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maximvsv
11-21-2007, 07:33 AM
i am excited about april because a certain band are coming back to adelaide. woohoo.

also, i am pretty much in love with bam margera.

That reminds me... I spilled coffee on Bam Margera once, at Delilah's. (1) It was an accident and (2) yes, I do order coffee at strip clubs.

Yekhefah
11-21-2007, 07:49 AM
I don't know why anyone smokes marijuana or takes heroin when they could just pop a couple of benadryl and get the same effect. I am stoned off my ass this morning and will probably be high all day.

Chicagoeditor
11-21-2007, 08:13 AM
Eating breakfast at my desk (on a short work day): Oatmeal, currants, toasted walnuts, coffee. Life is GOOD.

Edit: I'm particularly happy not to be traveling through O'Hare today, a rainy, soon-to-be snowing day in Chicago. The local NPR report from the airport this morning said there are a lot of delays, crowds and crying kids.

AlexxaHex
11-21-2007, 09:49 AM
omfgzzzzzzzzzzzzz gt8rd65w4ki9780cx4w428989aasaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

Im' so tiiiiiiiredddd....kembra is trying 2 kill meee. you will get no sleep & lose all your hair and want to jump off a bridge mommy! mwaaahahahahahaha

*scream*

You know when you are exhausted and all these random songs and TV things play in your head at once because you should be dreaming? Yep... Mike Jones! Mike Jones! WHo? Bananaphone! Thank you for being a frieeennnnd....traveled down the road and back again.....back, back, back and fooorth.

phillyvixen
11-21-2007, 09:53 AM
I can't believe I am hosting my first thanksgiving for 20 people tomorrow. I have a LOT to do and here i am on SW browsing away. We got so many awesome wedding presents but they are just sitting in my dining room waiting for homes to be found for them. I wish my husband would let me just hire a cleaning lady that would make my life so much happier. But i hate when he thinks i'm lazy. I should just hire one on the sly, he would never know and i would get all the credit for the super clean house....hmmmmmm thats pretty naughty huh. I'm making 3 new recipes today, buffalo chicken dip, monkey bread with cream cheese icing and mixed nuts prailines. YUMMMY BUT i have to go to the grocery store first. Being a domestic goddess is no easy feat!
::Scurries back to her piles of laundry::

stellaforstars
11-21-2007, 09:55 AM
^^You're not lazy!! You're pregnant!

It's the ultimate excuse. Use it once in awhile.

cameron_keys
11-21-2007, 10:49 AM
I don't know why anyone smokes marijuana or takes heroin when they could just pop a couple of benadryl and get the same effect. I am stoned off my ass this morning and will probably be high all day.

bleh. I have STRONG prescription drugs that dont do that to me and you get it from $8.99 benadryl. So not fair....

RoseLeigh
11-21-2007, 10:54 AM
I'm doing a big bunch of not-a-damn-thing for Thanksgiving and people keep inviting me to come to their house. I should just roll by, grab the taters and cranberry sauce and run! I'm the Thanksgiving bandit!

Yekhefah
11-21-2007, 10:55 AM
I don't LIKE being high though. It takes me a long time to do everything, I can't think, and all I can do is sleep or sit here with my face all slack. I have shit to do. I don't want to be high right now. I need to write and get caught up on the novel but I'm just staring at the page zoning out.

Just woke up from yet another nap. Gah... gonna go make some cffee see that helps.

cameron_keys
11-21-2007, 11:00 AM
I don't LIKE being high though. It takes me a long time to do everything, I can't think, and all I can do is sleep or sit here with my face all slack. I have shit to do. I don't want to be high right now. I need to write and get caught up on the novel but I'm just staring at the page zoning out.

Just woke up from yet another nap. Gah... gonna go make some cffee see that helps.

Yeah..I dont think I woudl like actually being high either. But it would be nice to get the "everything is wonderful and Disney-like in the world" feeling that everyone ELSE seems to get off this shit

And you are coherent enough to post here...so you brain isnt totally toast! maybe if you just let yourself zone for awhile...the right words will come. I mean how many muscians and writers over the years wrot etheir best stuff when they were addicts y'know!!!

britt244
11-21-2007, 11:02 AM
i cannot stop craving chocolate chip cookies. even though i made some 2 days ago and ive eaten them all by now. i am STILL craving them. what the hell?

Yekhefah
11-21-2007, 11:04 AM
Good point. Look at Hunter Thompson. Off to stare at page some more...

Sucks beause I knew what was going to happen in the story right up to the halfway point when my two main characters started sleeping together but now that they're at that point I don't know what happens next or how the story ends!!!

Darcy Foxx
11-21-2007, 11:09 AM
almost time for bed, and i've just taken my new anti-anxiety medication for the first time. waiting to see what it does to me... and if it'll put me to sleep. also just took my new anti-depressants for the first time, but my psych says they should be fine to take together.

cameron_keys
11-21-2007, 11:11 AM
Good point. Look at Hunter Thompson. Off to stare at page some more...

Sucks beause I knew what was going to happen in the story right up to the halfway point when my two main characters started sleeping together but now that they're at that point I don't know what happens next or how the story ends!!!

Yes....just dont shoot yourself when you are done writing it please!

PM me if you want someone to bounce ideas or collaborate with....

kaiarose
11-21-2007, 11:18 AM
I had a naughty dream about George Clooney last night. The funny thing is that I never had a thing for him. I kind of do now though! He was amazing in bed (in dreamworld) He drove me around in his sports car and I was stroking his penis thru his pants and it was getting harder and harder, and finally he had to pull over. Then his car seats pulled out and there was like a lil bed in the back. He flipped me over and fucked me doggy style. Omigod! I woke up soaking wet. Ooooh George Clooney!

TheSexKitten
11-21-2007, 11:20 AM
2000 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woooooo

TheSexKitten
11-21-2007, 11:20 AM
ZOMFG IM A GODDESS

This is... the happiest day of my life *tear*

snoopy
11-21-2007, 11:23 AM
happy apotheosis, kit! ;D

TheSexKitten
11-21-2007, 11:24 AM
Awww Kit?? That's my favorite nickname! :hug:

Budai
11-21-2007, 11:25 AM
ZOMFG IM A GODDESS

This is... the happiest day of my life *tear*

:worship: Hail, Goddess TSK! :worship:

1 more thing to be grateful about...;)

kaiarose
11-21-2007, 11:29 AM
My daughter just came out of my bedroom holding my pink rubber dildo, and waving it side to side said "mommy what's this?!!" "That's mommy's!" Is all I could sputter out!! Ha! Kids, ya gotta love 'em!

Budai
11-21-2007, 11:42 AM
My daughter just came out of my bedroom holding my pink rubber dildo, and waving it side to side said "mommy what's this?!!" "That's mommy's!" Is all I could sputter out!! Ha! Kids, ya gotta love 'em!
"That's mommy's...turkey baster!" ;D

Darcy Foxx
11-21-2007, 11:44 AM
booo... the new meds make me feel a bit high and spacey. that means i won't be able to use them at work, which means i'll have to continue to deal with panic attacks at work :(

kaiarose
11-21-2007, 11:46 AM
"That's mommy's...turkey baster!" ;D



LOL!!! I was caught a little off guard! I couldn't think of anything good, but that, that's good!

PrettyCurlieQ
11-21-2007, 11:51 AM
ZOMFG IM A GODDESS

This is... the happiest day of my life *tear*
:cheers:

ArmySGT.
11-21-2007, 11:53 AM
My daughter just came out of my bedroom holding my pink rubber dildo, and waving it side to side said "mommy what's this?!!" "That's mommy's!" Is all I could sputter out!! Ha! Kids, ya gotta love 'em!

Fallopian swab stick?

stellaforstars
11-21-2007, 12:08 PM
booo... the new meds make me feel a bit high and spacey. that means i won't be able to use them at work, which means i'll have to continue to deal with panic attacks at work :(

Usually, with anti-anxiety meds, you need to take them for a week and just deal with the spaciness. Eventually, you build up a tolerance to it. That's what my doc told my anyways. But if you don't take them regularly, you'll always feel that way when you take one.

Darcy Foxx
11-21-2007, 12:09 PM
the ones im on aren't supposed to be taken regularly, they're a spot treatment. i'm on ativan for panic attacks. ive also just started on celexa/cipramil for depression & anxiety, but that's one that i have to take every day.

kaiarose
11-21-2007, 12:14 PM
Be careful what you wish for!
I posted a thread on here about my boyfriend not helping around the house. He's been getting off of work a little earlier lately and comes home about noon. Well I like to relax a bit before I start cleaning hardcore. I will usually get up, have some coffee, make my daughter breakfast, do the dishes and go on the computer for a bit. Well he comes home and he seems all annoyed that the house is not all the way picked up yet. So he starts stomping around the house, making the bed, picking things up and sighing really loudly when he's doing it. I know he's finally helping out but he does it with such an attitude that I'd rather him just go relax and let me do it! Funny how things work out, eh?

britt244
11-21-2007, 12:15 PM
the ones im on aren't supposed to be taken regularly, they're a spot treatment. i'm on ativan for panic attacks. ive also just started on celexa/cipramil for depression & anxiety, but that's one that i have to take every day.

ativan is what's making you spacy?

i need to drag my butt out of the house. i need to buy cat food, and i need to go tanning. and then i need to come back here and work out for about 5 hours because i have been pigging out like crazy and it is unacceptable. >:(

TigersMilk
11-21-2007, 12:16 PM
Oh I think I ate too much pumpkin pie. I paid for it this morning. Its so good though.

kaiarose
11-21-2007, 12:51 PM
I thought coffee would surpress my hunger?? I'm still just as hungry, grrr! Thank god my personal trainer called me today!

sxybrat07
11-21-2007, 01:03 PM
I've got to finish a paper on a book that I haven't read yet by 6pm. I suppose I should start reading the book....

Lady Jade
11-21-2007, 01:10 PM
Yay for short work days! One of the things I love about working on salary - I get paid for a full day even when we bouce 3 hours early!

RoseLeigh
11-21-2007, 01:36 PM
I want a wig. A blonde one. And some ice cream.

stellaforstars
11-21-2007, 01:43 PM
Why do I always sign on to Stripperweb and leave hungry???

The ultimate diet for me would be not visiting this place for a few weeks...

Chicagoeditor
11-21-2007, 01:53 PM
Bridgette needs to clear out her inbox!

britt244
11-21-2007, 02:04 PM
it is GORGEOUS outside. its 70 degrees and beaaaautiful. of course, weather like that makes me want to drink. im supposed to go to my parents house after work tonight but i am very seriously contemplating getting a ride to work so i can get fucked up.

bad bad bad britt. i am not a good moneymaker when i drink. i know this. man i havent craved alcohol like this in a while! last night it was drugs today its drinking.. wtf is up with me?

RoseLeigh
11-21-2007, 02:15 PM
^^^Be good! You've been on a craving thing recently-maybe school stress? Choose cookies, not drugs.

hardkandee
11-21-2007, 02:20 PM
2:20 pm

Dinner for 150 - done.

Time to sleep.








Oh wait! I have a pseudo high school reunion at 9pm tonight. No nap time for me.

britt244
11-21-2007, 02:20 PM
^^^Be good! You've been on a craving thing recently-maybe school stress? Choose cookies, not drugs.

i KNOW! what the hell? i mean, i can blame pms for craving the cookies (which i ate ALL of lol) but not for the partying! oh well, i cant drink anyway. i have to drive so i can go to my parents house after work. boo. plus i had a bad weekend and im kind of obsessed with money so i need to hustle my butt off! :P

would it be gross to go get more coffee? im so hyped up on caffeine right now and i only had a tall frappucino! but i want more!

RoseLeigh
11-21-2007, 02:35 PM
i KNOW! what the hell? i mean, i can blame pms for craving the cookies (which i ate ALL of lol) but not for the partying! oh well, i cant drink anyway. i have to drive so i can go to my parents house after work. boo. plus i had a bad weekend and im kind of obsessed with money so i need to hustle my butt off! :P

would it be gross to go get more coffee? im so hyped up on caffeine right now and i only had a tall frappucino! but i want more!

Not if you want to sleep! LOL Of course, I tend to hustle better when I'm all hopped up on coffee. Guys must think I'm nuts. Or on the drugs. Alas, it is coke (-a cola).

BrunetteGoddess
11-21-2007, 02:36 PM
Just ONE more shift tonight, and then I have off tomorrow. Yay!

britt244
11-21-2007, 02:37 PM
Not if you want to sleep! LOL Of course, I tend to hustle better when I'm all hopped up on coffee. Guys must think I'm nuts. Or on the drugs. Alas, it is coke (-a cola).

maybe i'll just wait til i get to work and drink red bull. even though thats 3 1/2 hours away... but i dont feel like going back out right now.

phillyvixen
11-21-2007, 02:37 PM
cleaning suckssss
My whole body aches so bad. I got a new electric mop that i was so excited about and it sucks big donkey balls and will be on its way back to target. So i had to use the old school mop and bucket which makes my back ache so bad. I just hate cleaning, I wish i was one of those people who liked it but i just hate it more every time. I have the music pumping and I still hate it. I need to go finish before the husband gets home and takes me grocery shopping. HE better tell me how amazing i am and if he complains about anything I'm gonna spit in his dinner or something!! I hate complainers! Except when its me complaining of course ::grin::

PrettyCurlieQ
11-21-2007, 02:41 PM
I'm so lazy and don't want to get ready for work. I finally got in the shower, but now I'm just sitting naked with wet hair at the computer. SW is much more interesting than my blowdryer..lol

cameron_keys
11-21-2007, 04:05 PM
I"m watching my Veronica Mars DVD's obsessively and not only do I have a total girl crush on Kristen Bell....I want to fuck Frances Capra(Weevil) SOOOOOO bad!!!

Badass biker dude with a heart of gold who would jump in front of a bullet for Veronica even though she ISNT fucking him??? Oh I'd tear that boy UP!

britt244
11-21-2007, 04:10 PM
my hair looked good all messy and wavy until i tried to put some stuff in it and make sure it would be cute. then i just messed it up.

TigersMilk
11-21-2007, 04:10 PM
God I want sushi again tonight! Would it be fatty of me to go back to the same place I went to last night?

sxybrat07
11-21-2007, 04:29 PM
No, as long as you bring me some :) ^^