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X Evan X
11-22-2007, 10:57 PM
Rottweiler "turkey & leftovers" farts are brutal at close range
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britt244
11-22-2007, 11:03 PM
why do i want to spend all my time with someone that i realized tonight i have nothing in common with? its weird.
gingerlee
11-22-2007, 11:08 PM
Rottweiler "turkey & leftovers" farts are brutal at close range
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Just reading that description makes me want to gag.
gingerlee
11-22-2007, 11:10 PM
why do i want to spend all my time with someone that i realized tonight i have nothing in common with? its weird.
Because you didn't realize it until tonight. I think we've all done it at some point in our lives, and it sucks.
Alaska
11-22-2007, 11:13 PM
aww. the random thread turns serious. :(
britt244
11-22-2007, 11:14 PM
Because you didn't realize it until tonight. I think we've all done it at some point in our lives, and it sucks.
yeah, but i still dont want to spend any less time with him. :-\
ColetteCalahan
11-22-2007, 11:22 PM
^^ heheh because the sex is good/??
britt244
11-22-2007, 11:23 PM
no! we havent had sex! im holding out :P haha except im on my period this week or i prob would have by now...
ArmySGT.
11-22-2007, 11:29 PM
I'm a drug addict, a hooker, a person who doesn't *work* for a living, and a selfish bitch. Dude, WTF?
Can we make that a t shirt? Remember their pabst, swillin, no sixth grade passin, mullet wear, snaggle toothed, sixth generation inbred, twatwaffle fucktards.
Everytime you come to town looking lovely, having made your own money; they are reminded of this fact.
Go on with your bad self. ;D
BrunetteGoddess
11-22-2007, 11:32 PM
I'm in the chat....
britt244
11-22-2007, 11:38 PM
I'm depressed because in one day I got told I'm a drug addict, a hooker, a person who doesn't *work* for a living, and a selfish bitch. Dude, WTF? Can I just have a day at 'home' (where I grew up) that doesn't make me want to go cry until I run out of tears?
may i please just say a big 'fuck you' to them, on your behalf? all i have to say to attitudes like that is look at what you have and have accomplished, look at what they have, and realize that there is no comparison. everyone can be judged on something. a girl recently told me she 'wants to get me out of dancing. it isnt safe.' ::) this same girl is going back to work after having a baby because otherwise, her husband will control anything she spends money on because it wont be 'her' money. hmm, lets count the ways she could be judged.. shes not raising her own kid. i can see mommys jumping on that. shes got a husband that controls her. red flag. yet she is judging me. bottom line is, look at whos really saying that shit to you. chances are, they have no right to judge. and you shouldnt give them the satisfaction of being depressed over anything they have to say.
gingerlee
11-22-2007, 11:38 PM
Can we make that a t shirt? Remember their pabst, swillin, no sixth grade passin, mullet wear, snaggle toothed, sixth generation inbred, twatwaffle fucktards.
Everytime you come to town looking lovely, having made your own money; they are reminded of this fact.
Go on with your bad self. ;D
I would so wear that shirt. My quote can be the front, and the back can say...I may be all these things, but you're a twatwaffle.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 11:44 PM
no! we havent had sex! im holding out :P haha except im on my period this week or i prob would have by now...
:rotfl: I love you crazy.
britt244
11-22-2007, 11:44 PM
^ no but for real! we havent! and i didnt do it *before* i was on my period!
PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 11:47 PM
Even if your period is causing you to hold out longer than you would like, IT STILL COUNTS AS BEING CHASTE! Imo anyways. If you willed soooo badly to have sex your mind would control your uterus to stop bleeding, so obviously sub consciously you wanna wait so it will be soooooooo good... lol I'm still drunk!
britt244
11-22-2007, 11:47 PM
bahahahahahaha. i wish my mind could make my period go away!
ColetteCalahan
11-22-2007, 11:50 PM
i so called it. sometimes enough sexual attraction can make polar opposition go away. ;D
DUUUUUUUDE i can't figure out how to get my pictures off my new camera & onto my computer! i'm so technologically inept!!
PrettyCurlieQ
11-22-2007, 11:53 PM
bahahahahahaha. i wish my mind could make my period go away!
Mind over matter. There's even some chicks that want to be pregnant so badly they start resembling pregnant women in every way except having a baby inside them. It's called pseudocyesis or something like that. You lactate and everything. Mind over matter! :O
ETA
Not that you should become psychotic and try to make your period go away, I'm just a little tipsy and spouting useless random information.
britt244
11-23-2007, 12:29 AM
why am i still up at 2:30? i was ready for bed by 9.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 12:32 AM
Well I've been in bed, but after 45 min, I got back up and back on SW..
And my bf's been asleep for a few hours, if he falls asleep before me, I have a hard time sleeping, idk why.
Plus that douche in the other thread got me irritated so now I'm trying to make him go away.
britt244
11-23-2007, 12:34 AM
^ LOL! haha, i know what you mean about the guy falling asleep first. hes not my boyfriend, but when i sleep over there i always tell him he cant go to sleep til i do or else i cant sleep.
but im breaking my rule of not talking about it on here sooo i dont know why i even said that lol.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 12:36 AM
^ LOL! haha, i know what you mean about the guy falling asleep first. hes not my boyfriend, but when i sleep over there i always tell him he cant go to sleep til i do or else i cant sleep.
but im breaking my rule of not talking about it on here sooo i dont know why i even said that lol.
Don't tell, but my bf puts me to sleep. He holds me and sometimes rocks me a little bit til I fall asleep, and I fall fast. If he sleeps first there's no hope for me. That's embarassing.. lol
britt244
11-23-2007, 12:41 AM
i'm cold.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 12:47 AM
I think I'm gonna try to sleep again. You'd think after all the wine, it would be easy... I'll probably be back soon, I don't feel it.
SWEET DREAMS SW!
britt244
11-23-2007, 12:50 AM
^ booooooo. now i'll be bored.
i dont like sleeping by myself. :(
RoseLeigh
11-23-2007, 01:51 AM
What an meh night. I fell onstage. And made very little money. But the mood in the dr wasn't dreary-lots of food brought in. One of the other girls and I did a 'we made no money' dance at the end of the night in the dressing room.
Fabulous Disaster
11-23-2007, 02:15 AM
Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) is hot.
Lady Jade
11-23-2007, 02:45 AM
*puts on boxing gloves* Whoooooo... time to hit the Black Friday sales!
stellaforstars
11-23-2007, 07:27 AM
I just got a $300 Calvin Klein coat for $60...I love Black Friday...
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 08:27 AM
I'm so icey... and I don't mean I'm dripping with diamonds... :cold:
It's so freaking cold! And my apartment is never comfortable. Either it's cold, or the heater blasts and I'm sweating. ::) I'm going to the gym. Time to run and lift.
kaiarose
11-23-2007, 08:39 AM
I think everyone but me is out Xmas shopping. I'm such a procrastinator when it comes to xmas gifts. I go shopping a week before xmas when everything is marked at it's highest ::)
kitty260
11-23-2007, 08:51 AM
I just ate a Tums that tasted like pickles. I'm highly disturbed by this.
Chicagoeditor
11-23-2007, 09:07 AM
I had a fine time last night at the feast: Food, wine and friendly conversation with family and friends. So why did I have nightmares about zombies?
Taylorlila
11-23-2007, 09:22 AM
I had a fine time last night at the feast: Food, wine and friendly conversation with family and friends. So why did I have nightmares about zombies?
I had a weird dream too after mine fine Thanksgiving night.
Me and 4 other girls captured by some crazy killer that was going to muderer us all. I told him "why would you kill us when you could have all of us as your sex slaves?" haha wtf.
But it bought us time to escape because he was going to kill us right then and decided that 5 hot sex slaves was a fabulous idea.
Lady Jade
11-23-2007, 09:25 AM
I had a fine time last night at the feast: Food, wine and friendly conversation with family and friends. So why did I have nightmares about zombies?
Didn't you see the episode of "The Cosby Show"? You get crazy weird nightmares when you eat too much, duh!
cameron_keys
11-23-2007, 09:28 AM
I've been having weird vivd dreams all week. Last night I found my dog(which my ex stole 10 yrs ago) Some bitch had him and wouldnt give up him, my kittens OR my talking rubber ducks(WTF??), so I got my gun and was goingto shoot her. Right before that, me and the rest of the aliens on earth went home to our own planet.
No fucking wonder I'm dizzy....
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 10:00 AM
It's snowing!! The first snow of the season, and it's frickin' cold!! I went to the gym and it was just cold, not snowing yet, so I just wore long shorts and a coat over my tshirt. I came out of the gym to a winter wonderland. And I had to run errands in my shorts, this guy at Dollar General asked me "What the hell were you thinking dressing like that?!" It was funny, but chilly..
zxcire
11-23-2007, 10:29 AM
Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) is hot.
I would like to second this. MMMMMMMmike Rowe!!!!
MrChristopher
11-23-2007, 10:40 AM
-I woke up all stuffed up, and when I blew my nose I think the entire contents of my head came out. That was really disturbing.
-If we're gone for more than maybe 12 hours, my orange cat takes it upon himself to shred any available piece of paper in the house. He is particularly fond of paper towels. He's also extremely talkative, and since MrsC and the kids aren't here he's following me from room to room meowing at me every 5 seconds and giving me that "pay attention to me!" cat headbutt.
-Ugh, these sniffles need to go. Time to dope myself up.
-I wonder how early I need to leave for work today. I have to drive right by a big mall to get there and I'm sure traffic will suck.
-I want pancakes.
sxybrat07
11-23-2007, 10:53 AM
I'm gonna be productive today! :D I had dreams about Yek and Cameron and other random SW'ers, I think I need to spend less time on here...
Coffee is fabulous....
My cat is super needy today, I don't know why. She keeps head butting me, then licking me, then if I still ignore her, she starts petting me....
cameron_keys
11-23-2007, 10:54 AM
I'm gonna be productive today! :D I had dreams about Yek and Cameron and other random SW'ers, I think I need to spend less time on here...
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Damn! I hope it was a good one!
Darcy Foxx
11-23-2007, 10:57 AM
bleh. adjusting to new anti-depressants is fucking lame.
sxybrat07
11-23-2007, 11:17 AM
Damn! I hope it was a good one!
Sadly enough, I can't even get girly lovin in my dreams :'(
Darcy Foxx
11-23-2007, 11:37 AM
i'm contemplating getting a marilyn piercing (the upper lip, beauty spot type thing). but i dunno if it'll compliment my face or not. i guess i can always just take it out if it looks shit.
stellaforstars
11-23-2007, 11:51 AM
I have a 10 page paper due at 11:59 p.m. Sunday night and I haven't even started it.
I think it's safe to say that I'm not going to do well on this one...
Taylorlila
11-23-2007, 11:57 AM
I have to drive an hour and ahlf to a new club tonight. I have no clue where it is, I am using a navagation but my cigarette lighter goes on and off. Here's to the battery dying and me being hella lost at 1am.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 12:00 PM
I'm so cold my nipples could cut glass. :cold:
Chicagoeditor
11-23-2007, 12:01 PM
Cleaning my place through the afternoon (house guest coming on Sunday or maybe Saturday night). Then the gym, then a late sushi dinner while the rest of the world is eating left-over Turkey.
Edit: Cleaning has it's perks. I just discovered an Rx bottle in my bathroom containing one unused Valium (back from the ear job in January). Hummm.
PrettyCurlieQ
11-23-2007, 12:03 PM
... I just discovered an Rx bottle in my bathroom containing one unused Valium...
*jealous*
It's okay, I'll have a glass of wine in the bathtub and forget about it!:D
britt244
11-23-2007, 12:08 PM
I think everyone but me is out Xmas shopping. I'm such a procrastinator when it comes to xmas gifts. I go shopping a week before xmas when everything is marked at it's highest ::)
i'm with you! there's no way i'm going out today!