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Embyr
05-31-2007, 04:41 PM
My bike stalled during a turn from a stop on a side street and gravity prevailed. OOps. But I PICKED IT UP!!!! :D :D :D small scratch on mirror. oh well. i hate when that happens... when I can TELL it's gonna drop and it seems to take 20 years and i'm swearing in my helmet FUUUuUUUUCK NOOOOOooOOOOOOOOO!!!!

at least i got over a major fear- that some day i'd be stranded on the side of the road with a dropped scoot and not enough strength to right the damn thing. more motivation to keep going to the gym!! ;D

Kaylinn
05-31-2007, 04:46 PM
I'm drinking an alcoholic milkshake I made myself, and it is pretty damn good.

Chamboard
Frangelico
Milk
Vanella Ice cream
Ice cubes
Blend well. Top with whip cream
It is soo sweet my teeth ache just lookign at it, but damn, is it yummy. A tab to strong, but oh well. After a few sips, I wont taste it naymore anyway!

PrettyCurlieQ
05-31-2007, 05:24 PM
Somebody please pray for rain!! (And by rain, I mean I need the money to rain on me tonight at work!!!) :)

Chicagoeditor
05-31-2007, 05:28 PM
Still at work; still hungry. Miserable. Won't be out until after 8pm (started at 8am) and forgive me but I'm NOT in the mood to hit the gym. I want to hit a bacon cheeseburger and some fries. Hit the SOB hard. Grrrrrrrr.

Kaylinn
05-31-2007, 05:31 PM
Somebody please pray for rain!! (And by rain, I mean I need the money to rain on me tonight at work!!!) :)


Oh!! Me to!!!

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Stripper Gods money to keep....

cherryripeboyII
05-31-2007, 06:25 PM
Feast with Famine, year of the pig month 6 starts tomorrow, and I'm not sure I can do more... grrr argh.

It is better than last year of the pig, but still so hard.

I hate people again.

I need come Calygone to take me away.... or something.

I feel like the little engine that could... lack of faith I guess.

The_Oceans
05-31-2007, 06:29 PM
Oops, I was going to get up at 4am to go to work early. It's 2:30am now and I haven't been to bed. Should I stay up, take a 90min nap, or not go in to work early?

Maybe I'll just work an 8hr day and come in over the weekend to make up the remaining time (due to my holiday earlier this week).

Kaylinn
05-31-2007, 06:31 PM
Milk makes me feel gunky in the back of my throat and I dont like it.

cherryripeboyII
05-31-2007, 06:32 PM
Oops, I was going to get up at 4am to go to work early. It's 2:30am now and I haven't been to bed. Should I stay up, take a 90min nap, or not go in to work early?

Maybe I'll just work an 8hr day and come in over the weekend to make up the remaining time (due to my holiday earlier this week).


^^Dear sir, that gives me pain just thinking about that little sleep.

cherryripeboyII
05-31-2007, 06:38 PM
Some engrish to liven us up:

http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=club-dont-tell-mama.jpg&category=Engrish%20from%20Other%20Countries&date=2007-05-31

Kaylinn
05-31-2007, 06:39 PM
Everytime I see the "im pregnant" thread with my name as the last replied, my brain freaks out. Just cause I see " im pregnant" and my name.
How irrational.

Roulette
05-31-2007, 06:46 PM
^^^ hahahaha that is too funny!!

I'm considering becoming a domme... Not too sure... I want to be an apprentice Domme... or watch a session through a 2way mirror or something... I wonder what my b/f would think of that.

I want juice... apple/orange/banana juice.

Raw spinach messes my tummy up... I dont think I get too much out of it...

cinammonkisses
05-31-2007, 06:52 PM
I'm hungry as hell..the only thing I've had to eat today was a cheesetoast (grilled cheese sammich) around 10am then around 2pm had 2 frozen margaritas...

Roulette
05-31-2007, 06:55 PM
haha I had another spinach salad, about 9 small strawberries and then some cooked arugala(sp?) and spinach in a soy sauce with garlic and onions. Wow... that's not much at all. I might need to eat more.

Paintbaby
05-31-2007, 06:56 PM
So glad I got my garden planted today. In a few weeks, I'll have fresh veggies. Nothing like sun-warmed tomaters out of the garden!

Lady Jade
05-31-2007, 06:57 PM
I had a Big Mac for dinner. It was effing awesome. I missed McDonald's. I hadn't had any in a week!

cherryripeboyII
05-31-2007, 07:00 PM
Raw spinach messes my tummy up... I dont think I get too much out of it...

English or American spinach?

English can be a bit bitter but I like it. American, nah prefer Swiss Chard/silver beet

Arugula (or however it is spelled) is known as Rocket in Australia.

Roulette
05-31-2007, 07:09 PM
uhmm... I have no idea what kind of spinach... I get it from a farmer not too too far away.

and that's awesome I made Rocket!! it was yummy. I dunnno why I think that is awesome.

cherryripeboyII
05-31-2007, 07:30 PM
Englsih Spinach:

http://www.abc.net.au/northcoast/stories/English_sp_m1254236.jpg

American:

http://www.all-creatures.org/recipes/i-spinach.html

Lol Roulette!

cherryripeboyII
05-31-2007, 07:31 PM
http://www.jupiterimages.com/popup2.aspx?navigationSubType=itemdetails&itemID=22205119

Roulette
05-31-2007, 07:49 PM
I had both... American Spinach salad and cooked English Spinach.


I am squeeky clean... and now I'm kinda tried and kinda bored.

Katrine
06-01-2007, 03:28 PM
I can't stop eating cherries. They are the most delicious fruit on earth...at this moment. They are in season and the first thing I see @ grocery store. I just ate half a bag. The other day I ate the entire thing. Although I know its fruit and healthy, etc, it can't be good to have THAT much. OTOH, my digestive system is off the chain good getting all of that fruity fiber in me!

rozz
06-01-2007, 03:35 PM
I can't stop eating cherries. They are the most delicious fruit on earth...at this moment. They are in season and the first thing I see @ grocery store. I just ate half a bag. The other day I ate the entire thing. Although I know its fruit and healthy, etc, it can't be good to have THAT much. OTOH, my digestive system is off the chain good getting all of that fruity fiber in me!

Ye gods, woman, that's a lot of cherries. Feck, now I want cherries, too.

Mastridonicus
06-01-2007, 03:41 PM
I can't stop eating cherries. They are the most delicious fruit on earth...at this moment. They are in season and the first thing I see @ grocery store. I just ate half a bag. The other day I ate the entire thing. Although I know its fruit and healthy, etc, it can't be good to have THAT much. OTOH, my digestive system is off the chain good getting all of that fruity fiber in me!

See I totally see kat using this as a euphemism for Young Boys. A la Lords of Acid. :D

Djoser
06-01-2007, 04:30 PM
My bike stalled during a turn from a stop on a side street and gravity prevailed. OOps. But I PICKED IT UP!!!! :D :D :D small scratch on mirror. oh well. i hate when that happens... when I can TELL it's gonna drop and it seems to take 20 years and i'm swearing in my helmet FUUUuUUUUCK NOOOOOooOOOOOOOOO!!!!

at least i got over a major fear- that some day i'd be stranded on the side of the road with a dropped scoot and not enough strength to right the damn thing. more motivation to keep going to the gym!! ;D

Adrenaline will help, not only because your mind doesn't like seeing the bike on it's side on the ground--it's just totally WRONG, and has to be fixed, NOW--but also because you were just involved in a very physical act. I know there was never any question of picking up the fucking thing whenever I dropped it, lol, no matter how big a bike it was.

But also there is the mental element behind physical strength, which is far more important than muscle size.

I'm glad you are OK, though!




I'm considering becoming a domme... Not too sure... I want to be an apprentice Domme... or watch a session through a 2way mirror or something... I wonder what my b/f would think of that.

I had an ex who fucking loved playing the domme role on those customers who liked it. I thought it was funny as hell, so long as she never tried that shit on me, lol...

It's a great way to relieve the stress of working as a dancer, especially if it's in a club where the guys are a pain in the ass a lot. She was positively brutal to some of those guys, and they ate it up.


I can't stop eating cherries...

Again you are psychic, that's twice in less than an hour, lol. But in my case it was strawberries, I just bought two big cartons and ate half of one right before I read this. I loved them when I was a kid, as well as cherries, but it has been years since I bought them.

TheSexKitten
06-01-2007, 04:54 PM
My knees, feet, and muscles are so. fucking. sore.

I wish I could go in tonight b/c I KNOW I could make good money, but I owe it to my body to rest up.

I want another 1k night dammit!!!

rozz
06-01-2007, 05:33 PM
In the future, I will remember that, while generic tampons may come in a blue box, they are not Tampax. Instead, they are evil pieces of vag-mutilator encased in sandpaper.

Kaylinn
06-01-2007, 05:43 PM
I'm cold.

AlexxaHex
06-01-2007, 05:47 PM
My bike stalled during a turn from a stop on a side street and gravity prevailed. OOps. But I PICKED IT UP!!!! :D :D :D small scratch on mirror. oh well. i hate when that happens... when I can TELL it's gonna drop and it seems to take 20 years and i'm swearing in my helmet FUUUuUUUUCK NOOOOOooOOOOOOOOO!!!!

at least i got over a major fear- that some day i'd be stranded on the side of the road with a dropped scoot and not enough strength to right the damn thing. more motivation to keep going to the gym!! ;D

The mirror is fixable. I'm just glad you're okay!

PaigeDWinter
06-01-2007, 05:56 PM
Spray on catnip is a hysterical prank to play on one's male when you have a lot of cats. MUHAAHAHHAHAAA! I sprayed the crotch and ass of his jeans.

Mily
06-01-2007, 06:24 PM
Quentin Tarantino rocks!

George Clooney and Salma Hayek are so fucking hawt!

Damn, I seriously need to shower and clean my house already.

I better make money tomorrow, after this shitty-ass week.

Buffalo wings and lasagna for dinner sounds yummy!

No internet shopping tonight!

Kaylinn
06-01-2007, 06:36 PM
Hey look!
I have tickers!
Guess I better get my ass to the gym and to work so I can make them move!

miss marina
06-01-2007, 06:40 PM
In the future, I will remember that, while generic tampons may come in a blue box, they are not Tampax. Instead, they are evil pieces of vag-mutilator encased in sandpaper.

LOL trueee

PaigeDWinter
06-01-2007, 07:01 PM
So I was watching that Funniest Moments In Television History thing on TV and... um... when did Malcolm-Jamal Warner turn into Santa?

TigersMilk
06-01-2007, 08:11 PM
Im so bored..........
I dont wanna clean or set my clothes out for tomorrow. BLAH!

Mastridonicus
06-01-2007, 08:25 PM
In the future, I will remember that, while generic tampons may come in a blue box, they are not Tampax. Instead, they are evil pieces of vag-mutilator encased in sandpaper.

You used anti-rape condoms?!

Roulette
06-01-2007, 09:32 PM
Whaaat??^^^

Paige, I saw an ad for that, was it any good?

I loooove thunder storms. I hate heat!


"Your bed is a car"
"Yeah but it's a fucking sweet car!"

BalletBaby
06-01-2007, 10:37 PM
My brother is in jail. I'm just happy he's not dead or living on the streets again. I'm also happy he didn't hurt anyone in his four car accidents in one day. I'm trying to look at life in a positive way.

PaigeDWinter
06-01-2007, 10:47 PM
Paige, I saw an ad for that, was it any good?
"


Twas fairly entertaining.



I went to Bath & Body Works today. I bought White Tea & Ginger body spray and Sea Island Cotton lotion. I think I smell real nice now. However, I need some hot ladies to come cling to me to further confirm this theory.

BalletBaby
06-01-2007, 11:14 PM
I have a confession to make. I just peed in the shower. I haven't done that since I was like 6. There was just no point in getting out to use the toilet. Would have used even more water.

I want to buy expensive anthropologie dishes.

Why do the little girls have such cute outfits for ballet and us big girls fugly ones? Not fair!

I miss my man. I haven't talked to him for over a week.

I'm pissed that I can't work. All I would need to buy is a g-string, but I don't have my damn license. And I'm not shelling out another 30 bucks to get one. And I'm not risking working without it because this is Houston dagnabbit.

I want to cling to Paige.

Minette
06-02-2007, 12:00 AM
So 'cause I'm using my laptop at my internship, I have to take down my naughty desktop picture, take SW off my links that show up at the top of my browser, and put a cover name on my sex industry folder. I hate the real world sometimes. :-\

Tart
06-02-2007, 01:02 AM
OMG I want pizza. I've not eaten what feels like, days now. blech. Jeffree has me on an active schedule. I'm never active. I'm now convinced I need a keeper , personal assitant and a damn boss following me around.

Otherwise I'll lay in bed all fucking day and eat dry cereal..watching shitty ass horror movies like the mangler 2 ( currently being watched ) and taking sedatives.

If it wasn't for Jeffree, I wouldn't buy shoes...go shopping..hang out with amazing friends..go to fucking galleries..NOTHING.

God I'm lazy.

KatGrrl
06-02-2007, 05:31 AM
I'm still awake and I feel shitty about it.... i need to be productive today!

Kaylinn
06-02-2007, 05:37 AM
I crapped out at work last night.
I worked for 3 hours, talked to 5 people, and did one dance.
I didn't make back my house, or anywhere near it, and I didn't care.

I suck.

rozz
06-02-2007, 06:01 AM
I want a Wonder Woman costume for Halloween.

DylanAngel
06-02-2007, 06:03 AM
I want a Wonder Woman costume for Halloween.

*Flies in her invisible jet to lend Rozz her gold headpiece, belt and wrist cuffs...and her truth inducing lasso*

MrChristopher
06-02-2007, 10:36 AM
I have the hiccups. It's annoying.

Djoser
06-02-2007, 10:45 AM
In the future, I will remember that, while generic tampons may come in a blue box, they are not Tampax. Instead, they are evil pieces of vag-mutilator encased in sandpaper.

Since we have no housemom in my club, the dancers are constantly running into the booth looking for scissors, aspirin, Tylenol, cold medicine, etc. Don't even get me started about the gum issue, that's going to get an entire thread of its own, lol.

But I bought generic tampons about two months ago, thinking "What's the difference, except maybe 2-3$?" Now I know better, thanks. I wondered why the box was still there, apparently not being used up.

PrettyCurlieQ
06-02-2007, 12:04 PM
Since we have no housemom in my club, the dancers are constantly running into the booth looking for scissors, aspirin, Tylenol, cold medicine, etc. Don't even get me started about the gum issue, that's going to get an entire thread of its own, lol...

haha, I think chewing gum is more popular than alcohol in my club. ALL the dancers are running around asking everyone else for gum, it's hilarious. And I almost always forget mine in the car or something and have to beg for gum all night or chew flavorless hard gross old gum. Ew. There needs to be a vending machine in the dressing room I think. haha.
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On a much more random note, I need to get in the shower so I can get all sexified for work, and I'm so not in the mood. But it's Saturday, which means $$, so I'll get over it.

Lady Jade
06-02-2007, 12:08 PM
I was feeling like my bathroom was looking boring, so I put up cute little rubber ducky stick on things in the shower... and now they creep me out because it feels like they're watching me!