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ExoticEngineer
11-22-2007, 11:57 AM
I made too much bread pudding. I could feed the entire neighborhood with the amount of bread pudding I made! It'll take an entire bottle of rum to make the damn sauce! (not really, but damn!)

I'm going to get very "curvy" this weekend. ::)

Mily
11-22-2007, 11:59 AM
Okay...so I got up early all excited about the holiday and all. Maybe I'll have a decent Thanksgiving dinner today. *knocks on wood* Okay, I'm still tired... back to catch a nap before I'll be on my way to the folks' house.

hardkandee
11-22-2007, 12:06 PM
Why do I get off being such a major bitch on the holidays? I am the grinch.

sxybrat07
11-22-2007, 12:16 PM
I'm making Yek's sweet potatoes, I'm making Yek's sweet potatoes, neener neener neener!!!! :neener:

stellaforstars
11-22-2007, 02:12 PM
I'm going to get very "curvy" this weekend. ::)

I love your take on eating lots of food! In fact, I've decided that's the way I shall see it as well.

Gorgeous avatar, by the way...

TigersMilk
11-22-2007, 02:41 PM
Omg banana lumpia is making love in my mouth. I head over to my moms in a bit. yay!

Mily
11-22-2007, 02:42 PM
Omg banana lumpia is making love in my mouth. I head over to my moms in a bit. yay!


You're filipina!? ;D

sxybrat07
11-22-2007, 02:42 PM
OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWw I burned my arm on my oven rack, it hurts and I think it's gonna blister. Owie :( Boo!!!!!!

AlexxaHex
11-22-2007, 02:43 PM
There are times I enjoy living alone. Like, when it's eight o'clock in the morning and I haven't even had coffee yet, and K gets up and puts on his ridiculous silly country music songs with the volume way too high. I just sat quietly through "I've Got the World Up My Ass," and now I'm listening to some dude list off all the country stars he fucked with the chorus "It won't go down, it won't go down, my country boner won't go down."

I am trying so very hard to remain pleasant but FFS, can't he put on some headphones if he wants to listen to this shit at eight in the morning?? Gah. I'm gonna have to go take a shower or something.

I LOVE THAT SONG!!}:D

TigersMilk
11-22-2007, 02:46 PM
You're filipina!? ;D
Just a little bit, like a 1/4. When thanksgiving is all over I want to try making pancit. If you know a good recipe :psst: pass it on to me. I also make regular lumpia but with pork. I don't know why some like it with beef.

ETA:
Oh oh and going to make my mashed potato murder at my moms when I get there.
Mashed potatoes with skins, mozzarella, pork fat, butter, sauteed mushrooms in garlic and butter, and real bacon bits, fresh parsley.

Chicagoeditor
11-22-2007, 02:52 PM
I'm going to get very "curvy" this weekend. ::)

Luscious and more luscious. A perfect Holiday treat.

My feast--at the ex wife's place--is in two hours. Was over there earlier, helping out and drinking (!) some excellent white wine. Red wine tonight with the bird. ;D

Mily
11-22-2007, 03:03 PM
Just a little bit, like a 1/4. When thanksgiving is all over I want to try making pancit. If you know a good recipe :psst: pass it on to me. I also make regular lumpia but with pork. I don't know why some like it with beef.


I love me some beef lumpia. :yummy: I'll get my mom's pancit recipe today and PM you... everybody always gushes about her pancit--well actually they gush about her cooking in general. :)

TigersMilk
11-22-2007, 03:10 PM
^^ I look forward to it.

The_Oceans
11-22-2007, 03:33 PM
Omg banana lumpia is making love in my mouth. I head over to my moms in a bit. yay!

Eeeeee! I haven't had banana lumpia in years!!! I gotta get my mom to pass some recipes down.

mmmm...tryptophan...I downed a 1lb turkey breast joint with sage & onion stuffing, and mashed potatoes all on my own, and had a nice nap to boot. Now I'm in the middle of an NFL tripleheader on the telly, and I'm packing for my weekend trip to Edinburgh.

Hope everyone is having a good holiday!

Lysondra
11-22-2007, 05:11 PM
A seriously wealthy man just asked me to dinner tonight and offered to take me on a weekend trip to Vegas for new years...

I'm not really impressed but I -know- he's rich (not one of those lying idiots to get you in bed types) and it made me feel, I dunno, 'special'.

I feel kinda bad because I felt super incredibly flattered that a guy with so much could want me, y'know? Does that sound stupid?

I think I'll go out to dinner. Couldn't hurt.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 05:18 PM
Is it totally fucked up that everyone's enjoying a delicious Thanksgiving feast and the highlight of my day --foodwise-- is the frosted animal crackers I found in my pantry?! lol, I'm such a freak...

stellaforstars
11-22-2007, 05:19 PM
The holidays make me feel ridiculously lonely.

But on the plus side, I get to see one of my closest friends tonight. I've missed her so much.

Alaska
11-22-2007, 05:21 PM
Someone come to this 2nite wif me! It's Party Monster, yayyyy. Let's go all out and get excessive on this boring Thxgiving!

Lysondra
11-22-2007, 05:24 PM
Oh fuck.. every year Thanksgiving reminds me that it's been another year since my best friend died. I don't even get the opportunity in Australia (we don't have Thankgsgiving) to stuff my face to forget. :(

AlexxaHex
11-22-2007, 05:29 PM
My best friend is dead too. :'( :hug:

*gives Lysondra a forkful of shrimp vindaloo*

Lysondra
11-22-2007, 05:34 PM
DUDE you know me! :hug:

kaiarose
11-22-2007, 06:00 PM
I couldn't wait to get home from Thanksgiving dinner so that I could check on SW. How pathetic am I?

Alaska
11-22-2007, 06:53 PM
In my house I have the following:


--A quart of Jim Beam

--2 6-packs of Sam Adams winter lager

--many Tecate cans

--fancy red wine


--Silk Nog, tub of Starbucks Coffee Almond Fudge ice cream


Please come over.

Lady Jade
11-22-2007, 07:40 PM
I'm sad. I baked 2 batches of cookies for today, and no one ate them! :(

PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 07:44 PM
Okay, I take it back. I said the highlight (consumption-wise) of my Turkey Day was frosted animal crackers, but it's actually all the wine I'm getting fuuucked up! Woot! Don't get me wrong, I have a special place in my heart, and my tummy for the frosted animal crackers. But nothing makes me quite as happy as my wine! :) :cheers: HAPPY TURKEY DAY, YA'LL!!!!!!

Kaylinn
11-22-2007, 09:00 PM
dude, can a holiday dinner never go without a hitch?
Dinenr was perfect, everythign ws wonderdul, I was praised for being an incredible cook.
Yeah. life is good.
UNtil my fucking garbage disposal clogged up. and then the dishwasher made it start to overflow. Carrot peelings, potato peelings, and all kind of other ramdomn nasty foodness started spweing all over my clean kitchen.
Not to mention I can't clean up because the skink is stopped. So every simngle dish in my house is dirty and I can't wash them.
Why? Cause I can't find any fuckign store open to buydraino except walmart, and I'll be dammed if I wait in line for 45 minutes for some draino.

meh. At least the food was good.

my cat's enjoyed turkey leftovers :)

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:02 PM
^damn! i saw on the news this morning that plumbers will make $250 house calls today for garbage disposals! that's a tight career.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 09:10 PM
^damn! i saw on the news this morning that plumbers will make $250 house calls today for garbage disposals! that's a tight career.
And all they gotta show is a little butt crack:moon:, maybe we're in the wrong business!! :boobies:

ArmySGT.
11-22-2007, 09:11 PM
A tip for the guys:

If I am in the grocery store at 4am wearing dirty sweats with greasy hair and no makeup on, do not attempt the pick up line "what's up beatitful"

Come on! Flattery will get you nowhere! I know I am not beautiful right now. I haven't showered in 3 days, my hair is plastered to my head, I don't think I brushed my teeth today, I spent the day cleanign and sweating, and my sweat pants are dirty due to cooking and cleaning all day. I KNOW I ain't even close to beautiful right now.
So be honest. Just say, " wanna come ride my dick?"
Cause we both know that's what you really meant.

Whaaaaaaa? Me no get............... You are radiant........Reeeeeeeeeeeowr

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:12 PM
And all they gotta show is a little butt crack:moon:, maybe we're in the wrong business!! :boobies:

aaaaaahahha! :rotfl: :rotfl:

PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 09:13 PM
aaaaaahahha! :rotfl: :rotfl:
I think I've had enough wine... :D :drunk: Now I'm cracking stupid jokes about plumber butt!

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:15 PM
St00pid plumber butt is making me laugh like a loon....prob will after the wine sobers up!

ArmySGT.
11-22-2007, 09:28 PM
In my house I have the following:


--A quart of Jim Beam

--2 6-packs of Sam Adams winter lager

--many Tecate cans

--fancy red wine


--Silk Nog, tub of Starbucks Coffee Almond Fudge ice cream


Please come over.

That would take me 3-4 hours. The Club kid night........ How seriously awesome is that? If ABQ has anything else like it let me know. Kay? Thanks.

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:29 PM
^Yay-uh!



Hay StellaforStars, Stellstar* just came on and that shit is the coolest.

zxcire
11-22-2007, 09:31 PM
^Yay-uh!



Hay StellaforStars, Stellstar* just came on and that shit is the coolest.:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeat sick obsession with stellastarr*!!!!!1 neverending.

Darcy Foxx
11-22-2007, 09:35 PM
i just got back from my malice in wonderland/clockwork orange shoot. oh man, the pics are fucking amazing.

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:37 PM
^ do not tease!!!! post!

stellaforstars
11-22-2007, 09:37 PM
Hehehe....Would you believe I've never actually heard them?

ArmySGT.
11-22-2007, 09:38 PM
dude, can a holiday dinner never go without a hitch?
Dinenr was perfect, everythign ws wonderdul, I was praised for being an incredible cook.
Yeah. life is good.
UNtil my fucking garbage disposal clogged up. and then the dishwasher made it start to overflow. Carrot peelings, potato peelings, and all kind of other ramdomn nasty foodness started spweing all over my clean kitchen.
Not to mention I can't clean up because the skink is stopped. So every simngle dish in my house is dirty and I can't wash them.
Why? Cause I can't find any fuckign store open to buydraino except walmart, and I'll be dammed if I wait in line for 45 minutes for some draino.

meh. At least the food was good.

my cat's enjoyed turkey leftovers :)

If you unplug the disposal unber the cabinet can you unclog it it a coat hanger and tongs? Is the U shaped water trap metal? If so remove all the chemical and place a candle down there that will heat the water trap. Keep an eye on it. Heat (hair dryer?) should loosen the clog.

PS stop pouring grease down your drain. Grease goes in the garbage.

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:39 PM
:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeat sick obsession with stellastarr*!!!!!1 neverending.

yea like playing moongirl one thousand times in row!!!! scha-WING!

Alaska
11-22-2007, 09:40 PM
Hehehe....Would you believe I've never actually heard them?

Nooo.....:yikes:

not tryin ta be an emo/hipster fucktard, i just thought that's why you made yr sn, that's all!

zxcire
11-22-2007, 09:46 PM
Nooo.....:yikes:

not tryin ta be an emo/hipster fucktard, i just thought that's why you made yr sn, that's all!

HAHAHAHAHA! Me too!!!! I listen to them constantly....Sweet Troubled Soul.

mmmm

Heaven on earth it is!

Darcy Foxx
11-22-2007, 10:10 PM
^ do not tease!!!! post!

i won't get the cd of photos for a few days, but i'll stick them up here as soon as i get them :)

stellaforstars
11-22-2007, 10:25 PM
Nah. It's actually a 'Streetcar Named Desire' reference. Because I'm a nerd like that.

*hides in a corner*

velvet
11-22-2007, 10:29 PM
My best friend is dead too.


me three.
she's been gone 3 years now, miss her everyday...

velvet
11-22-2007, 10:33 PM
UNtil my fucking garbage disposal clogged up. and then the dishwasher made it start to overflow. Carrot peelings, potato peelings, and all kind of other ramdomn nasty foodness started spweing all over my clean kitchen.

thats why i learned long ago you cant put potato/carrot peeling's down the garbage disposal. you have to throw them in the garbage for future reference. learned the hard way more than once.

gingerlee
11-22-2007, 10:39 PM
I'm depressed because in one day I got told I'm a drug addict, a hooker, a person who doesn't *work* for a living, and a selfish bitch. Dude, WTF? Can I just have a day at 'home' (where I grew up) that doesn't make me want to go cry until I run out of tears?

Darcy Foxx
11-22-2007, 10:47 PM
*hugs ginger*

gingerlee
11-22-2007, 10:51 PM
Thank you Darcy. :)

sxybrat07
11-22-2007, 10:52 PM
Aw, I'm sorry Ginger :hug: I have a similar problem when I go 'home'. Stupid small towns.