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Paintbaby
05-20-2007, 01:03 PM
I miss the sonofabitch. I hope he misses me too.
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 02:19 PM
Orgy scenes are annoying.
MrChristopher
05-20-2007, 03:14 PM
our only working vehicle went kablooey yesterday. The transmission is dead. There's a huge puddle of fluids underneath it after I got it towed back here at 430 this morning. Whee. So, tomorrow begins the quest for new car. I don't have to work until Wednesday so hopefully something will pan out before then.
There's a sink full of dishes and the house is generally trashed and it's annoying but I don't feel like cleaning.
I just ordered pizzas online. Genius.
TigersMilk
05-20-2007, 03:19 PM
I like to make up songs and sing them to myself.
Im having a fat day today.
Djoser
05-20-2007, 03:27 PM
Orgy scenes are annoying.
Yes, they are--they always show the wrong people from the wrong angles, instead of the hot ones doing what you want them to do. I haven't watched one in years, but I was always like "STOP! Go back! No, not her, the cute one, dammit!!" Then you fast forward and it goes right past the short bit when they do show the hot one again, lol. And unless it's an all-girl orgy, you have to look at even more hairy testicles and manasses slamming away, ogrish faces grunting and grimacing, instead of the women. The guys in porn are the last thing I want to see, and there's way too many of them in orgy scenes.
Oh, I just realized you might be referring to acting in them, lol! How is that annoying? Tell us, if you feel so inclined...
Sorry about your car trouble, Mr.C. God knows I have been through enough of that shit over the years.
I am beginning to hate my club, even if in some ways it is the best one I have ever worked in, and certainly the most profitable. The booth is in the worst location imaginable up by the front fucking door, isolating me from everyone. I can barely see the stage at all, unless I look in the fucking mirrors or go to the end of the booth away from the equipment, which is in the fucking corner facing away from everything.
And there are backstabbing snitches running around in there. I should be fearless as I am busting my ass, and haven't laid a hand on any of the dancers, gotten drunk at work, done drugs there, etc., etc.
But someone has been running their mouth(s) about me anyway, I found out--probably because I didn't listen to them trying to tell me how to do my job, which the entire club was trying to do the first six months I was there. The other DJ is a great guy, knows I am doing a good job, and we get along really well, but we hardly ever talk.
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 03:46 PM
Yes, they are--they always show the wrong people from the wrong angles, instead of the hot ones doing what you want them to do. I haven't watched one in years, but I was always like "STOP! Go back! No, not her, the cute one, dammit!!" Then you fast forward and it goes right past the short bit when they do show the hot one again, lol. And unless it's an all-girl orgy, you have to look at even more hairy testicles and manasses slamming away, ogrish faces grunting and grimacing, instead of the women. The guys in porn are the last thing I want to see, and there's way too many of them in orgy scenes.
Oh, I just realized you might be referring to acting in them, lol! How is that annoying? Tell us, if you feel so inclined...
OMG..that just made me laugh SO freaking hard!! Yes, I was referring to acting in them. Trying to co-ordinate 20+ people is next to impossible, esp when you add in a director who spends 4-5 hours doing god-knows-what while everyone sits around waiting and staring at the wall....alcohol on set(so that by the time we actually start shooting half of the talent is wasted....just makes it so much harder to get things done)...not to mention the unbelievable body heat generated by that many people under hot-as-fuck(pun completely intended!) lights,ect...etc...etc..... A shoot that should have lasted about 3 hours lasted almost 11 hours. Ugh....
But someone has been running their mouth(s) about me anyway, I found out--probably because I didn't listen to them trying to tell me how to do my job,
That sucks....but it is a HUGE reason why I quit that club...it got to the point where I couldnt take it anymore. The person talking smack about you...is it who I am thinking it is? (the girl we have discussed before that I told you I had issues with when i was there?). Pm me if you dont want to say here....
Though take heart that if it does become unbearable there...I'm certain Marty would give you a job. And there are CONSIDERABLY less issues at that club.
Djoser
05-20-2007, 03:52 PM
That sucks....but it is a HUGE reason why I quit that club...it got to the point where I couldnt take it anymore. The person talking smack about you...is it who I am thinking it is? (the girl we have discussed before that I told you I had issues with when i was there?). Pm me if you dont want to say here....
Though take heart that if it does become unbearable there...I'm certain Marty would give you a job. And there are CONSIDERABLY less issues at that club.
No, she now is tipping me really well and acting very nice. I think she has a little thing for me, actually, though it didn't stop her from acting nasty when she didn't get her way that time, lol! It may have been her but I think there is someone else, too. The snapping fingers guy, lol...
cameron_keys
05-20-2007, 04:04 PM
No, she now is tipping me really well and acting very nice. I think she has a little thing for me, actually, though it didn't stop her from acting nasty when she didn't get her way that time, lol! It may have been her but I think there is someone else, too. The snapping fingers guy, lol...
LOL...DAMN SNAP NAZI!!!! God I hated him!
Roulette
05-20-2007, 10:30 PM
I wish my boy would call me and at least tell me if hes okay...
Then I can bitch him out and break it off with him ... asshole.
I am now officially lesbian... im done with penis.
:iloveyou:
I hate Cingular for not having service here. I hate hearing the thingy go off telling me I have a voicemail when the phone never rang.
Classes start tomorrow. I have excited and nervous. Le blah.
I think I might be falling in love with my boyfriend. Not cool.
MrChristopher
05-20-2007, 11:01 PM
-I finally got around to watching "Pan's Labyrinth", and I really liked it. That part where the Captain smashed the guy's nose in with the bottle though, holy SHIT. The Pale Man guy was creepy enough to begin with, but when he got up and starting walking and he has icky little stick legs, yick. Good story, though, and beautiful visuals. If it wasn't for some of the rather graphic violence it could almost be a kid's movie.
-I don't feel like going and looking around at cars tomorrow. I want one to just magically appear in the garage or something. Car salesmen annoy me.
I need motivation to go and work out in the morning. It has been a loooong time, and my ass is starting to jiggle a bit more than I like. Feel free to pm me and act like a drill sargent, I know I will try to avoid the gym and get on here first thing.
GenWar
05-21-2007, 09:03 AM
-I don't feel like going and looking around at cars tomorrow. I want one to just magically appear in the garage or something. Car salesmen annoy me.
Dude. I am so there with you. I have been shopping for a week. Here's what I'm dealing with...
"Marty" @ The Cadillac Dealer - First, he left us in the lot for 20 minutes. Then, when he came out, he assumed we couldn't afford a cadillac. Then, he made me RIDE for the first part of the test drive. Finally, after seeing my trade, he randomly started pushing an Escalade, because "you look like guys who would like an Escalade." I think that was a veiled attempt to inform us that we are, in fact, well-to-do minorities. We knew that already.
"Matt" @ The Mazda Dealer - Only helped us after he made us witness an argument between him and his manager about how it wasn't his turn to help the next customer. Showed us a "program car" which was dirty and smelled. Then tried to talk us into a cheaper, smaller vehicle because he personally drove one and felt they were better than the larger model we requested.
"Bob" @ The Saturn Dealer - Bob was my best friend. Well, he actually wasn't, except that no one told him that. He did a great job but he did it very very slowly. Just considering the Saturn took 2 hours, I shit you not. HE has since called twice to follow up, despite the fact that I told him no decision would be made until this week.
"Doc" @ The Chrysler Dealer - Doc didn't do too bad, except that he did give the impression I was interrupting whatever he was doing. The only thing annoying about him is that I told him my deal breaker features and he let me do a test drive and fall in love BEFORE he told me one of them wasn't available. THAT pissed me off.
"Santiago" @ The Buick Dealer - I called ahead because the buick I might want is rare. I was told to ask for one guy. That guy was not the guy I talked to and had no idea who I was. I was then pawned off on 2 other guys before Santiago took me out. Santiago was a good salesman...he listened to what was important to me and played up those features. However, he had no answers or ideas for his inability to meet some of my deal breaker features. (Is Leather too much to ask on a $45,000 "luxury" vehicle?)
"Maryna" @ The Nissan Dealer - Maryna was an attractive Eastern European lady with a thick accent, which I found very sexy. Unfortunately, she was DESPERATE to sell a vehicle. It never works when the sales person is TOO desperate to move product. :-\
Anyway, I am going with the Mazda...just not from Matt. :) I am also discontinuing my practice of using a car salesman/stripper comparative analogy.
Wow...that was long. and Random. Hey, at least I am on topic. I love this thread.
-gen
Chicagoeditor
05-21-2007, 10:56 AM
Hell. A day ago the lap pool at the new gym was closed by the city's board of health. Yuck! And I was going to swim tonight. I'll call this afternoon and check the status. Whatever they do, I hope they don't reset to the typical "oh-my-god-this-is-C-C-COLD" water temperature typical of lap pools. As a newbie lap swimmer, I like the water a bit warm.
Roulette
05-21-2007, 11:46 AM
I think I'm going to see The Bravery on the 7th. The 2007 US Air Guitar Championship is going to be in town and I will not be able to go. Lame. http://usairguitar.com/
I missed my first class today because the buses suck balls. lame!!!
Paintbaby
05-21-2007, 11:55 AM
I seem to be eating more hot sauce these days. Unusual, since I don't really care for spicy food.
GenWar
05-21-2007, 12:51 PM
Why are my ethics so cheaply had?
MrChristopher
05-21-2007, 01:51 PM
-We looked at a few today, just did the breezeby on a few lots. We didn't end up getting the rental until almost noon which only left a short window of time before kidlets got home from school. So we looked some more online, found a few good deals, and made some calls. Turns out the guy that we're meeting tomorrow at 1030 is my son's friend's dad. So hopefully that'll give a little extra bargaining power. I'm gonna make some salmon for dinner and then the wife and I are off to the city to see Johnette Napolitano.
GenWar-Don't feel bad. My ethics are remarkably situational, in most cases. I used to attempt to deny it.
I need a washer/dryer so bad. Fuck the laundromat. Fuck it up its tight, smelly, linty ass.
Lady Jade
05-21-2007, 04:03 PM
I need a washer/dryer so bad. Fuck the laundromat. Fuck it up its tight, smelly, linty ass.
Come live with me. The laundry room is directly beneath my apartment!
Come live with me. The laundry room is directly beneath my apartment!
Will you still love me after you see me washing my delicates? I get very fussy.
Lady Jade
05-21-2007, 04:11 PM
Will you still love me after you see me washing my delicates? I get very fussy.
Only if you'll still love me after you see me wash mine. I just throw them in the machine! LOL
Callyish
05-21-2007, 04:30 PM
How come when I tried to quit smoking I ended up smoking more?
Lady Jade
05-21-2007, 04:31 PM
How come when I tried to quit smoking I ended up smoking more?
Because you are addicted. Now hush up, and pass me a lighter! :P
cherryripeboyII
05-21-2007, 05:04 PM
Lamb from NZ is really nice, even when it is imported over to the USA.
AlexxaHex
05-21-2007, 07:43 PM
GenWar is making me think I should become a car salesperson. Seems like the competition ain't all that bad!
TheSexKitten
05-21-2007, 07:52 PM
tight, smelly, linty ass.
Wiatch why you talkin about me?! >:(
cherryripeboyII
05-21-2007, 07:56 PM
I had the strangest dream last night, A sexy girl coerced me into her room, convinced me to strip, threw all my clothing out a window then locked me out of her room, until I ran up and down the halls of the apartment building (or hotel) 10 times, screaming I'm too sexy (or something, like but I don't need ice). Then she let me back in, gave me some boxers; later on and fully clothed we went out for Dim Sum.
What a weird dream.
On and earlier in the dream before the hotel I bought or at least helped her Pooka pick up a bed and some stuff from Ikea.
Then I talked to Paige about magic :shrug:
And then the hotel thing happened.... no Pooka and Paige were not involved.
Oh and I woke to the sounds of children's music... in my head.
Wiatch why you talkin about me?! >:(
Shouldn't you be exercising? :devil:
TheSexKitten
05-21-2007, 08:41 PM
I went to the gym yesterday and messed up my hamstring. :(
I was trying to do deadlifts and squats and stuff and I screwed up so I'm resting my legs today. I'll drop and give you 20 though!!
Callyish
05-21-2007, 10:42 PM
I went to the gym yesterday and messed up my hamstring. :(
I was trying to do deadlifts and squats and stuff and I screwed up so I'm resting my legs today. I'll drop and give you 20 though!!
We both have messed up hamstrings!!! *hands you an ice pack so we can be icing and injured together*
TheSexKitten
05-21-2007, 11:52 PM
*Thanks Cally for the ice pack, then lights up a blunt and passes it to her*
Fair trade! Now we'll definitely feel better. ;D
Callyish
05-21-2007, 11:55 PM
*Thanks Cally for the ice pack, then lights up a blunt and passes it to her*
Fair trade! Now we'll definitely feel better. ;D
w00t!! *puff puff passes then rolls another d00bie*
Embyr
05-22-2007, 04:23 AM
*munchies munchies....*
umm, my rat just ate pistachio ice cream???? :O :O :O
...weird...
i missed heroes!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *whine* i wanna know what happens!!!!
GenWar
05-22-2007, 05:51 AM
^ZOMG!
It was awesome.
I laughed. I cried. I'm dying for fall. (No...literally on all three. Not being sarcastic.)
Can't you watch it online? If not, I can burn it to DVD for ya. ;)
-gen
P.S. Can't blame you for missing it. I mean...how often do we get to see the Yankees winning, lately?
BmiWMT14
05-22-2007, 07:18 AM
Waking up with a headach sucks
Chicagoeditor
05-22-2007, 07:28 AM
A sexy girl coerced me into her room, convinced me to strip, threw all my clothing out a window then locked me out of her room, until I ran up and down the halls of the apartment building (or hotel) 10 times, screaming I'm too sexy (or something, like but I don't need ice). Then she let me back in, gave me some boxers; later on and fully clothed we went out for Dim Sum.
This exact same thing happened to me, except we went out for sushi, not Dim Sum. :D
Chicagoeditor
05-22-2007, 07:32 AM
Speaking of dreams. ...
A night ago I had a very vivid dream in which I was putting up a tent [keep your Freudian mouths shut!] and the tent became this enormous, airy, bone white tower, with lofty stairs and dozens of white ballons floating up to the ceiling, which was at least three or four stories above my head. I don't remember much after that. The dream "feel" was good, however.
I went to the gym yesterday and messed up my hamstring. :(
I was trying to do deadlifts and squats and stuff and I screwed up so I'm resting my legs today. I'll drop and give you 20 though!!
Dammit, woman! Stretching, warmups, and good form! No more injuries.
As your virtual trainer, I recommend rest, ice, compression, elevation.
sassysummer
05-22-2007, 10:13 AM
i gotta pee
and i'm hungry, i think i'll have some cereal
Embyr
05-22-2007, 10:14 AM
^ZOMG!
It was awesome.
I laughed. I cried. I'm dying for fall. (No...literally on all three. Not being sarcastic.)
Can't you watch it online? If not, I can burn it to DVD for ya. ;)
-gen
P.S. Can't blame you for missing it. I mean...how often do we get to see the Yankees winning, lately?
I can't watch it online because for some weird reason episode 23 won't play for me.... I have no tv so I got hooked on heroes because 1.) it reminds me of x-men goodness and 2.) I CAN watch it online w/ the nbc full episode player.... except it is having problems right now... grrrr... so if ya REAllY wanna burn it for me... :D
hehhee naw, I will find a way.
"Life will find a way...." i'm such a dork.
TheSexKitten
05-22-2007, 10:20 AM
I think I better start watching heroes...
TigersMilk
05-22-2007, 11:02 AM
My DVR is being dumb and wont let me access the recorded menu. GRRRR. I want my heroes! I wanna see if they saved the world. I hear there is a guy worse than Syler coming next season.
^^Me thinks you better start watching heroes too. Milo *sigh*
btw...my neighbors kid is annoying. He bangs on his iron screen door in the morning so it can bother the shit outta me. I wonder if it would be rude to tell them to keep their kid from doing that?
Roulette
05-22-2007, 11:10 AM
my veggies are not so great, a little too.... vinigary I have been eating a lot of starchy food this past week and need to get back into the just veggies and fruit... uhm and working out.
I hate Wal Mart and Clear Channel. Uhm, and lots of other things.
Cally, why did you make a new account? I am confused.
Are the girls in soap operas ever strippers? I dont think I've ever seen any that are strippers. I want Roseanne to come on.
cameron_keys
05-22-2007, 11:22 AM
Heroes season finale was ok....kind of odd ending(with Peter and Nathan) and a bit too....much for my taste. I dont want to go more in detail for those who havent seen it yet.
I cant wait for the Riches(I tivo-d it to watch later) and Veronica Mars!
My feet already hurt at the thought of going in to work today...
I was doing so well with quitting smoking...but dammit being in the club again and under so much stress lately is doing me in. Hubby will kill me if he finds out..I promised I would quit...
I WILL make someone buy me champagne today..even if it is only a split. I deserve it dammit!!!
lolitachick
05-22-2007, 12:34 PM
Veronica Mars is getting cancelled! BOOO!! (Read it on CNN and it's a pretty reliable source!)
Oh, and I think I just read the ending of Pirates of the Caribbean 3. It sucks. (That I KNOW the ending, not the ending itself.) I was SO looking forward to it!
CuriousJ
05-22-2007, 12:39 PM
My Doc says I can walk in the water chest level with both legs yipee ! Ya its a big step for me .
cameron_keys
05-22-2007, 12:42 PM
Veronica Mars is getting cancelled! BOOO!! (Read it on CNN and it's a pretty reliable source!)
Yeah I've read that they are thinking of either cancelling it or having Veronica be in the FBI for next season... REALLY hope it doesnt get cancelled
Roulette
05-22-2007, 12:45 PM
I have a lot of assumptions about SWers that I dont even know about. weird.
I wonder what we'd be like if we met eachother in person rather than on this here interwebz.
I have a lot of assumptions about SWers that I dont even know about. weird.
I wonder what we'd be like if we met eachother in person rather than on this here interwebz.
I suspect makeouts. ;D
Lady Jade
05-22-2007, 03:43 PM
Why does everyone think I'm black? *confused*