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Kaylinn
11-25-2007, 12:30 AM
I've been emialing my boyfriend christmas present ideas.
A potato ricer, $400 in Lush stuff, a kitchen aid stand mixer, tons of pictures of puppies, and I hid a tiny engagment ring in the middle of all the other pics.
an Ipod, GPS for my car, new digital camera.....

I want lots of stuff :(

RoseLeigh
11-25-2007, 12:38 AM
What the hell do you buy for your brother's gf you don't really know, who works in LE and according to the helpful mom "Reads mysteries"? She thinks. Argh. Gift certificate time...

TigersMilk
11-25-2007, 12:44 AM
^^There is a good crime author called Patricia Cornwell. Her stuff is nice.

Budai
11-25-2007, 12:46 AM
^^How about padded handcuffs?

RoseLeigh
11-25-2007, 12:47 AM
^^There is a good crime author called Patricia Cornwell. Her stuff is nice.

Oooh, thanks. I worked at bookstores for years, but I admit to being clueless on modern mystery altogether.

Darcy Foxx
11-25-2007, 12:49 AM
sweeeet. got free tickets to see some bands tonight. since i've spent the last few days moping around my house in an ativan induced daze, i think some fun, drinks and live music might do me good.

RoseLeigh
11-25-2007, 12:50 AM
^^How about padded handcuffs?

Hahahaha. They're both pretty stuffy. I can't imagine that would go over well. ;D My brother's easy to shop for-I ask the video store guy what's new and involves guns and America. So yeah, he's getting the special ed. of the new Die Hard. The gf is harder.

Bob_Loblaw
11-25-2007, 01:12 AM
I just finished watching Serendipity and The Notebook with my cat. Yup, I had a real productive Saturday night.

Kaylinn
11-25-2007, 03:10 AM
Completly random pic I found on my computer.
Yes, it's a pic of my hangy ball. No, I do not have any idea when or why I took a pic of the hangy ball.

PaigeDWinter
11-25-2007, 03:23 AM
What the hell do you buy for your brother's gf you don't really know, who works in LE and according to the helpful mom "Reads mysteries"? She thinks. Argh. Gift certificate time...


If he likes crime suspense and like serial killer-type books... I suggest Jeffrey Deaver. He wrote the series that the movie Bone Collector was based on. Great stuff!

fashion_freak
11-25-2007, 03:33 AM
Why does every guy i date leave me, after 2 or 3 months, for his ex? Do I have the words "rebound girl" written on my forehead?

Should I go back to stripping after a year and a half of working in a normal job? Even though I'm scared a guy from work will see me ( i work in a cabinet making company)

Why do I continue to eat even when I'm beyond full,and drink bottles of wine when I'm home alone on the net?


maximvsv
11-25-2007, 03:53 AM
Fuck. Bad news. MIL is getting sued over a car accident and we might lose her house. Possible homeless R and me back to AZ.

A lawsuit like that usually takes two years. Also, if there is a mortgage on the house, chances are that taking it to a judicial sale will not generate any money toward paying off a judgment, so in that situation, people don't usually even try.



I wish I had good stories, but it's just his general misogyny. This guy HATES women, even the ones he dates... actually, ESPECIALLY the ones he dates. He refers to all his ex-girlfriends as whores and cunts and "what's-her-slut," and deliberately dates unattractive women so he can freely abuse them. And now he's in law school (oh joy), so he was bringing up topics like false rape accusations and how his textbook says 80% of women say "no" during sex but don't really mean it, so rape is legally impossible to define. And I can't argue with him, because everything my woman's mouth says is automatically a self-serving lie. ::)

Then there was one instance, I forget what we were talking about but he pissed me off and I said so. He started laughing and made a gesture and cried, "Wind 'er up, let 'er go!" He kept laughing so I told him to go fuck himself and shut up, and then later when I said something else and it was obvious I was still pissed off, he started laughing again and said to K, "Aw, she's like the Energizer Bunny! You wind this one up and she just keeps going!" >:(

And of course we hit a few strip clubs and he was looking around the room going, "Huh, this place looks DEAD tonight, I bet one of these girls would be up for an extra bill or two, ha ha... fucking whores." This guy, I should add, KNOWS I am a stripper, and said this right in front of me. And he wasn't joking.

And that's not even the whole of it, just the highlights... seriously this guy was blowing this shit nonstop for two days. I spent the last evening staring at the nape of his neck (I was sitting behind him in the car), fantasizing about shoving a Bic pen all the way into his brain. Fucking ASSHOLE. I was even a bit pissed off at K for awhile just for having a friend like this, and I don't even want to know what he tells K about me when I'm not there. My greatest wish right now is for this guy's ex-girlfriends to get together and cut his dick off, shove it in his mouth, and dump him in the river to die.

I'm guessing that this is the most self-confident guy that your fella knows.



Yek:

K's buddy sounds like a putrid smega doll. Don't be mad at K; he probably brings out the best this guy has to offer (which obviously ain't much).

IMO, his underlying issue is an abiding self-hatred coupled with the world's reflection of that toxic mindset. Gonzo artist Ralph Steadman once said:
"Evil is always devising more corrosive misery through man's restless need to exact revenge out of his hate."

If that's so^^, K's friend takes revenge on himself daily, and will continue to do so until he's utterly bitter and alone...

I disagree. I think it sounds like he's too self-centered to have outside actors affect his bearing.



On another note I have a new love............... Sailor Jerry rum and coke zero. ;D

Interesting. I've gotten fond of Bacardi 8 rum, but I'll see if I can track down this brand.



What the hell do you buy for your brother's gf you don't really know, who works in LE and according to the helpful mom "Reads mysteries"? She thinks. Argh. Gift certificate time...

Complete Sherlock Holmes?



Completly random pic I found on my computer.
Yes, it's a pic of my hangy ball. No, I do not have any idea when or why I took a pic of the hangy ball.

uvula

PrettyCurlieQ
11-25-2007, 03:56 AM
Fuck being awake at 5AM. >:(

DylanAngel
11-25-2007, 07:34 AM
I completely and totally heart my big, pink, fuzzy slippers on a cold morning!

Chicagoeditor
11-25-2007, 07:42 AM
Completly random pic I found on my computer.
Yes, it's a pic of my hangy ball. No, I do not have any idea when or why I took a pic of the hangy ball.

"Hangy ball"? I was scared to look at the picture blown up. But then I did--and all is well. It's called a uvula.

Here's a quick definition off Wikipedia:

The uvula ( /ˈjuːvjʊlə/) is a small, mucosa-covered set of muscles, , hanging down from the , near the back of the . The word is derived from the diminutive of uva, the word for "grape", due to the uvula's grape-like shape..


Oh, and here's an interesting bit of personal trivia: Yours truly doesn't own one.

britt244
11-25-2007, 08:30 AM
i have absolutely no reason to be crying right now but i am. i feel crazy.

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 08:34 AM
I completely and totally heart my big, pink, fuzzy slippers on a cold morning!

*steals Dylan's slippers and hides back under the big fleece blankets*

Fuck winter!

anomar
11-25-2007, 09:03 AM
Holy shit, I just found an up-and-coming animation studio in Portland that had administrative jobs open. My next goal after I get back from dancing in Guam (in about ten days!) is to get a legit office job. I think I'm going to submit my resume in the next few days. I just have to figure out how to talk about being out of the country. Well, I'm brown anyway so they probably will think I'm native Guamanian anyway. Sweet!!!

Also, gapadventures.com -- the most amazing and exotic adventures around the world. I'm pretty set on visiting the Australian outback in the next few years.

G-Real
11-25-2007, 09:12 AM
I'm sick and tired of being sick!....turns out I might have had a touch of bronchitus......sigh, and I haven't been able to do any training in over a week.....double-sigh.

britt244
11-25-2007, 09:54 AM
sometimes i think it would be easier just to go ahead and mess things up myself so i dont have to worry anymore.

sometimes i dont want to get out of bed. unfortunately i cant sleep and im sick of thinking.

im going to cry again.

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 09:56 AM
I'm eating Club crackers and drinking Coke for breakfast. This bodes well for the rest of my day... *sigh*

Yekhefah
11-25-2007, 09:58 AM
I am extremely depressed today. Fuck.

X Evan X
11-25-2007, 10:46 AM
Hangy ball made me chuckle. :D

-E

hardkandee
11-25-2007, 10:49 AM
Today is starting out fucked.
My bf knows I do not want my pictures on a certain website. IMO, he shouldn't even be near that website after they screwed with me so bad. And now he wonders why I'm pissy.

Fucking stupid men. >:(




On the upside. Shopping trip and sushi with girlfriend planned for later. :)

Mily
11-25-2007, 11:17 AM
OOWWWWEEEE!!! :'( My right thumb hurts from playing my guitar all night last night. I haven't played in a couple of years, so I'm trying to relearn all of my songs I used to play regularly. It's hard...but I WILL be a Guitar Goddess once again dammit!

kitty260
11-25-2007, 11:58 AM
I went on a marathon shopping trip in the States yesterday and now my body is a tired, broken mess. Ouch. Stupid Christmas.

BrunetteGoddess
11-25-2007, 01:03 PM
Well, I hate this day because it's day one of my period, which is always the most painful.

But I also am ecstatic because I read on myspace that my friend asked his girlfriend to marry him and she said yes! He's such a great person and friend that it makes me happy that he's happy :D

ArmySGT.
11-25-2007, 01:40 PM
Completly random pic I found on my computer.
Yes, it's a pic of my hangy ball. No, I do not have any idea when or why I took a pic of the hangy ball.


Yeah I'd hit. :D

MrChristopher
11-25-2007, 01:47 PM
I have zero motivation today. I'm just sitting here meandering around the web, zoning out. I need to go food shopping. That would involve getting out of my jammies, though. I might just go back to bed. Blargh.

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 01:47 PM
We are too lazy to clean. This is not good, not good at all.

ArmySGT.
11-25-2007, 02:29 PM
Interesting. I've gotten fond of Bacardi 8 rum, but I'll see if I can track down this brand.



look for the vintage tattoo art behind the back label. (hint faces into the bottle).

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 02:58 PM
I definitely ate too many potato chips. Every time I breathe, I taste bbq sauce!

Darcy Foxx
11-25-2007, 04:25 PM
ohhh my god.

it's 10am and i'm just getting home, but i just had the BEST sex of my life. it was the dirtiest, roughest, nastiest sex i have ever had. he slapped me and called me a dirty little bitch and it was fucking HOT. and he had piercings and tattoos and he was in a band.

oh god. right now i am remembering just how much fun great sex is. it's been a looooong time since i've been fucked like that haha.

*high fives herself*

kaiarose
11-25-2007, 04:35 PM
^^ My post is so innocent that it's kind of weird to post after this one!
I have glitter all over me and my living room. My daughter and I just got done making homemade xmas ornaments.


*By the way Darcy, woo-hoo! Great sex is sooo under rated ;)

Yekhefah
11-25-2007, 04:37 PM
I really need some great sex. And some romance. K owes me some romance right now after his friend treated me like shit all weekend. And I'm all shaved and soft and sexy, so when he gets home from work I damn well better get some dick before I have to go to work. And it better be fucking good.

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 04:39 PM
I'm making the most kickass dinner ever. Great reward for getting the apartment clean and ready for Christmas decorating! And as an extra treat, I'm even making drunken hot chocolate for dessert!

PrettyCurlieQ
11-25-2007, 05:34 PM
...I'm even making drunken hot chocolate for dessert!

RECIPE PLEASE!!!!

G-Real
11-25-2007, 05:36 PM
^^^

1 Drunk LJ, Hot Chocolate Mix, hot water

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 05:40 PM
RECIPE PLEASE!!!!

1 packet instant hot chocolate mix, prepared to package directions
1.5 oz. Bailey's
1.5 oz. Jameson's
1 tsp. chocolate syrup (a good sized squeeze from the bottle)

Mix it all together, top with a handful of mini-marshmallows, a generous helping of whipped cream, and another drizzle of chocolate syrup. Occasionally, I'll throw in a candycane for a bit of minty goodness. And when I'm having an exceptionally bad day, I add more booze. :)

PrettyCurlieQ
11-25-2007, 05:43 PM
...when I'm having an exceptionally bad day, I add more booze. :)
lol, of course. ;D


Thanks for the recipe, babe. Too bad I don't have any Bailey's OR Irish whiskey ... and stupid Texas, I can't buy liquor on Sundays..... So I'm gonna wine it up andd enjoy that hot chocolate tomorrow after I visit the liquor store!

Lady Jade
11-25-2007, 05:46 PM
^^^ Yea, I don't miss that about TX! But yea, that hot chocolate... the warmth starts right in your belly and radiates out. I don't drink much anymore, but it's definitely one of the little treats I allow myself when I've busted my ass on a cold day. :)

TigersMilk
11-25-2007, 05:53 PM
I hate math
it has numbers

britt244
11-25-2007, 05:56 PM
i cant get the motivation to do my hw. its based on a movie we watched in class except i dont really see how that movie answered the questions we're supposed to write about. it was also very graphic about child sexual abuse and i really would've rather not seen it. i guess that's beside the point.

BalletBaby
11-25-2007, 05:58 PM
I got your letter britt.

Which now means I have 3 letters to write, 2 extra credit papers, 2 tests this week, and 2 homeworks due. Shoot me.

And I left my phone charger in covington.

And I fell off the pole yesterday.

Yekhefah
11-25-2007, 05:59 PM
^^^ What movie?

britt244
11-25-2007, 06:02 PM
I got your letter britt.

Which now means I have 3 letters to write, 2 extra credit papers, 2 tests this week, and 2 homeworks due. Shoot me.
hey, dont let letter writing stress you out!!


^^^ What movie?

it was a documentary called "close to home." very graphic descriptions, interviews with the children, interviews with men who were in a therapy program..

ArmySGT.
11-25-2007, 06:11 PM
On a positive note. I was seriously flirted with by a waitress ten years younger than me. ( I am 35)

My first piece of furniture is going to be an elliptical machine for the living room, when get out of this dorm and away from the crappy cafeteria.

A pretty young woman chatting me up though was nice.

BalletBaby
11-25-2007, 06:12 PM
AND I got fined for staying past 11. WTF?? I am seriously posting a sign up saying that I refuse to acknowlede or follow any new or changed rule that is not posted beforehand. I'm fucking tired of them changing the rules every god dammed second...grrr..I mean it was only $10...but its the principle. I dont mind paying a $10 fee for staying late since I'd only stay if I was making money...esp since we dont pay house or anything...but like I said..its the principle of the rules constantly changing

I got fined $100 because I came in late on the saturday I signed up for. Thing is, I wanted to do saturday the 24th, but apparently put my name on the 17th instead. It was an accident. But the house mom was all " oh we didn't make you pay the other late fee blah blah" and I was like, yeah well I had all my money stolen! Durrr. But anyway I told my man about it and he said that unless a club is giving you a W2 they cannot fine or schedule you. It's against the law (at least in texas) Sorry for ramblin.

BalletBaby
11-25-2007, 06:23 PM
yanno, i realized it's been 6 months since i've done coke.

;D

:highfive: :cheers:

britt244
11-25-2007, 06:29 PM
^ ;D

is it normal for kitties to have a lot of static? my baby is shocking herself on everything!