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cameron_keys
10-20-2007, 04:29 PM
eek.. guys.. next time can you put a warning and then your story a couple spaces down? i cant read stuff like that :-\

Sorry

Darcy Foxx
10-20-2007, 04:41 PM
I Am Drunk And Rolling. Whitney Shoutson Is Fun To Sing Ot>

lwtex52
10-20-2007, 04:43 PM
Well Darcy, I didn't realized that Aussies Drank and Rolled.

Darcy Foxx
10-20-2007, 04:46 PM
iiiiiiiiiiiii dont eonve nkow

Snowles
10-20-2007, 05:10 PM
^Darcy wins the internets. I <3 drunk posts :D

Yekhefah
10-20-2007, 05:14 PM
I'm taking a vacation from work while K's in town. Tonight he's hanging with his buddy, so I said I'd go to work, but I'm tired and really craving some solitary time. I just want to make dinner and read a book, maybe watch a movie or write a little bit. I need money but I hate my club... I can always try for a better club when he leaves in a few days, right? Yeah. I'm gonna cook and enjoy the P&Q!

AlexxaHex
10-20-2007, 05:28 PM
Holy fuuuuck that is so sad about the cats. I want to cry.

cameron_keys
10-20-2007, 05:59 PM
Oh for fucks sake...katrine_sucks just sent me a PM saying (in all caps of course because he is obviously a 12 year old mentally challenged child) "that guy was cool..cats suck"

Can we just ban this troll please??? I forwarded to Jay Zeno and Paige...but any other mods that want it I will be happy to send along

sxybrat07
10-20-2007, 06:01 PM
I'm going out for italian, w00t!

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:10 PM
I feel so special. I too just got a PM from katrine_sucks that I forwarded to BritneyIreland and Velvet (just picked one that seems to be on often and one that's on now):

my friend robert nogo called bill keeler and said out of my face bag of shit and bill keeler called robert nogo a cock sucking little prick.

Callyish
10-20-2007, 06:12 PM
Aww how come I didn't get a pm from the troll? *cries*

cameron_keys
10-20-2007, 06:13 PM
I feel so special. I too just got a PM from katrine_sucks that I forwarded to BritneyIreland and Velvet (just picked one that seems to be on often and one that's on now):

my friend robert nogo called bill keeler and said out of my face bag of shit and bill keeler called robert nogo a cock sucking little prick.

Dont feel so special...I just got "my friend evelyn called robert nogo on ip relay and typed in kira deweese is a bitch and the operator said kira deweese is a bitch and hung up the phone."


This is a particularly bad troll....he doesnt even make sense....I sent it to Jay Zeno
..he was the only mod that I saw online

Callyish
10-20-2007, 06:15 PM
:rotfl: the troll loves me!!!


MY FRIEND EVELYN CALLED ROBERT NOGO ON IP RELAY AND THE OPERATOR DIALED ROBERT NOGO'S PHONE NUMBER AND WHEN ROBERT NOGO'S CORTELCO PHONE RANG HE PICKED UP THE PHONE AND SAID HELLO AND THE OPERATOR TYPED HELLO AND EVELYN TYPED IN KIRA DEWEESE IS A BITCH AND CLICKED HANG UP AND THE OPERATOR SAID KIRA DEWEESE IS A BITCH AND HUNG UP THE PHONE.

cameron_keys
10-20-2007, 06:16 PM
and it continues...."AND THE IP RELAY OPERATOR DID SAY TO HIM THAT KIRA DEWEESE IS A BITCH WHY DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENSE?"

Callyish
10-20-2007, 06:19 PM
And more...


MY FRIEND ELMER CALLED ROBERT NOGO ON IP RELAY AND SAID ANNOUCE STEPHANY ALEXANDER IS A SKANK. WHEN ROBERT NOGO'S CORTELCO FONE RANG HE PICKEDIT UP AND THE OPERATOR SAID STEPHANY ALEXANDER IS A SKANK AND HUNG UP THE PHONE.

sxybrat07
10-20-2007, 06:20 PM
Why are our trolls so boring lately? I mean, really. No fun ones at all. :( Boo.

Lady Jade
10-20-2007, 06:21 PM
Who the hell is Robert Nogo?

Yekhefah
10-20-2007, 06:22 PM
I got the same one. Surely he didn't think I'd waste any time reading that long unpunctuated nonsense? *yawn* This one might actually be the most boring troll we've ever gotten.

Callyish
10-20-2007, 06:23 PM
Yea hes not even posting damnit!!! Why wont he post?!

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:24 PM
Afraid.

Sh0t
10-20-2007, 06:25 PM
I tried on a pair of tight pants today.

My ass puts every SWer to shame. A few of yall can confirm I like to shake my ass and gyrate my hips.

I'd be a great bottom

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:26 PM
I made a thread in site issues.

Callyish
10-20-2007, 06:27 PM
Bah now hes getting annoying!!!

Just added him to my ignore list.

Lady Jade
10-20-2007, 06:27 PM
Wow, my first PM from a troll!! ::)

Chicagoeditor
10-20-2007, 06:29 PM
Just attended a sake-tasting/sushi party at a friend's house. No sake for me, tho. That prompted a good deal of teasing. But, as I explained, I'm going a full month without booze. I'll break the fast next Thursday in NYC, and on my island get-away. After that, probably go back to no drinking, as it makes working out soooo much more pleasant.

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:30 PM
Another one:

Title: What is spamming?


YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SPAMMING IS DO YOU YOU FUCKING RETARD.

Chicagoeditor
10-20-2007, 06:30 PM
Wow, my first PM from a troll!! ::)

The first one is always special. What did he say? And weren't you tempted, just a little?}:D

Lady Jade
10-20-2007, 06:32 PM
The first one is always special. What did he say? And weren't you tempted, just a little?}:D

It didn't even make sense!


THAT HE WOULD TELL THE MANAGER AT OLYMPIC APARTMENTS HIS NAME AND WHEN THE MANAGER ANSWERRED THE PHONE THE OPERATOR SAID YOU HAVE A COLLECT CALL FROM CALLER WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND ROBERT NOGO SAID BUZZ OFF ASSHOLE AND THE MANAGER SAID FUCK YOU TO ROBERT NOGO AND THE OPERATOR SAID I'VE DISCONNECTED YOU TWO.

Chicagoeditor
10-20-2007, 06:34 PM
It didn't even make sense!

That's ashame. I thought he was hitting on you, proposing all sorts of ambitious sex acts. Oh, wait, that's me....

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:34 PM
What a coward. He won't even post in the forums.

Callyish
10-20-2007, 06:34 PM
Girls just put this asshole on ignore!! He will leave you alone then.

Lady Jade
10-20-2007, 06:35 PM
That's ashame. I thought he was hitting on you, proposing all sorts of ambitious sex acts. Oh, wait, that's me....

Dork... ::)

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:35 PM
I forwarded my second PM to Pamela and Melonie, who are both online. Maybe they can take care of 'it'.

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 06:37 PM
DID YOU EVER SEE THE EPISODE OF THE SOPRANOS

WHERE SOMEBODY SAYS AH CHESS THE THINKING MAN'S GAME TO UNCLE JUNIOR AND UNCLE JUN SAYS YOU LOOKING FOR A SMACK IN THE FUCKING MOUTH?





Who did Kat piss off?

TigersMilk
10-20-2007, 07:07 PM
Damn I leave to get ready in my ninja outfit and pm-troll is flipping out. Le Gay. They are gone anyways.


In other news.... I have an awesome ninja outfit on now and ready to get out the door. Pirates vs Ninjas...TONIGHT!

cameron_keys
10-20-2007, 07:12 PM
Girls just put this asshole on ignore!! He will leave you alone then.

Yeah..I put him on ignore. Boring...this one isnt even entertaining.

austinatalie
10-20-2007, 07:16 PM
man my head hurts. and you know what's funny? my drunk post I made last night I spent like 5 minutes revising so it was spelled right ::)

it probly would have been funnier if i had left it.

BrunetteGoddess
10-20-2007, 07:30 PM
Yay! It's supposed to be in the 80s this week!

Sh0t
10-20-2007, 07:44 PM
I have had my faith in women restored recently.

Lady Jade
10-20-2007, 07:45 PM
Watching "Oceans Eleven" made me want to go to Vegas...

Chicagoeditor
10-20-2007, 07:52 PM
Watching "Oceans Eleven" made me want to go to Vegas...

Tonight over dinner my pals and I discussed a plan to hit Vegas the weekend of Dec. 9. Don't mark your calendars just yet, but I do want to visit Vegas again this year.

Sh0t
10-20-2007, 08:22 PM
How come no company can do trucks AND bikes well?

Honda has awesome cars and bikes, but only that one faggy truck hybrid.

Suzuki has great bikes, shitty cars.

Etc.

ArmySGT.
10-20-2007, 09:01 PM
What is so neat about CORTELCO phones?


Is this Robert Nogo?


Bill Keeler?
if it is this guy, well I don't like talk comedy radio either.


Kira deweese?
No Joy. Google no helpy.

Lady Jade
10-20-2007, 09:12 PM
I really do make the best tuna-pasta salad evar.

Callyish
10-20-2007, 09:24 PM
I don't want to go back on stage... I don't want to deal with the UFC assholes *sigh*

Sh0t
10-20-2007, 09:25 PM
Muwahah deal with us.

My friend lost tonight :(

cameron_keys
10-20-2007, 10:44 PM
I have a girl crush on pooka!!

Picaresque
10-21-2007, 12:02 AM
In other news.... I have an awesome ninja outfit on now and ready to get out the door. Pirates vs Ninjas...TONIGHT!

Ooh ooh take me with you! ;D

Have fun! Don't get plundered!

Kaylinn
10-21-2007, 12:07 AM
My brain is gonna explode. In the next 2 weeks I have due for school:

A 10 minute informative speech
A report on a President
A 1000 word Critical Essay
start the rough draft for a 6-8 page research essay on a local problem/solution
Spanish Midterm
Poli Sci exam
Math midterm

What am I forgetting?
I need to make a list.

RoseLeigh
10-21-2007, 12:41 AM
Why is there lipstick in my shoe? This is why I wear the crap shoes to work. (no, not my lipstick. And no, I didn't notice until I home.) Weird.