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BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 03:11 PM
I miss cuddling:(

BrunetteGoddess
10-24-2007, 03:14 PM
Aww BB... :hug:

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 03:17 PM
Thanks BG:) Just a little over 2 weeks till I get to cuddle again!!

btw, I hope you're feeling better; cramps le suck :hug:

BrunetteGoddess
10-24-2007, 03:19 PM
I've taken way too much Aleve already, but Im OK right now. :)

Lady Jade
10-24-2007, 03:24 PM
You want the truth? I can tell you why...

It's not because I work too hard. I spent 7 hours today surfing the web! ;D


I want Kraft dinner so bad. But I'm too lazy to make it. I don't like straining the noodles because the steam always burns me.

You can have some of the ones in my pantry that Cally didn't eat!

Callyish
10-24-2007, 04:15 PM
Jade you've run your ass into the ground. You have hardly had any sleep, you've been stressed as hell with all the stuff going on and your bunt out. Which leads to you being sick. Trust me I know lol

Lady Jade
10-24-2007, 04:22 PM
Jade you've run your ass into the ground. You have hardly had any sleep, you've been stressed as hell with all the stuff going on and your bunt out. Which leads to you being sick. Trust me I know lol

Heh I know, but I'm in denial. I just have to make it through December, then I have a whole 9 months before I even have to think about this stupid major account again at work. Stuff at home has finally settled down, so once this whole seasonal thing at work is done, I can finally take a real vacation. Or something.

BrunetteGoddess
10-24-2007, 04:46 PM
Aww. R came in and said:

"beautiful wife, give me a kiss so I can remember what's good in my life"..


:D

Sh0t
10-24-2007, 06:45 PM
http://ezinearticles.com/?Ingrown-Pubic-Hair---Get-Rid-Of-It-Now!&id=193391



In today’s world of fitness and fashion, it’s becoming the mode (again) to have a clean and bald look at the pubic area. Why the word ‘again’?

The ancient Greeks, Egyptians and Indians preferred this look, and perfected ways to accomplish it.

They also knew how to deal with ingrown pubic hair, so let's look at some tried and trusted ways to take care of this problem.

What is an ingrown pubic hair?

An ingrown pubic hair is one that grows at an abnormal angle and turns back into the skin, causing the formation of a pustule or papule (A small, solid inflammatory elevation of the skin that may or may not contain pus.

Also commonly known as “razor bumps”). This is unsightly and an unwanted side-effect to the bald look.

How do you get it?

There are many ways, but the most common way is to shave with a razor in the opposite direction of the natural hair growth.

The pubic hair can also be trapped beneath the skin from blockages to the hair follicle (also caused by shaving in many cases). Also the other hair removal methods such as shaving, waxing, tweezing, electrolysis, often irritate the hair follicle, and the hair becomes trapped beneath the skin.

What do I do now?

There are many ways to treat it.

The best way, as in all medicine, is prevention. In Part 2 of this series we explain how to prevent ingrown pubic hair, but now you need first aid.

So here are the proven methods, some taken from the ancient Greeks and Egyptians who had the same problem 3000 years ago.

•Understanding that the body will try to eliminate the ingrown pubic hair itself, help it along. Go to a sauna, and when you have built up a good sweat, lightly scrub (meaning exfoliate, i.e. take off the dead skin) with a “loofa”.

A loofa is a marine plant that grows in the Nile, and resembles a coarse sponge. You can find it at any store that sells bath products.

•After the sauna, and scrubbing, the ingrown hair may be free (due also to the dilation of the pores while in a sauna), and have a sterilized tweezers ready (the ancient method).

Pluck them out! One by one. You must stretch the skin tightly, grips the hair close to the root, and pull it out. Ouch! But it works. After each pluck, dab on some antiseptic solution.

•If the above is not suitable for you, then you can do a three times a day compress on the affected area with a wash cloth soaked hot water (not too hot!), followed by the application of any product containing salicylic acid.

Salicylic acid is a strong exfoliating chemical that is useful to free such hair.

Ask your pharmacist to recommend such a product. There are many on the market.

•The daily use of the compress will help the body fix the problem, but also, you can apply some baby oil mixed with Aloe Vera lotion (make it yourself).

This will keep the skin from becoming further irritated, and the Aloe Vera is a natural antiseptic which will help prevent infection at the affected site.

Of course, there are salon specialists, but their methods will be expensive, and no more effective than the above.

You can also see your doctor, as in everything of this nature, the ingrown hair may not be a simple problem.

As we said, the best cure is prevention, and Part 2 of this article shows you how to prevent from ever getting an ingrown hair.

Embyr
10-24-2007, 07:01 PM
^^^ that's a lot of effort to discourage ingrowns.

Beh.... so I went to the doc's, had a shot in my ass... no, not ^^^ that one :P :P , and JESUS CHRISt it HURT!!!!! i mean, i can take it in the arm, but I've never had it in the butt! (this sounds so bad) I was expecting the bottom, where there is at least a LITTle skin... but NoOoOOOo, it's right at the top, which is muscle.... grrrr.... fucking OW.

antibiotics galore.... and 5 hrs later (the system was down at walgreens... my luck, of course) I am left with oh-so-little time to study for my midterm tomorrow. i think i may ask for an extension... and I KNOW I'm not without reason.

I do believe this month has been my worst 'circumstancial luck month' EvAr. Oh- ahha and to top it off?? My insurance adjuster, who never called, was apparently reassigned to a body shop, and when I called his supervisor, guess who's busy on vacation right now??? so.... I have a claim, and have talked to NO ONE. fuck.

I better win the lottery in november or something to balance the scales.

Jade, Britt, Ballet.... wanna all get hammered together and cry in our liquor?? Cause I think I'm about at that point right now...

TigersMilk
10-24-2007, 07:10 PM
I want some hot dogs in my grilled cheese.

I've drank 2 liters of water so far today. My bladder is going to explode on my cat! I don't think he'll like that.

Kaylinn
10-24-2007, 07:11 PM
I got 103 1/2(stupid half point because I forgot half of a stupid ass court case. I was like uhh...___vs. some other dude) on my poly sci exam.
I am badass.
Now I have to do a report on herbert hoover. I guess he was a pres....I thought he invented vacuum cleaners.

Taylorlila
10-24-2007, 07:13 PM
The little sister (well whoever the little girl is) on Keeping Up with the Kardashians can do more on the pole than I can...

zxcire
10-24-2007, 07:13 PM
my hermit crab died.

Embyr
10-24-2007, 07:14 PM
I got 103 1/2(stupid half point because I forgot half of a stupid ass court case. I was like uhh...___vs. some other dude) on my poly sci exam.
I am badass.
Now I have to do a report on herbert hoover. I guess he was a pres....I thought he invented vacuum cleaners.
^^^ oOOh OOHH he'd actually be cool to do a report on!! not much love for him in the annals of history... what with national blame for the depression and all....

zxirce i'm sorry. hermies are cool lil creatures.

Kaylinn
10-24-2007, 07:25 PM
^^ohh sounds interesting....

So in this class, the professor uses tests from his previous semesters. A few classmates of mine got their hands on these old tests, and are using them to cheat.
I told on them.
I didn't give names, just recommended that the prof. change up his tests for the next exam.

I work damn hard for my A's.

Sh0t
10-24-2007, 07:44 PM
Hoover was one of the worst presidents easily. Not top 4, but way up there.

he fancied himself a charitable man after politics, trying to send food to europe

G-Real
10-24-2007, 07:55 PM
I got 103 1/2(stupid half point because I forgot half of a stupid ass court case. I was like uhh...___vs. some other dude) on my poly sci exam.

This made me laugh, I remember one prof., she had a rule, if you got the answer wrong, you got it wrong, but, if you were creative enough to make up and answer and make her laugh, then she'd give you a couple of points.

Callyish
10-24-2007, 07:56 PM
I have the munchies... I want snacks... but im too lazy to walk to the store...

Callyish
10-24-2007, 08:10 PM
OMG I just realized im a goddess again lol.

So if I had my old account id be at like 9000 posts by now :(

hardkandee
10-24-2007, 08:11 PM
Why didn't your posts transfer over but other people's did?

You worked hard for that stuff!! :D

Callyish
10-24-2007, 08:12 PM
I wanted to drop the Cally account cuz well I just did... lol.. posted a lot of personal stuff that I regret... even still its silly because I mean not like people wont realize Cally is Callyish ::)

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 09:02 PM
even still its silly because I mean not like people wont realize Cally is Callyish ::)

I thought you sounded familiar!!!:P

Snowles
10-24-2007, 09:39 PM
Argh, I quit.

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 09:54 PM
Argh, I quit.

Oh no you don't! If I can't quit, then you can't quit either.

ArmySGT.
10-24-2007, 09:55 PM
I got 103 1/2(stupid half point because I forgot half of a stupid ass court case. I was like uhh...___vs. some other dude) on my poly sci exam.
I am badass.
Now I have to do a report on herbert hoover. I guess he was a pres....I thought he invented vacuum cleaners.

Well there is that large Dam right outside your town named after him.

Snowles
10-24-2007, 09:56 PM
But I wannaaaa. Seriously, life is being a great big pile of nothing good right now. Can I just quit for a little bit?

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 09:58 PM
:bullwhip: No! However, if you would like, you can take a break. But no quitting!

Snowles
10-24-2007, 09:59 PM
^Ok....*shares pie*

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 10:01 PM
Snowles, all this virtual pie sharing has got me hungering for some real pie! Lol. I wish we had a pie smiley...

Snowles
10-24-2007, 10:04 PM
Well, I'd share my actual pie with you but remember the conversation of border crossing in regards to donuts? Still probably wouldn't go that well.

"Reason for your visit to the United States?"

"Sharing some pie with someone from the internets."

"Sir, step out of the vehicle please."

Although now I want another piece of pie and I already had one today so I can't. :(

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 10:09 PM
"Reason for your visit to the United States?"

"Sharing some pie with someone from the internets."

"Sir, step out of the vehicle please."



:rotfl:

I love it.

Callyish
10-24-2007, 10:10 PM
LMAO Snowles just cross the Emerson boarder in Manitoba :rotfl: tell them Ashley Tyler sent you *giggles*

sxybrat07
10-24-2007, 10:49 PM
So how did your test go? And what accounting level is it?

It went really good (I think) though there was one problem I was really unsure of. It's Managerial Accounting, 2020. I despise accounting, thank god it's my last semester of it (I hope).

BalletBaby
10-24-2007, 11:15 PM
That's great! I also despise accounting; it was really nice when I lived at home last year though because my mommy was able to help me. And I hope I don't have to take managerial accounting again. That would suck balls.

And holy fuck I just remembered I sent a text to my friend with my address. So the girl who stole my shit now knows where I live. Apartment number and everything. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkk.

AlexxaHex
10-24-2007, 11:37 PM
I am seriously thinking of moving back home to Buffalo, getting my Canadian work visa and then just stripping in Niagara Falls and doing my domme thing there again so I can be rich.
I know you guys hear it all the time, but SoCal is total misery for me.

BrunetteGoddess
10-24-2007, 11:43 PM
Aleve, here I come!

kitty260
10-24-2007, 11:48 PM
That Adrenaline guy is really pissing me off. Didn't we have a whole thread discussion about arrogant male doctors? If he even is a doctor. He wouldn't be the first poser that's shown up on here.

Embyr
10-24-2007, 11:49 PM
I am seriously thinking of moving back home to Buffalo, getting my Canadian work visa and then just stripping in Niagara Falls and doing my domme thing there again so I can be rich.
I know you guys hear it all the time, but SoCal is total misery for me.
^^^ I hear you so hard. It has good and bad points, but overall, I've never felt so lonely and out of place in my whole life. Plus, my luck out here has just seemed to be AWFUL. like... with everything. I don't know if I'm going to stay out here for my master's program or not... depending on how the next year goes I may just finish up my BA and then apply ELSEwhere for my m.a.

alexxa... if you DO end up stripping in NF, i'll totally drive up to see you on home vacations.

*sigh* my little sister is in partial hospital. I haven't posted anything about her... but she is turning out SO much like me it's frightening. however, instead of bulimia... she's cutting. but everything else is so very similar... i love her so much and i'm scared she's going to fuck up her chances for herself.. if she doesn't get this under control school WILL kick her out. And, like me, she's a straight-A self-destructive malcontent with a sarcastic streak and a dark sense of humor.... except that she DOESN't TAlk when she's hurting. I was always pretty explicit about my emotions... she shuts down. My poor parents are going through hell right now... they don't know how to handle one daughter in major therapy and the other going through all kinds of circumstancial demons. I can't wait to go back for holidays... i need a break.

britt244
10-25-2007, 12:00 AM
oh i love getting PMs saying that people dont like me, in case i was wondering. let me clear something up for those of you who "toss around the term alcoholic" when it comes to me, as i was told.. i. do. not. give. a. fuck. sometimes i really just want to post what i really think of half the people on here and leave. but then that would be giving the ones who want me gone a lot of satisfaction. so i wont.

BalletBaby
10-25-2007, 12:04 AM
Awww Embyr major hugs:hug::hug::hug: That makes sense though, her not talking because that's how I was when I cut. Cutting is a coping mechanism; I can't speak on behalf of your sister but I found it very relaxing and calming. Prayers to you and your family.


And I really REALLY don't feel safe in my apartment now. I am going to talk to the leasing office and police. And call verizon. I think some stranger having all my phone numbers and address is an emergency thankyouverymuch.

BrunetteGoddess
10-25-2007, 12:08 AM
oh i love getting PMs saying that people dont like me, in case i was wondering. let me clear something up for those of you who "toss around the term alcoholic" when it comes to me, as i was told.. i. do. not. give. a. fuck. sometimes i really just want to post what i really think of half the people on here and leave. but then that would be giving the ones who want me gone a lot of satisfaction. so i wont.

People really do that? I would find it humorous. Seriously people? That's lame.

I really don't have a problem with you Britt. I may disagree with what you say sometimes, but I find it harmless disagreance. Just thought you'd like to know :P

BalletBaby
10-25-2007, 12:10 AM
oh i love getting PMs saying that people dont like me, in case i was wondering.

Well, I like you. In case you were wondering:P

Embyr
10-25-2007, 12:17 AM
Awww Embyr major hugs:hug::hug::hug: That makes sense though, her not talking because that's how I was when I cut. Cutting is a coping mechanism; I can't speak on behalf of your sister but I found it very relaxing and calming. Prayers to you and your family.

oh, wow- thanks for that insight- i DEFinitely understand the coping mechanism.... i suppose that's the major part of my frustration with her refusing to talk to me about it ... it's not just because I was always more vocal, but because I DO understand and I think we could be good support for each other... however, she doesn't talk to AnYone but her good friends... not mom or dad either- and we are a CLOSE family, even from far away. we talk a million times a day... it's kinda silly. Jeez, my heart goes out to you with this arseholestalker!!! call the cops, definitely, if only to report the stalking. hey, it's still strike #1 and he's at least in the system, even if it's not a crime yet.

britt, people are DOING that??? wow... see, you remind me of a cross between myself and my two best friends from high school... i LoVE your opinionated nature! I like it because you say what you mean, how you mean it, but without sounding aloof, cold, or superior. THAT's rare.

britt244
10-25-2007, 12:20 AM
People really do that? I would find it humorous. Seriously people? That's lame.

I really don't have a problem with you Britt. I may disagree with what you say sometimes, but I find it harmless disagreance. Just thought you'd like to know :P


Well, I like you. In case you were wondering:P


britt, people are DOING that??? wow... see, you remind me of a cross between myself and my two best friends from high school... i LoVE your opinionated nature! I like it because you say what you mean, how you mean it, but without sounding aloof, cold, or superior. THAT's rare.

one person, actually. thank you guys. and especially you, embyr. excuse me for speaking my mind.. but then again i'm not in that magical clique that i thought everyone was over by now ::)

kitty260
10-25-2007, 12:20 AM
oh i love getting PMs saying that people dont like me, in case i was wondering. let me clear something up for those of you who "toss around the term alcoholic" when it comes to me, as i was told.. i. do. not. give. a. fuck. sometimes i really just want to post what i really think of half the people on here and leave. but then that would be giving the ones who want me gone a lot of satisfaction. so i wont.

OMG. Some people have way too much time on their hands if they can write you hate mail. You should post who it was and embarrass them for being lame.


Well, I like you. In case you were wondering:P

Me too. Don't ever change.

britt244
10-25-2007, 12:21 AM
^ eh. it wouldnt embarrass her. and thank you, too!

BrunetteGoddess
10-25-2007, 12:22 AM
Wow Britt. :( Sorry you have get get shit like this.

britt244
10-25-2007, 12:26 AM
yeah, yeah.. just another day in the life ::) ;)

anywayyy.. on another note, tomorrow i am going to be very cranky. i have to be up in 3 hours. thats what i get for working, not leaving work when i was told i could leave early, and then staying and talking almost an hour after i was dressed.

Callyish
10-25-2007, 12:26 AM
Wow some people seriously are fucked up.

Fuck them Brit I like you and since im apparently the leader of the sw 'clique'(so I was told back in May lol) my opinion is the only one that matters 8) So fuck them I think your cool.