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rozz
05-22-2007, 03:51 PM
Why does everyone think I'm black? *confused*

Why do people think I'm Australian?

GenWar
05-22-2007, 05:05 PM
Why does everyone think I'm black? *confused*

That's a common mistake when you are really really cool. Get used to it. }:D

-gen

TheSexKitten
05-22-2007, 05:59 PM
That's a common mistake when you are really really cool. Get used to it. }:D

-gen

:rotfl:

HAHA!

Lady Jade
05-22-2007, 06:16 PM
That's a common mistake when you are really really cool. Get used to it. }:D

-gen

Haha Wait... do *you* think I'm really really cool? :)

GenWar
05-22-2007, 08:07 PM
Haha Wait... do *you* think I'm really really cool? :)

;)

-gen

Callyish
05-22-2007, 08:10 PM
Jade if your black im in love with you lol

Lady Jade
05-22-2007, 08:34 PM
;)

-gen


Jade if your black im in love with you lol


Oh my... umm...

Hate to break it to you guys, but... uh... I am soooooo not black! :-X

Callyish
05-22-2007, 08:43 PM
Oh my... umm...

Hate to break it to you guys, but... uh... I am soooooo not black! :-X

Fine... at least my man is... I guess I can settle for Asian pussy :P

Lady Jade
05-22-2007, 08:47 PM
Fine... at least my man is... I guess I can settle for Asian pussy :P

But... my cat is a domestic short-hair... totally not Asian! /:O

Callyish
05-22-2007, 08:50 PM
But... my cat is a domestic short-hair... totally not Asian! /:O

Hmm.. well then... oh well...

*takes your pussy n runs*

Lady Jade
05-22-2007, 08:56 PM
Hmm.. well then... oh well...

*takes your pussy n runs*

I'm warning you, she's a crazy little cat! Especially when she's in heat... holy hell, she's nuts!

GenWar
05-23-2007, 05:07 AM
I am always curious to see if people are as outrageous as they can be online.

I totally wish I could go to the NYC Fest and see for myself. Cally, you'll have to give me the scoop. Take notes.

-gen

P.S. I already KNOW Cally is as outrageous as she appears. That's what keeps `em comin' back for more.

Embyr
05-23-2007, 05:11 AM
My Doc says I can walk in the water chest level with both legs yipee ! Ya its a big step for me .

[email protected]@!!!!!! I am proud of you!!!! btw, have you gone after asshole-face-driver's insurance yet???

CuriousJ
05-23-2007, 08:22 AM
I have a lawer its in process but its takes a while . I have spent around 6k of my own money just trying to keep up with the bills ( even though I have health insurance ) . I am calling the lawer today and see whats going on , but I am still being treated so its a hurry-up and wait game .I just hope ahole has some assets . Thanks for asking ;)



[email protected]@!!!!!! I am proud of you!!!! btw, have you gone after asshole-face-driver's insurance yet???

Roulette
05-23-2007, 12:32 PM
I'm warning you, she's a crazy little cat! Especially when she's in heat... holy hell, she's nuts!

Do you ever patt her butt, girlie cats in heat go wild for it, its freaking hilarious!!

I really have to pee but the bathroom is really far away and I'm in school and dont want to lose my comp. omg omg omg gotta pee!!!!!

I want to meet people on here, like a lot more now that I did before. and LJ, I dont know why I thought you were black... I think when I first got on here I confused you with Cinnamonkisses - no idea why.

southstbabe
05-23-2007, 12:55 PM
Why hell did I blurt out to my son and his two friends:

"keep it down guys, you'll wake the dead"

while at a wake the other night?

Roulette
05-23-2007, 01:01 PM
^^^ :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

oh my god... that is priceless!! I cannot take it, I am laughing so hard. That kind of thing is fucking great!! I mean I'm sorry you were at a wake, but oh man... that's better than some of the silly things kids say!!

yogibear179
05-23-2007, 01:04 PM
^^^ hahahhaa thats something i would say =P

today i feel fat
blah

southstbabe
05-23-2007, 01:32 PM
I can laugh now, but I ran out of there mortified

Lady Jade
05-23-2007, 02:47 PM
Do you ever patt her butt, girlie cats in heat go wild for it, its freaking hilarious!!

Are you kidding? She's too busy digging her claws into my calf while rubbing her kitty parts on my ankle! Why, oh why, does she think I'm the male at home!?

miss marina
05-23-2007, 03:00 PM
i woke up today with an urge to jump on a trampoline. im so gonna go look around to see if anyone has one and jump on it.

i also have had my love-ciara on repeat for like 3 hours and JUST realized that..somehow i blocked it out? weird

PrettyCurlieQ
05-23-2007, 03:03 PM
King of the Hill is so deliciously white trash and I LOVE it even though I can rarely stand rednecks!!

cameron_keys
05-23-2007, 03:47 PM
Are you kidding? She's too busy digging her claws into my calf while rubbing her kitty parts on my ankle! Why, oh why, does she think I'm the male at home!?

And she isnt fixed because........?

Roulette
05-23-2007, 04:51 PM
i hate cramps.

miss marina
05-23-2007, 04:55 PM
^ sameeee. Im sitting in bed eating chocolate and poping midol =/

Roulette
05-23-2007, 04:59 PM
Man i wish I had chocolate... like a big fat chocolate shake. I wanna say fuck the diet and give me junk food!! Pizza and chocolate shakes and yeah that's all I want. piles and piles of it. maybe some ice cream with loads of hot fudge and whipped cream and cherries... gawd.

TMI BELOW - BEWARE!
Speaking of periods, mine is late and like black and has lots of stuff, like tissue... I'm kinda thinking that I had a natural abortie.

Lady Jade
05-23-2007, 05:00 PM
And she isnt fixed because........?

Because my mom refused to get it done, and I wasn't old enough to drive when we got the cat... and the cat is still technically my mom's, I'm not going out and looking for a beating...

Roulette
05-23-2007, 05:24 PM
seriously pat her butt (in quick succession) its funny. my friends cat starts cooing and going crazy.

TheSexKitten
05-23-2007, 05:27 PM
TMI BELOW - BEWARE!
Speaking of periods, mine is late and like black and has lots of stuff, like tissue... I'm kinda thinking that I had a natural abortie.

Dood mine wasn't late (it's been going for 3 months...) but I had a short phase where a bunch was black and clumpy. And the tissue blob was like... a little bigger than a quarter. :O

Roulette
05-23-2007, 05:38 PM
^^^ yeah I swear I popped out a little mini fetus. ok maybe not but it was a siignif amount of tissuey stuff. ok thanks I feel better!!

GenWar
05-23-2007, 05:38 PM
"The president can observe a vexing situation that seems to run counter to common sense, shake his head and observe aloud, 'There ought to be a law.' But the president cannot make that law."

-The Daily Show presents America: The Book, A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction

cameron_keys
05-23-2007, 07:06 PM
Because my mom refused to get it done, and I wasn't old enough to drive when we got the cat... and the cat is still technically my mom's, I'm not going out and looking for a beating...

Well that sucks....no offense but to have the poor cat suffer(and be way more at risk for cancer) is so sad....I hate it when people wont take vets advice

Off my soap box now....

Roulette
05-23-2007, 10:07 PM
SW is like crack.

my nose is stuffy. I want to meet some of the people on here. I do not want to wakeup so early. bah hum bug!

Pinky3160424
05-23-2007, 10:27 PM
Do I really HAVE to go to my day job?

sxybrat07
05-23-2007, 10:38 PM
I feel fat. I can't stop eating fast food. Someone needs to chain me to a salad before I end up like the fat rollercoaster people :(

RoseWhite
05-23-2007, 10:45 PM
^^ Shaddup, you hot thing! (Though TEEHEE on "rollercoaster people" ref.)

I hate when I grocery shop and get, like 6 bags for a total of about eight items. Did some edict go out from supermarkets to their baggers to never put more than three items in a (usually doubled for no specific reason) bag? SO wasteful and costly! I end up with a thousand plastic bags under my goddamn sink that I TRY to reuse, and they lose production costs on a non-renewable resource.

And it's not even like it saves time! I wind up standing there, clogging up the line rebagging, and returning half if not more of the bags they gave me, looking every bit the cranky old coot that is my future destiny.

Chicagoeditor
05-24-2007, 08:55 AM
One or two "fun" nights in Vegas, following my work obligations there next month? I can't decide. I'm set on staying over that Friday night. The question now becomes, "Do I dare stay over Saturday?" Decisions, decisions; expense, expense.

Roulette
05-24-2007, 11:09 AM
I hate when I grocery shop and get, like 6 bags for a total of about eight items. Did some edict go out from supermarkets to their baggers to never put more than three items in a (usually doubled for no specific reason) bag? SO wasteful and costly! I end up with a thousand plastic bags under my goddamn sink that I TRY to reuse, and they lose production costs on a non-renewable resource.

And it's not even like it saves time! I wind up standing there, clogging up the line rebagging, and returning half if not more of the bags they gave me, looking every bit the cranky old coot that is my future destiny.

Seriously!! I go shopping with my mom and the people are idiots!! They put cans on top of bread or eggs, and then the candy bar gets its own bag. Thums baggers aare damn fools!! At Shoppers, if you have them, you bag your own stuff. And really fuck the line, they can go to another line, you're doing your part to help. Do you have any friends with dogs? We reuse the plastic bags to pick up poo. icky yucky poo. yuck yuck, ew. not a fan of doggie doo. sorry... that went on long enough.

I only go to a few of the forums on here and forget about others.

I also want to punch those little men in the face when they act all tough when they're scrawny pale short men who I can see straight over their heads (w/o shoes on). If that makes sense.

MrChristopher
05-24-2007, 11:35 AM
I really don't feel like going to work tonight. Nope. Not at all.

Few things on Earth can send me into an almost instantaneous rage quicker then bad driving directions. Several places have lost my business simply because they can't properly tell you how to get there. It's irrational, but jesus fuck it makes me so mad I see red.

How is there no bread in my house? There were two loaves after I went shopping on Monday. It's Thursday. Wtf, did the kids have a mad toast spree or something?

I want coffee. Oh, and some sweet sweet booty would be nice, too.

I have a Milk and Cheese metal lunchbox sitting right here, and I'm betting RoseWhite is envious. Neener.

I was really hoping to have the extra cash for another European vacation this year, but it's not looking good.

Roulette
05-24-2007, 11:41 AM
I really don't feel like going to work tonight. Nope. Not at all.

Few things on Earth can send me into an almost instantaneous rage quicker then bad driving directions. Several places have lost my business simply because they can't properly tell you how to get there. It's irrational, but jesus fuck it makes me so mad I see red.

How is there no bread in my house? There were two loaves after I went shopping on Monday. It's Thursday. Wtf, did the kids have a mad toast spree or something?


Oh man I almost peed myself. That had be rolling. There's a lipsmacker next to me and he glared at me. poo on him, he smacks his lips all loud!

Embyr
05-24-2007, 11:52 AM
Few things on Earth can send me into an almost instantaneous rage quicker then bad driving directions. Several places have lost my business simply because they can't properly tell you how to get there. It's irrational, but jesus fuck it makes me so mad I see red.\

ha- i was definitely a victim of bad directions last night... my friends were trying to direct me to a bike night about 30 mi. from my house (incl. going through some pretty shady parts of Long Beach/San Pedro), but they had me chasing after a street that DID nOT exist where they said it did... and of course, this happened to be right around the ports of san pedro... so after my tiny bike was nearly bashed in by freighting trucks a few times, I proceeded to get myself super-lost in the barrios of the city, where no habla espanol... I stopped for gas and proceeded to get some REALLY weird looks... but then again, I suppose that's what my bike is for, right? new adventures? :D

I ordered a much bigger rat cage on e-bay and as soon as it comes I'm getting a friend for my boy... he looks so bored whenever I'm not playing with him... he needs a partner in rat-crime.

rozz
05-24-2007, 02:32 PM
I forgot how much my grabbing and scratching ability suffer when I have fake nails. Damn you, pretty french manicure!!!

GenWar
05-24-2007, 02:33 PM
Few things on Earth can send me into an almost instantaneous rage quicker then bad driving directions. Several places have lost my business simply because they can't properly tell you how to get there. It's irrational, but jesus fuck it makes me so mad I see red.


Buying a car, right? Get GPS Navigation...it is a lifesaver. I personally won't leave the freeway in New Jersey without it.

Honestly, I don't know how we lived before they had it.

-gen

TheSexKitten
05-24-2007, 05:33 PM
YAY! I tried Loreal sublime tanning lotion, and i got a full mani/pedi, and i got my ahir done, and ive been using crest whitestrips, and I look hhhhhhhhhot.

It's so fun to take care of myself for a change! ^^

Snowles
05-24-2007, 05:54 PM
Why do songs I hate so much get stuck in my head so easily, and for so long? A 10-hour mill shift is much worse when the entire time I have 3 songs I absolutely despise on a constant loop...

On the plus side, we set the board-feet record last night. I think we get something for that. Yay. :D

Roulette
05-25-2007, 04:46 AM
stretching rules.

i feel toxic.

I want to see my man. And my ex called last night... weirded me out. he blamed me indirectly for him not being able to be a cop... fuck that.

GenWar
05-25-2007, 06:16 AM
It's DISCO Friday!

"Gotta make a move to a
Town that's right for me
Town to keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy"

- "Funky Town"
Lipps, Inc.

Callyish
05-25-2007, 06:19 AM
Im in Jersey now... and umm... its weird....

Roulette
05-25-2007, 06:20 AM
... it's jersey... what do you expect?

GenWar
05-25-2007, 06:23 AM
I have friends who won't go to Jersey.

One guy drove from Boston to baltimore through Pennsylvania so he didn' have to go through Jersey.

Like Rou said...It's Jersey...

-gen