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BrunetteGoddess
11-11-2007, 11:20 PM
Yay! I will be a working gal again beginning at 8am tomorrow!

Mily
11-11-2007, 11:25 PM
Hahahaha! :rotfl: I know how you feel, TM. The damn manager at McDonald's keeps hitting on me, too. Go away! Not interested! Just gimme my food, dammit! GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Mily
11-11-2007, 11:26 PM
Yay! I will be a working gal again beginning at 8am tomorrow!


YAY! At Safeway???

BrunetteGoddess
11-11-2007, 11:32 PM
Yes! :D

TigersMilk
11-11-2007, 11:34 PM
Hahahaha! :rotfl: I know how you feel, TM. The damn manager at McDonald's keeps hitting on me, too. Go away! Not interested! Just gimme my food, dammit! GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Its like do your damn job and gimme my food! I didn't order a lame pick up line with my #3 shithead.

Congrats on the job btw. I hope you do well in it.

Mily
11-11-2007, 11:35 PM
>:( God I dont know wtf i did to deserve this year, but even MORE bs is happening in my fam. jesus freaking christ. I am so sad, these people are thisclose to driving me to kill myself and I dont even see them. Lies untop of lies!!! Hiding shit from me i NEED to know, etc. So fucking stupid!!!!!!!!


I have had something life changing happen to every week this year! EVERY.WEEK! are you serious?! I dont even know what to do anymore. Therapists dont help. Life coach doesnt help anymore. I havent even left my room in i dont know how many days. I havent worked in probably months. so fed up >:(


Please stop saying you're going to kill yourself. :(

VegasPrincess
11-11-2007, 11:35 PM
I just ate half a large pizza with butter sauce and oreos. And I wonder why I've gone from 100lbs to 115 in a year....

TigersMilk
11-11-2007, 11:45 PM
BTW, I just laughed when I found this (http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028406&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442163584&bmUID=1194849780549) at hot topic.

I don't know any guy who would wear that?::)

Mily
11-11-2007, 11:52 PM
^ :laughing: I wouldn't be surprised if some loser at my club came in with one of those on.

ExoticEngineer
11-12-2007, 12:22 AM
I finally did it. I finally figured out what the hell it meant. I looked for it...I searched. I clicked play and now I know.





.............. Banana Phone. You all are sick puppies man...just sick.




ringringringringring.....

Kaylinn
11-12-2007, 12:23 AM
4 weeks until the end of the semester, and I'm dropping Spanish. I just can't keep up anymore, the best possible grade I can get is a low C, and I don't want that fucking up my GPA. I took to many classes this semester, I was to gung ho about school, and I've overwhelmed myself.
Plus, I can't take the next spanish next ssmester, which would mean by the time I could get in the next class, I would have forgotten all I learned anyway. So I'm gonna retake spanish next semester, do much better cause I'll have a basic understanding already, and when I go to take the next level, I'll have everythign fresh in my mind.
I shoudl have though to do this sooner. It's such a relief off my shoulders. I was starting to stress way to much over school. This last month is tough with so man finals to study for and big ass papers to write, long speeches o prepare...I got overwhelmed.

I'ev got a scheduled outlined for the next yearof classes, and I only need to take 3 classes a semester, pushing nursing back a year, but nothign I can do about that. 3 classes is much more tolerable, and I'll be able to work, which will be another weight off my shoulders to have some income.....

yeah...I think it'll all work out better this way. And I feel great that I have a plan. An outline for the next year. planning makes me feel so mmuch less stressed :)

/randomly

Last night I had an orgasm the entier time I was on top. wowza! It was like the neverending cum. I love it when that happens.

cameron_keys
11-12-2007, 12:36 AM
I finally did it. I finally figured out what the hell it meant. I looked for it...I searched. I clicked play and now I know.





.............. Banana Phone. You all are sick puppies man...just sick.




ringringringringring.....

Prepare to hear that in your head at random times ....for the rest of your life.....

Lysondra
11-12-2007, 12:47 AM
I'm on another vacation. <3

AlexxaHex
11-12-2007, 12:54 AM
Meeee toooooo!

In other news, DAMN, my tits have gotten huge. They look kind of fake, actually! Too bad I can't just go show them at the club without also showing my expanding butt and pudgy little belly. Ah well.

It makes me downright afraid of the Arrival of the Milk, postpartum. These girls are going to be a force to be reckoned with.

Dude - mine looked fake too. I wish they still looked like that but they've mostly dried up. Once they shrink again they are a little too soft and squishy for my liking. I think I will get fake ones at some point.


My new finch is SO pretty! ADMIRE HIM!

HI FINCHY!! I loves you. And your carrot. Now I am wondering if I should send a present to Finchy.

Mily
11-12-2007, 02:21 AM
GODDAMNFUCKINGSHITFERFUCKINGFUCKSSAKE!!!!!!!!! SW is running slower than molasses for me right now! It took me over a half hour to post this! RRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a fucking headache now! >:(

RoseLeigh
11-12-2007, 02:35 AM
>:( God I dont know wtf i did to deserve this year, but even MORE bs is happening in my fam. jesus freaking christ. I am so sad, these people are thisclose to driving me to kill myself and I dont even see them. Lies untop of lies!!! Hiding shit from me i NEED to know, etc. So fucking stupid!!!!!!!!


I have had something life changing happen to every week this year! EVERY.WEEK! are you serious?! I dont even know what to do anymore. Therapists dont help. Life coach doesnt help anymore. I havent even left my room in i dont know how many days. I havent worked in probably months. so fed up >:(

*hugs*I'm not sure what to say to help, but we're here for ya.

cameron_keys
11-12-2007, 03:32 AM
I had to call the cops on my neighbors. Damn dog has been barking for HOURS. And they do this all the time.
Cop said he'd give them a warning this time. If it happens again...call back and they will get fined. starts at $500, to $1000...then they take the dog away and the owners have to go to court to argue why they should be allowed to have him back.

Dont get a damn dog, throw it in the yard, pay no attention to it and let it irritate the whole neighborhood. Who the fuck do you think you are that that is acceptable behaviour????

I'll call every night if I have to(plus, the cop was kind of cute....)


and hubby threw eggs at the house. Now I have to go get more eggs

Kaylinn
11-12-2007, 03:54 AM
I had to call the cops on my neighbors. Damn dog has been barking for HOURS. And they do this all the time.
Cop said he'd give them a warning this time. If it happens again...call back and they will get fined. starts at $500, to $1000...then they take the dog away and the owners have to go to court to argue why they should be allowed to have him back.

Dont get a damn dog, throw it in the yard, pay no attention to it and let it irritate the whole neighborhood. Who the fuck do you think you are that that is acceptable behaviour????

I'll call every night if I have to(plus, the cop was kind of cute....)


and hubby threw eggs at the house. Now I have to go get more eggs

God, I'm having the same fuckign issue. The neighbors are NEVERhome and the damn dog barks all fuckign evening and night. Nonstop. I got fed up and called animal control, and after being transfered a million times I finally got connected...to an answering service. Normal business hours are 9am-5pm M-F.
OMG.
So I left a message. The next day they call me back....only to say it wasn't their jurisdiction.
Polivce said call animal control, they don't handle barking dogs.

So I left a note in their mailbox. And am concidering delivering a note each and every day this dog barks until these fucking people do something.
And I feel bad for the poor lonely dog.

Darcy Foxx
11-12-2007, 05:49 AM
argh! today fucking SUCKED!

i did that corporate golf day thing, and my friend and i got put on a stand with two other girls from some other company we didn't know, who were apparently giving massages. we were just supposed to be running around flashing our boobs and being silly. about halfway through the day my friend and i started noticing a lot of odd comments from the guys coming past, and soon discovered that these other two girls were giving fucking hand jobs in the massage tents they'd set up!!! so then everyone was going around saying that the girls at hole 11 were giving hand jobs, so my friend and i started fucking losing it at the guys running the stand, and we refused to do any work or talk to people because we didn't want anyone to think that we were giving hand jobs too. then the big boss guy who runs the entire day came over and he was SO mad, they hadn't even asked for permission to get hookers in the tents, so he was freaking out at them saying they could do huge damage to the company's reputation, and not only was this hand job stuff completely inappropriate for a day that is supposed to be about fun, boobs and beer, it's ILLEGAL, so they had to put a stop to it immediately. so then the guys at our tent were really pissed at us for the rest of the day for ruining their fun with hookers, so we ended up sitting under an umbrella for 2 hours drinking vodka and not talking to anyone.

absolute fucking disaster. wtf were they thinking, getting rub & tug girls for a huge, well-known event like that?!

Mily
11-12-2007, 08:34 AM
I seriously fucked up my whole day today because I was playing on SW all night long. I can't even fall asleep, and now I am eating and posting again. I really think it's time for a SW break...seriously. :(

ExoticEngineer
11-12-2007, 10:01 AM
I feel human today!!! Yay! I keep getting weird cramps and charlie horses in random muscles, but I can eat today. And my headache is gone.

Holy cow that was a nasty flu!

Hey, what do you all think about getting flu shots? I don't know why, but it scares me.

RoseWhite
11-12-2007, 10:02 AM
^^ Hooray for the full moon! :D

sxybrat07
11-12-2007, 10:08 AM
LMAO, RoseWhite, your ticker right now just cracks me up..."Do I have a hot dog or a cheeseburger?"

ETA: I just had this vision of an ultrasound picture with lolcats on it....I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER!

TigersMilk
11-12-2007, 10:12 AM
I should be getting ready for work but EE best avatar ever!

RoseWhite
11-12-2007, 10:15 AM
LMAO, RoseWhite, your ticker right now just cracks me up..."Do I have a hot dog or a cheeseburger?"

ETA: I just had this vision of an ultrasound picture with lolcats on it....I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER!

OMG, I did just get an ultrasound. (Cute little wiggleworm!!!) I will have to make Daddy photoshop it accordingly!

RoseLeigh
11-12-2007, 11:12 AM
Ringringringringringring....bananaphone!

Budai
11-12-2007, 11:18 AM
Ringringringringringring....bananaphone!
"Hello, is this Hannah Banana's cabana in Havana?"

PrettyCurlieQ
11-12-2007, 11:31 AM
I had the most hugest gargantuan meal last night so I figured I'd be full for days. But I'm STARVING right now. How will I ever survive when some kind of disaster strikes and I can only eat once a week?!

PrettyCurlieQ
11-12-2007, 01:11 PM
MMMMMMmmmmm I :heartbeat Subway!

Yekhefah
11-12-2007, 01:13 PM
I am getting ready to go and audition at a new club I know absolutely nothing about. I hope it's good. I'm quite nervous. Hope I'll do okay.

britt244
11-12-2007, 01:14 PM
I had the most hugest gargantuan meal last night so I figured I'd be full for days. But I'm STARVING right now. How will I ever survive when some kind of disaster strikes and I can only eat once a week?!

i am CRAVING mcdonalds. figured you'd appreciate that lol.

SundayMorning
11-12-2007, 01:15 PM
Mmmm their soup is gooood.

I made the most $ I've ever made last night! I'm so deliriously sore and happy! My one and only regular came in; he had been a drunkass moneyless dick last time he showed up so he was extremely contrite and made up for it. But even without his help I would have met my minimum "good night" quota. Yay! I felt really awesome and empowered. Thanks, Cowboys and Spurs!

And I had a good chat with my mommy.

And I love my snoozing dog. He twitches when he's dreaming. He's sleeping like a lady with his paws demurely crossed. Ahahaha I want to put sissy panties on him and take pictures of my crossdressing dog. I am NOT fit to be a parent.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-12-2007, 01:37 PM
I'm having lunch with my ex tomorrow and idk why. I miss him as a friend, we were really close a few years ago.. but I feel like it's kind of cheating on my bf. He drunk dialed me when I was at work on Saturday, and I promised him we would get together this week, but I'm having to sneak around my bf like I'm having an affair (which I'm NOT and I'm not gonna!), but it's so wrong. I'm so going to hell. I hate me.

ALSO, the part of it that is probably the worst is that my ex is my boyfriend's best friend, or one of his closest anyways. So our (the three of us) relationship is complicated anyways, but if my bf can hang out with him, why can't I? Or am I just trying to justify something and I shouldn't? I am going to tell my bf about it, try to explain that we're just friends, but I don't want to hurt him! Argh I'm so frustrated!

And also a little bit I just want to hug him really badly. I don't want to be with him, I just have dreams about him every once in awhile and I just want to touch him for a second.

OMG I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[

Chicagoeditor
11-12-2007, 02:57 PM
After the gym tonight (wish my lower back didn't feel so god damn tight), I'm going to treat myself to popcorn and "No Country for Old Men." Really enjoyed the trailer for this one.

zxcire
11-12-2007, 03:00 PM
I'm having lunch with my ex tomorrow and idk why. I miss him as a friend, we were really close a few years ago.. but I feel like it's kind of cheating on my bf. He drunk dialed me when I was at work on Saturday, and I promised him we would get together this week, but I'm having to sneak around my bf like I'm having an affair (which I'm NOT and I'm not gonna!), but it's so wrong. I'm so going to hell. I hate me.

ALSO, the part of it that is probably the worst is that my ex is my boyfriend's best friend, or one of his closest anyways. So our (the three of us) relationship is complicated anyways, but if my bf can hang out with him, why can't I? Or am I just trying to justify something and I shouldn't? I am going to tell my bf about it, try to explain that we're just friends, but I don't want to hurt him! Argh I'm so frustrated!

And also a little bit I just want to hug him really badly. I don't want to be with him, I just have dreams about him every once in awhile and I just want to touch him for a second.

OMG I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[

danger will robinson!

danger will robinson!

PrettyCurlieQ
11-12-2007, 03:39 PM
danger will robinson!

danger will robinson!
I KNOW!!!!


I guess I'm going to work. Maybe I'll fall on the stage and get some damn sense knocked into me... :-[

Lady Jade
11-12-2007, 03:44 PM
Wow, today just flew by! I barely sat down at my desk and then it was lunchtime!

ArmySGT.
11-12-2007, 03:45 PM
I'm having lunch with my ex tomorrow and idk why. I miss him as a friend, we were really close a few years ago.. but I feel like it's kind of cheating on my bf. He drunk dialed me when I was at work on Saturday, and I promised him we would get together this week, but I'm having to sneak around my bf like I'm having an affair (which I'm NOT and I'm not gonna!), but it's so wrong. I'm so going to hell. I hate me.

ALSO, the part of it that is probably the worst is that my ex is my boyfriend's best friend, or one of his closest anyways. So our (the three of us) relationship is complicated anyways, but if my bf can hang out with him, why can't I? Or am I just trying to justify something and I shouldn't? I am going to tell my bf about it, try to explain that we're just friends, but I don't want to hurt him! Argh I'm so frustrated!

And also a little bit I just want to hug him really badly. I don't want to be with him, I just have dreams about him every once in awhile and I just want to touch him for a second.

OMG I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[

I have a roll of duct tape that says you can't go. :D

BalletBaby
11-12-2007, 03:50 PM
I should be studying, but I'm looking for a new dachshund online. Maybe I should try my ADHD medicine?:-\

virgoamm
11-12-2007, 03:56 PM
I absolutely cannot wait for Heroes tonight.-the suspense is killing me!

Kaylinn
11-12-2007, 04:00 PM
Ringringringringringring....bananaphone!

I finally gave in to see whatthis was all about.

I really regret my decision to open that link.
But aside from having that damn song stuck in my head, I keep calling my phone a Bananular Phone.

AlexxaHex
11-12-2007, 04:05 PM
Don't get flu shots. They end up weakening your overall immune system.

LuckyOne
11-12-2007, 04:20 PM
"Hello, is this Hannah Banana's cabana in Havana?"

He he! Clever!! I need a change... I think new boobs are a good idea for me.

BalletBaby
11-12-2007, 04:40 PM
Don't get flu shots. They end up weakening your overall immune system.

Well that explains why I got sick twice in one month last year.

stellaforstars
11-12-2007, 04:42 PM
My boyfriend and I cemented the fact that we're officially 'opening' our relationship last night. Now all I can think about is the fact that I want to find some mind-blowing sex.

hardkandee
11-12-2007, 05:01 PM
Don't get flu shots. They end up weakening your overall immune system.

Thank you!!!
I try to tell my friends this and they think I'm fucking with them.

britt244
11-12-2007, 05:14 PM
why didnt anyone tell me that the post office was closed bc it's veteran's day? boo. i want my lush.

i ordered from the uk on thursday and it came today! everything came out waaaay cheaper, and i got it in a few days! the total of the order plus shipping from the uk was cheaper than just the order, pre shipping, from here.

G-Real
11-12-2007, 05:15 PM
i believe with flu-shots they actaully give you the strain of the viruses, not enough to make you sick, but enough so that your body will be able to produce the anti-virus.

Lady Jade
11-12-2007, 05:16 PM
Mmm... Subway...

NOM NOM NOM!!

hannah83
11-12-2007, 05:57 PM
"Hello, is this Hannah Banana's cabana in Havana?"

hmmm i'm going to have to check out that link now...since that's my nickname. (hannah banana) it's dumb...i know...but i love the girl that gave it to me. She's such a sweetie!!

had chinese food for dinner tonite...Mmmmmm it was sooo freakin good. The only thing that sucks is that i know it's in the fridge. I'm trying to resist it but i just wanna go grab it and eat it all right now. :-[

oh and work sucked. totally forgot it was Veterans Day. Nobody was in there...