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stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 02:10 PM
^^Have you tried telling her that she CANNOT get up until she goes and then sticking to your guns?
My mom had to do that with my brother several times. One time, it took two freakin' hours, but he learned after a couple of weeks.
TigersMilk
12-02-2007, 02:19 PM
I'm so not jewish but I love their food. Going to make Rugelach this holiday.
kaiarose
12-02-2007, 02:34 PM
^^Have you tried telling her that she CANNOT get up until she goes and then sticking to your guns?
My mom had to do that with my brother several times. One time, it took two freakin' hours, but he learned after a couple of weeks.
Two hours, huh?? That makes me exhausted to think about that. But she does need to learn and I'm at the point where I'll try anything.
Alaska
12-02-2007, 02:36 PM
Rite now I'm about to use the last Lush bath bomb I have left: my precious SEX BOMB! It's my first time guys! Yay!
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 02:37 PM
If I had money right now, I'd so be buying Lush. You've all made me so damned curious.
britt244
12-02-2007, 02:38 PM
^ im crazy about it. i never run out. i always have a huge stock. the guy at the store was like "you must take a bath like, every day!" i dont, really! i just dont like to run out and i need choices :P
stella, i want to mail you lush. haha. do you have a bathtub?
ColetteCalahan
12-02-2007, 02:45 PM
i think i'm finally approaching burnout. took long enough, but i'm there. i have no inclination to go to work. i need a vacation BADLY. i don't want to be seen naked, i don't want to be touched, i don't want to be sexual, i don't want to sell myself or have to compete, i just want to be a regular girl for a while.
the extras at my club have gotten disgusting. new girls have come in and are doing them and not even charging extra. as long as girls still CHARGED for shit, people like me could get away with NOT doing them. now that guys can get that shit with a regular dance....
i .... need..... break.....
RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 02:52 PM
i think i'm finally approaching burnout. took long enough, but i'm there. i have no inclination to go to work. i need a vacation BADLY. i don't want to be seen naked, i don't want to be touched, i don't want to be sexual, i don't want to sell myself or have to compete, i just want to be a regular girl for a while.
the extras at my club have gotten disgusting. new girls have come in and are doing them and not even charging extra. as long as girls still CHARGED for shit, people like me could get away with NOT doing them (like blowjobs... fucking disgusting). now that guys can get that shit with a regular dance....
i .... need..... break.....
WTF! Who gives bj for 20-30 bucks? Even the cheap crack hos at the really crap club I worked in Ohio charged $60-70!
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 02:55 PM
I *do* have a bathtub that is not used nearly enough. It's sad and lonely.
^ im crazy about it. i never run out. i always have a huge stock. the guy at the store was like "you must take a bath like, every day!" i dont, really! i just dont like to run out and i need choices :P
stella, i want to mail you lush. haha. do you have a bathtub?
britt244
12-02-2007, 02:59 PM
I *do* have a bathtub that is not used nearly enough. It's sad and lonely.
so, what kind of smells do you like? ;)
britt244
12-02-2007, 03:01 PM
man. some of the people at work are so strange. i dont understand the way they think...
RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 03:02 PM
I wanna start a fund to get strippers out of Cali. And South FL. Maybe we can saw the states off and push them into the ocean?
MrChristopher
12-02-2007, 03:09 PM
-I have no voice left. I sound like Tom Waits on crack.
-First snow last night when the club closed. By the time we got home it was just slushy rain though.
-I need new pillows. I slept funky and my neck is all stiff.
-I'm going to roll down to the city tonight and hang out with some friends. I need to decompress a bit. It's been a shitty week.
Alaska
12-02-2007, 03:12 PM
Rite now I'm about to use the last Lush bath bomb I have left: my precious SEX BOMB! It's my first time guys! Yay!
THAT was underwhelming. :( The color was pretty but a heavy odor of baking soda pervaded the atmosphere. (That IS what makes them fizzle.....)
Didn't understand the rose either, it was just a squishy thing that I thought would have benefits if I rubbed it on me, but no.
ColetteCalahan
12-02-2007, 03:13 PM
Well, I suppose that's something. Still... argh. Can you take a working vaca to somewhere sane?
I wanna start a fund to get strippers out of Cali. And South FL. Maybe we can saw the states off and push them into the ocean?
working vaca= shows up on record. i wanted to go to vegas... shit, i owe a million people pm's... like why i couldn't go to vegas (aspiring lawyer realizes that stuff trails her)
i am so ridiculously stressed out. ack. fine. i'll go to work i can't afford not to. i feel so enormous today it's not funny. feb/march i take vacation. i'm getting a backpiece and there's no way i'm dancing while i have fresh ink.
hardkandee
12-02-2007, 03:33 PM
I'm so not jewish but I love their food. Going to make Rugelach this holiday.
I make those too!
I actually hate making them (the sugar hurts my hands after a while), but they are HUGE sellers. Even at almost $12 a box, I sell out in a matter of hours.
PaigeDWinter
12-02-2007, 03:36 PM
[edit]
Keeping this thread open until the new year.
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 03:52 PM
Welcome back, beautiful random thread!!! I missed you, for that 15 horrible minutes.
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 03:52 PM
Britt, I actually answered your smells question in the Random Thread 2...B/c this one was closed.
TigersMilk
12-02-2007, 03:54 PM
[edit]
Keeping this thread open until the new year.
Loves you;)
I have no life. Well I do go to work in a few hours. I picture SW a giant coffee shop where theres cool music and tables, couches and chairs. Everyone has their animals with them and everyone is mostly happily talking.
bellasera
12-02-2007, 03:54 PM
RoseLeigh, please get this stripper out of S. FL!
pookie
12-02-2007, 03:55 PM
*sigh Of Relief*
Lady Jade
12-02-2007, 03:56 PM
Yay! It's back, it's back!
*chains herself to the thread*
It ain't going anywhere without me!
Kaylinn
12-02-2007, 03:57 PM
I'm dreading the new year when I will have to say goodbye to my dear friend the random thread.
RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 04:00 PM
RoseLeigh, please get this stripper out of S. FL!
We need a Stripper Rescue-the real sort that brings the good strippers to good clubs! I thought NJ was bad, but I can't believe the stuff I hear from the FL and CA chicks!
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 04:02 PM
^^Let's all move somewhere happy. We can have a stripper commune.
Lady Jade
12-02-2007, 04:03 PM
^^^ Yea, overall, NJ isn't horrendous, but it *is* going to hell in a handbasket real quick!
RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 04:07 PM
^^^ Yea, overall, NJ isn't horrendous, but it *is* going to hell in a handbasket real quick!
Yep, the diff between when I started and when I gave it a try again 3 years ago was scary. So many freaking drugs. So much for that freaking dollar.
RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 04:08 PM
^^Let's all move somewhere happy. We can have a stripper commune.
Yes, pls?
Lady Jade
12-02-2007, 04:17 PM
Yep, the diff between when I started and when I gave it a try again 3 years ago was scary. So many freaking drugs. So much for that freaking dollar.
The extent of my hustle used to be "No speak Engrish, you hep me?" in a really bad fake accent. Made asstons of money from guys who thought it was cute to make me say funny things. ::)
PaigeDWinter
12-02-2007, 04:20 PM
My ubergoal is to open my own SC and have a stripper commune on the same property. :D
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 04:20 PM
Can I come, Paige? I'll worship you accordingly.
PookaShell
12-02-2007, 04:21 PM
i wish paige were naked and right in front of me.
Budai
12-02-2007, 04:25 PM
[edit]
Keeping this thread open until the new year.
Paige:
I just read your note in "The Random Thread II" which states that it will "re-open on 01/01/2008."
I suggest that you make The Random Thread a truly annual thread that begins as a fresh thread at 12:00:01am on January 1st, 2008.
IMO, a fresh New Year's beginning would show more integrity and respect for the 12,000-plus replies (as of today) on the original thread than re-opening "The Random Thread II," which seemed like Bogarting given the length and diversity of the original version...
Just my :twocents: though...
stellaforstars
12-02-2007, 04:27 PM
I completely agree with Budai...Of course, someone has to volunteer to create the thread at midnight...Unless we don't mind it being created a bit after that.
RoseLeigh
12-02-2007, 04:29 PM
The extent of my hustle used to be "No speak Engrish, you hep me?" in a really bad fake accent. Made asstons of money from guys who thought it was cute to make me say funny things. ::)
AHAHAHAH! That's awesome, LJ.
Kaylinn
12-02-2007, 04:32 PM
If anyone is sober enough at midnight of the new year to create a new random thread....I pity that person. :P
Maybe one of our pregnant girls will have to create it :)
If I had to create a random thread at midnihgt on new years it would look like this:
ETH RNAODMND TRHAED
OPTS YROU NDRAMOND THUOTHSG EHRE
Lady Jade
12-02-2007, 04:48 PM
AHAHAHAH! That's awesome, LJ.
I show you my Engrish when I see you? ;D
Budai
12-02-2007, 05:06 PM
If I had to create a random thread at midnihgt on new years it would look like this:
ETH RNAODMND TRHAED
OPTS YROU NDRAMOND THUOTHSG EHRE
SATHT YRTPET CFKNGUI NYUFN, LNKYANI!
PrettyCurlieQ
12-02-2007, 05:12 PM
If anyone is sober enough at midnight of the new year to create a new random thread....I pity that person. :P
Maybe one of our pregnant girls will have to create it :)
If I had to create a random thread at midnihgt on new years it would look like this:
ETH RNAODMND TRHAED
OPTS YROU NDRAMOND THUOTHSG EHRE
WORD. :rotfl: :drunk:
PrettyCurlieQ
12-02-2007, 05:12 PM
^^Let's all move somewhere happy. We can have a stripper commune.
I think that's how cults start. What a funny thought, a stripper cult. :D
Darcy Foxx
12-02-2007, 05:34 PM
hmmm... dont think the garlic is cutting it as a YI treatment. it was feeling better yesterday but i woke up itching like fucking crazy today and oh god, it hurts. fuck it, i'm going to the pharmachy and getting some real treatment!!
PrettyCurlieQ
12-02-2007, 05:37 PM
So you had the sore throat and now your kitty is sick? :fever: Darcy, get better!!! :hug:
Darcy Foxx
12-02-2007, 05:39 PM
yeah, the antibiotics gave me a YI :(
Lysondra
12-02-2007, 05:41 PM
WOo, so much for my holiday, I ended up working last night hahahaha. I made $450 at that booking though and was only supposed to make $100... so yay for me being to upsell! I was only there 3 hours, too. :D
Kaylinn
12-02-2007, 05:44 PM
SATHT YRTPET CFKNGUI NYUFN, LNKYANI!
Translation..
That's pretty fucking funny, Kaylinn!
Yes, I can read, write and understand the language of the drunk!!
* am I really such a lush? lol
Lady Jade
12-02-2007, 05:47 PM
My dinner smells sooooooooooooooo good.... but I am too cold to get up from my nice, warm computer chair to go eat it! ::)
BalletBaby
12-02-2007, 06:07 PM
http://www.domesticsale.com/Classifieds/132939.html
I see red flags.
bellasera
12-02-2007, 06:07 PM
^^Let's all move somewhere happy. We can have a stripper commune.
I'll join!
bellasera
12-02-2007, 06:10 PM
http://www.domesticsale.com/Classifieds/132939.html
I see red flags.
Me too. I just reported that person.