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britt244
10-21-2007, 12:58 AM
2 things.

1, i called the police to walk me in tonight because i was too scared with that guy creeping around somewhere. they said theres nothing they can do really, esp since i dont know for sure where he lives. there was one light on in the building i think he lives in, so they think that might be him.

2, i am a fucking baby. what the hell? i dont know whats going on with me and i cant even post it because i dont want it on the internet. grrr.

Callyish
10-21-2007, 01:20 AM
Either I have horrible people skills or ... fuck I dont know... I hate people... I regret hanging out in the bar tonight... serves me right.

Embyr
10-21-2007, 01:25 AM
2 things.

1, i called the police to walk me in tonight because i was too scared with that guy creeping around somewhere. they said theres nothing they can do really, esp since i dont know for sure where he lives. there was one light on in the building i think he lives in, so they think that might be him.

2, i am a fucking baby. what the hell? i dont know whats going on with me and i cant even post it because i dont want it on the internet. grrr.

OOhh!! that sucks!!! I'm sorry... yeah, for the cops to take real action unfortunately i think he'd either have to be on the premises right then, or you'd have to call it in and give a description. as to #2.... that's what pm's are for. if you wanna talk.... ;)

britt244
10-21-2007, 01:27 AM
^ yeah, next time i see him i'm definately calling! until then, i guess im just going to be scared to walk in at night...:-\

and since you asked for it.. im going to try to make this pm not a super long story! :D

BalletBaby
10-21-2007, 01:50 AM
Someone stole my coach wristlet, my phone, and all my money ($700) which was in there. Ima kill a bitch>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(

And something is beeping in my apartment?!!1 How am I supposed to sleep with that [email protected]

Callyish
10-21-2007, 02:15 AM
My agent thinks I work too much because I want to do an 18 day shift... *shrug* hes texting me now telling me if I want to do all these shifts I should sleep more... then he tells me he has a new package for dancers.. unlimited texting for an extra 5% commission :rotfl: I swear I have the coolest agent.. totally one I would be inviting to my wedding when i get married.

Embyr
10-21-2007, 02:21 AM
Someone stole my coach wristlet, my phone, and all my money ($700) which was in there. Ima kill a bitch>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(

And something is beeping in my apartment?!!1 How am I supposed to sleep with that [email protected]

oh my god... that SUCKS..... sorry!!!! you know... i know- people... (*runs upstairs, grabs ninja costume with steel-toe doc martens*) Ta-Dah!!!

-alright, honestly- hope you find out who & retrieve that $$!

Mily
10-21-2007, 03:11 AM
Someone stole my coach wristlet, my phone, and all my money ($700) which was in there. Ima kill a bitch>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(

And something is beeping in my apartment?!!1 How am I supposed to sleep with that [email protected]


HOLY SHIT! Do you have any idea who may have done it??? I would be FUCKING PISSED, too!

AlexxaHex
10-21-2007, 03:46 AM
My cat just had the worst diarrhea not 10 feet away from the computer. I want a bigger apartment.
:gag:

Snowles
10-21-2007, 05:54 AM
I've been up for a good solid 18 hours. And probably for another 13 or so more. I can't sleep, so whatever.

Also: I *heart* coffee. I loves my caffeine.

Snowles
10-21-2007, 05:56 AM
Someone stole my coach wristlet, my phone, and all my money ($700) which was in there. Ima kill a bitch>:(>:(>:(>:(

And something is beeping in my apartment?!!1 How am I supposed to sleep with that [email protected]

:hug: I'm sorry to hear about that, Ballet. Find who stole your stuff, then take whatever's beeping and do something...very uncomfortable to them with it. Two birds, one stone.

pookie
10-21-2007, 08:21 AM
It has been snowing big fluffy snowflakes lately.
I was attacked by some last night. But the ground still isn't covered in snow... yet.

sxybrat07
10-21-2007, 09:13 AM
The weather is bad, and for some reason my satellite has no signal. Boo. Guess I should do homework.

Sh0t
10-21-2007, 09:28 AM
The Kama Sutra would make a wonderful coloring book.

hardkandee
10-21-2007, 10:22 AM
http://www.lastgasp.com/pics/cuntcoloringbk.jpghttp://www.lastgasp.com/pre/1_1120.jpg

Not quite the same.



I want to go on vacation to Santorini.

cameron_keys
10-21-2007, 10:26 AM
Ugh..ok heads up. Katrine_sucks was banned from here, but I'm getting crap from him on myspace too and had to block him there too.

kitty260
10-21-2007, 11:15 AM
Ugh..ok heads up. Katrine_sucks was banned from here, but I'm getting crap from him on myspace too and had to block him there too.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=266940645

What a fucking freak. This one is going hardcore, you know, with the myspace and all. Although that's pretty damn sad he's got nothing better to do with his time then make fake profiles and spam people with them.

britt244
10-21-2007, 11:28 AM
my feet hurt.

it is never going to be fall. its 77 degrees out.

i need a tan.

i forget what i was even going to say when i clicked on this thread.

edit: i remembered. i was going to say how badly i need a pedicure and to get my nails done. soo important, huh?

ArmySGT.
10-21-2007, 11:34 AM
My brain is gonna explode. In the next 2 weeks I have due for school: If it does. Pics OK


A 10 minute informative speech
How to manual. Do like door lock installation.

A report on a President
If you do Theodore Roosevelt, I will love you unconditionally.

A 1000 word Critical Essay
Hmmmmmm can't help. Need info.

start the rough draft for a 6-8 page research essay on a local problem/solution Homeless shelter shortage, Animal shelters, Meals on wheels, Water shortage and prevention.

Spanish Midterm Aye! Lo siento!

Poli Sci exam Wee! don't fall asleep.

Math midterm 1+1 is still 1 right.


What am I forgetting?
I need to make a list.

Taking naked pictures for the picture request thread. *taps toe*

BalletBaby
10-21-2007, 11:35 AM
oh my god... that SUCKS..... sorry!!!! you know... i know- people... (*runs upstairs, grabs ninja costume with steel-toe doc martens*) Ta-Dah!!!

-alright, honestly- hope you find out who & retrieve that $$!


HOLY SHIT! Do you have any idea who may have done it??? I would be FUCKING PISSED, too!


:hug: I'm sorry to hear about that, Ballet. Find who stole your stuff, then take whatever's beeping and do something...very uncomfortable to them with it. Two birds, one stone.

Oh, I know who did it. If I had known her history and how many people susupected her I would have strip searched her myself that night. House mom went through every girls locker and bags and it didn't turn up. Turns out this has been going on for 3 months. She was going in and out of the dressing room so she either stashed it in her car or bra/undies. I'm going to work tomorrow to get her address. IM TIRED OF BEING FUCKED WITH. I don't care what happens I'm getting my mother fucking phone.

ETA: Snowles I just saw the last part of your post. LMFAO!!! So I should shove my smoke detector up her ass?

Embry, are you suggesting you would go ninja on her ass? Because that would be awesome.

ArmySGT.
10-21-2007, 11:39 AM
Someone stole my coach wristlet, my phone, and all my money ($700) which was in there. Ima kill a bitch>:(>:(>:(>:(>:(

And something is beeping in my apartment?!!1 How am I supposed to sleep with that [email protected]

Change the batteries in your smoke alarm.

britt244
10-21-2007, 11:40 AM
Oh, I know who did it. If I had known her history and how many people susupected her I would have strip searched her myself that night. House mom went through every girls locker and bags and it didn't turn up. Turns out this has been going on for 3 months. She was going in and out of the dressing room so she either stashed it in her car or bra/undies. I'm going to work tomorrow to get her address. IM TIRED OF BEING FUCKED WITH. I don't care what happens I'm getting my mother fucking phone.

ETA: Snowles I just saw the last part of your post. LMFAO!!! So I should shove my smoke detector up her ass?

Embry, are you suggesting you would go ninja on her ass? Because that would be awesome.

ew. who fucking does that? people make me so mad. but.. why didnt anyone TELL you they suspected her? and how come you didnt have it on you or locked up? you justs tarted at this club too, right? im sorry babe :(

BalletBaby
10-21-2007, 11:44 AM
Change the batteries in your smoke alarm.

I took the battery out, and its STILL beeping. To make it even better, my leasing office is closed::)

Lady Jade
10-21-2007, 11:44 AM
I'm sick and lonely. Come keep me company in chat!

britt244
10-21-2007, 11:45 AM
I took the battery out, and its STILL beeping. To make it even better, my leasing office is closed::)

i think it will beep until you put new ones in.

BalletBaby
10-21-2007, 11:47 AM
ew. who fucking does that? people make me so mad. but.. why didnt anyone TELL you they suspected her? and how come you didnt have it on you or locked up? you justs tarted at this club too, right? im sorry babe :(

There were a couple people who told me they suspected her. And her telling me that karma would get the person and blah blah blah started making me suspicious. I haven't been here that long though, so I didn't want to go psycho on her ass. Normally I put my wrislet inside my purse. But I had it sitting next to all of my stuff while I was changing looked down for a second, and BAM! gone. Yah, no need to tell me I'm stupid for not having it on me I already now. I apprecite your sentiment britt, thanks.

BalletBaby
10-21-2007, 11:49 AM
i think it will beep until you put new ones in.

Ill check if I have batteries. Can't I just rip it off the wall?

britt244
10-21-2007, 11:51 AM
There were a couple people who told me they suspected her. And her telling me that karma would get the person and blah blah blah started making me suspicious. I haven't been here that long though, so I didn't want to go psycho on her ass. Normally I put my wrislet inside my purse. But I had it sitting next to all of my stuff while I was changing looked down for a second, and BAM! gone. Yah, no need to tell me I'm stupid for not having it on me I already now. I apprecite your sentiment britt, thanks.

i wasnt saying you were stupid! not at all! rereading that it looks that way because i said why didnt you have it, and then didnt you just start, but i didnt mean it like that! no way! i only said didnt you just start because that sucks, and that would turn me off to a club bigtime! you know i love you :-[

BalletBaby
10-21-2007, 11:53 AM
i wasnt saying you were stupid! not at all! rereading that it looks that way because i said why didnt you have it, and then didnt you just start, but i didnt mean it like that! no way! i only said didnt you just start because that sucks, and that would turn me off to a club bigtime! you know i love you :-[

No no no!!! I wasn't directing that toward you at all! I was just saying I know I should have kept it on me or in my locker, and not paying attention for about two seconds has cost me big time. I was stupid. And you know I love you too!

BrunetteGoddess
10-21-2007, 11:54 AM
My cat won't shut up!!!

britt244
10-21-2007, 11:54 AM
No no no!!! I wasn't directing that toward you at all! I was just saying I know I should have kept it on me or in my locker, and not paying attention for about two seconds has cost me big time. I was stupid. And you know I love you too!

:hug: :-* ;D

Bellona
10-21-2007, 11:56 AM
just went on stripclublist and its remodeled..

pookie
10-21-2007, 11:58 AM
I successfully had sex today.. wearing a tampon... and nothing creepy happened either.

ArmySGT.
10-21-2007, 11:59 AM
It has been snowing pretty good here for the past few hours. I have a good two inches of snow right now.

ArmySGT.
10-21-2007, 12:01 PM
I successfully had sex today.. wearing a tampon... and nothing creepy happened either.

Ummmmmmmm What? So once every 28 days there is room for a short dicked man?

Evolution is laughing right now.

britt244
10-21-2007, 12:03 PM
It has been snowing pretty good here for the past few hours. I have a good two inches of snow right now.

im kinda jealous. except for by feb i will be pissed that its winter.. but its almost november and its still almost 80 degrees out! this has never happened..

plus i could go for a snow day...:P

hardkandee
10-21-2007, 12:10 PM
Ummmmmmmm What? So once every 28 days there is room for a short dicked man?

Evolution is laughing right now.

Y'all don't get as far in as you think you do.

Men don't understand tampons.

pookie
10-21-2007, 12:10 PM
Ummmmmmmm What? So once every 28 days there is room for a short dicked man?

Evolution is laughing right now.

I don't like your comment.

umm. no.. the tampon was far up and we only went shallow. duh!
The first third of the vagina is where most of the feeling is anyway.

Bellona
10-21-2007, 12:14 PM
Snow :no:

Lady Jade
10-21-2007, 12:20 PM
I bought dill veggie dip. I'm so excited!

Now, if only this sore throat would go away so I can enjoy some celery, carrots, sugar snap peas, broccoli, red peppers, and red onion with my dip! :(

cameron_keys
10-21-2007, 12:27 PM
It has been snowing pretty good here for the past few hours. I have a good two inches of snow right now.

I'm jealous. I miss snow.

Just bought TONS of food for the halloween party!! Ya'll better come..I have enough food for 100 people and enough alcohol for 200. Someone has to help me ingest this stuff!!!!

Or whatever...I'll just be a fat alcoholic!

Sh0t
10-21-2007, 12:29 PM
I just read a short book called "The Pink Bible" which is an instruction guide for women to be gold diggers.

It was short but it had me glued because some of it was amazing stuff.

UncleJohnny
10-21-2007, 12:33 PM
I'm wishing for rain. Lots of rain, spread out over several days. Drought conditions are not fun... but I haven't had to cut the grass much over the past few months!

cameron_keys
10-21-2007, 12:41 PM
I had to wrestle a possum out of my garage today. Poor thing doesnt look like he has more then a day or so left...it took FOREVER to catch him though because he wedged himself under shelves.

Lady Jade
10-21-2007, 12:44 PM
Does anyone want to bring me some soup? Please?

ArmySGT.
10-21-2007, 02:07 PM
Y'all don't get as far in as you think you do.

Men don't understand tampons.

All I know about tampons is that they are the best thing ever for bloody noses and gunshot wounds. As far as depth goes, please lie.


I don't like your comment.

umm. no.. the tampon was far up and we only went shallow. duh!
The first third of the vagina is where most of the feeling is anyway.

That was a joke..... I will apply the appropriate smiley next time.

Good thing too, that it is the first third. Otherwise I couldn't manipulate the G spot and the clitoris at the same time with my thumb and middle finger. Not that i am doing much of this lately. keeps the action going if your neck hurts or oral is otherwise uncomfortable.

>>>>>smiley:)

Sh0t
10-21-2007, 02:11 PM
Somebody has been watching too much "King of New York"

Why is John Kerry a pussy? I hate that man for his politics but I mean he was in a war.

ArmySGT.
10-21-2007, 02:24 PM
Somebody has been watching too much "King of New York" Ok I'll play your silly little game! What is "King of New York" ?


Why is John Kerry a pussy? I hate that man for his politics but I mean he was in a war. A quote from a thread that is dead now. As for Kerry's "War" record, let's leave politics out of an otherwise fun thread.

Sh0t
10-21-2007, 02:28 PM
Half the posts I've seen here have been pretty morbid actually.

King of New York is a movie, a cult classic gangster film.

Here is the relevant scene to my quote:



The movie is required watching.

pookie
10-21-2007, 02:33 PM
All I know about tampons is that they are the best thing ever for bloody noses and gunshot wounds. As far as depth goes, please lie.



That was a joke..... I will apply the appropriate smiley next time.

Good thing too, that it is the first third. Otherwise I couldn't manipulate the G spot and the clitoris at the same time with my thumb and middle finger. Not that i am doing much of this lately. keeps the action going if your neck hurts or oral is otherwise uncomfortable.

>>>>>smiley:)

*sigh* of relief, i wasn't sure what was going on there.