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Lady Jade
11-26-2007, 08:27 PM
Good things come in small packages. Wuuuuv!

Yes, yes they do!

*enjoys bein' little with Sophia*

Yekhefah
11-26-2007, 08:32 PM
Can't they just run off into the sunset together?

Oh no. That would be a happy ending, and I don't believe in those, LOL!

And when one woman is 32 and the other is 15... well, the relationship is already doomed, it's just a matter of how I want to tear it down and who gets to really suffer the most.

stellaforstars
11-26-2007, 08:33 PM
Ugh. I finally get a good day and the universe decides that's unacceptable.

It just had to end with bad news.

BalletBaby
11-26-2007, 09:01 PM
I have peanut debris all over my rug.

AlexxaHex
11-26-2007, 09:06 PM
When I attempt to think of the reasons why Jess loves me so much, it is probably not because I occasionally groan from the bathroom, "Baaabe, two girls one cuuuup...".

bellasera
11-26-2007, 09:09 PM
I've been chewing Nicorette for a few days and I finally read the insert and I have been chewing it WRONG!? There is a special way to chew the gum. Who knew?

SundayMorning
11-26-2007, 09:11 PM
I fuggin LOVE Heroes. How in the world did I not get into this show last year? And how am I gonna survive this writer's strike? Sniffle...sniffle....

1600 words to go before I meet my 6k daily quota. Not bad for a Supa Slacka like me! And Yek I don't know what's gonna happen at the end of mine either--I guess in general terms it's a quest, they find the object of their quest and all is well. It's the details I'm fuzzy on. And also my legs.

Yekhefah
11-26-2007, 09:16 PM
Hey, that's more of an ending than I've got. Right now I JUST broke 30,000 words and they're at a shitty desert botanical garden in Alice Springs with a family they met in Katherine, looking at cacti and wondering when they can leave town. I don't even know what they're going to do this afternoon, much less for the next 20,000 words.

AlexxaHex
11-26-2007, 09:22 PM
okay I just went back and read some pages I skipped...



I'm coming back to America for a holiday! Come on girls, let's boogie! Wooooo!

I'll call him 'Dry' (how he likes his martinis) here - is taking me to Vegas! Weehooo.

Feel like stopping through the ol' birthing spot for a quick hello? I'd love to meet you, and squeeze my daughter so that she pukes all over your Gucci shoes.:D Or... I don't have to bring the baby.

But damn, sounds like you are TOTALLY SPRUNG.


When did I become powerless against the magical powers of Soy nuts??

-E

Those things make me fart more than...potato salad and broccoli. Yeah.

SundayMorning
11-26-2007, 10:00 PM
Hey, that's more of an ending than I've got. Right now I JUST broke 30,000 words and they're at a shitty desert botanical garden in Alice Springs with a family they met in Katherine, looking at cacti and wondering when they can leave town. I don't even know what they're going to do this afternoon, much less for the next 20,000 words.

Children's stories are easy. You tell a good story, the ending doesn't have to be revolutionary. (I just figured out that I'm selling environmental issues surreptitiously! Al Gore in a fantasy story! Love it.) When you're writing for Big People, you have higher pressure to perform, I think.

There's always the "they looked at each other soberly; they weren't sure where they were going, but at least they were alive to get there. For now, that would have to be enough" ending!


On a different subject, I made such a yummy dinner. I stirfried chicken, yellow bell pepper, sweet onion, portobellies and pineapple in teriyaki marinade. It was super delicious. Then I made a sammich with bacon, chunks of turkey (as if I didn't have enough already) and sharp aged cheddar. It's no wonder I'm looking like a stuffed piglet. And I'm hungry again!

BalletBaby
11-26-2007, 10:02 PM
I found new puppies!

and the pictures won't post. boo.

SundayMorning
11-26-2007, 10:03 PM
Ooooooooh I want Utz cheeseballs! They sell them in these ginormous barrels but I only see them online and at Sam's Club, to which I do not have a membership. Nothing satisfies my dirtiest grubbing needs like a barrel of Utz cheeseballs. I'd just sit and munch until my jaw was sore.

RoseLeigh
11-26-2007, 10:15 PM
Oh no. That would be a happy ending, and I don't believe in those, LOL!

And when one woman is 32 and the other is 15... well, the relationship is already doomed, it's just a matter of how I want to tear it down and who gets to really suffer the most.

Oh, well. I like my books to have happy endings. I'm all about escapism. But yeah, that would be hard to work out.

Picaresque
11-26-2007, 11:19 PM
If I work really hard in December, I just might be able to start the New Year debt free. And that would be the best Christmas present ever.

I also have the chance to audition for a production of "Fra Diavolo" ;D (a really fun opera to sing). Unfortunately I probably won't do it, just b/c the debt is like a huge weight on me that's killing my spirit, and I really want to work as many nights as I can until it's paid off...and rehearsals 4-5 nights a week won't allow for that. It's just nice knowing that there is a little tiny bit of amateur opera in this city after all. ;D

TigersMilk
11-26-2007, 11:23 PM
I think most of the views in "dick pics" are other guys comparing their junk.

1/6 of homework done. Now 5 more sections.

cameron_keys
11-26-2007, 11:40 PM
Ooooooooh I want Utz cheeseballs! They sell them in these ginormous barrels but I only see them online and at Sam's Club, to which I do not have a membership. Nothing satisfies my dirtiest grubbing needs like a barrel of Utz cheeseballs. I'd just sit and munch until my jaw was sore.

mmmmm...barrels of food. Thats appetizing....

Darcy Foxx
11-27-2007, 12:45 AM
i'm eating some spinach and ricotta pasta salad, and some tomato and basil pesto pasta salad. yum yum yum yum yum!!!

Lysondra
11-27-2007, 03:15 AM
*sigh*.... fuck...

maximvsv
11-27-2007, 03:45 AM
Dumb blonde question: Does alcohol have an expiration date ? Like malt liquor and amaretto ?

Once opened, some 'spirits' can get stale. They don't go bad, but if you've had tequila that's been opened and then left sitting for a few weeks, you'll notice that it tastes different.

Amaretto, once opened, doesn't do that. but you MUST reseal it if you're going to store it in a cabinet or along side some bar. Fruitflies love the stuff almost as much as they like whiskeys.

Malt liquor will eventually go flat, so keeping it very cold (but not actually frozen) is a good idea.

maximvsv
11-27-2007, 03:51 AM
Yes, but I have so damn many options. I just can't commit.

That's what rewrites are for. So, write ALL of them and see how they go.

Lysondra
11-27-2007, 04:48 AM
AEEEIIIEEE I don't know why I keep freaking out when he doesn't call...

He's been SUPER busy with work...and then he asked my entire schedule for the week...and decided I was so busy on Thursday and Friday that he was going to use those days to do business in China so I wouldn't miss him so much. <3 He didn't want to go when I was free because he wanted to see me. *dreamy sigh* How thoughtful for someone who is *obviously* so busy. Even when he has to work his ass off, he thinks of me.

I think he actually likes me too. Maybe.

I'm growing him a four-leaf clover for when we go to Vegas so I can give it to him for luck.

hannah83
11-27-2007, 07:42 AM
my roomie is in one hell of a bad mood.

i'm avoiding her right now.

SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 08:19 AM
My nipples are cute and perky today!

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 08:48 AM
I am feeling massively hungover from my klonopin this morning. It may well take me an hour to decide I can move.

RoseLeigh
11-27-2007, 08:59 AM
Oh the joys of waking up to construction, every morning. >:( I can't wait to find a new apt.

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 09:22 AM
Must....get out...of...bed.

Now.

kaiarose
11-27-2007, 10:31 AM
It's freezing in Wisconsin. I don't want to leave my house! But I must send out my gift...

Darcy Foxx
11-27-2007, 11:31 AM
my cats are seriously fucking insane!!

sxybrat07
11-27-2007, 11:36 AM
It's supposed to snow today. I for one, hate snow, BUT, I really need snow, cuz if it doesn't snow here pretty quick I'm gonna be a broke stripper.

zxcire
11-27-2007, 11:40 AM
I am going for my consultation for tat removal tomorrow. And possibly my first treatment. :biggrin::scared::shocking::worried:

Yekhefah
11-27-2007, 12:32 PM
Going back to L.A. today.

Guess I oughta go start packing. *sigh*

BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 12:45 PM
I have a french exam at 2:30.

Picaresque
11-27-2007, 12:49 PM
I have a french exam at 2:30.

bonne chance. :)

BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 01:00 PM
^ Merci!

Taylorlila
11-27-2007, 01:11 PM
I can't go to work because I lost my mascara and my bronzer...the 2 most important things. and yes, i could go buy more, but by the time I go to wal mart, get ready....and drive all the way to work, its going to be late and i'm going tohave to pay out my ass for my house fee. :(

britt244
11-27-2007, 01:19 PM
for anyone who's wondering about last night, i didnt do it. sorry to disappoint lol.

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 01:30 PM
Work = Overwhelming.

I will be so very happy when law-school-app-deadline season is through.

SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 01:46 PM
Past 40k! And I mapped out a couple more big parts of my story's climax! I'm almost sure I can stretch it out to 50k....I should be done tomorrow, Thursday at the latest! Egads.

Stella, how late were you up last night? And did you actually do your work or were you a Boozy McBoozington? Fess up....

kaiarose
11-27-2007, 01:55 PM
My hands smell like onions. Ick! I don't know how to get the smell off. Tried washing them, no luck.

SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 01:59 PM
Go take a Lush bath!


OOOOOOH I went to the Lush boutique in Macy's when I was in St Louis. I got to smell all the pretty things I'd seen online. I was surprised by some of the things I was sure I'd like and really didn't. "Fever" kind of turned me off. But "Lush Pud" was orgasmic. Though I laugh every time I read "Pud." I wrote an erotica how-to on anatomical terminology do's and don'ts called "I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute" so that's my association with the word.

LuckyOne
11-27-2007, 02:20 PM
A couple months ago I lost my favorite necklace. I think I dreamt I found it again but I really didn't. :'( Still kicking myself.

LuckyOne
11-27-2007, 02:21 PM
My hands smell like onions. Ick! I don't know how to get the smell off. Tried washing them, no luck.

Try lemon juice. :)

Chicagoeditor
11-27-2007, 02:42 PM
Blah. Feeling a bit warm. I hope I am not coming down with the cold my house guest has.

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 02:53 PM
I definitely didn't booze it up...But I may have taken 2 klonopin and passed out.

Man, I *wish* I had boozed it up, in hindsight.

Way to hit 40k!!! You get even more girly love from me now! And if you reach 50k...It's over. I'll take you right then and there.




Past 40k! And I mapped out a couple more big parts of my story's climax! I'm almost sure I can stretch it out to 50k....I should be done tomorrow, Thursday at the latest! Egads.

Stella, how late were you up last night? And did you actually do your work or were you a Boozy McBoozington? Fess up....

SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 02:55 PM
*frantically writes "All work and no play makes Sunday a sexed-up girl" 1000 times* Done! OK, it's kind of a digression from the main story, but ummmmm...it's artsy?

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 02:59 PM
^^God, I love you.

BrunetteGoddess
11-27-2007, 03:36 PM
Fuck. I'm getting sick.

maximvsv
11-27-2007, 03:39 PM
*frantically writes "All work and no play makes Sunday a sexed-up girl" 1000 times* Done! OK, it's kind of a digression from the main story, but ummmmm...it's artsy?

One of my favorite scenes from the original version of The Shining was Shelly Duvall finding Jack's "novel".

ExoticEngineer
11-27-2007, 03:46 PM
I bought more body bronzer.

I bought more mascara.

I even tanned for the first time in ages.



I WILL MAKE MONEY TONIGHT.

I WILL.

Lysondra
11-27-2007, 04:17 PM
Eeeeee, Dry promised to take me out on his yacht. I told him he HAD to take me... because... y'know, I'd never fucked on a yacht. Funny how he suddenly really wants to take me on it now. Heeheheehheee...omg schoolgirl.