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kaiarose
10-16-2007, 04:00 PM
Umm... I don't know where else to post this, because it is TOTALLY random.... but I felt it had to be shared. My friend just posted this on my sportbike forum. This is a killer whale... penis....

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u272/TheSauce_69/04oct9-killer-whale-penis.jpg



Wow! And I thought horse's penis' were huge!!! Did you know a whale's penis is called a "dork"? Why do I know all this about animal penises??? :-[

TigersMilk
10-16-2007, 04:11 PM
Thats it I want to upgrade my tattoo! Hopefully before surgery..its going to be so much cooler!

hardkandee
10-16-2007, 04:41 PM
I found a gorgeous new apartment. I hope I'm not too trigger happy and actually think it through before signing a lease.

I get to see Mickey Avalon tonight! I'm so damn excited.

Lady Jade
10-16-2007, 05:09 PM
I :heartbeat the girls at my office. They put together a basket of snacks for me and boy because they're afraid we're too upset to take care of ourselves. And they made a donation to the American Cancer Society for us. They are too sweet to us.

Sh0t
10-16-2007, 05:22 PM
I need some head and some soup.

Callyish
10-16-2007, 05:24 PM
The count down is on till the boy comes to BC!!! HES COMING TO SEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!! WAHOOOOOOO!!! I can't wait :D

26 more days w00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yekhefah
10-16-2007, 05:25 PM
I need some head and some soup.

Soup with heads!

http://open.neurostechnology.com/files/fish_head_soup_small.JPG

SarahSynn
10-16-2007, 05:26 PM
LoL That is disturbing, Yek.

Sh0t
10-16-2007, 05:27 PM
That might do!

No, I prefer chicken noodle and to be caressed.

I'll just wait for the next pic

Callyish
10-16-2007, 05:27 PM
Why is the fishhead song in my head now?

Alaska
10-16-2007, 05:35 PM
mmmmmm I gave the best head this morning. and last nite. and always. and forever.

tho i'm conviced it's exactly ONE TRILLION x's better for women when done right like 2day and last nite and every single time.

despite the knock down drag out fights (how literal) we <3 each other('s sex parts)

Embyr
10-16-2007, 05:49 PM
I need some head and some soup.

+1... make that Dick and Joe. I mean... sex and coffee. ;D

Yekhefah
10-16-2007, 06:17 PM
I have had so much sex in the last 24 hours that my poor battered pussy is in pain and it hurts to sit down. And I still want more sex. Phooey. Guess we will have to have some head.

I'm making tofu chili and K wanted to add little pieces of steak so we did. It smells better than an orgasm and I can't wait to eat it... stupid simmering. How come I gotta wait on shit to COOK??

RoseLeigh
10-16-2007, 06:22 PM
i just want to say that i really like you. :) seriously, all your posts are so awesome lately.


Me? But I've just been bitching about stuff! I'm glad I come across awesome in posts. Thanks!

PaigeDWinter
10-16-2007, 06:39 PM
I get to see my dad next month! I'm so excited!!! w00tah! I've never been to Illinois. Imma freeze my ass off, huh?

Blade
10-16-2007, 06:42 PM
life sucks, but i'm not in as much pain as I was yesterday so thats good. I finally fell asleep last night at a decent time and slept all day today too.
I have to get glasses...bifocals to be exact, god damn it sucks gettin old!

Sh0t
10-16-2007, 06:43 PM
Blade, what's good my dude?

Sorry to hear you're in pain brother, but yea, you are old.

RoseWhite
10-16-2007, 06:52 PM
Blade, you'll look sexy in glasses, I promise. You can play Disciplinarian Professor now!

ArmySGT.
10-16-2007, 06:53 PM
Modern Marvels
High Tech Sex
034 HISTORY
2002 | TV14 | 60 mins | [Closed Captioned]
Tue, Oct 16, 9:00p - 10:00p
Aphrodisiacs; cybersex; contraception devices; erotic devices.
(Repeat. Orig. air date: 10/30/2002)




Educational TV }:D

RoseWhite
10-16-2007, 06:56 PM
I have had so much sex in the last 24 hours that my poor battered pussy is in pain and it hurts to sit down. And I still want more sex. Phooey. Guess we will have to have some head.

I'm making tofu chili and K wanted to add little pieces of steak so we did. It smells better than an orgasm and I can't wait to eat it... stupid simmering. How come I gotta wait on shit to COOK??

I'm impatient tooooo . . . But wait you must. In fact, things like chili are especially good the NEXT DAY. O yea.

STEAK, though? STEAK??? :faint:

;)


And hey - glad you got such a good rootin'!!! You deserve it after a tough trip (hope it went well).

Yekhefah
10-16-2007, 07:05 PM
The trip was complicated. There were good bits and bad bits. It would be a lot to get into.

I had your reaction to the steak but it turned out to be pretty good... though I wouldn't have missed it either way. It didn't contribute much but it didn't detract either. I will definitely be making this chili again and we both agree that the steak won't be necessary next time. ;)

AlexxaHex
10-16-2007, 07:56 PM
Yay! We're going home for X-mas! I mean, I hate snow and I pretty much hate X-mas too but I really want everyone to see the baby.

Danielle_
10-16-2007, 08:11 PM
I need some head and some soup.

simultaneously?

Embyr
10-16-2007, 08:12 PM
Yay! We're going home for X-mas! I mean, I hate snow and I pretty much hate X-mas too but I really want everyone to see the baby.

???!!!! ME TOO!!!!!! are we going to around near the same place????

Sh0t
10-16-2007, 09:20 PM
simultaneously?

Only if the girl wants soup to spill on her head.

Still waiting for somebody to offer soup.
Sloppy joes are acceptable if soup is not available.

AlexxaHex
10-16-2007, 09:37 PM
???!!!! ME TOO!!!!!! are we going to around near the same place????
Yep! What a strange coincidence! What days will you be there?

Embyr
10-16-2007, 09:39 PM
26-28! You? I promised some chick I'd work her christmas shift if she'd cover my trackday.

AlexxaHex
10-16-2007, 09:41 PM
21st - 30th I think...my aunt is completely overjoyed that we even considered coming home and bought our tickets! Otherwise it would be unbelievably expensive.

Embyr
10-16-2007, 09:50 PM
heheh my parents bought mine too! ;D that can be my 'christmas present,' fine w/ me! i'm gonna make my little sister drive me around and show her how to spin on ice in the parking lot!!! BUWAHAHAHAH!!!!! they don't do THAT in california!!!!

i bet your family will be soook stoked to see Kembra! the new baby!!!

my family is going through pet withdrawal or something... this is the family that owned a relative menagerie for years (birds, hamsters, my mouse, a horse, dogs, etc... these days all that's left is my sister's mentally retarded greyhound that throws up in people's laps and the horse she leases....) uhh... so the entire family has fallen in love with my uber-human-like rat; they were cALLING AIRLINES to see who would fly the RAT back with me!! hahahahaa of course, none would, all they fly is cats/dogs... but... wow....

MrChristopher
10-16-2007, 10:42 PM
^One of my friends smuggled a rat through in his pants. Don't ask me how, but he did it. I suppose it would be a bit more obvious on a girl. You can't just get one of those small airline approved cages and stick him under your seat? I've seen someone with a parakeet, a ferret, and a chinchilla in one of those. (Obviously, not all at once)

Budai
10-16-2007, 10:49 PM
^One of my friends smuggled a rat through in his pants. Don't ask me how, but he did it.
Maybe he used plenty of dick cheese? :-\

Embyr
10-16-2007, 10:51 PM
^^ I SWEar I just choked on my diet dr. pepper reading that/ ;D (the "not all at once" comment.)

umm... wasn't there a thread a while back from a girl with a CR customer who had a mouse... or a rat... in his pants?? and we all made "Lenny" comments.. ahhh, good times on stripperweb. :D I asked about small cages under the seat, but that wasn't happening. too bad. Ratty would love it!!! He totally chills in my purse, too! I take him around and he peeks out and just watches the scenery... he's a whore for food and attention... maybe I'll see if I can bribe the airline people. hmmm.... If a noisy parakeet gets on, a rat can totally get on, right?? (*BTW... off-topic... mr. C- I've been racking my brain for weeks trying to picture you on a bike, and i can't do it! are you a sportbike guy, a cruiser guy, a sport-touring guy, a harley guy... i haven't forgotten about you! help me out?)


Maybe he used plenty of dick cheese? :-\

HHAHAHHAHA Have you ever seen the movie Nine Dead Queens... or something like that?>?

iambonbon05
10-16-2007, 11:02 PM
Whoa. I just had one beer and I feel a little silly. I don't know if I'm actually that much of a lightweight or if I just want to be drunk so badly that I'm tricking myself.

Well, I can still type ok...

MrChristopher
10-16-2007, 11:10 PM
-The parakeet wasn't noisy at all, I only noticed as we were getting off. Still, maybe rules have changed. That was awhile ago.

-Me and a bike? I wear the engineer boots and look the part of a Harley guy, I guess. I don;t have the extra money, and the few times I have ridden a friend's I have almost died. I love the idea of it, but...yeah. I'd rather get my teeth fixed or go on an amazing month long vacation then just pay for the opportunity to be someone's hood ornament. People always ask me if I have a bike though. No disrespect intended.

-Man, I love wine.

-Crunchy peanut butter has been making me happy all week. On a spoon, from the jar.

Embyr
10-16-2007, 11:15 PM
-The parakeet wasn't noisy at all, I only noticed as we were getting off. Still, maybe rules have changed. That was awhile ago.

-Me and a bike? I wear the engineer boots and look the part of a Harley guy, I guess.

oh, i didn't mean the bird WAS noisy, simply that birds have the potential, whereas rats are pretty quiet. obviously the owner knew his little guy was well-behaved. ;) and thank you- i just meant for the moto-thread- (i know it's only of silly consequence to me... but i didn't want to leave you out. that's all.)

britt244
10-16-2007, 11:22 PM
Me? But I've just been bitching about stuff! I'm glad I come across awesome in posts. Thanks!

no way. youve been giving me some good advice and support and that is awesome :) and i bitch a lot too haha so maybe i just dont notice when you do!

i am so tired. why am i still up? my presentation is in the morning. 75 minutes of hell. but then i get a break for a while thank god.

oh ps in case no one knows it i <3 when guys come in to my club and tell me they "know about strippers, all the ins and outs" because they used to date one. i mean, this guy followed her home once! that never happens except at strip clubs! and and and.. wait for it.. he wrote his masters thesis on strippers and alcohol. he wasn't too pleased when i told him he was not being unique and creative but in fact invasive and flat out stupid.

Callyish
10-16-2007, 11:22 PM
So tired... want to sleep... must go tip stupid DJ... bah...

Okay hes not a stupid DJ, hes actually tons of fun but still I don't wanna walk back to the club to take him money *grumble*

MrChristopher
10-16-2007, 11:23 PM
^I know what you meant it for, and I didn't feel left out. Thanks for thinking of me, though.

I shall now kill this giant bottle of wine, eat something awful for me, and fall asleep on the couch watching something crap on tv. Yes indeed. God bless america.

sxybrat07
10-16-2007, 11:35 PM
I just finished my rough draft for my Spanish paper. I think it sucks. Boo for writing in other languages. Boo for comparison essays. And boo for the lack of alcohol in my bloodstream.

AlexxaHex
10-16-2007, 11:39 PM
RE: Embyr (my SW quick reply was all screwy):

Oh no! Who's gonna take care of Rattie? I so would if I wasn't insanely allergic and if well...I was gonna be here! lol

We are going to have to ask a neighbor to feed the kitties. I will really miss them, but I can deal with it to EAT SOME SERIOUS FOOD. I hate the food in Cali, except for the sushi, which I can also get back home. But you best believe I'm eating chicken wings, pizza, and almost every kind of deep fried meat that makes 70% of Buffalo fall into the "grossly overweight" category. That and the Indian food. The best I've found here is in Orange county and that even sucks. But back home has some killer awesome restaurants.

We are going to rent a car, I think. There is no way I can not go out and show Jess all the landmark spots of where I grew up. And maybe if Peanut is sitting up by herself by then, we can go sledding! She is gonna love the snow!

PaigeDWinter
10-16-2007, 11:40 PM
I want pie.

Embyr
10-16-2007, 11:57 PM
oh HELL yeah indian food... omg... for some reason rochester's indian food is so much better than cali! why, i have no idea. maybe they put nostalgia in w/ the curry. ;D All I can say is... WEGMANS!! WEGMANS!! WEGMANS!! :P (and a girl from my club, another rat-lover, is watching him.) ;) I can't wait to see snow! and yet I'm so glad it'll only be two days. Yeah... we've gotten spoiled, huh? :P

Lysondra
10-17-2007, 12:05 AM
I am on stripperweb in a car! Wooooo. Laptops and wireless. sweet.

Callyish
10-17-2007, 12:09 AM
I work with weird people... this is easily the weirdest clubs i've ever worked in lol.

BalletBaby
10-17-2007, 12:12 AM
I have a French test tomorrow that I haven't studied for. FUCK. That's what I get for taking a long fall break.

I tasted cum for the first time! Go me!

I lost count of how many orgasms I had this weekend...

I also bought my first porn and a bunch of fun sex stuff! And a hot little purple outfit for game day. And I saw my friends that I haven't seen for for-ev-er.

BalletBaby
10-17-2007, 12:16 AM
I also got a speeding ticket on my way to go to court for a speeding ticket. Fuckity fuck fuck. Is 78 in a 70 zone really speeding?

BrunetteGoddess
10-17-2007, 12:30 AM
LOL Cam.

It wasn't too bad....

$95 for title and registration
$27 for license.

But in AZ it would be:

$29 for T & R
$8 for DL.

Plus I still need to get my car smogged, and since Cali is so strict, I got a bottle of Guaranteed 2 Pass cleaner to run through my car. Oh, and instead of $12.95 for emissions, it'll cost me $50! Jaysus criist! I miss Arizona *whine*

But I DID pass my written DL test, which is all I needed to do, so I am officially a licensed California driver! ;D I'm so proud.

Seriously, I have a car worth about $500 and it's 14 years old and I STILL had to pay $95. R's car is a 95 and is worth about $600 and he has to pay $151! I'd be afraid to drive anything but a beater here in fear of the astronomical fees!

Callyish
10-17-2007, 12:37 AM
Weeeeeeeeeee pain killers making me loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! Yay for pain killers!!! Yay for having a stuffed up shoulder and icky fluid build up on my knee!!!

AlexxaHex
10-17-2007, 12:47 AM
oh HELL yeah indian food... omg... for some reason rochester's indian food is so much better than cali! why, i have no idea. maybe they put nostalgia in w/ the curry. ;D All I can say is... WEGMANS!! WEGMANS!! WEGMANS!! :P (and a girl from my club, another rat-lover, is watching him.) ;) I can't wait to see snow! and yet I'm so glad it'll only be two days. Yeah... we've gotten spoiled, huh? :P

OMG WEGMANS! You know, I still have my Wegmans card on my keychain. MMhmmm. I'll probably never take it off.
Indian food in WNY is much better than in Cali. I have no idea why. I think there is a large Indian population in NYC as well as Toronto so maybe that would contribute to it?

velvet
10-17-2007, 12:59 AM
i text djoser to tell him about his birthday thread..........
no response...
hopefully that means he is having a great time.