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PrettyCurlieQ
11-01-2007, 05:20 PM
HA HA!! I love that episode!!!LOL!!!


On the plus side...my custie took me shopping and to lunch today. cash would have been more helpful...but this was nice too! I've know him for 5 years and he's never even asked my real name...perfect custie!!

He bought me the COOLEST tree/perch.playgym thing for my birds(which I've been dying to get but they are just so expensive) and some new toys and yummy birdy food to go with it. So my babies will be happier!
It did perk me up a bit.


I'm glad you weren't offended by my post. :) I know you're in a sticky situation, but I tend to use humor as a defense mechanism (yeah, I copy off Friends a lot! hehe).

And congrats on the cool customer! Yay for shopping trips!

Snowles
11-01-2007, 05:20 PM
My brother and sister-in-law just came over with ultrasound pictures of their baby.

BrunetteGoddess
11-01-2007, 05:21 PM
I have an interview for Safeway next Tuesday.

TigersMilk
11-01-2007, 05:25 PM
Girls do meet guys at the gym?
I got out of the sauna today and saw a cute guy in the jacuzzi. I toweled off and went into the steam room. Went back out to try and not die and we strike up a convo. Turns out he's from my hometown?

His body was so hot! :drool: :hot: Awesome pec definition, lean all over and wearing tight black shorts. I could see e v e r y t h i n g. :bitelip: I really tried to stop myself from eye fucking him when he got out of the pool.

So, I left to go back in the steam room and said, "nice meeting you." I'm such a weenie. He follows me in and asks for my number.:blush:

Mily
11-01-2007, 05:54 PM
I truly think it's time for me to get my shit together and start to make serious plans for my return to Hawaii. Dear God, help me get back home...

BalletBaby
11-01-2007, 06:40 PM
I have been up doing stuff since before ten. 3 classes, talked with counselour, signed up for some classes, and took a test. I'm friggen exhausted:(

Oh, and I had to wait for over an hour to talk to a counselour for approximately 2 minutes. Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice::)

britt244
11-01-2007, 06:48 PM
why are there gnats in my apartment? i took out the trash, washed the dishes, ran the garbage disposal.. and theyre everywhere. how the hell do i get rid of them?

britt244
11-01-2007, 07:16 PM
baaaack up. those nasty girls from last night are so pathetic that theyre commenting mean things on each others facebook so i'll see. super cute. i didnt flirt with your boyfriend bitch. i. was. ASLEEP. he woke me up by groping me. kind of not my fault.

BalletBaby
11-01-2007, 07:24 PM
^u has a facebook?!

britt244
11-01-2007, 07:25 PM
yes ma'am :P

BalletBaby
11-01-2007, 07:27 PM
^add meeeeeeeeeeeeee. Seriously I has no friends. lol

britt244
11-01-2007, 07:31 PM
i added you!

i have friends but one of them apparently is a mean girl. :( and i have to see her at my internship twice a week.. fun fun. thank god i only have a month left.

cameron_keys
11-01-2007, 08:12 PM
baaaack up. those nasty girls from last night are so pathetic that theyre commenting mean things on each others facebook so i'll see. super cute. i didnt flirt with your boyfriend bitch. i. was. ASLEEP. he woke me up by groping me. kind of not my fault.


You should freak them out and tell them that you were not hitting on their bf's because you didnt see anything in them...but now that the girls have gone so OVERBOARD with INSANE jealousy the guys must be something amazing and you'll have to give them another look....

Make them nuts.THey are already accusing you of it...scare the shit out of them that you might actually do it.

britt244
11-01-2007, 08:37 PM
You should freak them out and tell them that you were not hitting on their bf's because you didnt see anything in them...but now that the girls have gone so OVERBOARD with INSANE jealousy the guys must be something amazing and you'll have to give them another look....

Make them nuts.THey are already accusing you of it...scare the shit out of them that you might actually do it.

hahaha they would so deserve that.. except i have to work with the one girl at my internship for another month. boo.

sun child
11-01-2007, 08:50 PM
Today, on my second day off, I started the interview process for school. Tomorrow I should go back to work, or go to an audition, or something.

Callyish
11-01-2007, 09:10 PM
I have a hell of a headache *sigh*

hardkandee
11-01-2007, 10:37 PM
I have a hell of a headache *sigh*

You're hella cute though. You doing a US tour in my neck of the woods anytime?


I think I'm turning into an evil bitch, but I just don't want to put up with anyone's bullshit anymore. In the real world and on the internet. Hardkandee has lost her candy coating. Suck it up, buttercup.




Oh! To the person who suggested going to the halloween stores and buying stuff on sale, THANK YOU! I just quadrupled my costume collection (at 50% off)!

Mastridonicus
11-01-2007, 10:43 PM
I so hope she circles Yes.

iambonbon05
11-02-2007, 12:23 AM
SO.

C went to a bar with his friend Eric and Eric's friend, some girl. I wanted him to have a good time and half expected him to call me to pick him up half an hour later after hardly drinking anything.

Instead, he calls three hours later and I have to yell at him on the phone for him to hear me and I think I hear a slur in his voice. I get there and Eric is holding him up. He gets in the car and he's obviously shit faced and apparently he's had about 10 strong drinks (maybe more, he had some mixed drinks) and he's puked a bit already.

I am TERRIFIED of vomit. So I'm not happy about him being in the car and we drive slowly and thankfully he doesn't yak and I had our roommate help me bring him in the house.

I'm kinda pissed. I had a bad day and I was hoping to have a nice night with him once he got back and instead he's non functioning. And I'm still scared he's going to hurl so I hate to say it but I'm avoiding him. I made him take some advil and drink some water (he needs to drink more) left him a garbage bag and well, here I am.

Soz, needed a spot to rant.

Callyish
11-02-2007, 12:31 AM
You're hella cute though. You doing a US tour in my neck of the woods anytime?




Im working with an American agent to get my papers so I can legally work in the US lol.

So hopefully soon :biggrin:

Callyish
11-02-2007, 12:46 AM
Anyone else notice how new posters just pop up out of nowhere? LoL seriously it seems these people with hundreds of posts pop up out of nowhere lol.

austinatalie
11-02-2007, 01:32 AM
^ like who?

MrChristopher
11-02-2007, 01:47 AM
I should be asleep, but I am not tired enough yet. Was CSI new tonight? Maybe I'll watch that On Demand or something. Spiderman 3 was a big load of crap, btw. I know that's late in the game, but I am strictly a DVD guy anymore. Fuuuuuuuuuuck. I want a grilled cheese. Urgh, the kidlets are out of school today, and will be up in about 2 hours or so. I also need an oil change. Not me personally, but, you know, the car. Yes yes yes.

Lady Jade
11-02-2007, 01:49 AM
I must have been more tired than I thought considering I just woke up from my "nap".

Mily
11-02-2007, 04:33 AM
I should be asleep, but instead I'm waiting for the clinic to open at 8am so I can pick up my damn prescription....GGGGRRRRRR!!!!!

cherryripeboy
11-02-2007, 04:46 AM
Good Golly Ms. Molly!!

cherryripeboy
11-02-2007, 04:51 AM
Today is geek day at work.... they seriously don't pay me enough to dress up as a geek... I fix and repair computers... I have no life outside my family... so in protest I'm wearing black. I'm sure I'll be dusty by the end of the day, but I don't give-a-shit. I'm mean-nasty, and out for blood. The it-kid at work screwed up last night... let the phone queue get too high, while there were at least 2 people that could help out... oh and one guy went home early. I'm sure there is going to be hell to pay. Multiple departments all want their computers moved today... Just not interested. I'd call in sick if 4 people were not already out. I mostly like this job, I just hate false promises, and not being paid enough.

Lysondra
11-02-2007, 06:11 AM
I just blew my nose to discover there was glitter in it. Tons of glitter.

I sneeze stripper.

Snowles
11-02-2007, 06:42 AM
Anyone else notice how new posters just pop up out of nowhere? LoL seriously it seems these people with hundreds of posts pop up out of nowhere lol.

I'm not new, Cally. You know that :P

My avatar is though. It's a symbol (to me) for avoiding any possible drama that may arise involving me. I has no ears, I cannot hear it. And I is a cute kitteh.:D

britt244
11-02-2007, 08:13 AM
i dont think i can put off doing laundry any longer. i have almost nothing clean.

sxybrat07
11-02-2007, 09:19 AM
I want cheese fries. Mmmm....cheese.....

maximvsv
11-02-2007, 09:23 AM
Brat, your avatar is exactly what I needed to start off the afternoon. I've been writing stuff since 4:30 this morning, and I'm starting to get dizzy.

sxybrat07
11-02-2007, 09:28 AM
^^Hahaha, it always makes me feel better :) Glad to help ;)

kaiarose
11-02-2007, 09:29 AM
I'm really hungover today!!! I need help! No one is responding to my hungover thread. So I have to sit here and suffer something that I did to myself dammit!

britt244
11-02-2007, 09:32 AM
why am i so tired? i slept well & long, and i woke up, took my vitamins, drank my emergen-c, and started to work out. i could barely keep my eyes open. what is going on??

britt244
11-02-2007, 10:45 AM
what the hell? ive never had a problem having a package delivered but my lush needs a signature. grrr. so now i have to go pick it up myself tonight or tomorrow >:(

at least the fedex place is close to work so i can get it on the way..

cameron_keys
11-02-2007, 12:17 PM
Fuckin' A there are people on this site that piss me the fuck off. If only I could bring myself to ignore.....

sxybrat07
11-02-2007, 12:21 PM
Fuckin' A there are people on this site that piss me the fuck off. If only I could bring myself to ignore.....

Ditto.

On the plus side, I have chips and guacamole and salsa. That makes everything better!!

Yekhefah
11-02-2007, 12:26 PM
I have to work a double shift today but I don't want to. I just want to write and clean my house and do laundry and maybe go to the spa. Oh well, I can do that tomorrow, I guess... better make lunch and have a bath so I can go shake my tail feathers. I've never worked a double shift before. I hope my feet don't fall off and die.

cameron_keys
11-02-2007, 12:45 PM
Bleh..gotta go to work. At least my custie is coming in to see me..the one who took me shopping yesterday so I hope he is still in a spendy mood.

sxybrat07
11-02-2007, 12:47 PM
I cleaned my basement, did the dishes, and am doing laundry. Boy will be so proud!

Yekhefah
11-02-2007, 12:48 PM
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me but I can't get enough dick these days. I'm ready to place another booty call but I really want K. I usually fantasize about women but I'm not, I'm fantasizing about dick. I want dick after dick after dick and I want it everywhere. I guess it's a good thing for me to go to work today, hopefully I'll make money while I feel like this!

"I mean a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night afternoon... dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickDICK."
"How many dicks is that?"
"A lot."

miss marina
11-02-2007, 12:51 PM
I had the garage door up and my car inside...my cat decided to climb on my car and jump up and sit on the garage door. I walked out there to close the door and she about had a heart attack! Jumped down in .2 seconds! LOL aww...she is now following me to every room meowing at me! so sorry little jumper..I dont think she will ever get up there again

britt244
11-02-2007, 12:58 PM
omg.. you guys are right, i do need new friends.

i was telling my friend justin about halloween and how the girls were accusing me of hitting on their boyfriends.. mind you i was sleeping when i was supposedly hitting on the one, the other i asked a question to so i said maybe 10 words the entire night.. and he said that it was my own fault. i was like ok when you get out of this bad mood talk to me then.. and he said he wasnt in one but i should be taking the blame. blame for what?! waking up with a girls boyfriend next to me? i was sleeping on the couch and was alone when i fell asleep. that is so shitty of him but not of me! do you guys think its my fault? am i just crazy to think i didnt do anything wrong?

but anyway i was like ok whatever youre being an asshole. and he goes "at least im not a stripper." >:(

Callyish
11-02-2007, 12:59 PM
Fuckin' A there are people on this site that piss me the fuck off. If only I could bring myself to ignore.....

I agree 100000000000000000000% !!

OdysseusNJ
11-02-2007, 12:59 PM
Hospitals suck.

Chicagoeditor
11-02-2007, 01:01 PM
I usually fantasize about women but I'm not, I'm fantasizing about dick. I want dick after dick after dick and I want it everywhere. I guess it's a good thing for me to go to work today, hopefully I'll make money while I feel like this!


Wow. Yek, if you don't make a TON of money at work today, the universe is broken.

Yekhefah
11-02-2007, 01:01 PM
^^^ Total dickhead. (Ooops, that was for Brit. To CE... ahahaha!)

Oh yeah that reminds me. Last night I was at the Chinese-American Film Festival with a couple chicks from my Chinese class, and the topic of stripper discrimination came up. It turns out that there are two strippers in my Chinese class - me, and this Mexican GUY! He's this really pretty boy with great muscles and he always wears these tight sleeveless muscle shirts. He's not gay though, just pretty. He's really smart and he studies the hell out of his Chinese, probably the best student in the class. And he's a stripper. I love it.

Embyr
11-02-2007, 01:05 PM
^^ that's FUNNY. ;D

miss marina
11-02-2007, 01:06 PM
anyway i was like ok whatever youre being an asshole. and he goes "at least im not a stripper."

tell him to come up with better insults ::)