hair trying to be cute. That could have been messy.
AlexxaHex
05-16-2007, 01:47 AM
on another note, I got pooped on by a bird today. While I was out with a guy. It landed right on my fake nail, and I didn't even feel it. He pointed it out. I'm just glad I didn't run my fingers through my hair trying to be cute. That could have been messy.
I heard that if a bird poops on your hand, it's really good luck - if you believe in that sort of thing. I had it happen to me once and a few people told me that.
GenWar
05-16-2007, 05:02 AM
Why is it that my wife's redneck sister is my sister-in-law and her EXTREMELY redneck husband is my brother-in-law but their annoying redneck rugrat is my nephew? Couldn't we all agree on the concept of a nephew-in-law and get it over with? Please?
-gen
P.S. Apologies to any Rednecks. But chances are, even if you are a redneck, you have redneck relatives, so you know what I am talking about.
Callyish
05-16-2007, 05:19 AM
GenWar the amount of posting you've been doing on the pink side lately is scaring me :P
I kiss my biceps and I don't know why. I just love them so.
GenWar
05-16-2007, 01:39 PM
GenWar the amount of posting you've been doing on the pink side lately is scaring me :P
you and me both, lass.
Still, I was told the Lounge and Customer Conversation were both "ok". I also lurk in Music Mix and Club Chat. But I am leaving the rest alone, I swear.
`Sides, I LOVE this thread. So much ridiculously random crap goes through my head in a day...it is nice to have an outlet.
-gen
PrettyCurlieQ
05-16-2007, 01:43 PM
I HATE DRUGS! :(
Why am I so fucking stupid?!
unique420
05-16-2007, 02:07 PM
why is it that the only people that can make you feel like the shittiest parent ever, is your own parents?
why do kids use the word mom? why not just call them by their name?
wouldn't it be wierd if we all had tails like dogs and had to sniff each others' butts to figure out who each of us were? that would suck.
do animals not talk because they communicate telepathically?
I wonder if plants can feel you pick them and cook them.
I'm going to go eeat my food now.
krchab99
05-16-2007, 02:24 PM
god dam pms i am hungry like crazy at least I only buy health food so even though i am taken in more cals then normal its aleast comming from a healthy place.
cherryripeboyII
05-16-2007, 05:25 PM
A voice that grates like fingernails on a chalkboard...
OMG I did not think a voice like that could have been verbalized. It was the most painful thing I've ever heard. Agony, pure agony asking questions, drawing out the problem, and then facing a brick wall when I told here it could not be done....
Have any of you ever heard a voice like that?
Gah argh.
I now have no doubts why men would pay to hear a sexy voice...
Oh and that phone call went on and on for 40 minutes. I had to take a brake after that, and I don't take many breaks.
^^^ My mothers sounds like that when she yells. It's got that Fran drescher quality and even the new york accent. Luckily, it only comes out when she yells, and I'm not around much for that.
I've taken up smoking again. I don't even like the way it tastes or smells, but ever since my dad had his surgery, I just can't stop. Oh, but I wont buy a pack, I just smoke everyone elses.
Not only did I take up smoking, but I took up tanning in a bed too. I've only been a a handful of times in the last two months, but I used to be obsessive about skincare and sunscreen, and alwasy took my vitamins and ate the reccomended amount of fruit and veggies a day if not more. I even used to down green tea and no coffee.
Flash forward to late 2006 to now, I eat like crap, I smoke after quitting when I was 18 (23 now) and I started tanning (did that for a few months when I was 18 as well.) Why did I become so unhealthy.
I wonder if it's backlash from dating a pedophile. I used to be obsessed with looking very young when I was with him, even before I knew, becasue I'd always see him looking at the cute little teenaged girls. What is wrong with me?
redhothoney
05-16-2007, 09:30 PM
Why didn't I see that his family was CRAZY when I first met them?
I mean when I first met his brother he literally had just escaped bootcamp. WOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? move my man & my family somewhere else. My mom is afraid that his mom is going to kill me!!
Embyr
05-17-2007, 07:26 AM
i drove my car for the first time in nearly a week and it's making weird smelllllllz... i wannna sell it. :O
Rockette
05-17-2007, 10:30 AM
i drove my car for the first time in nearly a week and it's making weird smelllllllz... i wannna sell it. :O
Might be dust or pollen stuck in the vents. Its happened to my cars a bunch of times.
krchab99
05-17-2007, 11:41 AM
OMG i posted a few days ago about men never calling me or leaving a voice mail well here is a shit kicker lol Today my reg from the club calls to wish me luck on my pagent tonight. I have not seen him in a week he actully REMBERED. Dear god I almost fainted. No if only men in my real life would be like that.
My butthole itches. Maybe I have hemroids, maybe I have worms. Guess I'll call the doc. Tmi???
krchab99
05-17-2007, 11:56 AM
lol lol yes tmi fawn. But hey you made me laugh for the day :)
The random thread is the best thread on whole site :)
lol lol yes tmi fawn. But hey you made me laugh for the day :)
The random thread is the best thread on whole site :)
Glad to be of service:D
I just laughed so hard I snorted while reading krchab99's pm. There was no one here to share the moment with me.
Roulette
05-17-2007, 03:34 PM
I love this thread.
My one eye is really red and I thought i had pink eye but it doesnt itch or hurt. So I don't know.
I have to be at work at 7. I don't want to go. All I can think about is how much I dont feel like going.
My eye is all weepy, and I'm a little scared to wear eye makeup so I got some cheapo wet'n'wild mascara to use until I am sure it's not pink eye.
I dont even feel like putting shoes on. Blah.
miss marina
05-17-2007, 03:56 PM
i just found out the guy i was seeing is married. his wife let me know...
i just found out the guy i was seeing is married. his wife let me know...
How thoughtful. And to what third-world country has his penis been sent?
TigersMilk
05-17-2007, 04:29 PM
I'm going to see my best friend's graduation this weekend! I'm so happy for her!
GenWar
05-17-2007, 07:51 PM
"My longest relationship is three table dances in a row..."
David Spade, The Show Biz Show
TheSexKitten
05-17-2007, 08:48 PM
I'm such a shmuck. I can't pull myself to the gym anymore....
D:
I'm such a shmuck. I can't pull myself to the gym anymore....
D:
Tough. I gave you exercises you can do at home. No excuses. :bullwhip:
TheSexKitten
05-17-2007, 08:53 PM
:party:
Yay! I have a cyber trainer!
*scoots off to do naked squats, deadlifts, and kickbacks*
BalletBaby
05-17-2007, 08:55 PM
My eyes have been hurting really bad for over a week. Like when I go outside I can't open them because the sun is too bright. And then I try and force them open and they roll to the back. They're both pink and the right one really burns. I can't wait for my eye appointment tommorrow.
I drove over 15 hours between Tuesday and Thursday.
Next time I work in New Orleans I'm booking a hotel there.
I'm really tired. But I don't wanna go to bed.
:party:
Yay! I have a cyber trainer!
*scoots off to do naked squats, deadlifts, and kickbacks*
*waits patiently for photos... to, uh, observe progress and form (NOTHING PERVY, DAMMIT)*
Chicagoeditor
05-18-2007, 06:51 AM
I hate filling out expense reports. I always neglect to include a few things--cabs, mostly, and sometimes entire meals--and so end up loosing money on each and every trip.
cameron_keys
05-18-2007, 07:45 AM
I really need to get out of this feeling-sorry-for-myself-want-to-curl-up-in-bed-all-day-and-eat-chips mood. It's gone on for way too long this time...
Chicagoeditor
05-18-2007, 08:46 AM
Seeing "Hot Fuzz" tonight. That is the extent of my weekend social life at the moment.
I got quoted on crytonomic.com. I don't know why this has me smiling so much, not like it was a big accomplishment, the post was actually kind of gross.
krchab99
05-18-2007, 10:18 AM
I did my pagent last night it was a great experince. why of why did i touch my titty though i thought it popped out on stage.
BmiWMT14
05-18-2007, 11:00 AM
I cant wait to see Shreck 3 tommorow
BalletBaby
05-18-2007, 11:44 AM
So I probably have an eye infection. Bleh. I have to put drops in three times a day and can't wear my contacts for a week. Maybe I'll get another pair of glasses. Those Dior ones were really cute...
TheSexKitten
05-18-2007, 11:59 AM
BLLLLLAAARG
SW won't release me from its clutches!
I have dishes to do, dammit!
TheSexKitten
05-18-2007, 01:00 PM
ZOMG
So I was changing to go to the gym, and my top was off. I saw myself in my mirror and was like "damn!" So I was doing poses in my mirror and playing with my boobs and dancing around when I turn around and there some dude outside! (My window blinds are cracked open and facing the condo pathway but no one everrrr walks around out there) Did he see me? I may never know.
But that was embarassing nonetheless.
I think I'll close my blinds when I do that from now on! ;D
BalletBaby
05-18-2007, 01:32 PM
You know when you have a song stuck in your head and can't for the life of you figure out what it's called or who the artist is? And then you find the song? That feels good;D
Roulette
05-18-2007, 02:38 PM
I want a hot fudge sunday with lots of different types or ice cream, pizza w/basil, black olives, roasted garlic, mushrooms and onions, I also want some quorn chicken nuggets. Too bad I don't eat any of those.
I want these sneezes to fucking stop. I'm getting a headache!
Work was rough last night. I got home at 6 and my body hurts. On the metro home this morning I wanted to play on the poles but there were people sitting too close and I didn't feel like dealing with their looks. I think it's funny getting on the metro to go home from work when everyone else has just gotten up. suckers! then again 5pm is not the ideal time to wake up. maybe I'm the sucker.
AlexxaHex
05-20-2007, 12:02 AM
I have a cold. I'm not happy about it.
TheSexKitten
05-20-2007, 12:28 AM
My friend's girlfriend is a crazy bitch and she threw a huge tantrum at my house the other day. She won't be invited over again.
I don't understand why he's tying himself to this drama queen (they're both only 19!) when they don't even have good sex.
:no:
TigersMilk
05-20-2007, 12:32 AM
I got quoted on crytonomic.com. I don't know why this has me smiling so much, not like it was a big accomplishment, the post was actually kind of gross.
That was funny as hell. I read it. ;D;D
My so called "friend " here is an amazing psycho. How amazing one might ask? amazing enough that she has the ability to think people owe her shit in life.this fucking cunt doesn't deserve to breathe sometimes. Not only does she talk shit about me as soon as my back is turned, and also join in on the shit talking that others do. But she has the fucking NERVE to LIE about it.
God I want to cry sometimes at how stupid and how naive I can be.
OH and why did her drunk pyscho ex send some weird coded mesg to me then forward it to other people when I responded back " yah hilarious "...because it was fucking stupid.
GOD ..Okay I feel better
Oh and my nudes are leaked onto some scene board. so that's always awesome
Callyish
05-20-2007, 01:12 AM
I wish my boy would call me and at least tell me if hes okay...
Then I can bitch him out and break it off with him ... asshole.
I am now officially lesbian... im done with penis.
^ Im done with humans. I think im going to go with plastic and rubber only. People in general are horrid. lol penis or vagina
Chicagoeditor
05-20-2007, 05:24 AM
Today marks 6 months since I saw her. (Okay, there was that street sighting about a month ago, when we both, thankfully, pretended not to notice each other.)
I missed her horribly, day and night, for 3 months. Now I wonder what all the fuss was about, and my strongest emotion is plain embarrassment about how I behaved.
cherryripeboyII
05-20-2007, 06:26 AM
^ Im done with humans. I think im going to go with plastic and rubber only. People in general are horrid. lol penis or vagina
There are times more often than not these days, that I agree with you 100%....