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BrunetteGoddess
12-04-2007, 09:48 PM
WTF...I don't know why, but my ears are burning, like really hot!

RoseWhite
12-04-2007, 09:49 PM
That means someone's talkin' about you! :D

OdysseusNJ
12-04-2007, 09:50 PM
LOL okay you know I am a consumer culture whore when I looked at Odysseus's new AV and thought "oh, he's playing Guitar Hero," not that he was playing an actual guitar.


I just cried a little inside.

Maybe I should go over to the "I am scared of the random thread" thread.

/hides in chat

SundayMorning
12-04-2007, 09:51 PM
I didn't think I could make boys cry anymore! I still got it! Owwwoooo!

Oops wrong reaction, sorry. ;D

OdysseusNJ
12-04-2007, 09:54 PM
I didn't think I could make boys cry anymore! I still got it! Owwwoooo!

Oops wrong reaction, sorry. ;D

Hehe it's OK, perhaps I should have just left my kitten up...

SundayMorning
12-04-2007, 09:55 PM
No no, darlin, you're one of the pervable manflesh people here. Provides much-needed protein to my sugary girly diet. Don't evaaaa change.

Oh for the sleeping. Goodnight all!

BalletBaby
12-04-2007, 10:10 PM
*le sigh* Still lonely:(

OdysseusNJ
12-04-2007, 10:16 PM
No no, darlin[...]
Oh for the sleeping. Goodnight all!

Aww thanks, g'night, sleep well.

gingerlee
12-04-2007, 10:25 PM
What is there to DO in Syracuse NY? I've never been there but I'm flying out on Thursday. I need somewhere to fuck off when I'm not at work. Bleh.

cameron_keys
12-04-2007, 10:31 PM
What is there to DO in Syracuse NY? I've never been there but I'm flying out on Thursday. I need somewhere to fuck off when I'm not at work. Bleh.

NOTHING. I worked there for a short time years ago and we could find NADA to do on our nights off

Darcy Foxx
12-04-2007, 10:39 PM
i started on the master cleanse detox today.

this maple syrup, lemon juice, cayenne pepper shit is probably the most revolting thing i've ever had in my mouth.

i seriously hope this works

iambonbon05
12-04-2007, 10:53 PM
LOL okay you know I am a consumer culture whore when I looked at Odysseus's new AV and thought "oh, he's playing Guitar Hero," not that he was playing an actual guitar.

Where's the cheapest place I could get a Wii console? I should've bought the damn thing on eBay at the start of November but they're selling for over $500! Insanity! And everyone is getting The Hubby Wii games and I'll feel VERY dumb if I don't get him the freakin console. Help me out, peeps!
Ahh, Wii. The bane of my existence.

I work at the electronics department in Fred Meyer. I think your best bet is to just pout and wait until, like, the day after Christmas. Unless you want to fork over shitloads over ebay.

My store is receiving about 25 of them twice a week, and doing raffles at 7 am to see who gets to buy one :O We would need a shipment of about 200 to keep them in stock for any reasonable amount of time, and this is in a small town.

Lady Jade
12-04-2007, 11:04 PM
What is there to DO in Syracuse NY? I've never been there but I'm flying out on Thursday. I need somewhere to fuck off when I'm not at work. Bleh.

Aww... dammit! I was supposed to be in Syracuse this weekend until our plans changed. :(

TigersMilk
12-04-2007, 11:08 PM
Best part about being a stripper (in the club I work at) is telling old white guys how they are "my little bitch/slave" and getting paid for it...

I wonder if this is just taboo or just wrong? Oh well, they pay me to do it.

Djoser
12-04-2007, 11:23 PM
Why the fuck did I agree to fill in for the other DJ tonight?! Besides the fact that he has until midnight to move out of his apartment, that is.

I was in a great mood when I got here, and actually it's a good night for a tuesday in the Holiday season mini-slump, but I am bored as hell...

LuckyOne
12-04-2007, 11:44 PM
SO. Monday was a strange day because out-of-nowhere, everybody and their mother tried to get a hold of me.

Today, another one contacted me (also OUT OF NOWHERE) to tell me not to call them anymore. :O Um, ok... I'll stop not calling. Or something. ???

Sorry, I am too busy going to class and working to play with my own pussy much less bother you. People. Crack is wack.

Lady Jade
12-04-2007, 11:47 PM
Cookies are packed, and I'm off to bed!

Darcy Foxx
12-04-2007, 11:53 PM
*squee*

that guy from a band that i had the BEST SEX EVER with is probably going to be back in town next week for a day or two before they head off on tour again. this means i get more filthy dirty nasty amazing sex. just thinking about that makes me tingly bwahaha.

fuck buddies are awesome, especially when they're hot musicians *faint*

Yekhefah
12-04-2007, 11:53 PM
I have hope in my life. I remember what this used to feel like. It's pretty good.

sxybrat07
12-05-2007, 12:07 AM
Wine + English Portfolio consisting of essays on porn = Fabulous homework night

britt244
12-05-2007, 12:24 AM
fuck disrespectful guys. fuck you fuck you fuck you. oh and FUCK YOU.

its ok, he will be sorry when he realizes that yes, i did really leave in the middle of the night bc i was sick of being yelled at, and yes, he missed his chance.

in case you missed it the first time, FUCK YOU.

(man i wont be getting any sleep tonight. i should be tired though, i just bawled for hours)

Callyish
12-05-2007, 12:37 AM
So im so damn burnt out from contests *sigh*

Two weeks in a row of this BS.

TigersMilk
12-05-2007, 12:40 AM
*pokes cally* You're al...ali...aliiivvvveee over there?

Callyish
12-05-2007, 12:45 AM
No im not alive :(

Im slowly dying a slow painful death.

Its called if I have to do one more Miss Nude fucking contest I will scream.

BrunetteGoddess
12-05-2007, 12:58 AM
LOL, I just realized when I say 'cookie' it sounds like 'quickie', no matter how hard I try to correct it.

Budai
12-05-2007, 01:16 AM
"Mmmkay...Drugs Are Bad. And If You Do Drugs You're Bad. 'Cause Drugs Are Bad. Mmmkay?"
- Mr. Mackey

RoseLeigh
12-05-2007, 01:17 AM
Gah-fell asleep early again, woke up after 5 hours this time. :( Two hours last night, 5 tonight. It's like my body's saying ' do your homework!' >:(

Darcy Foxx
12-05-2007, 02:30 AM
i've always liked wayne brady, but this 'dont forget the lyrics' show is just AWFUL.

Lysondra
12-05-2007, 03:26 AM
So I called Dry at work and his secretary informed me the company was sold Monday and he no longer works there. When sold, they took his phone and his email address, making him uncontactable to everyone else. Of course, he fought hard to keep this business, and it's only been two days since he lost it and probably my number, which is why he hasn't called. :( I feel so bad for judging him the last few days.

Either way, I left my details with his secretary 'if' she ever saw him again (her words). *sigh*

Callyish
12-05-2007, 05:39 AM
740am and I can't sleep... I have to be up in 3 hours :(

Darcy Foxx
12-05-2007, 07:08 AM
i'm bored. taking webcam pics of myself but im having an unphotogenic day. im really hungry cos all ive had today is this fucking horrid maple syrup/lemon juice/cayenne pepper shit, but i really need to detox.

craving pizza so bad.

RoseWhite
12-05-2007, 07:13 AM
^^Try it with limes instead of lemons when you make your next batch! I liked it a little better that way. :) I've done the cleanse twice & felt GREAT afterwards both times. In fact, by about day three I started feeling good, energetic, and . . . cleaned out, if you know what I mean. The only part I didn't like was the salt water flush in the morning, but I made myself do it. Still. Yick.

Mily
12-05-2007, 07:18 AM
I was gonna stay up and do some posting, but my cat is doing the "morning running and clawing around, getting on my nerves routine."

Oh... and I can't find the twisty top to my vibrator. I'm gonna have a panick attack...

Darcy Foxx
12-05-2007, 07:51 AM
^^Try it with limes instead of lemons when you make your next batch! I liked it a little better that way. :) I've done the cleanse twice & felt GREAT afterwards both times. In fact, by about day three I started feeling good, energetic, and . . . cleaned out, if you know what I mean. The only part I didn't like was the salt water flush in the morning, but I made myself do it. Still. Yick.

i'm actually okay with the lemon... its just the cayenne pepper that's killing me. i think i maybe put too much in! haha

RoseWhite
12-05-2007, 07:59 AM
Oh yeah! You can totally adjust the amount of cayenne! (Otherwse it can burn on the OTHER end too . . . )

Lunarobverse
12-05-2007, 08:09 AM
Posting on the bus ride to work fuckin' rocks. I love my iPhone.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-05-2007, 08:12 AM
I went to my boyfriend's gym last night and found the awesome-est ab machine. I really feel it today and that makes me so happy! :)

phillyvixen
12-05-2007, 08:41 AM
its 1030 am and i'm taking dirty pictures for my husband with my new phone. I never had such a sweet phone. I am spoiled.

I love the random thread, it makes me happy to read all this randomness.
I love the random thread because it some ways it seems almost confessional like and no one can judge you.

Vyanka
12-05-2007, 09:05 AM
***Boring-Rant, lol...wah wah*** :frown:

I'm an emotional mess right now and I hate it. I'm on my period. I'm finally through and done with the person who I thought I was going to grow old with. I feel depressed and lonely, it sucks. I can't watch happy couples bc I start to cry like an ass. :brokenhea And I start to think that would've been us, happy together if he didn't fuck things up.

I need some sort of pick me, bc i'm tired of feeling like this. Like if something inside of me died. State of confusion, I can't even concentrate at times. I'm trying my best to stay positive & clear my mind. :crossfing It's great that i've been closer with my family now, and i've been spending quality time with my mother. The ONLY person who has been there for me, I love her so much. :)

Can't wait for 2008 for a happy and successful new year. :cheers:

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 09:14 AM
I had neat dreams last night...the kind that make you go grrrrr why'd I have to wake up?! In the first one, I was writing more to my Nano story. Can't decide if I was fleshing out this one or writing the next in the series but I CAME UP WITH A TITLE and I can't remember it! GAAAAH. It probably wasn't as good as I dreamed it was.

And the 2nd part was that I was looking around a neat bizarre sort of dungeon (they had this combination suspension/water torture thing going on, which totally turned me on) and looking forward to getting played with and then of course you know what comes next. Woke up.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-05-2007, 09:17 AM
**WARNING** This post will have TMI, sorry in advance!




I've had diarrhea for the last two days. It's inconvenient but I'm secretly hoping it's one of those crazy jungle diseases where you lose half your body weight. Those almost lethal sicknesses. But not allllll the way lethal. I've been wondering how to catch that, maybe I did!

phillyvixen
12-05-2007, 09:22 AM
^^ I had some of that loveliness at 2am last night.
It was hell

Yekhefah
12-05-2007, 09:29 AM
Sunday, I'm halfway through your novel and I like it very much.

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 09:51 AM
Heeeeeeeee! :blush:

Lady Jade
12-05-2007, 09:54 AM
They're going to shit a brick at the post office when I show up with 15 boxes and 20 envelopes to mail!

Lunarobverse
12-05-2007, 10:02 AM
I love the random thread, it makes me happy to read all this randomness.
I love the random thread because it some ways it seems almost confessional like and no one can judge you.

Random Thread is the Twitter (http://twitter.com) of StripperWeb!

TigersMilk
12-05-2007, 10:11 AM
Arg..awake. I was dreaming about work. I dreamt that I was at work and a guy came in and he brought his 2 kids in b/c he didn't want to leave them in the car. *weird*

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 10:16 AM
So last night was the elementary school "district honor choir" concert and we went to listen. Cute kids, 5th and 6th grade I believe, but I kept looking at the little precocious blondie girls and thinking "yep just 10 more years and she'll be working a pole!" Had to smack myself upside the head for that.

Chicagoeditor
12-05-2007, 10:17 AM
About to go play sister in a tennis match. She's a quite good player--practices 2x a week with a pro--whereas I play 3x a year. But she's my little sister, and so I must cruch her!

Blah, then when I get back I'll have to write/edit yet more crap. I swear, one day I'm taking a vacation that'll be an actual vacation.

kitty260
12-05-2007, 10:17 AM
I really want to have a shower but I have to wait for an agency courier. Yay! My last two problem tenants are getting evicted (FINALLY!) and then I can fill my vacancies with awesome people. I love being able to, within reason, pick and choose who gets to live in my building.

Sorry to blow my own horn, but I'm super proud of how we managed to turn this place around in less then six months.