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Roulette
05-29-2007, 07:40 PM
Holy shit Jeanette that hand on your chin seriously made the picture for me... something about it... and sc, I think I'm falling in internet love with you. that black outfit is hot!!

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 07:43 PM
^^ Yeah...that pic was HOT!!
They both are!

sc0101
05-29-2007, 07:45 PM
Shit I ate a pot brownie like an hour ago and it's finally kicking in.

Jeanette
05-29-2007, 07:47 PM
Another fetish outfit. I'm wearing latex peni-underwear!

sc0101
05-29-2007, 07:47 PM
Mmmm strap ons! Did I mention I love anal sex?

Roulette
05-29-2007, 07:48 PM
Bah-dayum! i could get into that strap on action...

I make the best pot brownies!! haha I dont even smoke (or ingest) the stuff either!!

Jeanette
05-29-2007, 07:49 PM
Yay! For penis, alcohol... and pot brownies! I fear we may have not seen so many hot pictures if it wasn't for the alcohol.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 07:49 PM
Just a thought...ff topic..but you know, you became a god/ess in this thread. Hit 2,000 posts...all from being random!
And talkin bout sex n stuff...

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 07:50 PM
God..I havent had pot brownies since high school....

sc0101
05-29-2007, 07:50 PM
Just a thought...ff topic..but you know, you became a god/ess in this thread. Hit 2,000 posts...all from being random!
And talkin bout sex n stuff...

Best way to become one haha.

Jeanette
05-29-2007, 07:52 PM
I need to buy a strap on. The penis in the pic is just foam covered in latex, I'm guessing cause anything else would be too heavy for the latex??? I tried to insert the one pictured into someones bum, but it didn't work out too well... I want to fuck someone's bum!!!

Roulette
05-29-2007, 07:53 PM
haha ok ladies, much as I have njoyed this I have totally been thinking about hot sex and not about Greco/Roman architecture. I will be back later, good night and have a great time with the man cakes sc!!

sc0101
05-29-2007, 07:53 PM
You can fuck mine. I've taken a female's fist in my ass once. It was amazing. Pretty hardcore to most though.

Jeanette
05-29-2007, 07:55 PM
Congrats on the 2,000 post count! Continue with your sex talking, picture showing, goddess self!

Jeanette
05-29-2007, 07:58 PM
I have pretty small fists, and really small wrists. I've seen some photos and videos of that before. I would like to experiment with anal more and work up to that in the future.

sc0101
05-29-2007, 08:00 PM
I have pretty small fists, and really small wrists. I've seen some photos and videos of that before. I would like to experiment with anal more and work up to that in the future.

Too bad you don't live in MO lol. I'd love to find a female dominant.

AlexxaHex
05-29-2007, 08:01 PM
This thread has gotten WAY sexy!! :P

I am drooling over sc0101's little pink.....dress.

sc0101
05-29-2007, 08:09 PM
This thread has gotten WAY sexy!! :P

I am drooling over sc0101's little pink.....dress.

My little "lolita that is begging to have the shit fucked out of her until she cries for Daddy to stop" dress ;D .

sxybrat07
05-29-2007, 08:09 PM
Best....thread....ever.....

GenWar
05-29-2007, 08:11 PM
I am watching Basketball right now. I forgot how @#%@#%$ funny this movie is.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 08:12 PM
hah my guess is GenWar posted a quick reply withouth having looked through the past few posts...

I cant concentrate on my paper. I keep seeing asses and strapons and pussylips and anal fist fucking and yeah, I've already sent my b/f like 5 dirty texts... It would be rad if I could get fucked tonight. le sigh.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 08:14 PM
Well..if you can't get fucked tonight..you got lots of ammo to play on your own....

Roulette
05-29-2007, 08:16 PM
true enough......... :: devious smile plays at Roulettes lips ::

Jeanette
05-29-2007, 08:18 PM
I'm talking to my extremly hetero male friend who says he wants to vomit after talking about putting toys into male asses. Lol!

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 08:20 PM
I sooo wanna put a toy up a male's ass. BAD. I fucked a girl once and she had a strap on she used on me, but my boyfriend refused to allow us to use it onhim. I was sad..

Like, dude, you get the 3some, I want my fun to!

Roulette
05-29-2007, 08:21 PM
hahahahahahahaha this thread has turned into a slow moving chatroom... or so it would seem to me. GOD why am I still not doing my paper, I fail. Sombody.... Spank me?

:: Devious smile returns ::

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 08:26 PM
^^ cause I cant get into chat. Its broke for me, and I dont know how to fix it, and Im waiting for my pizza to get here, and I have nothing bette rto do.
You go write your paper when my pizza gets here....

TheSexKitten
05-29-2007, 08:29 PM
SC and Jeanette = :drool:

WOW!

SC you could send me full pics, too. I'm not a creep! :flirt:

Roulette
05-29-2007, 08:31 PM
haha ok sounds good!! hahahaha and yeah chat wasnt working for me earlier either.

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 09:12 PM
Ahh!!! Your stil here?
My pizza came, I ate it and I'm done!
Getting ready to watch House tho, as soon as the TiVo records enough so I can ff through comercials!

Roulette
05-29-2007, 09:16 PM
Yeah I am... I cant find anything on being a dom, shouild I start a new thread on LO?

Deni
05-29-2007, 09:45 PM
I'm typing this to remind myself that I'm done with school (for now, anyway) on July 17...I need to get with it and turn my work in on time!

So close...and here I am procrastinating and making excuses. Someone yell at me.

If I get an A in the class I graduate Magna Cum Laude...anything else and it's Cum Laude.

I wanna be a Magna! :P

Roulette
05-29-2007, 09:46 PM
Because Youtube is awesome

Yoga for Men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbnXgZ5nIsU

and then these are just freaking adorable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RyHQlnMvWg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R41MtBhKrbE&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R41MtBhKrbE

Fuck its like almost two and I dont even have a paragraph written!!

Fawn
05-29-2007, 10:25 PM
I love eating only half cooked croisant rolls. The mushy insides make my heart melt.

Roulette
05-29-2007, 10:29 PM
Deni - gerr roar hoopla!! there I yelled at you!! I keep meaing to tell you I really like your new avatar!!

I have half a page done.. I can do this!

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 10:39 PM
House wasn't very good and I'm disappointed cause that was the last of my shows finale's and now I have nothign to watch till fall :(

Deni
05-29-2007, 10:41 PM
Deni - gerr roar hoopla!! there I yelled at you!! I keep meaing to tell you I really like your new avatar!!

I have half a page done.. I can do this!

Thank you for yelling and thanks for the compliment on the avatar!

Keep going! You can do it...and stuff!

Oh...I like the pirate av, too! ;D

sxybrat07
05-29-2007, 10:42 PM
I hear ya Kaylinn, we can cry together :( Or......you could do what I'm doing, get a bottle of wine, some 7-11 nachos, and get drunk with me!!!!

TigersMilk
05-29-2007, 10:44 PM
^^Thats the new 'feel sorry for myself' routine there. Either that or its a new pick up line.

sxybrat07
05-29-2007, 10:48 PM
^^Thats the new 'feel sorry for myself' routine there. Either that or its a new pick up line.

So TM, wanna share my nachos? *waggles brows*

Kaylinn
05-29-2007, 10:56 PM
Hope you have some nachos left for me! And some wine cause Im getttin drunk!!!!

sxybrat07
05-29-2007, 11:03 PM
^^^ Totally, I got the 'Big' size ;D Woohoo for wine and drunkenness!

Paintbaby
05-29-2007, 11:52 PM
What a constructive day I had! Got my hair cut and colored, went shopping, cleaned my house top to bottom, did my laundry, changed my bed linens, did some yardwork! I love days where I feel productive.

And the hoodia is really killing my appetite. Goddamn, this stuff works.

MrChristopher
05-29-2007, 11:56 PM
Wine and a PB&J rocks the house too. These kettle cooked salt n vinegar chips from Trader Joe's must be dusted with crack or something. Amazing.

Our friend is here, with the dog. The cats took it better than I had anticipated. He's already had his nose slashed open once, though.

I half-watched the finale of "House" while I was tinkering with my work laptop. It was kinda a "blah" episode, but a LOT of stuff happened.

I hate sitting here and suddenly going ::sniff sniff:: "Oh wtf, is that me?" So. yeah. I guess I need a shower.

sc0101
05-30-2007, 02:11 AM
For the people following the "dolly" saga, 4 1/4 hours of brutality, soaking my comforter all the way through from squirting and cumming later, I'm fucking spent.

AlexxaHex
05-30-2007, 02:27 AM
For the people following the "dolly" saga, 4 1/4 hours of brutality, soaking my comforter all the way through from squirting and cumming later, I'm fucking spent.

:O I've had a much less eventful day. And my sex life isn't nearly that interesting right now either. Every time I have an orgasm, my calf muscle cramps up the next morning and I howl in pain until Jess massages it out. Now I am afraid to have sex. Woooo! Yeah crazy fun. I will just live vicariously through your squirting.

I would also like to have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleeeeeeep just once before the little one arrives. But I must settle for waking up every few hours to pee.

sc0101
05-30-2007, 02:29 AM
SC and Jeanette = :drool:

WOW!

SC you could send me full pics, too. I'm not a creep! :flirt:


;D.....

sc0101
05-30-2007, 02:31 AM
:O I've had a much less eventful day. And my sex life isn't nearly that interesting right now either. Every time I have an orgasm, my calf muscle cramps up the next morning and I howl in pain until Jess massages it out. Now I am afraid to have sex. Woooo! Yeah crazy fun. I will just live vicariously through your squirting.

I would also like to have 8 hours of uninterrupted sleeeeeeep just once before the little one arrives. But I must settle for waking up every few hours to pee.

Your poor bladder. I can never hold my pee so I don't think I'd make a very good pregnant lady. As for sex, I try to aim for sessions like that 5-6 times a week.

gspotchris
05-30-2007, 02:45 AM
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AlexxaHex
05-30-2007, 03:35 AM
Ummm dude^^ this is not the place to post your spam. There are other sections devoted to talking about clubs or looking for dancers.