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kitty260
11-29-2007, 08:14 PM
GOD DAMMIT!! I need my Immodium and I can't get the cotton wad out of the f*ing bottle!!! :censored:

Ahahaha! Welcome to my world!


Seriously. I have IBD. Hardcore.

Yekhefah
11-29-2007, 08:20 PM
Gah. So here I am with my hair all done and my face all painted, and I'm sitting here wishing I could work on the novel. Taking a notebook with me... if it's slow or the customers aren't spending, I'm gonna sit in the dressing room and write longhand! Wish I could take my laptop, but yanno, shit goes missing.

Best case scenario, I write a few thousand words AND make a trillion dollars! :D

Lady Jade
11-29-2007, 08:23 PM
Best case scenario, I write a few thousand words AND make a trillion dollars! :D

You go girl!

DSUsb19
11-29-2007, 08:23 PM
Ahahaha! Welcome to my world!


Seriously. I have IBD. Hardcore.


I have a stomach virus that's kicking my ass. I lost 7lbs yesterday alone. I'm pretty much on a diet of bananas, yogurt, Pedialyte, and Immodium. >:(

Yekhefah
11-29-2007, 08:25 PM
LOL, Lady Jade, I hope I do make money tonight because I'm going in mostly because of you. *I* want to stay home and work on the novel, and I almost did, but I remembered, "No, last night I swore to Lady Jade that I would go into work tonight. I promised." And I got in the bath and made myself pretty, and now I'm going.

So if I have a bad night it's your fault, LOL!

Lady Jade
11-29-2007, 08:32 PM
LOL, Lady Jade, I hope I do make money tonight because I'm going in mostly because of you. *I* want to stay home and work on the novel, and I almost did, but I remembered, "No, last night I swore to Lady Jade that I would go into work tonight. I promised." And I got in the bath and made myself pretty, and now I'm going.

So if I have a bad night it's your fault, LOL!

It can't be a bad night, you're going to be rewarded with cookies when you make your money goal! ;D

RoseWhite
11-29-2007, 08:58 PM
Randomly, I just had to share. The title of a section of Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (And So Can You)":

"Things that are trying to make me gay and how they're doing on a scale of one to ten".

(Origami only got a two, while Clive Owen scored an impressive eight.)

cameron_keys
11-29-2007, 09:01 PM
Ginger Lee licked my nipple tonight. Be jealous...

RoseWhite
11-29-2007, 09:03 PM
^^ Gasp! I don't know WHICH I should be more jealous of!!!

cameron_keys
11-29-2007, 09:15 PM
^^ be jealous of ME!! I had the honer of being graced with Ginger saliva!She is the cutest itty bitty thing,I had to stop myself from putting her right in my pocket and taking her home with me!

Lady Jade
11-29-2007, 09:27 PM
^^^ I'm jealous of both of you, and that's that.

*pouts in the corner*

iambonbon05
11-29-2007, 09:38 PM
The packers are losing. This does not bode well for my hopes of getting good sexing from my boyfriend tonight.

BalletBaby
11-29-2007, 09:44 PM
Ginger Lee licked my nipple tonight. Be jealous...

I'll be jealous until she comes to my town in january ;D

SundayMorning
11-29-2007, 09:45 PM
And somewhere in the universe, a happy Hubby celebrates the Cowboys' victory by vigorously buttplowing his wife. Ahhh sweet karma.

AlexxaHex
11-29-2007, 09:48 PM
I totally need a personal assistant. One that doesn't want money, just cookies. Anyone want the job?

OMG I wish I could say 'yes' and totally follow through with it.

I might actually move back home to NY. Seriously. We are still deciding....:-\

SundayMorning
11-29-2007, 09:51 PM
Once again I realize just how good I have it, despite my occasional whining. We had a friend over tonight. She's a year younger than me, and is right now trying to go to college, makes close to minimum wage at a grocery store, has a 9mo daughter and gets crap for child support cuz the dad's a deadbeat, and lives with her physically AND emotionally abusive parents and 6 siblings she looks after. And the surrogate father of the baby just broke up with her on the phone after visiting her and getting her booty (and giving her an std).

I gotta take a moment and say thanks for everything I have and stop complaining about what I don't. And then go be a good friend to her--I made yummy dinner for us, plotted ways to kill the surrogate father, and am enrolling in yoga classes with her.

*sigh* Wish good things could happen to good people. She's so much like me, it's scary to see how my life could be right now in a not-so-parallel universe.

britt244
11-29-2007, 09:57 PM
Britt, I hope you're off watching tv and being calm. :hug:

silly me, i thought my night was going to get better. :'(

BrunetteGoddess
11-29-2007, 10:02 PM
Wow, I just noticed I have a lot of magazines I bought new months ago and never read. And you want to know why?

SW.



LMAO.

britt244
11-29-2007, 10:03 PM
why cant things ever ever ever go my way? :'( :'( :'(

hardkandee
11-29-2007, 10:05 PM
My university sucks balls. Grr.

I have the cutest feet ever. Cute little feet with perfect little toes.

BrunetteGoddess
11-29-2007, 10:07 PM
^^^UA?? I went there and aside from the horror that is the Parking and Transportation Department, it was a great school.

BalletBaby
11-29-2007, 10:12 PM
silly me, i thought my night was going to get better. :'(

Keep your chin up *hugz*


My university sucks balls. Grr.



My university sucks balls too!!!!

Darcy Foxx
11-29-2007, 10:17 PM
just got my results back from my university entry test...

and i fucking rocked it ;D

i scored really high. which means i'm pretty sure that i'll get places in the archaeology and forensics courses i wanted.

if i wasn't so fucking sick, i'd be celebrating right now.

iambonbon05
11-29-2007, 10:22 PM
darcy's new avatar is smokin'.

BalletBaby
11-29-2007, 10:22 PM
I'm trying to decide which wristlet to get to replace the one that was stolen:

http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=10004&category_id=240

http://www.coach.com/content/product.aspx?product_no=10380&category_id=240

hmmmm.........



And congrats Darcy!!!!:cheers:

britt244
11-29-2007, 10:27 PM
^ definately the 2nd one.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-29-2007, 10:42 PM
i'm trying to decide which wristlet to get to replace the one that was stolen:




second! 8)

britt244
11-29-2007, 10:47 PM
i just saw a commercial about how much it costs if you get a dui. except for the amounts were waaaaaaaaaay off.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-29-2007, 10:51 PM
^I never knew certain offenses always had the same fine. I figured it depends like, so-and-so can be fined no less than $x and no more than $x. Based on the nature of the offense and the severity .. and also if you have a lawyer, your expenses could differ because of legal fees or because of your lawyer making it cheaper for you. I thought that was the purpose of having a lawyer, to make your 'sentence' or fine or whatever better.. But idk. I haven't had a ticket in years.

britt244
11-29-2007, 10:56 PM
^ thats one reason the commercial is stupid. but theyre exaggerating like crazy. $32,000 for counseling/fines? yeah RIGHT. that number is nowhere near close. the MAXIMUM (at least in md) you can be fined is 1000, and i didnt get a fine. i didnt pay my tickets or get any sort of fine, i paid court costs of $100. $5000 for a lawyer? umm. considering you cant really get off since you blow and theres no way around that, if you pay that for a lawyer youre stupid.

that just annoyed me. moreso bc my friend just got a dui the other night (her 2nd) and is convinced that its going to cost her $7000. im not sure where she got that number.. my breathalyzer, lawyer, classes, shock trauma tour, and 2 years of probation will come out to about $5000. my therapist will bring that up but i'm kind of doing that by choice anyway.

BrunetteGoddess
11-29-2007, 11:15 PM
I'm so restless.

I miss Tucson. I miss being in a big city. NorCal Boonieland is pretty, but I'm stir crazy again.

And my store union is taking a strike vote on Sunday. I really don't want to go on strike. I hope they come to an agreement to avoid the strike. I don't even know if my paperwork will be processed in time should the strike happen, so I'd be stuck in limbo. I will not cross the picket line because it endangers myself and my personal property, but if I'm not in the union yet and I don't come to work, I could quite possibly be fired. Even if I'm not fired I'll be making no money.

Fuck.

SundayMorning
11-30-2007, 12:01 AM
Wow, that's a sucky Catch-22, BG!

I am a stallion. I crossed the 49k line and I still have room to wrap it up tomorrow! And then yall won't have to see any more posts about my damned word count (although I make no promises about future stories)! :D

Off to some celebratory snoozing. And Yek, I'm ready with sparkling cider, a huge hunk of manchego, a crate of raspberries, and snickerdoodles! Paaaartay!

BrunetteGoddess
11-30-2007, 12:08 AM
I know... I don't know wtf to do. I guess I'll call my union rep tomorrow and ask.

Sophia_Starina
11-30-2007, 12:24 AM
Insomniac is on. OMFG... i've missed that show so much!

Picaresque
11-30-2007, 12:59 AM
I am so fucking PISSED. I hate stupid fucking worthless cum-stained bitchy stuck-up jealous lying whores. >:(

Lysondra
11-30-2007, 03:20 AM
I just got fired from a waitressing shift because, get this, I yelled at guys for grabbing at me and the manager at the pub said 'What did you expect being provocative?'

Yekhefah
11-30-2007, 04:20 AM
It can't be a bad night, you're going to be rewarded with cookies when you make your money goal! ;D

Well, here's me blowing you a raspberry, because that was one of the worst nights I ever had. We had less than ten customers all night, I was there for seven hours, and I left with $27. That does not include payout or anything else coming out of what I made. I did no dances and made $27 in stage tips. Meanwhile two obese women - I mean seriously OBESE, at least a hundred pounds overweight, plus one was wearing white crusty makeup for lipstick and paired with black lipliner so she looked like something out of a seventies horror flick - got two VIP's each. I was sweet, I was pleasant, I danced well, I got tons of compliments, but the customers weren't even interested in a two-for-one with me tonight. It was just a bad night after a holiday weekend in east L.A., I guess.

*groan* I really, really, really, really, really hope tomorrow night is better.

I really, really hope so.

I mean really.

Yekhefah
11-30-2007, 04:48 AM
Oh, but on the up side, I wrote over 2000 words longhand in my notebook in the dressing room, bringing today's writing tally to well over 9000 words. Tomorrow I have less than 8000 to go and I will have successfully won, and I'll have a completed novel!

phillyvixen
11-30-2007, 05:26 AM
I can't go back to sleep. My husband woke up early to go finish some work at his one store and gave me sweet love before he left. I love how he pulls me into his arms after he takes a shower and covers me in kisses and words of affirmation. I would have been able to fall asleep if he hadn't forgotten his gun and wallet and came back up to give me seconds. He played with my nipples the second time and that woke me up completly. I guess I should complain since he was up at 5 and won't be done work till 10 pm. He is such a hard worker! I tell him he is my hero and I really mean it. Its not often you meet someone who loves their job. I think that is phenomenal. He will work 17 hours today and not complain about it. And he will wake up tomorrow with a smile on his face and go do it again. Lets hope he makes good money today!!

I keep having dreams about having to shoot someone trying to break into my house, I always warn them first that I have a big gun and they never believe me. Then they come rushing towards me up the stairs and I put a big hole in them with the desert eagle. I wish the villains in my dreams would believe me when i tell them I'm gonna shoot them. They always say something about me being a little girl and not having the balls to pull the trigger right before i blast them. I wonder what that all means.

phillyvixen
11-30-2007, 05:31 AM
I almost forgot about the awesome butt sexin i got 2 nights ago. Usually when I have an orgasm from butt sexin its so intense i start crying, this time I started laughing hysterically. Its almost like my body just needs some kind of outlet to let all that goodness out. I swear I cummed for like a full minute then laughed for 5. Those orgasms take a lot out of me and leave me completely exhausted. I learned that the crying ones are more tiring and take longer to recover from then the laughing ones. My husband is very proud of those orgasms he gives me!

Darcy Foxx
11-30-2007, 05:51 AM
blaaaah stuck at home sick on a friday night.

i'm passing the time by texting naughty photos to the hot musician i shagged last weekend.

britt244
11-30-2007, 08:55 AM
every time i see something lady jade posts i crave cookies.

PrettyCurlieQ
11-30-2007, 08:58 AM
I was just about to call my nail place and make sure my favorite girl is there, but then I realized I wouldn't be able to understand whoever I was talking to anyways... so I'm just gonna go up there. Deuces SW!

britt244
11-30-2007, 09:01 AM
i ate half a pizza last night. at least it was thin crust this time.

RoseLeigh
11-30-2007, 09:03 AM
I slept 11 hours last night. Yay! I even slept in a nightshirt, instead of passing out in my skivvies on top of the blankets, like I have been. And I washed my hair, which now feels all nice and shiny.

Haha. So proud of me for dealing with the necessities. I feel almost human again!

SundayMorning
11-30-2007, 09:42 AM
Drum roll....

....

YATTA! 50k, baby! :dance:

(Yek PM me your email and I'll send you my story!)

stellaforstars
11-30-2007, 09:49 AM
CONGRATULATIONS, Sunday!!!! I am SO very proud of you!

Beauty, dancin' skillz, AND brains?

That's it. You're mine.

stellaforstars
11-30-2007, 10:00 AM
After reading another thread, I started wondering...If something happened to one of us, how would the rest of us know?? That's the bad thing about being close via the internet, I suppose. It makes me very worried about all of the women who have graced SW only to disappear randomly one day...

phillyvixen
11-30-2007, 10:14 AM
^^ Thats a sad thought to me.
I just went out and bought my secret santa more presents.
I can't wait to mail them out. I might mail them a little early because the anticipation is killin me!

sxybrat07
11-30-2007, 10:20 AM
I have an accounting test in half an hour...w00t last test before finals!

Caramel popcorn is yummy.

My cat is dumb. But I love her.