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SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 04:21 PM
I have "Clumsy" stuck in my head. In my mind, my hips are twitching back and forth on stage already.
Lysondra
11-27-2007, 04:36 PM
Do you think, "Honey, now that we've had sex on your boat, you know... I've never had sex in France" would work?
RoseLeigh
11-27-2007, 04:37 PM
Go take a Lush bath!
OOOOOOH I went to the Lush boutique in Macy's when I was in St Louis. I got to smell all the pretty things I'd seen online. I was surprised by some of the things I was sure I'd like and really didn't. "Fever" kind of turned me off. But "Lush Pud" was orgasmic. Though I laugh every time I read "Pud." I wrote an erotica how-to on anatomical terminology do's and don'ts called "I Pushed My Pud Up Her Poop-Chute" so that's my association with the word.
Xmas Pud is one of the BEST Lush bombs. I want 3 million of them.
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 04:37 PM
Do you think, "Honey, now that we've had sex on your boat, you know... I've never had sex in France" would work?
Would work on me. You know..if I had money and a penis and a boat....
stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 04:37 PM
I am so very tired of getting those "My girlfriend has finally decided that she wants to know what it's like to be with a girl. Come play with us." messages from creepy PL's on MySpace. For some reason, even though I just ignore them on my work MS, I get these urges to send venomous responses back on my RL MySpace.
To sum up the preceding paragraph: Creepy guys suck.
stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 04:38 PM
Do you think, "Honey, now that we've had sex on your boat, you know... I've never had sex in France" would work?
Please please PLEASE try that one on him...And then tell us what he says.
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 04:39 PM
Ok...the ONLY responses I've gotten on my craigslist ad(which CLEARLY says NO MEN...I want a chick for a 3 some) are guys and cpls.
FUCKING IDIOTS. READ the ad.
No girls want to have girly love with me. That makes me sad
Lysondra
11-27-2007, 04:39 PM
Cameronsex.....:drool: I'm sorry, what money/penis/boat? FUGHETTABOUTIT!
Lysondra
11-27-2007, 04:40 PM
Please please PLEASE try that one on him...And then tell us what he says.
I think I will. But I predict he will just laugh at my attempt at humour. Yeah....humour...
Lady Jade
11-27-2007, 04:40 PM
Yay, get to spend the rest of tonight and the half day off I'm taking from work tomorrow morning... baking! ::)
Somehow, the whole cookie thing was a lot more fun before I actually had to *make* the cookies! :D
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 04:41 PM
Cameronsex.....:drool: I'm sorry, what money/penis/boat? FUGHETTABOUTIT!
LOL..I'd tear you up little girl...grrrrr....
stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 04:44 PM
Cameron, I want to have girlysex with you. Unfortunately, I'm just too far away...
Lysondra
11-27-2007, 04:45 PM
I want Cameron to break me harder than a choir boy at mass.
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 04:46 PM
I want Cameron to break me harder than a choir boy at mass.
Honey i'd have you spread open like a virgin on prom night!
BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 05:08 PM
Yeahhhh....this ad isn't suspicious at all::)
http://www.wpxi.com/classifieds/index.html?url=%2Fview%2F680412717%2F
BrunetteGoddess
11-27-2007, 05:21 PM
Corgan, I'm waiting for your PP letter woman....
RoseLeigh
11-27-2007, 05:22 PM
Yeahhhh....this ad isn't suspicious at all::)
Aaaaawww. Puppy! Why is it suspicious?
SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 05:32 PM
I don't know how common it is for dogs that adorable to be given away for free. Maybe that's what she meant?
BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 05:46 PM
^ well the add had already been tagged as suspicious and who would sell a bulldog puppy for $90?!?
G-Real
11-27-2007, 05:51 PM
Is it just me or is there a majority of highly intelligent people out there without any common sense...?
this is the quick version of the email conversation with my Sis. in Law (also a Lawyer).
Her: What does your father want for christmas?
Me: Well I got this, and he is looking for this, that and THIS Post-light to replace the one outside.
Her: Ok i got thing 1 and sending it to your address, but, about the post-light how many lights does he want?
:O :O :O
maximvsv
11-27-2007, 06:05 PM
First, what's a post light? Next, why wouldn't he want two to replace the one?
G-Real
11-27-2007, 06:08 PM
^^^
light fixure that is on a post for the outside, b) to replace the old one, rusted, paint pealing, etc...
AlexxaHex
11-27-2007, 06:13 PM
Ok...the ONLY responses I've gotten on my craigslist ad(which CLEARLY says NO MEN...I want a chick for a 3 some) are guys and cpls.
FUCKING IDIOTS. READ the ad.
No girls want to have girly love with me. That makes me sad
I'd hit it.
maximvsv
11-27-2007, 06:29 PM
And he wouldn't want to replace it with two lights, perhaps facing different directions?
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 06:51 PM
Aaaaawww. Puppy! Why is it suspicious?
1)1st it says $90, then it says free
2) why is someone with a puppy in LA place an add in a pittsburg classified?
SarahSynn
11-27-2007, 06:56 PM
1)1st it says $90, then it says free
2) why is someone with a puppy in LA place an add in a pittsburg classified?
Dog Fighting
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 06:56 PM
Dog Fighting
That would be my guess
BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 06:56 PM
People fight bulldogs?!?:O
BrunetteGoddess
11-27-2007, 06:58 PM
Yay, I got my letter to Lola and Stella written!
SarahSynn
11-27-2007, 06:58 PM
People fight bulldogs?!?:O
You would be amazed at the shit that goes down in Los Angeles.:-X
DSUsb19
11-27-2007, 07:02 PM
I think, for the first time in my life, my mom has actually really hurt my feelings. She went off on me about something totally stupid. Blew something that isn't even realistic way out of proportion and said things to make me feel about an inch tall. I don't get it. I didn't even do anything wrong at all. :'(
Darcy Foxx
11-27-2007, 07:13 PM
i feel like crap. my throat is so sore i can't even swallow or yawn without being in excruciating pain :(
TigersMilk
11-27-2007, 07:15 PM
My eggplant is very moldy. I was gonna make eggplant parmesan. Tomorrow eggplant parm and rainer chicken with caramelized onions.
Lady Jade
11-27-2007, 07:28 PM
On to my third batch of cookies of the night! Then to prep everything for sausage, peppers, and onions tomorrow!
I :heartbeat my kitchen!
cameron_keys
11-27-2007, 07:30 PM
People fight bulldogs?!?:O
NO puppies are used as bait
kitty260
11-27-2007, 07:35 PM
Dear God. I was so proud of myself for only getting one stretch mark on my tummy (which is right above my belly button and a really weird forked shape....I should take a picture of it). THEN my SO points out that my underbelly (which I haven't seen in months) in totally covered in them AND they're PURPLE. I think I would have been a lot happier NOT knowing that.
Thanks a lot for the self-esteem boost, asshole.
BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 07:46 PM
NO puppies are used as bait
*cries*
kitty260
11-27-2007, 07:56 PM
NO puppies are used as bait
BAIT!? wtf. Now I feel like an asshole for worrying about stretch marks when there are puppies being eaten.
RoseLeigh
11-27-2007, 08:01 PM
NO puppies are used as bait
OH NO! I looked again and saw it was maked as LA for PA, but I don't know how much dogs cost in the first place. And I know nothing about dog fighting.
I can't believe someone would talk up a cute little puppy so much to be sold for fighting! >:(Though it does kind of explain my old housemates who sold pit puppies for a song. There is a special place in hell for these people.
Lysondra
11-27-2007, 08:39 PM
I'm so exhausted. 2pm nappy nap time.
Lady Jade
11-27-2007, 09:14 PM
Almost done with the last batch of cookies. Whew!
Picked up two more orders tonight, very exciting!
:dance:
Sophia_Starina
11-27-2007, 09:15 PM
Damn you for tempting me in the midst of my diet!!!
Lady Jade
11-27-2007, 09:18 PM
Damn you for tempting me in the midst of my diet!!!
Don't you know if you store goodies up high, the calories all jump out because they're afraid of heights! Or... if you eat standing over the sink, the calories all fall out! :D
Sophia_Starina
11-27-2007, 09:22 PM
You're a riot. Perhaps I need to schedule a cookie pick-up some time soOoOooOOoooOon.
Lysondra
11-27-2007, 09:23 PM
Holy shit, this guy I dated for like a MONTH before he started going all controlling-whereareyou-whatareyoudoing-areyoucheatingonmenow on me actually fucking CALLED and EMAILED and GRILLED my friends about me during work. Shit.
Mastridonicus
11-27-2007, 09:25 PM
Jade wont let me buy cookies :(
Lady Jade
11-27-2007, 09:25 PM
You're a riot. Perhaps I need to schedule a cookie pick-up some time soOoOooOOoooOon.
Perhaps, perhaps... after all, I'm easily accessible by train from where you are! ;D
Sophia_Starina
11-27-2007, 09:27 PM
http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/kill-the-cookie-monsters6.jpg
Mastridonicus
11-27-2007, 09:30 PM
^^ That's called "practice"
Lady Jade
11-27-2007, 09:37 PM
Whoa.