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SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 09:41 PM
I'd rather see that one than the banana pudding pic.

kitty260
11-27-2007, 09:42 PM
I just ate garlic naan bread for the first time EVER and it was so awesome that I'm going to have a really hard time not eating the whole bag. Perhaps it was delicious on its own, but I ate it with tzaziki dip and fresh mozzarella and it was ecstasy.

*restrains self from eating all the naan bread that is supposed to be for gyros tomorrow night*

TigersMilk
11-27-2007, 10:14 PM
OMG naan is sooooooooooo goood. Especially, the Trader Joe's carries.
If you like I have a recipe for some yummy naan sandwhich.
*baked chicken breast flattened
*lettuce and 'mater
*cilantro mayo
- 1/2 cup cilantro 1/2 cup mayo then mix.
Its soo good.

BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 10:16 PM
I'd rather see that one than the banana pudding pic.

Banana.....banana.......???....................... ......................?........................... ..........................................OH NOES!!!



































Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!!!!!!

hardkandee
11-27-2007, 10:21 PM
OMG naan is sooooooooooo goood. Especially, the Trader Joe's carries.
If you like I have a recipe for some yummy naan sandwhich.
*baked chicken breast flattened
*lettuce and 'mater
*cilantro mayo
- 1/2 cup cilantro 1/2 cup mayo then mix.
Its soo good.

Yumm!!
TJ's Garlic Naan is the best.

Has anyone had malawach?

sxybrat07
11-27-2007, 10:42 PM
Banana.....banana.......???....................... ......................?........................... ..........................................OH NOES!!!



































Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!!!!!!

I don't like you right now :P

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 10:45 PM
Anything but the banana phone!

I hate it when people around me are unhappy.

SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 10:46 PM
Or unconscious. They're all boring n shit.

And BB, you ain't as cute as you think you are!


......yes you are.

AlexxaHex
11-27-2007, 11:11 PM
*shoves bananaphone up BB's cooter*

LET'S HEAR IT RING NOW, BITCH!

Hah!! Take that.

lestat1
11-27-2007, 11:19 PM
I've just found out thehard way that cinnamon apparently does not disolve in egg nog. This does weird things to one's throat when sipping egg nog heavily-laced with cinnamon. Be careful this holiday season.

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 11:19 PM
I want to go to sleep, but not until I hit 500 posts...

lestat1
11-27-2007, 11:22 PM
^^^ How many more do you need? :)

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 11:23 PM
Hehe--I love your help. One, after this post!

stellaforstars
11-27-2007, 11:25 PM
What the hell...I'll make a post about my 500th post.

Whew. First major milestone. Only 1500 to go until I reach my desired status!

Goodnight, all! Sweet dreams!

SundayMorning
11-27-2007, 11:35 PM
I hope Stella's not too cool for me now that she's all 500 post-y and stuff.

Aw whatthehell, congrats!


And I too am off for sleeps.

BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 11:44 PM
*shoves bananaphone up BB's cooter*

LET'S HEAR IT RING NOW, BITCH!

Hah!! Take that.

*ring ring*

http://youporn.com/watch/48699

http://youporn.com/watch/3061
;D

Darcy Foxx
11-27-2007, 11:51 PM
eee... i'm at 9999 myspace friends. so close to 5 figures! *bounces*

BalletBaby
11-27-2007, 11:57 PM
^ need one more eh?:P

Darcy Foxx
11-27-2007, 11:59 PM
haha yes!

BalletBaby
11-28-2007, 12:03 AM
hm I don't think I have you on myspace. I can pm you if yah want, but I'm sure you'll have 10,000 friends by morning.......or night........whichever it is in Australia right now!

Darcy Foxx
11-28-2007, 12:12 AM
yay i just got 10,000 then :D it always goes up and down a bit though, so i'm sure it'll be back down to 9997 soon boooo.

Sophia_Starina
11-28-2007, 12:42 AM
Huzzah!!!

AlexxaHex
11-28-2007, 12:47 AM
*ring ring*




;D

No way. I bow to your pornographic rebuttal.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-28-2007, 12:54 AM
I'm going to bed, but this will be me tomorrow. Cute on the treadmill!!


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q86/jessyflo40/caturday/343052945_fcbb38e1cd.jpg

maximvsv
11-28-2007, 01:03 AM
I've just found out thehard way that cinnamon apparently does not disolve in egg nog. This does weird things to one's throat when sipping egg nog heavily-laced with cinnamon. Be careful this holiday season.

The last that I heard, cinnamon was ground tree bark. Unless you apply some high energy physics, it ain't gonna dissolve.

Find some extract, and mix judiciously, and you should be okay.

Mily
11-28-2007, 02:31 AM
I'm so sleepy and want to go to bed, but I'm trying to get my sleep cycle back to the way it was before all of this holiday stress. :( One more hour and I should be okay.

sxybrat07
11-28-2007, 02:36 AM
I finished my homework *happy dance* Now I go nigh nigh! :dance: :zzz:

Lysondra
11-28-2007, 02:40 AM
*stares at phone* Call....me.....call.....me....

PrettyCurlieQ
11-28-2007, 03:20 AM
I'm tired and I can't sleep! I HATE when my bf goes to bed before me, then I can't fall into dreamland. :( And I have to wake up in four hours! BOO!!

And part of the reason is this stupid pain in my chest. I had it the other night at work, and now I have it again. It's not bad enough that I think it's a real problem, but it's irritating and keeping me up.

Lady Jade
11-28-2007, 08:33 AM
I'm horribly amused by the new Botox commercials I'm seeing - the "express yourself" ones. Isn't the whole thing with Botox that it freezes the muscles so you can't make expressions that cause wrinkles? ::)

cameron_keys
11-28-2007, 08:38 AM
I swear it gets harder and harder to wake up every morning.Why cant I just stay in bed all day and watch Veronica Mars??

Oh...right...cause I did that yesterday and have to work today since I'm still behind on bills .....dammit.

Lady Jade
11-28-2007, 08:39 AM
Meh, I took a half day today in hopes of getting things done. All I've accomplished is reading SW and getting dressed. Now I gotta shop for my secret santa person, hit the bank, hit the post office (cinnamonkisses, your cookies are on their way), and grab lunch. All before noon. Yikes. *dies*

PrettyCurlieQ
11-28-2007, 09:22 AM
I'm horribly amused by the new Botox commercials I'm seeing - the "express yourself" ones. Isn't the whole thing with Botox that it freezes the muscles so you can't make expressions that cause wrinkles? ::)
I saw that awhile back and thought the same exact thing!

cameron_keys
11-28-2007, 09:38 AM
One of my birds laid an egg today! It wasnt fertile...but I'm putting a box in their cage anyway just in case.

My male is 15yrs old, female is 8. I dont have high hopes that I will actually get any chicks. But at least they will have a more private place to fuck!LOL! (I've had this female 2 years and this is the first egg she has laid)

SundayMorning
11-28-2007, 09:40 AM
My dog just got up from his perfectly comfortable spot on the bed where I was sleeping last night, came over to my spot all stretched out, deliberately (yes deliberately!) stepped on my knees on his way across me, then made three circles directly on my legs before settling back down. It's like he can't be happy unless he's hurting me too. (Reminds me of his dad, in a sexy sexy way.)

stellaforstars
11-28-2007, 10:15 AM
My new vibrator came in today. It is so CUTE.

sxybrat07
11-28-2007, 10:16 AM
It's snowing. Alot. I hate cold, but thank god I might be able to make some money now. Ah well, off to school.

Yekhefah
11-28-2007, 10:20 AM
I'm actually GLAD to be in Hollywood. That's weird and unfamiliar.

I need to write so damn much today, and go to the gym, and shave and beautify, and work tonight.

I had this friend in high school who was in love with me to the point that he threatened suicide and his mother called me to scream at me and call me a whore because I wasn't dating her son. He would call me on the phone and play Tori Amos ("China"). I almost took his virginity his freshman year of college but he didn't have a condom. We had some good times though and he was a good friend to hang with... and yesterday he contacted me on MySpace. He's actually pretty cute now. MySpace is so bizarre, I keep hearing from these people I haven't seen for 10+ years...

TigersMilk
11-28-2007, 11:08 AM
In grocery store other day.....
Old man: "Hey whats your name?"
Me: "Michelle" (my fake name I give customers)
Old man: "Do you have a bf?"
Me: "Yea sorry." (lie #2)
Old man: "How old are you?"
Me: "23"
Old man: "Well whats an old man like me hitting on you for? You look like you're about 16!"

Ewwwwww nasty old pedo man. Yea why are you hitting on me if I look 16? Can't even go to the grocery store.

Yekhefah
11-28-2007, 11:12 AM
Eww. Gross.

I am such a bitch when people try to hit on me in public. Usually it goes something like this:

Perve: "What's your name?"
Me: (icy glare) "Why?"
Perve: (mumbles something and walks away)

And I wonder why I never meet people, LOL!

TigersMilk
11-28-2007, 11:15 AM
^^I should try that next time. Maybe if I eat garlic and onions before I go to the store it may ward off unwanted advances.

Yekhefah
11-28-2007, 11:17 AM
LOL! I once ate a bag of sour cream and onion chips to ward off the dentist (he had bad eyesight and bad skin, and used to lean WAY too close to my face), so it could work!

I'm gonna celebrate being home in L.A. by ordering me some Thai delivery for lunch! :yummy:

Darcy Foxx
11-28-2007, 11:19 AM
i had some great thai delivery for dinner! vegetarian curry puffs, and crispy noodles with beef. it was delicious!

Darcy Foxx
11-28-2007, 11:26 AM
i'm going to bed now. good night, stripperweb!

cameron_keys
11-28-2007, 11:49 AM
I am posting my shit in the dressing room today about the rules changing in the club. I'm sick of it.

I think I was pretty calm and level headed about it:

Formal Request

Can we please put together a solid set of rules and stick to them? Rules around here have been changing at lightning speed. What is allowed one day, isn’t the next and vice versa.

And I think I’m not alone at being annoyed that I get yelled at and/or fined for something that was allowed the day before…or see a girl get away with something that I was JUST fined for.

A posted set of rules would benefit both dancers AND management.

Dancers: we will no longer get in trouble for things we didn’t know were against the rules. And we will know for sure what we are and are not allowed to do

Management: no girl will ever be able to say she didn’t know what she was doing was against the rules is they are posted for all to see.
If rules are added, taken away or changed..please post them so we know. We aren’t psychic…we don’t know unless you tell us.

I don’t think this is an unreasonable request..and I believe it I one that will make life here for all of us easier and less stressful.


Thanks!

SundayMorning
11-28-2007, 12:07 PM
My current music: Gitano Soy by Gypsy Kings. Fuckin amazing song.
My current beverage: Pumpkin Spice Latte. Not enjoying it much.
My current gripe: knees hurt and I have 2500 words to write and I think I'm gonna run out of story well before I run out of wordcount.
My current lust: snow falling on pine trees and warm mittens and stockingcap and my breath frosty in the air. Sigh.

Just in case anyone was curious.

Yekhefah
11-28-2007, 12:09 PM
I had a boil on my face. It was hideous and I popped it before it was ready, so now it's a huge open wound full of GREEN fluid. I have to work tonight. It's enormous and it's right next to my mouth and makeup is not covering this. All last week I had a rash on my face and now I've got a big green boil! WTF is going on? Does G-d just not want me to pay any bills this month?

SundayMorning
11-28-2007, 12:13 PM
Yikes! Hie thee to a dermatologist ASAP, Yek mdear!

Yekhefah
11-28-2007, 12:16 PM
Yeah, with all the money I don't have because I missed a week of work due to a rash!

I'm just going to slather on the makeup and hope for the best... guess I'll drain it again tonight beforehand too. Argh. Of all the places to get a fucking boil. I thought it was just a zit until it turned green and it's about the size of a dime.

BalletBaby
11-28-2007, 12:25 PM
Oooooo I found a purty 2 - bedroom townhouse in Houston. Oh wait, I don't live there anymore!