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PrettyCurlieQ
12-01-2007, 01:24 PM
Everyone go read my Accidental Sex thread, I feel like a freak and I need feedback! lol

Yekhefah
12-01-2007, 01:26 PM
I'm not offended at all, Cameron, I'm praying for the same thing. I told my dad that I wish she'd stop the chemo... not because I want her to die, but when your cancer spreads from your pancreas to your lymph nodes and liver, there's not anything else you can do about it. And the chemo is making her much sicker than the cancer is; THAT's why she's wasting away and spending every day throwing up and trying desperately to get warm. If she stopped with the chemo she'd be able to enjoy watching her bird feeders and visiting with her family for awhile before she leaves. But she's still doing the chemo, unless this stroke changes that.

Yekhefah
12-01-2007, 01:36 PM
In other news, BTW, I wrote a little trip proposal and sent it to Budget Travel Magazine this morning. If they take it and send me on the trip, I could get into a little gig as a travel writer. I'm quite proud of the proposal so everybody keep your fingers crossed for me!

cameron_keys
12-01-2007, 01:48 PM
Holy crap! There's a Futurama movie?!

Yep...just came out on DVD

iambonbon05
12-01-2007, 03:06 PM
I think today is the day I shall get a pumpkin pie blizzard from Dairy Queen.

It's nice to relax. For once I'm not at my main job or the strip club.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 04:17 PM
I am sooo sleepy today. It's unbelievable.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-01-2007, 04:19 PM
I'm about to leave for work, but I'm already uninterested in whoever may be there tonight. I keep getting in these moods where all the customers bug me before they even say a word. I hope I can shake it off before I get to the club!

Lady Jade
12-01-2007, 04:28 PM
Meh... I am so sleepy... all I want to do is crawl into bed, but it's only 6 o'clock! ::)

pookie
12-01-2007, 04:42 PM
300 more posts until i get Goddess status!!!

bring on the post whoring!!

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 04:44 PM
^^I feel like I'll never reach that point! It feels like it'll be a year before I even hit 1000!

Sophia_Starina
12-01-2007, 04:59 PM
When's it gonna start snowing?

phillyvixen
12-01-2007, 05:04 PM
I just took a 3 hour nap and could have kept sleeping.
I feel no more motivated to do stuff.
Maybe order pizza...hmmmmm

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 05:07 PM
So happy to be at my mom's and eat as much food as I want. I'm content.

cameron_keys
12-01-2007, 05:36 PM
Oh...to add to the insanity of yesterday I witnessed one of the DUMBEST people on earth.

I was walking out of walgreens towards my car. There is a cpl standing behind my car looking at it and talking about my car(I couldnt actually hear what they wer e saying). As I get closer, teh women points to something on the car at the same time I click the unlock button on my remote(which makes the lights flash)

The guy(now I'm close enough to hear) gets a shocked look on his face, looks at the chichk and says "Whoa...you totally made the lights go on when you pointed at it..how did you do that?????)

I walk past,hold up my keychain and click it again so he can see...he says "oh...you did it..."all disappointed because his girl doesnt posses the magical powers he thought she had a moment ago.

I had to laugh.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 05:39 PM
^^Hah--that reminds me of the episode of Friends where Monica can't figure out what a light switch controls. It turns out to be Chandler and Joey's TV--but Phoebe has them convinced that she can turn it off and on with her mind.

I love Friends.

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 07:10 PM
you know what i love about taking antibiotics?

the raaaaging YI i get afterwards. >:(

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 07:11 PM
I just napped for 15 minutes. It made me feel much more energetic.

Sophia_Starina
12-01-2007, 07:16 PM
you know what i love about taking antibiotics?

the raaaaging YI i get afterwards. >:(


Ugh I hear ya.... garlic anyone?

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 07:18 PM
i'm still not totally sure that i'm comfortable with sticking a clove of garlic up my coochie.

Sophia_Starina
12-01-2007, 07:21 PM
i'm still not totally sure that i'm comfortable with sticking a clove of garlic up my coochie.


I'm always afraid that my coochie will end up permanently smelling of garlic. But this cure does get rave reviews....

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 07:22 PM
i'm more concerned about not being able to get the garlic out. i think i'll just go with the traditional method and hop to the pharmacy to get myself some drugs.

phillyvixen
12-01-2007, 07:47 PM
I'm dying to try the garlic!
I was afraid last time because i'm preggers but once i pop i'll try it out on my next YI. Now there is some positive thinking
haha
Actually if i am good about taking the asodophilis (sp?) with every antibiotic pill I never get a YI. If i forget i totally will

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 07:50 PM
I have an irrational fear of yeast infections. I suppose it's a good thing I've never had one...

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 08:21 PM
okay.... so the garlic thing does actually work, right? y'all aren't just pulling my leg?

cos i bought some garlic at the store... it was cheaper than the medication haha.

how the fuck do you get it out though?!?

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 08:23 PM
Could you figure out a way to attach a piece of string?

TigersMilk
12-01-2007, 08:24 PM
Just get a big piece of garlic and put it up there. How does stuff get lost inside a vagina? I've never had that problem with tampons or garlic.

SundayMorning
12-01-2007, 08:26 PM
LOL I know what party favors to bring to the Austin Stripperfest....lube, Lush, and garlic-on-a-string!

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 08:26 PM
i can't cut the strings of tampons off because i just can't get my thumb and a finger up there far enough to be able to grab something.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 08:27 PM
LOL I know what party favors to bring to the Austin Stripperfest....lube, Lush, and garlic-on-a-string!

Be still my heart!

SundayMorning
12-01-2007, 08:30 PM
Just get a big piece of garlic and put it up there. How does stuff get lost inside a vagina? I've never had that problem with tampons or garlic.

I have a couple of those chime balls (http://www.aiyafitness.com/htm-exercise-equipment/exercise-equipment-cloissone-chime-balls.htm) and one time I thought "hmmm I wonder if I could feel the vibration of the chime if I put it up in there?" Slide it around, stick it in...it keeps going in. And in. And before I know it, it's up on my cervix and I am FREAKING OUT because it's too slippery to pull out. I was seriously trying to wedge a spoon around it for awhile before I calmed down, Kegeled something fierce, and squeezed it out.

I feel like I should put that in the "confessions" thread. But I'm way too embarrassed to ever talk about it again.

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 08:33 PM
right so i managed to attach the garlic to a piece of string haha. i really really hope this works!!!

Lysondra
12-01-2007, 08:36 PM
Kegels?

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 08:37 PM
i freak out too much if i can't find my tampon string to use kegels. it triggers a huge panic attack and i start crying and hyperventilating and it's just a whole lot of badness. i'd totally lose my shit if i had problems getting the garlic out.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 08:37 PM
Ahhhh the kegel. Good for oh so many things...

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 08:39 PM
yuck, my whole house stinks of garlic.

stellaforstars
12-01-2007, 08:42 PM
Darcy, I want to hug you. A lot. I know how bad it is to have serious anxiety issues and my heart goes out to you.

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 08:43 PM
:hug:

AlexxaHex
12-01-2007, 09:14 PM
You can do it, Darcy! It can only go ONE way. You might have to dig around and push but it comes out eventually.
Women give birth all the time! If a woman can push out a baby you can give birth to a garlic clove. :D

RoseWhite
12-01-2007, 09:16 PM
If a woman can push out a baby you can give birth to a garlic clove.

^^ Quotable quote!

Push, Darcy, PUUUUUUSSSSHHHHHH!

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 09:20 PM
hahahah. it's alright, i attached it to a piece of string 8)

TigersMilk
12-01-2007, 09:24 PM
I have a couple of those chime balls (http://www.aiyafitness.com/htm-exercise-equipment/exercise-equipment-cloissone-chime-balls.htm) and one time I thought "hmmm I wonder if I could feel the vibration of the chime if I put it up in there?" Slide it around, stick it in...it keeps going in. And in. And before I know it, it's up on my cervix and I am FREAKING OUT because it's too slippery to pull out. I was seriously trying to wedge a spoon around it for awhile before I calmed down, Kegeled something fierce, and squeezed it out.

I feel like I should put that in the "confessions" thread. But I'm way too embarrassed to ever talk about it again.

I've always wondered about sticking those up there. Now I don't think I'll ever do that. Sorry but lol @ spooning it out.

Congratulations Darcy you have a beautiful baby garlic clove. :P What kind of string did you use? I usually use regular sewing thread.

RoseWhite
12-01-2007, 09:26 PM
Congratulations Darcy you have a beautiful baby garlic clove. :P

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This whole turn in conversation is cracking me up.

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 09:28 PM
i should put one of those tickers in my sig :)

i'm so excited about garlic motherhood. i'm going to call it pizza!

RoseWhite
12-01-2007, 09:29 PM
i'm so excited about garlic motherhood. i'm going to call it pizza! Well, you have the yeast to make the dough rise, right? Perfect!

TigersMilk
12-01-2007, 09:31 PM
Who knew a YI could be a funny conversation? LOL

Darcy Foxx
12-01-2007, 09:31 PM
dude. i can open a pizzeria in my vagina!

Mily
12-01-2007, 10:08 PM
This is good stuff. I thought I was the only would who had absurd and scary thoughts about shoving garlic up my twat and trying to get it out later... although I have never had a yeast infection... was still something I pondered. :D

iambonbon05
12-01-2007, 10:16 PM
LMAO

I need a funny SW quote for my sig. I'm tempted...

Mily
12-01-2007, 10:26 PM
^Go for it! I'm tempted, too! :P

Lady Jade
12-01-2007, 10:27 PM
Dammit, why can't more people take Saturday nights off? It's one of the only nights I can be up late, and there aren't enough people in chat! :(