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krchab99
04-02-2007, 05:39 PM
i realy like this thread so i am bumping it. oh and i joined a new gym today becuse it is open 24 hrs so now i am a member of 3 gyms and have 2 trainers I love fittness I WILL do a figure compition that is my ultimate goal.

aussiepunkshocker
04-04-2007, 08:31 AM
I really should not have stripperweb open for the WHOLE day, its a distraction! Go to bed, GO TO BED!!!

aussiepunkshocker
04-04-2007, 08:34 AM
I obsessed for most of today also - inbetween stripperweb and myspace and chatting to him on msn that is... I need to go to work locally, I really have nothing else to do really whilst Im here, lol!

Now sleep, lol...


Oh thank God it's not just me obsessing on the tubesteak. :D

thefrog
04-04-2007, 08:43 AM
why did i sign up for overtime ? now im working 25 days in a row. :weeping:

BmiWMT14
04-04-2007, 08:54 AM
-This is a great thread

- the rain here in connecticut sucks

- A taser to the back of the neck does not hurt that bad

- If I changed my names leagally to Muthr Phucker, would people still call it out?

- my production rate at work has dropped 15%, since i found SW

Vyanka
04-04-2007, 09:45 AM
I love Sade's voice. It's so soothing. :cloud9: If I had a voice like hers, i'd seduce everyone. ;D

Alicia Keys is cool too.

Vyanka
04-04-2007, 09:46 AM
But fuck this, I need NIN or Distured right now. ;D

Snowles
04-04-2007, 09:51 AM
I wonder what a rave looks like to a deaf person?

Why do I feel the urge sometimes to get a tattoo across my chest that says "You must be this tall to ride"?

Would a bi-polar person be twice as worried about global warming?

southstbabe
04-04-2007, 01:44 PM
Where's Mast?

Paintbaby
04-04-2007, 02:08 PM
I'm just not all that hungry today.

Snowles
04-04-2007, 02:17 PM
I wish I was so rich I could get a monkey-butler. That would be awesome. And I'd buy a dune buggy, too. Just because.

BrunetteGoddess
04-04-2007, 02:24 PM
I wish we could afford more than Ramen and microwave burritos. That's not very healthy.

JustJayda
04-04-2007, 03:25 PM
Where's Mast?

Up in me. Mind your business!

;D j/k;D

Snowles
04-04-2007, 05:09 PM
Why do I come up with so many song ideas when I have no way of writing them down?

Katrine
04-04-2007, 05:31 PM
Why am I sleepy all day when there is work to do, yet full of energy once I get home and try to go to bed?

My clean laundry has been on my bed for over a week now. I just pick up the suit I want to wear and throw it in the dryer to straighten it out. Voila!

Should I clean my house up a bit and get some booty tonight? I just had indian food with lots of hot mango curry. Will I be sweating it out during sexy time? Is it worth it?

Why does this Microsoft douche get to fly in outer space and I don't?
http://spaceports.blogspot.com/2007/04/simonyi-to-ride-soyuz-to-iss-april-7.html

Embyr
04-04-2007, 06:00 PM
Should I clean my house up a bit and get some booty tonight? I just had indian food with lots of hot mango curry. Will I be sweating it out during sexy time? Is it worth it?

hey mast i remember curry-time.... :D

hahah i do like this thread- my other forum (the sportbike one) has a thread like this entitled the "Post-whore thread." (i.e. getting up your post-count makes you a post-whore. ;D ) it has like over 6000 responses and is renewed every year.

i need to go to the gym too... blahhh but i am NOT in the mood, I'd much rather go back to bed. I know this is depression creeping in though, and I need to try to do something about it. Too much has been going on lately and it's becoming tough to handle.

I'm really scared about my teeth- in 5 days I'm getting major work done (crowns, a root canal, and 5 fillings) and I'm being put under to do it... urgh.... this is why no one should ever try bulimia. EVER. it destroys your mouth, along with everything else. ok, end rant. blah.

BrunetteGoddess
04-04-2007, 06:07 PM
My automotive forum has a similar thread as well titled "A Place For Random Thoughts". Well over 200 pages....

gingerlee
04-04-2007, 06:11 PM
Why do people that work for the TSA all have their own procedures?? You're part of a large agency, QUIT making up your rules as you go, and stop taking my Lipglass! (The guy TSA agents never do.)

Why does the TSA steal my porn? I count that shit before it goes through security, do DVD's grow legs in airports?

If I go to a doctor for a problem, why do they always blame it on a side effect of my medication? If I ask which medication it is, they never know. If you don't know what drug it is, how do you *know* it's a side effect?

Why am I less scared to sleep in hotels than I am of sleeping in my own house?

Why do I get fixated on a certain food item, and then eat it constantly, no matter how hard it is to find?

Why does the girl at the pharmacy not even ask why I'm there or what my name is, she just goes and gets my medicine? Am I THAT memorable? That girl has hundreds of people in there each day, she told me that, so what gives?

Why am I watching American Idol? I hate Sanjaya, and I know he's not going home, so why don't I change the damn channel??

Why does my bird bite my toes?

JustJayda
04-04-2007, 06:11 PM
If you could see farts (like an indicative/color-coded gas cloud), would people have better diets?

hardkandee
04-04-2007, 06:14 PM
hahah i do like this thread- my other forum (the sportbike one) has a thread like this entitled the "Post-whore thread." (i.e. getting up your post-count makes you a post-whore. ;D ) it has like over 6000 responses and is renewed every year.


Aren't all threads on SW game for post-whores? :P


And omg, mango curry? I need to find somewhere to make that for me! Curry is soo good...


I am having such an awesome time playing my xbox 360! I think I'm delusional.

Tart
04-04-2007, 06:18 PM
I've had a headache for 3 fucking days, I absolutely despise everyone right now..and I don't know why. I think I have a personality disorder and not depression ..which is why meds never worked or helped. I think I'm a fucking masochist ( personality ) and when I told my bf ..because I felt like I finally had an answer to somethings that have been bugging me he says " oh here we go again" and didnt' say much else after that. I feel like he doesn't care. and now im totally bummed and didn't get out of bed til 6pm.

Tart
04-04-2007, 06:22 PM
During anal sex.... if you fart....can he feel it?
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hahahaha holy fuck. I was in the WORST mood and read that and because I've been holding pee for 2 hours out of laziness..almost pissed on myself due to laughing

Tart
04-04-2007, 06:28 PM
If you could see farts (like an indicative/color-coded gas cloud), would people have better diets?

I would bet that most of us would eat whatever it would take to make our farts our fave color

xbloodydewdropx
04-04-2007, 06:35 PM
I saw a bird today and it was pretty.

That bird made me hungry for some pollo tropical.

A shark then swam out of the grass-covered median near Starbucks and Boston Market and ate the bird.

And then I woke up and realized my fever had spiked again....

cameronfl
04-04-2007, 06:39 PM
I would bet that most of us would eat whatever it would take to make our farts our fave color

I'm now picturing hot pink and ocean blue clouds spewing from my butt.....sweet...

am1
04-04-2007, 06:43 PM
Why do I keep gaining weight when i eat better and exercise more than i used to? :'(

JustJayda
04-04-2007, 06:44 PM
I'm now picturing hot pink and ocean blue clouds spewing from my butt.....sweet...

LMAO!!! What foods would make those color farts, pre tel (is that how u spell that???)?

And don't say Jelly Belly's or any kinda colored candy, cuz that's a cop-out!

cameronfl
04-04-2007, 06:47 PM
LMAO!!! What foods would make those color farts, pre tel (is that how u spell that???)?

And don't say Jelly Belly's or any kinda colored candy, cuz that's a cop-out!

LOL..I dont know....but I would DEF find out cause thats wht color I'd want them to be!

as_intended
04-04-2007, 06:57 PM
why do i have to clean up the entire house before my mother in law visits for easter?. Is there anything to eat? i wonder if theres aliens out there?

AlexxaHex
04-04-2007, 07:02 PM
~I am getting really good at knowing who each poster is here by their avatar, yet Hardkandee and Yekhefah always confuse me and I have to do a double take. Why must they block the nipples anyway? :P It kind of messes with my day when a regular poster changes their avatar. Somehow I think that is sad...I spend too much time here.

~I know a hermaphrodite who lives as a woman. They would probably put her in a female prison if she were to go. I think they put them in prisons corresponding to how they have chosen to live.

~I think "hermaphrodite" is a generally insulting term to identify them nowadays. They usually prefer to be called "intersexed".

~Contrary to popular belief, they do not have both a penis and a vagina. They cannot reproduce on their own. They usually have one half of everything and their equipment does not function as a full male or full female's would. Usually they have reconstructive surgery to live as either a physical male or female. Their brains also function differently on many levels. Many of them have to take hormones and have surgery to "fit in", yet they will always be a separate 3rd gender. That's really amazing, I think. Intersexed people should be honored as special and not made fun of ever.

~I used to want to have sex with one until I found out about the half and half thing. Now I realize it might just be frustrating and I might not be having sex with the person because I like them, but because of their genetic disposition. That would be kind of rude, I think.

~Okay, enough about that...HOLY SHIT I am going to go into labor in about 3 months. Someone said it hurts worse than having a tooth pulled with no drugs. Holy shit. OMG Holy shit. Wow. *change subject*

~I am so sick of peeing all the time.

~It is REALLY funny when little kids swear. I remember it being so liberating to shout expletives...and I still feel that way.

~I hate the way lettuce and tomato feel when I bite into them in a sandwich, yet I love salad. Maybe it's the contrast of texture.

~I wonder if I can teach myself how to use frames in Dreamweaver again. I learned once and then I forgot. Does that mean I never really learned?

~Will I ever run out of random thoughts? I can see myself writing huge novels about all my random thoughts. I'm a fucking Gemini. This thread is going to eat up all of my spare time! Help!

~The ding on the microwave is a very comforting noise to me. It's funny how the little noises your appliances and home make can become necessary to your comfort. I guess this means my soup is warm now.

~Hail Satan!

crizgolfer
04-04-2007, 07:06 PM
Wow! Finally a thread where I can post something of no significance and it won't be deleted....;)

Snowles
04-04-2007, 07:15 PM
I have a quote from the Simpsons, but I can't remember it word for word...that never happens to me.

Bart: What about some kind of half-man, half-monkey?

Ms. Crabapple (?): No, that would be playing G-d.

Bart: G-d schmod, I want my monkey-man!

AlexxaHex
04-04-2007, 07:17 PM
Chief Wiggum: It's an Esquilax!

Lisa: No, it's a bunny! Here, bunny!

Cheif Wiggum: Esquilax.

GenWar
04-04-2007, 08:01 PM
"You know, Bill, I am not sure that all this torture and killing is very Christian..."

-Pope Benedict, South Park "Fantastic Easter Special"

hardkandee
04-05-2007, 12:30 PM
Why must I write a paper on "Are the US and Canada friends?" if I'm an art history major? This stuff is lost on me. And it's not like I can just write: Yes. Cally likes to come visit all of us Americans.

Damn.
So if anyone has reputible, academic sources for this, I'll love you forever.

The topic is "The United States and Canada: Friends Who Have Agreed to Disagree." You are to analyze every aspect of the topic/question: Are the U.S. and Canada "friends"? (What do we mean by "friends"?) In what respects do the U.S. and Canada disagree on important foreign policy issues, as well as on domestic policy issues directly related to the conduct of foreign policy – e.g., the protection of civil liberties and of political dissent in times of threats to national security? Is the extent of these disagreements growing, or declining? What factors – for example, cultural, and/or political – explain these differences in perspective?

If you would like to limit the policy foci, it is acceptable to concentrate on (1) the projection of military force abroad (e.g., Iraq, Afghanistan), (2) policies toward protection of the environment (e.g., the Kyoto Protocol), and (3) Canadian public opinion related to U.S. foreign policy. It is not required, however, that you limit your paper to these policy foci.

cameronfl
04-05-2007, 12:32 PM
Why must I write a paper on "Are the US and Canada friends?" if I'm an art history major? This stuff is lost on me. And it's not like I can just write: Yes. Cally likes to come visit all of us Americans.

Damn.
So if anyone has reputible, academic sources for this, I'll love you forever.

No reputable sources...but now I have both callys hot body AND south parks "Blame Canada" song bouncing in my head

JustJayda
04-05-2007, 12:35 PM
No reputable sources...but now I have both callys hot body AND south parks "Blame Canada" song bouncing in my head

with their beedy lyddle eyyees!

hardkandee
04-05-2007, 12:36 PM
The professor is such a stuck up, fat, egotistical prude... He'd demolish me publicly if I just handed in Cally's hot bod. :(

The 18 year-old boys in the class... well, they'd probably carry me around on their shoulders rejoicing. I'm pretty sure 75% of the boys in that class are virgins.

BmiWMT14
04-05-2007, 12:41 PM
Whats does easter have to do with Bunnies?

What do Bunnies and Eggs have to do with each other?

Why am I so addicted to SW?

Godddd is it 5:00pm yet?

krchab99
04-05-2007, 12:54 PM
schould i eat strawberry's for afternoon snack or almounds or a little of both. I wonder what my cab drivers wife looks like he talks about her a lot i think thats sweet. I take cabs everywhere it costs alot but i meet cool people some of my best freinds have been cabbies. I want to quite dancing to work in a gym so I can work on my goals and get free gym membership but hubby thinks dancing make more money that makes me sad becuse I love the gym and would utlimaly love to help people reach there goals. I think everyone should be fit. OH my god i was so pleased with myself becuse my cab driver ate a salsad instead of whilte castle or other fatting distugting crap he usally eats I am glad i can have a postive impact. :)

BrunetteGoddess
04-05-2007, 12:56 PM
I thought you were super excited to go back to dancing? I thought it was this big thing for you??

krchab99
04-05-2007, 01:02 PM
it was but once i got back into it I was not as happy as i though i was going to be and I learned what realy makes me happy i think I am on a self discovery journy right now. Don't get me wrong i am super happy I accomplished my goal by once i accomplished my goal I felt as though I needed a new goal which is when i realy started to relize that fittness truely makes me happy to the point where i think i finaly found my calling in life so now i just want to go futher towards that dream. I WILL do figure compitions within the next 2 years. :) Oh and the realy awsome thing is at pt's one of the dancers I met was super awsome and nice to me and I found out she is a fintess champion who is starting her own training biz life is funny like that everything happends for a reason if I did not shoot for my goal of pt's i would never have met her and she can help me with my goals. :)

cameronfl
04-05-2007, 01:04 PM
Whats does easter have to do with Bunnies?

What do Bunnies and Eggs have to do with each other?

Why am I so addicted to SW?

Godddd is it 5:00pm yet?

Saint Peter was a the first Pope and a bunny...according to all knowing Matt and Trey....

BmiWMT14
04-05-2007, 01:20 PM
.....according to all knowing Matt and Trey....

:rotfl: :rotfl:

BrunetteGoddess
04-05-2007, 01:28 PM
Right on krchab :)

Tart
04-05-2007, 03:21 PM
I wanna know why I can't seem to shake this headache or laziness...

I need more skinny cow

I want to make 10 grand this month at work , when I finally go back.

I feel fat today

so fat that I swear I can feel the fat on my sides while I'm just sitting here...

cameronfl
04-05-2007, 07:31 PM
Why do i feel fat even after working out for 2-3 hours every day for the past 2 weeks?

Why does the Steuffers french bread pizza in the freezer keep calling my name? I swear...I can hear it's cheesy siren song telling me all about it's saucy deliciousness....fingers in ears..la la la la ...i cant hear you pizza..la la la la

cameronfl
04-05-2007, 07:32 PM
Why do I have a feeling I'm going to wreck my diet with frozen french bread pizza at midnight?


TRYING TO RESIST>>>>>>>.............aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh

HoneyHITZ
04-05-2007, 07:52 PM
so cant this be like random rants?

like how much i hate the guy that hit my car last week and took off... then the guy had to balls to go to the police station yesterday and tell them that I left the scene? asshat.

and the guy who chargedback 2 hours worth of calls he did with me and 30 minutes of calls with another girl... which now means i have to pay $120 BACK to my work for work i actually did.. how is that fair? i think someone should kick him in the balls for doing that bullshit.

and my final random rant... i hate my landlord. December: Oh no honey, no worries we're not raising your rent. Even though I left your aunt and am getting remarried, you're still family. March: In 60 days your rent will increase to 1100 a month. fuck you.

i hate people.

one last thing... when did mast get so weird? oh thats right, hes alwyas been that way, lol.

BrunetteGoddess
04-05-2007, 07:56 PM
The cops didn't believe the asshat did they?!