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TheSexKitten
06-02-2007, 12:20 PM
Pan's Labyrinth was absolutely masterful!

Wow.

cherryripeboyII
06-02-2007, 12:22 PM
But I bought generic tampons about two months ago, thinking "What's the difference, except maybe 2-3$?" Now I know better, thanks. I wondered why the box was still there, apparently not being used up.


Here is a link of what one can do with the left over ones.... http://www.tamponcrafts.com/gun.html


LOL

sc0101
06-02-2007, 12:24 PM
I didn't know I could squirt. I was drunk last night and my BF made me squirt. I was so drunk and confused I kept asking "did I just squirt" to my BF and he was laughing. It felt so good I cried though. I'm still confused as to how all of this happened. He got shot RIGHT in the face too, and he was like 2 feet away.

cameron_keys
06-02-2007, 01:14 PM
He got shot RIGHT in the face too, and he was like 2 feet away.

awesome! One of those "wish you had a video camera running" moments

sc0101
06-02-2007, 01:18 PM
awesome! One of those "wish you had a video camera running" moments

He actually said "That was fucking awesome".

Djoser
06-02-2007, 02:15 PM
He actually said "That was fucking awesome".

He found the Holy Grail, lol...

I've lived with two of them, and one of them especially was spectacular, I was spoiled rotten by it.

rozz
06-02-2007, 02:18 PM
I didn't know I could squirt. I was drunk last night and my BF made me squirt. I was so drunk and confused I kept asking "did I just squirt" to my BF and he was laughing. It felt so good I cried though. I'm still confused as to how all of this happened. He got shot RIGHT in the face too, and he was like 2 feet away.

My equivalent is smelling like buttered popcorn (I have no idea why). Fiance made me smell like popcorn a few weeks ago, and now he's obsessed with being my "popcorn lover."

cameron_keys
06-02-2007, 02:55 PM
I got my treadmill today and i LOVE it!!! I can only do about 5-6 minutes at a time before my asthma kicks in..gotta build up my stamina. But I get off it feeling instantly more toned and tight!! Skinny ...here i come!!WOO HOO!!

sc0101
06-02-2007, 03:15 PM
He found the Holy Grail, lol...

I've lived with two of them, and one of them especially was spectacular, I was spoiled rotten by it.


So men enjoy being sprayed in the face with pussy water? Like a female money shot.

Minette
06-02-2007, 06:40 PM
When I look at my high school-age cousin's myspace photos - I can't help thinking that, if she could keep her shit together, which she probably couldn't, she'd make a great stripper and make a shitload of money. I don't know if that means there's something wrong with me or myspace. Probably both.

miss marina
06-02-2007, 08:42 PM
^ lol i do things like that allll the time

Kaylinn
06-02-2007, 08:46 PM
I went to the gym today!!!

YAY

miss marina
06-02-2007, 09:08 PM
my cat wont stop farting..then he looks at me like I did it..

Minette
06-02-2007, 10:14 PM
I didn't go to work tonight - I am a bad stripper. Bad stripper, no dollar.

hardkandee
06-03-2007, 08:26 PM
^
LOL! That's so funny!


I have a consult with a doc tomorrow and I'm so freeekin nervous! I want 'em BIG!

Roulette
06-03-2007, 08:45 PM
I got good and toasted last night. Oh my. I woke up today at like 3ish and I think I really fucked up my hamstring because i drunkenly and stupidly did the splits last night w/o stretching or anything. Keep in mind I cannot do to splits. I also kept doing handstands and back bends, which I am assuming is my shoulder joint is bothering me.

Oh a happier note I got to see my man this weekend. Which was long overdue. I think we're getting mroe serious and it is kind of scary. I have been quite happy with our lack of talking about how we feel about eachother... le sigh. I am so tired. and don't want to think about the us thing.

I cant stop listening to the scissor sisters. They make me happy.

Lady Jade
06-03-2007, 08:50 PM
It's pouring rain here. It sucks.

Cingular is being retarded. Neither boy nor I can make or receive phone calls. So now I'm carrying around a glorified alarm clock/calculator. Whoo. Hoo.

Roulette
06-03-2007, 08:54 PM
^^^ hahaha a glorified clock/calculator... AND calender!!

Some lady in DC ran over 32 people... wtf? Who does that?

My fingers are numb and I wonder if my leg will ever stop hurting. I cant get myself away from this silly computer!! le gerr. I need to sleep.

Edit: I just found out my ex's little sisters friend is working at the club I want to work at. I dont want my stripping to ever get back to that family. It will only add to their thoughts that I was never good enough for their son. Oof. I know this is all in my head but whatever.

Kaylinn
06-04-2007, 01:04 PM
I'm just really bored.

Pogo has a really fun hangman game, but it got boring after 5 minutes to.
So did every other game on pogo.

Now what to do?

Roulette
06-04-2007, 01:07 PM
Masturbate.

The boy is getting on my nerves. Long distance relationships kinda suck.

cameron_keys
06-04-2007, 01:08 PM
I just got THE most gorgeous red gown...I'm looking forward to working tomorrow just so I have a chance to wear it!!

It looks way better on me then it does in the pic!LOL! And I sure wont wear it with black stockings like the chick in the pic!(chick in the pic..hey that rhymes) I'm just debating whether or not to go all out with arm length gloves!! Might for a while, just for shits and giggles. Now if i could only find my rhinestone choker.....

Kaylinn
06-04-2007, 01:10 PM
again?
I'm running low on batteries, trying to conserve. Masturbating 5 times out of bordem is a waste of batteries.

ALL relationships kinda suck.

MishaBliss
06-04-2007, 01:13 PM
You know what sucks? Pimples :(

Djoser
06-04-2007, 02:03 PM
...I need to sleep.

Edit: I just found out my ex's little sisters friend is working at the club I want to work at. I dont want my stripping to ever get back to that family. It will only add to their thoughts that I was never good enough for their son. Oof. I know this is all in my head but whatever.

I need to sleep, too, I haven't since before work last night, and it's almost 5 PM now--a severe case of vampire insomnia. I'm reduced to babbling like an idiot in PMs, and now here I am, preparing to do so here--where at least it's encouraged.

With all due respect, fuck your ex's family. Their boy failed to hold your interest, or possibly blew it by breaking up with you, if that's the way it went down. His loss, regardless. Besides, if it's OK for his little sister to hang out with a dancer, why shouldn't it be OK for him?


So men enjoy being sprayed in the face with pussy water? Like a female money shot.

Eh, not really. It would happen that way sometimes if I was going down on her, but I never sought it out deliberately. I wasn't about to stop then, though, lol.


So now I have this pole, ready to go, but I have to clean up first, so I can put down a giant old rug that belonged to my grandparents, to deaden the sound of me landing in this huge old creaky house (sound carries like crazy here, I will be forced to move slowly and surely, rather than jumping around--probably a very good thing). There's all this Djoser chaos and djisarray, which needs to be moved aside. Maybe I should just wait until I wake up tonight.

Kaylinn
06-04-2007, 04:11 PM
Maxim's Hometown Hotties top 100 semifinalists.

Thoes fuckers!! I am totally hot enough to be in that top 100, arent I??

Damn them. I wonder how close I got to making it...was I totally far off, or right on the cut off?

At least I was in the top 1000. Better than nothing....

The girl who wins better be hotter than me. If I'm gonna lose, Id rather it be to to someone who was better. As long as they were more deserving, it's cool.

/sigh.....try again next year, I suppose.

Roulette
06-04-2007, 05:28 PM
With all due respect, fuck your ex's family. Their boy failed to hold your interest, or possibly blew it by breaking up with you, if that's the way it went down. His loss, regardless. Besides, if it's OK for his little sister to hang out with a dancer, why shouldn't it be OK for him?


Today I was talking it out today with one of my two best friends (warhola on here) and it's not what I originally said, altho there is truth in that, and yes fuck them for any prejudice they had against me. But what it really is is that I dont particularly want it getting back to everyone I was friends with but havent talked to in a while because we have all sort of gone off to do our own thing. There are already wedges in our friendships and this would just b one more, and one that they would use to look down on me. Dancing is fine in my book but no matter how cool and liberal they are strippers/stripping to the majority of them is something that should be pittied and they would figure I had taken steps back. Ah fuck them. You're right.


http://www.maximonline.com/hotties/semi_voting_gallery_2007.aspx

Maxim's Hometown Hotties top 100 semifinalists.

Thoes fuckers!! I am totally hot enough to be in that top 100, arent I??

haha yeah you totally are!! my friend tried out for that too. (wont be a stripper but has no problem wearing the stripper clothes at car shows, modeling nude, and working at hooters... why not just dance and make better money? Silly girl.)

So this was the conversation I heard. it was between my mother and her friend over the phone so all I got was my moms end. I was dying in the living room unable to speak up or laugh out loud.
"So how're you? what's been going on?"
"Wahaaat?! She strips and dances with a pole?"
Step father comments:"Sounds interesting..."
"I wonder how she does that"
"Wow... dancing on a firemans pole huh?"
"He what? (Pastors name) organized that?! I have to go to church this Sunday!"
"Yeah... well it seems like the church has gone to Hell since I left"

tell me that is not just too funny!!

PaigeDWinter
06-04-2007, 05:36 PM
I thought that the new Sonny's Super Combo with sweet potato and corn bread would be enough but it was too small so I had to eat two! They make a pound of meat sound so HUGE! Liars!

rozz
06-04-2007, 06:06 PM
I am so good. Boy dragged me to eat fast food. He got a KFC bowl and a Big Mac. I got an asian chicken salad. w00t.

hardkandee
06-04-2007, 06:09 PM
I had the boob consult and now I'm sitting here and can't stop thinking about tits.
And playing with my own. ;) In a scientific manner of course.

Roulette
06-04-2007, 06:16 PM
I want lots of money and I want to be able to buy lots and lots of clothes!!! le sigh.

MrChristopher
06-04-2007, 09:06 PM
I thought that the new Sonny's Super Combo with sweet potato and corn bread would be enough but it was too small so I had to eat two! They make a pound of meat sound so HUGE! Liars!

Oh, I hate you so much. Sonny's baked beans are a gift from heaven. I always get a salad bar too, and cut a chunk off that giant block o' cheese and crumble it into the beans. BLISS. I must admit though, last time MrsC and I ate there we both got sick.

I made awful money this week. So of course, this is the week I have tons of bills and things that need to be purchased. ::sigh::

I think MrsC and I are going to have a Ben n' Jerry's snuggle party and watch a movie. It's a plan.

AlexxaHex
06-04-2007, 09:36 PM
:( My snuggle partner is at work.

Must...finish...website.

miss marina
06-04-2007, 09:40 PM
i was shaving my legs in the shower and my shower curtain hit my back(i had my bathroom window open, the wind was blowing in) so i freaked out for a second and turned around and then i cut my damn leg!!! so, i remembered i had some of that liquid bandaid stuff, and i got out and put some on..HOLY CRAP IT BURNS!!!!

PaigeDWinter
06-05-2007, 04:15 AM
Tis 0715 and I'm wide awake. The cats are going nuts, and so am I. WHAT WOULD FRANK BLACK DO?????

lolitachick
06-05-2007, 05:58 AM
Leo DiCaprio is SOOOOOOOOO HOTT.
WURD.

Djoser
06-05-2007, 06:25 AM
Tis 0715 and I'm wide awake. The cats are going nuts, and so am I. WHAT WOULD FRANK BLACK DO?????

I know, I never wake up this early, ever...

But I stayed up until 5 PM yesterday, after work the night before, and slept all night last night. What if I start waking up in the fucking morning now?!

Embyr
06-05-2007, 06:51 AM
1000!!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHA!!!!!

;D ;D ;D

CuriousJ
06-05-2007, 02:02 PM
I went to get my RX today and the people before me were so f-ing rude to everyone who worked there . I just kinda looked at them but didnt say anything I just cant believe people are like that .Oh well

Roulette
06-05-2007, 06:57 PM
I am in love with Lily Allen. And I need to work out.

I have no drive. It's terrible. I found out my grade for last semester, A,A,B,C.... not too bad, not that great, altho I was expecting the C to be a D so that's good, but I was also expecting the B to be an A... lame.

I have to clean up, I am getting lazy and messy.

I am going to do that thing that I hate girls for doing, but fuck it I don't care. My man doesnt ever tell me he's attracted to me, and I am always the one to call him, so I am not going to call him and I am not going to compliment him anymore. I know people say "I wish he liked me for who I am, not what I look like" well I know he likes me for who I am, but he doesnt tell me he's attracted to me. Maybe it's shallow but I need my men to think I'm the hottest thing. ugh. lame.

TheSexKitten
06-05-2007, 07:00 PM
I <3 waterparks!

Roulette
06-05-2007, 07:04 PM
Chat isnt working. I am bummed. ok ok ok I'm going to go clean and work out and go to bed. because I am cool!!!

Kaylinn
06-05-2007, 07:08 PM
Why does drinking more water make you have to pee sooo much?
I am tired of running to the potty ever 10 minutes. Concidering a catheter.....

when I itched my eye the other day, it sounded squishier than normal. Does this mean my body is more lubricated cause my eyeball is squishier? Or does that just mean I have a squishy eyeball and should keep my fingers out of my eyes?

cherryripeboyII
06-05-2007, 07:19 PM
Ahh myspace you are so much fun.

No I don't really use a profile there, but I have one. It is not really me though it is fun.

I love looking at all the spams, and friend requests from the same person that I have no idea about who has 3 accounts and the same info on each.... I just cleared my inbox, and my 'deny' list.... LOL

At least this profile has not yet been deleted!

rozz
06-05-2007, 07:20 PM
I just got back from my Al-Anon meeting. Man, I need a drink.

cherryripeboyII
06-05-2007, 07:20 PM
^^ I just had to read that twice LOL

miss marina
06-05-2007, 07:22 PM
i just realized i was walking around all day with the tags on my jeans still on...

PaigeDWinter
06-05-2007, 07:22 PM
Ahh myspace you are so much fun.

No I don't really use a profile there, but I have one. It is not really me though it is fun.

I love looking at all the spams, and friend requests from the same person that I have no idea about who has 3 accounts and the same info on each.... I just cleared my inbox, and my 'deny' list.... LOL

At least this profile has not yet been deleted!


Wanna stalk you!

cherryripeboyII
06-05-2007, 07:33 PM
Wanna stalk you!


:D

Second smile I've had all day.

First was my son telling everyone your fired, and his reaction when I gave him a Gummy Crabby Patty.

I should give you the link, but it is really plain. I think the only reason it is not deleted this time is because I have done **very little** to it.



My son's Quote of the month:

All I need is my backpack and my (water) gun!

TheSexKitten
06-05-2007, 08:07 PM
I'm picking out a schoolgirl outfit right now! I've already gotten white lacey panties and a white lace pushup bra to go under it.

:P

rozz
06-05-2007, 08:13 PM
I'm picking out a schoolgirl outfit right now! I've already gotten white lacey panties and a white lace pushup bra to go under it.

:P

*salivates* Ummm, I need to make sure this outfit looks okay. I demand pictures.