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Lady Jade
11-19-2007, 03:58 PM
Order a little pizza or cheesy bread (my particular favorite). Or make someone else eat the rest!

I usually put the extra slices in ziploc bags and throw 'em in the way back of the freezer as my "oh shit, I need to food shop" food!

TigersMilk
11-19-2007, 04:19 PM
To any Canadians who care BeBe ships to Canada now.

I want a sexy stripper top now.

stellaforstars
11-19-2007, 04:23 PM
Britt,

I think LadyJade has they key to the candy store right there.

I say, get yourself some pizza!

britt244
11-19-2007, 04:24 PM
^ nooo, youre not supposed to encourage it!! :P

stellaforstars
11-19-2007, 04:26 PM
I highly doubt one pizza could affect your already smoking body.

*Nudges Britt towards the phone*

britt244
11-19-2007, 04:32 PM
haha, but i'll be bloated and yucky. i havent been eating so great lately. not horrible, but not great either. and then thanksgiving.. part of me just wants to take a break this week, and then go back to being hardcore healthy after this week.

stellaforstars
11-19-2007, 04:34 PM
^^That's what the holidays are for.

Eating wayyyy too much and then feeling guilty about it.

I think you're unAmerican if you don't. Or something to that effect.

I don't know...Just get the damn pizza!

SarahSynn
11-19-2007, 04:35 PM
I usually put the extra slices in ziploc bags and throw 'em in the way back of the freezer as my "oh shit, I need to food shop" food!


That is a brillant idea which I will be trying on my next pizza night!



haha, but i'll be bloated and yucky. i havent been eating so great lately. not horrible, but not great either. and then thanksgiving.. part of me just wants to take a break this week, and then go back to being hardcore healthy after this week.


You're young and hot, order the pizza and enjoy a slice for moi!

ExoticEngineer
11-19-2007, 04:36 PM
My lil sister is coming over for our mandatory monday's, dinner and Heroes. Making pulled BBQ beef on rolls with Tator Tots! I'm so excited about this!

I stubbed my toe doing a marathon shopping trip and now it's throbbing, but all of my turkey day shopping is done, so yay!

And lastly, I think my boy cat is getting old and grumpy. He's been hissing at the hubby and just sleeps where ever he lays down. But if we try to move him he growls and hisses. He's not a happy kitty right now. :(

Lysondra
11-19-2007, 04:39 PM
Do you realize if this thread were to be moved to member boards, most of us would lose half our post count?

Kaylinn
11-19-2007, 05:36 PM
Job interviews scheduled for this week:
Tuesday
Palms
Lax
CatHouse( new club in Luxor)
Tangerine

Wednesday
Wynn

Next Thursday
Pure


All the other night clubs in Las Vegas recieved my resume through email or fax because they didn't schedule interviews.
Every single casino in Vegas got my application online.
Next stop:
Strip clubs.
Terasures, Scores, Sapphire.

So yeah, I've basicially hit all of las vegas. I shoudl find a job rather soon, right?:)

Darcy Foxx
11-19-2007, 05:43 PM
good luck with your interviews, kaylinn :)

Yekhefah
11-19-2007, 05:45 PM
I called off work. I'm wacked out on benadryl and I just feel totally wrecked. I can barely think or move. Dammit. I really wanted to make more money tonight.

Lunarobverse
11-19-2007, 05:52 PM
I ran four miles! And it didn't rain on me at all!

Thanks, Yekhefah! Or, y'know... whoever. :)

britt244
11-19-2007, 06:30 PM
my moods are scarily unstable. why can i be perfectly happy one minute and then feel depressed the next, with no reason whatsoever?

what the hell?

dangerousdiva
11-19-2007, 07:41 PM
Last night at work was so pleasant I thought I was in the twilight zone. No one tried to grab me, hump me, or solicit me!

YAY! I think all the douchebags left town! I'm even excited to go back tonight!

Kaylinn
11-19-2007, 07:51 PM
agitated.

My research paper I'm doing on prostitution is for an online english class.
We had to post our research subjects. I posted mine early.
Some bitch in class decided to do her research project on prostitution as well. On how sexually abused girls become prostitutes!! And why prostitution is soo bad and what needs to be done to stop this morally corrupt profession.
I am angry.
Howveer, she will look like a major ass at the end of this. I'm one of the best writers in my class. She is stupid to take me on because in the end, her paper is gonna get creamed by mine.
Not that it's a contest, but I'm angry she stole my idea, and angry that she took that particular stance..
grr.

britt244
11-19-2007, 07:58 PM
why am i so messed up? the smallest, dumbest things upset me, and i KNOW in my head that they shouldn't but they do anyway.

BalletBaby
11-19-2007, 08:12 PM
I took my computer in today. I need a new harddrive. Which means I've lost everything I had on there, including pictures. Boo. At least it's covered under Apple warrenty!

BalletBaby
11-19-2007, 08:13 PM
why am i so messed up? the smallest, dumbest things upset me, and i KNOW in my head that they shouldn't but they do anyway.

When you find out why, lemme know, cause the same thing happens to me.

britt244
11-19-2007, 08:17 PM
When you find out why, lemme know, cause the same thing happens to me.

and it makes my stomach hurt :( i dont like this...

hey, at least your computer is under warrenty!

RoseLeigh
11-19-2007, 08:17 PM
Last night at work was so pleasant I thought I was in the twilight zone. No one tried to grab me, hump me, or solicit me!

YAY! I think all the douchebags left town! I'm even excited to go back tonight!

They all came to Philly! Last night was all about the groping, humping and solicitation.

cameron_keys
11-19-2007, 08:48 PM
Hubby just figured out that I am in the "wish list" for Direct TV! (for those without it...you can put in an actors name and it will automatically record anything with that person in it)

Direct TV has validated me as an actor! I am honored!

FBR
11-19-2007, 08:52 PM
^^ Cameron is pretty hot. I can see how a satellite would hone in on her. I suck being a cable guy.

FBR

Darcy Foxx
11-19-2007, 09:21 PM
i just bought a new washing machine yaaay.

hardkandee
11-19-2007, 09:24 PM
I used to think that there was no such thing as uneducated, just undereducated. Today I'm not so sure.

There are some really dumb, ignorant, stupid people out there.

ArmySGT.
11-19-2007, 09:26 PM
I used to think that there was no such thing as uneducated, just undereducated. Today I'm not so sure.

There are some really dumb, ignorant, stupid people out there.

and they are having sex too. and shopping at Wal mart.:D

Lysondra
11-19-2007, 09:27 PM
I used to think that there was no such thing as uneducated, just undereducated. Today I'm not so sure.

There are some really dumb, ignorant, stupid people out there.

Man, you've maintained your faith for THAT long? Impressive.

hardkandee
11-19-2007, 09:32 PM
^Eh, not really. But I suppose I was a tiny bit hopeful.

A guy at work is so stupid, I really don't understand how he breathes. *headsmack* :O

I avoid even driving near Wal-mart. Ew.

Budai
11-19-2007, 09:44 PM
A guy at work is so stupid, I really don't understand how he breathes. *headsmack* :O

I'm guessing that he breathes heavily, and only through his mouth...

For shits & giggles, you should ask him to repeat this and then explain it to you:


It is necessary to understand that I Am,
In order that I may know that I Am Not,
So that, at last, I may realise that,
I Am Not, therefore I Am.

Lady Jade
11-19-2007, 09:47 PM
Why is it that I get a migrain just as I start getting busy with massive quantities of fun things to do?!?! *cries*

hardkandee
11-19-2007, 09:47 PM
I'd get to the "It is" and he'd say, "Wait! I got write this down."

And then he'd get lost looking for a pen. Seriously, he's got foam for brains.

SundayMorning
11-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Well tomorrow we're in St Louis for a week with the family. I probably won't be checking SW much and posting less, so keep your chins up ladies! Be back Sunday--ha that's funny cuz that's me!

And on my TO DO list is a trip to the St Louis Galleria, one of the many homes of Lush! Woooooooot!

Budai
11-19-2007, 09:48 PM
Seriously, he's got foam for brains.
Lager foam? ;D

Lysondra
11-19-2007, 11:53 PM
Oh BRILLIANT - after a long conversation about how unprofessional strippers are lately with my boss, I missed a shift! Great. Totally not on purpose. >_<

Picaresque
11-20-2007, 12:16 AM
They all came to Philly! Last night was all about the groping, humping and solicitation.

Well when you put it like that, it actually sounds kind of hot. Come to creekside; I'll grope and hump you! :P

Lysondra
11-20-2007, 12:30 AM
Okay, problem is resolved but I need to kiss agent ass bad these next few weeks. Man, I screwed up. Go me! :/ It's a good thing I planned on taking any shift she offered me anyway.

Waitressing isn't so bad anymore. I used to HATE it, but I have learned to deal with men. Just treat them rudely. They LIKE it. (Aussie men are weird) So I've had so few problems these last few months it's not even funny.

So, I guess with my stuff up it's time to swallow my pride and take the pooperscooper shifts for the next few weeks so I can get back on good sides. (God I hope she gets a really far away shift she needs covered last second... that's how I always pay back my mistakes. :x)

sxybrat07
11-20-2007, 01:06 AM
agitated.

My research paper I'm doing on prostitution is for an online english class.
We had to post our research subjects. I posted mine early.
Some bitch in class decided to do her research project on prostitution as well. On how sexually abused girls become prostitutes!! And why prostitution is soo bad and what needs to be done to stop this morally corrupt profession.
I am angry.
Howveer, she will look like a major ass at the end of this. I'm one of the best writers in my class. She is stupid to take me on because in the end, her paper is gonna get creamed by mine.
Not that it's a contest, but I'm angry she stole my idea, and angry that she took that particular stance..
grr.

Hey, I swear you're my school twin this semester, I'm writing my English research paper on prostitution as well! (hey, I grew up in rural Nevada in a town with 3 brothels)

But yeah, I'd kick her. Out-write her and prove her to be a dumb-ass! (that's what always makes me feel better :))

LuckyOne
11-20-2007, 03:01 AM
Bored. bored. BORED!!!

britt244
11-20-2007, 05:12 AM
whyyyyyy did i eat so much yesterday? :( my jeans are tight.

Lady Jade
11-20-2007, 05:23 AM
I hate migrains! My eyes are still so swollen and hurty that I can barely open them. :'(

Mily
11-20-2007, 05:59 AM
^OOOOOoooo, I hope you feel better soon.


I am so fucking pissed. I seriously hope I don't kill my dad on Thanksgiving. He always gives me a hard time about my job. I know that my parents know that I am a stripper, but I never confirm or deny anything. I'm a grown ass adult living on my own and taking care of myself, and doing what it is I love...so I feel it's none of their business because they're so damn conservative. Yet my dad is always trying to push my buttons and back me into a corner, asking me all kinds of questions about "my work" and then snickering about it. GGGRRRRRR!!!! I couldn't take it anymore so I just went off on him on the phone and told him to knock it off. My mom ended up getting in the middle and had to calm me down, I was so fucking pissed and yelling on the phone. I even threatened not to come over for Thanksgiving dinner if he plans on pulling this shit in front of everybody and my friend at the table who will be a guest for dinner. I'm glad this happened, though...I have a feeling he won't mess with me anymore. I love my father, but he can be a close-minded redneck asshole sometimes!!!!! >:( I plan on getting drunk tonight at work...I'm still shaking from it!

Yekhefah
11-20-2007, 06:57 AM
No effing CLUE what to get K for Chrismukah this year. Argh. He is SO DAMN HARD to shop for!! :'(

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 07:19 AM
Well when you put it like that, it actually sounds kind of hot. Come to creekside; I'll grope and hump you! :P

Woo! As long as you offer me an insulting amount of money to do it-Sure! ;D

RoseLeigh
11-20-2007, 07:21 AM
Seems like you have three choices for housing in NJ-1. Expensive. 2. In a very bad neighborhood. 3. Both. Grrrrr. I just want a leeetle studio/1 br thing people. Does it HAVE to be $800 +? The only thing I miss about the midwest- apartments for $400 or less.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-20-2007, 09:36 AM
Last night at work I was telling this customer I was hungry, cuz I was gonna go order from the kitchen.. and he told me I don't need to eat cuz I'm already 'healthy'. By which he mean fat. And this is a customer who has always been nice to me, I don't think he was trying to hurt my feelings, but I was really offended. So I went and ate with another girl. Then I went to the dressing room and noticed I have put on weight since I've been at my new club. I haven't even realized it, but I've really gained and it sucks. It made me so sad I couldn't think of anything else all night. I'm pretty sure I know the reason I've gained weight and that makes me even more mad, but I'm on a mission to get hot again!

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 10:26 AM
Ugh! I don't want to clean my house, because the means I am admitting to having the MIL come over for TWO days.

I volunteered to do this??? Am I a total nutjob? What was I thinking? My stomache has butterflies and I'm sick even thinking about it! She's so far out in left field we can't even see her, HE is a gambling addict who acts like a 5 year old CONSTANTLY and the two together are oil and water.

What have I done?

TigersMilk
11-20-2007, 10:40 AM
Yay I get to take sociology next semester.

kaiarose
11-20-2007, 11:08 AM
My fam is celebrating thanksgiving today! yay! I can't wait to gorge on deviled eggs, pickles wrapped in ham and cream cheese (anyone ever had those??), mashed potatoes, and all that other bad stuff for you! Then after I gorge the first time around, I take a nap, wake up and gorge some more, drink some more then we're all going to play scattergories because I said so! BTW, I love scattergories! Scattergories, scattergories!!

ExoticEngineer
11-20-2007, 11:12 AM
OMG! You jsut reminded me I forgot eggs!!! And Pickles!!! Thank you!