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MrChristopher
05-27-2007, 11:48 PM
Aww shit, Alexxa's about to get medieval on his ass!

I drove up to the store, walked up to the door, and they're closed from 10pm-7am, then back to 24/7. Annoying. So I went to Wawa and got a Gatorade and some pull-n-peel Twizzlers. Bored. Maybe I'll bust out an old game like Diablo or something.

TheSexKitten
05-28-2007, 12:13 AM
:covereyes

Out of morbid curiosity I watched some of the clips on efukt.com and I literally feel sick now.

:-\ :(

TheSexKitten
05-28-2007, 01:15 PM
Wow. My friend had a bday recently and her bf didn't even get her a card. :(

He's nice and all, and broke (so no gift is almost barely understandable)... but a card is like 3 bucks! A single red rose would only be like $3 at most.

Do you guys think that's excusable? They've been together for a couple years now. I think that's hella uncool!

cameron_keys
05-28-2007, 01:25 PM
So I went to Wawa

I miss WaWa....their chocolate peanut butter ice cream ROCKS!!

rozz
05-28-2007, 01:34 PM
Three minutes until I'm certain I'm not pregnant. Fuck you, First Response, work faster!




Three loooong minutes later, I am happily without child. Woot, barren uterus!

sxybrat07
05-28-2007, 01:41 PM
Three minutes until I'm certain I'm not pregnant. Fuck you, First Response, work faster!




Three loooong minutes later, I am happily without child. Woot, barren uterus!

Hooray for non-pregnancy! (though we would make some hot love children :P)

rozz
05-28-2007, 01:45 PM
Hooray for non-pregnancy! (though we would make some hot love children :P)

I know you're gettin hitched and all, but can we still have girlsex and make teh babeez?

sxybrat07
05-28-2007, 01:57 PM
Hey, you're gettin hitched too! And YES :)

lolitachick
05-28-2007, 02:05 PM
hahahaha thats freaking awesome!! I hope you got a free pass to see a movie in the future... that's what i always do when that happens.


No, actually, I didn't. >:( They gave us a a free voucher for a "complimentary" size soda, which is smaller than small.

Another funny part of the Pirates 3 movie was when one of the movie theater workers took a guys clearly plastic sword while explaining “we can’t permit weapons in here.”
I think he would have been displeased to know that the day before I was there with a girl who carries two knives and a large metal nail file in her purse. ;D ;D ;D

rozz
05-28-2007, 02:05 PM
Hey, you're gettin hitched too! And YES :)

I'm only getting hitched if you don't show up at the wedding and hold a boom box over your head, "Say Anything" style.

sxybrat07
05-28-2007, 02:09 PM
I'm only getting hitched if you don't show up at the wedding and hold a boom box over your head, "Say Anything" style.

Oh, don't you doubt me :) I'ma wear hammer pants while I do it too! *sings* Can't touch this ....nanananana...can't touch this...

rozz
05-28-2007, 02:10 PM
*sings* Can't touch this ....nanananana...can't touch this...

I can't? Aww. :crying:

Paintbaby
05-28-2007, 02:19 PM
Apparently, my cat has decided that she now likes fettucine with garlic cream sauce.

sxybrat07
05-28-2007, 02:21 PM
I can't? Aww. :crying:

Fine...YOU can, but no one else :P

Oooh, I wanna be Paintbaby's cat, I likes garlic cream sauce too! Yum!

PrettyCurlieQ
05-28-2007, 03:37 PM
Why am I working tonight? Oh yeah, because I have good nights (like Saturday), and then decide to go blow all my money on partying in two days. TWO DAYS!! I hate me.. :(

miss marina
05-28-2007, 03:58 PM
papa johns pizza with some cherry coke is so good...im gonna go pass out.

Roulette
05-28-2007, 04:05 PM
i am sleepy and I have been sleeping all day. I think I drank about 3 to 4 pitchers of beer all to myself last night plus mixed drinks. I generally only go to bars where I know the bartenders so i can drink for cheap... But I am alllllll kinds of into my ability to go into a bar I've never been to in a town I've never hung out in, and w/o trying to have people pay for my drinks (and the drinks of my friends, when they know I have a boyfriend) get them for free. I was proud of myself. Philly is a fun little place!
Rundown:
6 or 7 pitchers I only paid for one.
about 2 mixed drinks and i didnt pay for any of them.
3 shots I didnt pay for either.

Having boobs and being cute really rules!!

miss marina
05-28-2007, 04:16 PM
^ hehe i never pay for drinks either. its the best!!!!

sun child
05-28-2007, 07:38 PM
I have done nothing all day but smoke weed and not eat. It's 7:38 now, and I just put a pot of water on to boil. I'm going to make spaghetti, and it's going to be good. And life can resume tomorrow.

rozz
05-29-2007, 07:52 AM
I'm going to 6 Flags!!! And buying a season pass that's good at any 6 Flags location.

Lady Jade, there's one in New Jersey, wanna come with? You can eat gross fried things while I ride the rides.

cameron_keys
05-29-2007, 08:48 AM
^^ Hee hee..I worked at the one in Jackson NJ...I could tell tales.....but that was a very long time ago

twisterinAZ
05-29-2007, 08:49 AM
My car has been sitting in a parking lot since Saturday. I probably should go get it.

Chicagoeditor
05-29-2007, 09:49 AM
Yuck. Had to book the redeye back from Vegas on a Sunday night to save the company money (and keep myself in Sin City for as long as possible).

Okay, I've done this redeye once before and it was rather fun--gave a bored flight attendent a back massage--but I just know I'll be useless coming straight into work that Monday.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 10:44 AM
Hey Rozz is there a 6 flags in Boston, or near it? My friends and I were talking about making a 3 day trip up there some time this summer, maybe we could all go...

I am freaking in love with all of sc0101's avatars, every couple of weeks it seems like there's another fabulous ass shot!! it's great!!

I was asked if I was a skinhead because of the way I look i guess. The guy couldn't believe I had never had a Chelsea haircut. I have never thought that I looked in any way like a skin and so I asked a couple of my friends who were skins back in the day. They said "To a degree, yes" and "You have the retired bootgirl look. The bangs are reminiscent of the chelsea - way too hot for your own good" I don't knwo how I feel about this... I was complimented but I dont want to look like a skin.... le sigh.

I think I want food.

MrChristopher
05-29-2007, 11:08 AM
^^I get the skinhead thing quite often. Bald head+big angry eyebrows+large combat boots=understandable. Now that I am all scruffy faced and have switched to engineer boots, people often ask if I ride a motorcycle. I guess there's a preconceived notion for everything.

We will be having a houseguest for a few weeks, starting tonight. She's groovy though, and is just crashing here until she has to go work out passport stuff with Canada. She's bringing her hyper spastic beagle, and I have a feeling my 3 cats will be quite unamused. She's a member, actually. maybe she'll get on and post from here, who knows.

Now I have errands to run. Yay.

ETA: A bunch of my friends want to amass a huge group for 6 Flags (NJ) next Monday, but I firmly refuse to go after Memorial Day. Too hot, too many people, 2 hour lines. No thanks.

mollyzmoon
05-29-2007, 11:15 AM
It's so good to be home. I'm not made for travelling. I literally feel a sickness when I am away. A weird feeling in my stomach, and it crawls up through my arms.

I always want to be somewhere else, then I go, have a good time, and all of a sudden I feel like I'm turning to sand...

Also, every single time I'm in an airplane I'm certain it's going to fuck up the landing and kill us. Nothing else about flying scares me, except the landing. Weird.

So Hello Ottawa! I hate your obsession with hockey, and all your mosquitoes, but apparently I've missed you.

The_Oceans
05-29-2007, 11:53 AM
Ugh, this is what I get for not eating for a whole day (because of traveling)...while out running errands I ate not one, but TWO McDonald's value meals in one sitting. And yes, I did watch "Super Size Me", so I know I've done a whacko thing.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 01:58 PM
There should be a SW gathering at a theme park (that sells alcohol) I think that would be hella fun... but not until I'm donw with school.

I have a barbell in my tongue that I never play with... this would be good except that I generally have another barbell that I play with instead... make sense? UHH NOOOO.

I am not a skinhead, but steel toe boots and cuffed pants i guess will give people the wrong impression... even if the top half of the body is retro pin up all the way. I wear boots because who knows what I'll be doing (riding a motor cycle, dumpser diving, kicking someone)... its more of a safety thing. gerr. gerr. (I was asked again this afternoon in a train station, wtf?)

krchab99
05-29-2007, 02:11 PM
I missed the random thread while i was out of town. I wish it was possiable to live with 2 men in my house instead of just one oh well such is life.

TigersMilk
05-29-2007, 02:22 PM
Im gonna go buy plants for my house today :)

Roulette
05-29-2007, 02:32 PM
Such is mango.
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b390/Betherblue/MangoSNL.jpg

The_Oceans
05-29-2007, 02:33 PM
*is really curious about krchab's desired living arrangements now*

Sorry, I'll stop being a Nosy Nick now. ;)

Roulette
05-29-2007, 02:34 PM
^^^ hahaha I was to until i read "such is life" which prompted the above post.

MrChristopher
05-29-2007, 02:45 PM
^^Everytime I see a mango in the supermarket, in my head I go "You cannot toucha de Mango!!"

My son goes to camp for a few days tomorrow with his class, and right now he is acting like a complete fuckbag.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 03:38 PM
AAAAAAHAHAHA YOU CALLED YOUR KID A FUCKBAG!!!! I imagine you are talking about a 6th grader.

AlexxaHex
05-29-2007, 03:45 PM
Why does everybody think I am the homo-gay?

I was actually going to post a pic of Mango in the "who loves mangos" thread. Seriously. Roulette, you rock.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 03:52 PM
I do not think you are the homo-gay (and honestly the fact that you said homo-gay makes me really happy as until now I had thought it was only my friends and I who said that).

My boyfriend jusat called me to tell me he forgot why he'd called, that he has to go and that he will call me back in about half an hour.

I am really glad I am not preggers.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 03:55 PM
UHoh....the SW water is at it again.

Roulette, you are the 2nd post in random thread about glad your not preggers. 2 close calls, and 1 hit. Someone just posted in LO or BB they were preg. It must be going around again....I better stop having sex for a bit.

These things seem to go in waves around here.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 04:02 PM
yeah that post coupled with how soon Alexxa's ticker says she's gunna have her baby made me think "yay, I'm not preggo"

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 04:06 PM
Yay for me to then!

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 04:08 PM
Other random thoughts:

I need new kitchen sponges, really bad.

I owe my bf head for doing a few house work things for me, and i really dont feel like doing it.

I'm making mac n cheese for dinner.

Why does my brain work faster than my fingers? I hate typos, but I hate rereading and editing worse.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 04:16 PM
who's raygordon? dude he is a "twatwaffle" to steal Lady Jades word.

Editing is for... CHICAGOEDITOR - Zing! no but really, I dont edit or double check anything in life. Not a good idea, I think I failed a test today because of it, oh well.

I think I'm going to have pasta for dinner. I have to write this paper tonight, le boo.

Lady Jade
05-29-2007, 04:29 PM
who's raygordon? dude he is a "twatwaffle" to steal Lady Jades word.

Wonder when he'll grow up and move away from his mommy?


Editing is for... CHICAGOEDITOR - Zing! no but really, I dont edit or double check anything in life. Not a good idea, I think I failed a test today because of it, oh well.

Funny, I totally rocked the SATs because I refused to go back and double-check my answers!



I think I'm going to have pasta for dinner. I have to write this paper tonight, le boo.

I was going to make pasta, but I don't feel like making sauce tonight. Instead, we're having london broil, herb stuffing, and a bigass salad. Then I'm gonna eat an Entenmann's All Butter Pound Loaf, and send my ass to bed! ;D

Roulette
05-29-2007, 04:43 PM
I had a spinach salad with some pasta which was mostly sauce.

I should be writing my paper, but no, I am watching a movie and being on here.

hahahaha LJ we both have Tart in our sigs.. and in both she's talking abuot va-jay-jays.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 04:48 PM
My mac n cheese was good. There's something to be said about the blue box.

Lady Jade
05-29-2007, 06:17 PM
My mac n cheese was good. There's something to be said about the blue box.

OMG, Cally, I forgot to give you the rest of the Easy Mac when you left for Philly! :O

sc0101
05-29-2007, 06:29 PM
I have my hair curled with pink ribbons. I have a on a poofy perfect pink little girl dress. I have on pink lipstick and too much blush. I'm getting drunk. There will be body slappage tonight.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 06:33 PM
Ohh...a clue to the secret fetish?
Even better,.....get too drunk, and come on here with liquid courage and spill it!!

sc0101
05-29-2007, 06:38 PM
Ohh...a clue to the secret fetish?
Even better,.....get too drunk, and come on here with liquid courage and spill it!!

Ha, no, nothing to do with that thread. I just like to spend 3 hours making myself look like a flawless doll for my BF so he can fuck the shit out of me and make me cry it feels so good, plus I squirt so well when I'm drunk.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 06:42 PM
I wonder...if you'd win the award for the kinkiest freak on SW.
I'm intrigued.....
Your sex life is far more exciting than mine.
I got laid last night. and I came. I was on top, in bed, with the lights out....
all as usual. Couldnt tell ya the last time I wsnt on top...or it wasnt done in bed...there's a definate routine my sex life follows....