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Chicagoeditor
11-24-2007, 11:05 AM
Chinese food tonight. I must satisfy this yen. Besides, it's on my ToDo list.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-24-2007, 11:24 AM
I'm so sneezy!! I woke up with my nose all stuffy and now that I'm up it's runny and I can't stop sneezing!!

cameron_keys
11-24-2007, 01:37 PM
OK..turkey is in the oven..I get to do real Thanksgiving today!!

BrunetteGoddess
11-24-2007, 02:33 PM
Cally,

I MISS YOU!

sxybrat07
11-24-2007, 02:39 PM
Mmmm I went grocery shopping and got some YUMMY morningstar breakfast bite thingies...mmm.....

PrettyCurlieQ
11-24-2007, 02:50 PM
For some reason I am WAY not interested in going to work tonight... I've still got an hour and a half before I've gotta leave, but ick..... I'm feeling lazy.

britt244
11-24-2007, 03:28 PM
so much for getting my nails done today.. i just slept way longer than i thought i would.

RoseLeigh
11-24-2007, 03:32 PM
I should go to work. I should also do homework. Can't. Make. Decisions.

Lady Jade
11-24-2007, 03:50 PM
Had dim sum for brunch, then came home to snuggle on the couch and watch "Mr. & Mrs. Smith". What a nice, relaxing Saturday!

Hey Mr. C... you could always pull a Monty Python with the parakeet!

desavirsire
11-24-2007, 04:15 PM
AND I got fined for staying past 11. WTF?? I am seriously posting a sign up saying that I refuse to acknowlede or follow any new or changed rule that is not posted beforehand. I'm fucking tired of them changing the rules every god dammed second...grrr..I mean it was only $10...but its the principle. I dont mind paying a $10 fee for staying late since I'd only stay if I was making money...esp since we dont pay house or anything...but like I said..its the principle of the rules constantly changing


Wow fining girls for staying past 11 and running 3 for $30, I call shenanagans.

Fuck that place... seriously.

cameron_keys
11-24-2007, 04:25 PM
Wow fining girls for staying past 11 and running 3 for $30, I call shenanagans.

Fuck that place... seriously.

I am seriously putting up a sign on Fri about the ever changing rules. I'm tired of it, next time I see big Rick I'll take it up with him too..he said himself I have seniority there and I'm one of his favs.That should come with SOME perks!

The problem is..where the hell else are we going to go? Mos t palces here are worse and theres no money anywhere. At least I ended up with decent money last night and the guys i talked to may very well become Fri regs(if they do...come join me with them..they are SUPER cool and have money)

The 3 for $30 is crap...btu the songs are like 45 seconds each so I'm not as annoyed as when they were REALLY doing 3 full songs for $30. this is about the length of a song and a half.

And the after 11 fine wouldnt be a big deal either since I dont pay house and its only $10....IF it was consistant and known. I stay til 5am one night with no prolem, and past 11 another and get fined?? They NEED to stop that shit.


I'll be the dancer version of Norma Rae!!

Bob_Loblaw
11-24-2007, 04:28 PM
I brought my cat in to get fixed yesterday and can't help but feel guilty about it today

cameron_keys
11-24-2007, 04:30 PM
I brought my cat in to get fixed yesterday and can't help but feel guilty about it today

Dont ...you jusy saved him/her from a shit ton of health problems. Yippee to you for being a responsible pet owner..dont be guilty..be proud!

stellaforstars
11-24-2007, 04:30 PM
^^What Cameron said.

X Evan X
11-24-2007, 05:22 PM
All the talk of Chinese food has infected my brain and stomach. Thanks..

-E

stellaforstars
11-24-2007, 05:41 PM
Everything in my life is falling apart and I've just pissed off the one person that I felt was on my side.

That's just fucking great. I don't know why I even get out of bed at this point.

Chicagoeditor
11-24-2007, 06:15 PM
Should I go see The Mist? Go ALONE to see this dreadful puke movie on a Saturday night? How lame am I?

Lady Jade
11-24-2007, 06:30 PM
^^^ I'm more lame, I sat on the couch and watched "Crimson Tide"!

Alaska
11-24-2007, 06:31 PM
Nothing lame about solo movies, on a Sat. or anytime...unless it's a reallyreallyreally bad movie!

I treasure every 3 hours I can be alone + entertained at the same time!

Chicagoeditor
11-24-2007, 06:32 PM
I've missed the 7:35. So now I can consider seeing the 10:30. LOL

Alaska
11-24-2007, 06:33 PM
I smell the WEIRDEST:


--Alba cocoa butter body lotion (has kind of a coffee smell!)

--Pure Instinct pheromones....smells like kiwi-strawberry + bad breath

--Malibu Musk body spray!!!





Usually I do scentless lotion, but I ran out! I had lots of compliments from guys last night tho, so fuck it they're getting it again!

BrunetteGoddess
11-24-2007, 06:54 PM
Fuck. Bad news. MIL is getting sued over a car accident and we might lose her house. Possible homeless R and me back to AZ.

Lysondra
11-24-2007, 07:42 PM
I need to buy a gorgeous dress today so I can look good on my new beaus arm. He's wearing a gorgeous Italian suit to the Christmas part for work - so I must find something -stunning-.

Fuck, it's expensive dating a rich man.

*swoon*

Darcy Foxx
11-24-2007, 07:51 PM
Fuck. Bad news. MIL is getting sued over a car accident and we might lose her house. Possible homeless R and me back to AZ.

oh, honey, that's terrible! *big hugs* sending lots of good wishes your way....

BrunetteGoddess
11-24-2007, 08:10 PM
One day at a time....one day at a time....

*remembers her 'fight stress' post*

Thanks Darcy.

RoseLeigh
11-24-2007, 08:21 PM
I am so tired of my crap student food. If I have one more on-the-run sammich, bowl of pasta or snackbar, I may scream!

Yekhefah
11-24-2007, 08:27 PM
K's best friend is a SHITHEAD. I knew this already but OMG I just had to spend two days with him and I can't believe I'm not in jail right now because I could have cheerfully shoved a ballpoint pen through his eye. Even K admits he's a misogynist prick, but that is a serious understatement. FUCK this guy in the fucking ASS. :shoot:

I gotta admit, the presence of this asshole in the state is a big dark cloud on our move to Oregon. I can't believe K is friends with this prick. Maybe one day he'll drive drunk into the river and die or something... I can only hope.

TheSexKitten
11-24-2007, 09:12 PM
Details, Yek!! Tell me tales of his prickitude. ;D




zomg I flushed my weed down the toilet on Thanksgiving night because I thought the apt. security guard was a cop who came because someone smelled weed smoke. He told us to turn the stereo down... :D down the drain went quite a bit of fine dank chronic. Oh well! Time for a break anyway.

Lady Jade
11-24-2007, 09:15 PM
I am so tired of my crap student food. If I have one more on-the-run sammich, bowl of pasta or snackbar, I may scream!

You missed the days there when the best dining hall ever was open. It was about 10 paces from the front door of my dorm, and I practically lived there. Too bad they shut it down my junior year. :(

the_dfb
11-24-2007, 09:24 PM
I'm totally freaking out, 'cos I just bought a dress and I fear I won't look amazing in it by Dec. 7th.

I mean, this dress is BEAUTIFUL, but like any other dress, you have to look great to wear it.

Yekhefah
11-24-2007, 09:29 PM
Details, Yek!! Tell me tales of his prickitude.

I wish I had good stories, but it's just his general misogyny. This guy HATES women, even the ones he dates... actually, ESPECIALLY the ones he dates. He refers to all his ex-girlfriends as whores and cunts and "what's-her-slut," and deliberately dates unattractive women so he can freely abuse them. And now he's in law school (oh joy), so he was bringing up topics like false rape accusations and how his textbook says 80% of women say "no" during sex but don't really mean it, so rape is legally impossible to define. And I can't argue with him, because everything my woman's mouth says is automatically a self-serving lie. ::)

Then there was one instance, I forget what we were talking about but he pissed me off and I said so. He started laughing and made a gesture and cried, "Wind 'er up, let 'er go!" He kept laughing so I told him to go fuck himself and shut up, and then later when I said something else and it was obvious I was still pissed off, he started laughing again and said to K, "Aw, she's like the Energizer Bunny! You wind this one up and she just keeps going!" >:(

And of course we hit a few strip clubs and he was looking around the room going, "Huh, this place looks DEAD tonight, I bet one of these girls would be up for an extra bill or two, ha ha... fucking whores." This guy, I should add, KNOWS I am a stripper, and said this right in front of me. And he wasn't joking.

And that's not even the whole of it, just the highlights... seriously this guy was blowing this shit nonstop for two days. I spent the last evening staring at the nape of his neck (I was sitting behind him in the car), fantasizing about shoving a Bic pen all the way into his brain. Fucking ASSHOLE. I was even a bit pissed off at K for awhile just for having a friend like this, and I don't even want to know what he tells K about me when I'm not there. My greatest wish right now is for this guy's ex-girlfriends to get together and cut his dick off, shove it in his mouth, and dump him in the river to die.

sxybrat07
11-24-2007, 09:36 PM
It's. Fucking. Freezing. Brrrr.....

Budai
11-24-2007, 09:53 PM
My greatest wish right now is for this guy's ex-girlfriends to get together and cut his dick off, shove it in his mouth, and dump him in the river to die.
Yek:

K's buddy sounds like a putrid smega doll. Don't be mad at K; he probably brings out the best this guy has to offer (which obviously ain't much).

IMO, his underlying issue is an abiding self-hatred coupled with the world's reflection of that toxic mindset. Gonzo artist Ralph Steadman once said:
"Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate."

If that's so^^, K's friend takes revenge on himself daily, and will continue to do so until he's utterly bitter and alone...

cameron_keys
11-24-2007, 10:06 PM
Yek...I could NOT hold my toungue OR my fists around someone like that...you have WAY more patience then me.

I too would be a bit peeved if hubby was friends with someone so obviously disrespectful and didnt stand up to himwhen that shit started...what does K see in him??? K doesnt seem to me to be the type to be friends with someone like that OR allow that type of treatment in front of a woman...no less a woman he loves(he was SUCH the gentleman when I met him....so this just seems so contradictory to me)

I would just flatly refuse to have anything to do with him. I wouldnt go anywhere with him..I dont want to see him, or even hear about him. In my wourld ..he owuld not exist.

It would be either that or shoot him.

Yekhefah
11-24-2007, 10:13 PM
I too have wondered what they could possibly have in common besides their devotion to Hunter S. Thompson. K agrees that the guy is a misogynist asshole, but since K isn't a woman he isn't affected by it and they're friends anyway. I did get a bit pissy with K after awhile but I'll get over it.

Yes, I agree, from now on the Douchebag is just dead to me. K can see him whenever I'm not there, but I'm not getting together with them anymore.

Budai
11-24-2007, 10:16 PM
Yek:

You and K are together for a number of reasons that eclipse this guy's arrogance. I predict that if nature runs its course, K will not be talking to this "friend" nearly as much by the end of the year.

My hat's off to you! A less tolerant woman would already have pulled dickwad aside and whispered: "Don't make K choose between us, you won't win..."

Yekhefah
11-24-2007, 10:19 PM
Oh, I don't know about that. This guy was K's friend many years before he met me, and I don't see that ending anytime soon. That's why I'd be happy to see him at the bottom of the river.

ArmySGT.
11-24-2007, 10:22 PM
I was even a bit pissed off at K for awhile just for having a friend like this,

Most every guy has a friend like this. Its a yin yang balance thing. Guys are not about consensus and harmony. Thats a female quality. Likely this guy is the counter balance to all that is politically correct and moral hand wringing dealing with "artists" all day.

Likely they have been friends forever and K values his friend for the Loyalty.

See here the thing with friends for most of the guys I know. I comes down to Loyalty. We all have friends with the lower cases f. People we send chain letters and share jokes with, not all of us have Friends with the capitol F. The Friend that would get up from a dinner date with a supermodel and come help you out because your car broke down, or give you a place to live, or their last dollar. I have two Friends like that. One is a Cop, if anyone ever fucks with his family, I am bringing a rifle and a shovel. The other has been my buddy since kindergarten. No one keeps track of favors done with Friends.

ArmySGT.
11-24-2007, 10:23 PM
On another note I have a new love............... Sailor Jerry rum and coke zero. ;D

Lysondra
11-24-2007, 10:25 PM
i'm so happy

TigersMilk
11-24-2007, 10:29 PM
I totally fucked off work tonight b/c I felt fat. eh.

Now, I'm really glad I didn't go to work tonight. My ass is on fiya!

LuckyOne
11-24-2007, 10:59 PM
So tired yet cannot fall asleep. I always do this- drink caffeine or red bull and then sit lay in bed with my pijamas on wide awake! lol!!! Oh well- so nice to be back home in sunny weather. :) Tomorrow need to put up Christmas lights!

Yekhefah
11-24-2007, 11:00 PM
Most every guy has a friend like this. Its a yin yang balance thing. Guys are not about consensus and harmony. Thats a female quality. Likely this guy is the counter balance to all that is politically correct and moral hand wringing dealing with "artists" all day.

Likely they have been friends forever and K values his friend for the Loyalty.

Yep, that's about it. I know every guy has the Vince Vaughn Friend, but after spending two and a half days straight with this shithead, it was all I could take. If K wants to be his friend, whatever, but I'm done and I don't want to see him ever again.

Of course now I'm all irrationally shitty with K right now. I know it's not his fault his friend is a douchebag, but I'm still pissy and annoyed with them both. I want to go to bed but K's in there snoring right now and I just want to slap him for all the shit I had to deal with all weekend. I'll get over it eventually, but right now I am so fucking crabby.

Kaylinn
11-24-2007, 11:16 PM
I am so horney. Like go out and find a random guy to bang horney.

I have masturbated every single night this week for hours and it's doing nothing to even slightly quench my hunger for a penis.

I haven't had a sex drive in 6 months cause of stupid birth control, but I ran out last month and have been to poor to get more, so my sex drive is back.

Unfortunatly, I haven't had sex in a month, and it doesn't seem like I'm gonna get laid any time soon. I keep getting shot down when I try to make a pass at him.

Yesterday I told him I was gonna go find a man to fuck me, and I was only half joking.

Must get laid soon. really soon.

TheSexKitten
11-24-2007, 11:22 PM
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOWWWWWWW.

It would be extremely hard for me to resist either throwing a harpy bitchfit or turning his face inside out with my fist. You sound like you have a lot of admirable self-control, but fuck that guy! I would second the idea of never having anything to do with him again. Ugh. My boy had(has?) a friend who gets on my nerves occasionally but it's not nearly as bad. Blehhhhh. Glad you're back then!

TheSexKitten
11-24-2007, 11:23 PM
Unfortunatly, I haven't had sex in a month, and it doesn't seem like I'm gonna get laid any time soon. I keep getting shot down when I try to make a pass at him.


... is he feeling ok? Is his penis still attatched to his body? wtf!?!? Lucky man. :D

Kaylinn
11-24-2007, 11:28 PM
wtf is right.
I do not know if the penis is still attached, as I haven't seen it in ages.

Las time I saw his penis was for him to show me the bruise he got on it in a freak work related accident. I assume that has since healed.
( hard to explain if you don't know what I'm talking about, but he is a dealer in a casino. The table games have racks of chips to gamble with. These racks have lids that go over them when the game is closed to protect the money. When the game is open, the lid sits in a compartment underneath the table, which is right at penis height. he was dealing one night and apparently, his pelvis was resting against that compartment, when the lid shifted and pinched his dick, giving him a blood blister/bruise on it.)

ArmySGT.
11-24-2007, 11:30 PM
Yep, that's about it. I know every guy has the Vince Vaughn Friend, but after spending two and a half days straight with this shithead, it was all I could take. If K wants to be his friend, whatever, but I'm done and I don't want to see him ever again.

Of course now I'm all irrationally shitty with K right now. I know it's not his fault his friend is a douchebag, but I'm still pissy and annoyed with them both. I want to go to bed but K's in there snoring right now and I just want to slap him for all the shit I had to deal with all weekend. I'll get over it eventually, but right now I am so fucking crabby.

Well think of it this way. You now have first hand experience with the misogynist archetype for any future writing endeavors.

Still wound up? eh energizer bunny.............................;D

Yekhefah
11-24-2007, 11:33 PM
Yeah, yeah, I know. That's what pisses me off too, I hate that I gave him the satisfaction of pissing me off. Thing is, I was on my way to getting over it but then K went to a meeting and came back and we had a different kind of sex than the kind I was in the mood for, and then he fell asleep and he's in there snoring, so I'm all pissed off at men in general right now and wanting to kick them all in the nuts. And it's the middle of the night and I'm awake with nothing else to do, so this bad mood is just feeding itself.

I should go take a book and a glass of wine into the bath or something.

ArmySGT.
11-24-2007, 11:41 PM
I inherited the"red berserker rage" for either or both parents. Smashing something helps. punching bag or just taking a heavy bat to a tree. Burns up the adrenaline surge. Otherwise the adreanline sits in your muscles and with make your muscles twitch, maybe make them sore. Do something kinetic.

On another note how was rainy and green. That didn't look like LA at all.

Bunny. :-X