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cherryripeboy
12-05-2007, 09:02 PM
Crab legs were on sale tonight.... I just had to buy. Oh so yummy... Freeking good luck on that sale!!

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 09:11 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Spurs win!

....sorry, Stella....

sxybrat07
12-05-2007, 09:12 PM
HEY! Sexiest brat! I'm about to start a thread that was actually inspired by YOU! Stay tuned . . .

:dance: I can haz pikturz? :dance:

RoseLeigh
12-05-2007, 09:19 PM
OMG Xmas Cookie Yankee candle, I love you. Smells...so...good.

RoseWhite
12-05-2007, 09:20 PM
:dance: I can haz pikturz? :dance:

Yez you cans!

AND can pat mah belleh in person the week after Xmas(t) if you're around!!!

Mily
12-05-2007, 09:27 PM
OMG Xmas Cookie Yankee candle, I love you. Smells...so...good.



OOOooooo... I love that one, too! Must buy! I have the car scents for that edition, too. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

RoseLeigh
12-05-2007, 09:28 PM
OOOooooo... I love that one, too! Must buy! I have the car scents for that edition, too. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/icons/icon10.gif

Oooh, I don't have the car one! I need that! And they need to bring back Chocolate Chip Cookie

sxybrat07
12-05-2007, 09:29 PM
Yez you cans!

AND can pat mah belleh in person the week after Xmas(t) if you're around!!!

Yes!!! I will be here!!!! Yay Christmas belleh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dance: :dance:

RoseWhite
12-05-2007, 09:41 PM
Woohoo! We'll talk laters!

And BOY will my belly be giving Santa a run for his money.

AznExtasy
12-05-2007, 09:55 PM
Christmas sucks without snow. I'd rather be in a nice cozy farmhouse in Nebraska or something.

Darcy Foxx
12-05-2007, 10:02 PM
i'm so fucking mad about having money stolen. i think there's at least $500 missing.

all i want is comfort food, but all i can have is this fucking detox shit.

i'm so distressed about this. need to calm down.

SundayMorning
12-05-2007, 10:07 PM
I'd be furious too! That's such an invasion of your privacy, and $500?! How horrible.

Blech, neck hurts. Off to find a comfy position and sleep. Night, all.

Lysondra
12-05-2007, 10:16 PM
i'm so fucking mad about having money stolen. i think there's at least $500 missing.

all i want is comfort food, but all i can have is this fucking detox shit.

i'm so distressed about this. need to calm down.

Who do you think stole it?

RoseLeigh
12-05-2007, 10:38 PM
Sometimes all this baby having and what not makes me wanna find someone who wants to settle down and get some puppies or something. :( I :heartbeat the boy, but I know he can't even fathom long term. *sigh*

AlexxaHex
12-05-2007, 10:40 PM
Pink Dot will deliver ice cream!

I miss being able to afford Pink Dot!! One of my favorite things to do in Hollywood would be to order a bunch of PD and watch movies on my days off.

Yekhefah
12-05-2007, 10:55 PM
It's not the Pink Dot, but I live next door to another delivery market. It's glorious. I can order up some pizza for me and ice cream for K and a bottle of wine for us both, and some more bottled water, and whatever else we feel like. And they'll bring it within 10 minutes. I'm gonna miss that.

BalletBaby
12-05-2007, 11:38 PM
I want to cry and I don't know why.

Lady Jade
12-06-2007, 01:07 AM
I slept for 8 hours on the couch. I still have 5 hours til I have to be at work, but boy is asleep so I have to be quiet. I slept through dinner so now I'm quiet AND cranky. This does not bode well for the rest of my day.

Callyish
12-06-2007, 01:10 AM
I feel and look like a whore right now lol.

Budai
12-06-2007, 02:20 AM
WTF?!
I just got off the phone after telling a woman I've never met and who lives 6 states East of me that I haven't gone back to the gym because she has a boyfriend...

Lysondra
12-06-2007, 04:10 AM
I wish I was really worth all the pretty things people kept telling me I was worth.

phillyvixen
12-06-2007, 04:26 AM
I hate not being able to fall back asleep. Stupid heart burn!
My husband is on this crazy super nice kick, he is acting like he did when we first met. I got all of our holiday cards labeled and stamped, husband will lick envelopes and mail them today. No city for us today because he has to work on the lights in the new store, maybe i will go to babies r us and work on my registry.
I agreed that the husband could take half of the wedding monies and buy a sick new tv. He wants the pioneer elite 60 inch. But now i feel like we should buy all the baby stuff first. We will have to discuss this soon. We have no baby stuff, except for some clothes and i'm freaking out a little about what if she comes early. I will be so happy when her nursery is done!

Darcy Foxx
12-06-2007, 04:29 AM
there are few things as therapeutic as kicking some virtual zombie ass.

Lysondra
12-06-2007, 05:09 AM
I can't stop crying.

britt244
12-06-2007, 05:14 AM
i want to go back to bed. its the last day of my internship and i *think* the kids have a 2 hour delay. staff is supposed to go on time. im technically not staff, though... i wouldnt have anything to do if the kids wont be there for 2 hours.

i shouldnt be tired though. i was asleep before 11 and my alarm went off at 6. i didnt get out of bed til 7.

i texted 2 of the girls to see what they say.. they need to answer me though! i need to leave in 10 minutes if i'm going on time.

eta: yay i dont have to go til 9:45. back to bed for an hour!

pookie
12-06-2007, 06:49 AM
wow, this thread is nearing 13,000! What an accomplishment for SWer's

MrChristopher
12-06-2007, 07:01 AM
-My throat is really irritating me again. It's not a laryngitis type thing. I'm blaming the weather change and the heat at the club. Either way, I'm all scratchy and it sucks.

-There was silly drama at work last night. Shocking, I know. Here's one tip, ladies: If you're going to come in for amateur night, please don't be a complete cuntbiscuit. Thanks.

-I went to bed around 545, woke up to children romping loudly, and now I can't go back to sleep. This is not cool at all. I'm sipping tea with honey and lemon and staring out at the snow we got last night. I think I might make some grits.

RoseLeigh
12-06-2007, 07:04 AM
Mmmmm grits.

I cut my bangs again. I couldn't stand the growing out ones poking me in the face anymore. And I have a fivehead. I look better now.

pookie
12-06-2007, 07:07 AM
I had dreams about snipers last night. why. In part of the dream my old band teacher turn evil and went crazy, then the other part of the dream i was being chased by my ex. I woke up with a headache. Why can't my mind stop with the sniper dreams.

britt244
12-06-2007, 07:11 AM
^ i had a dream about a bear.

i have listened to i want a hippopotomus (how ever you spell that!) for christmas a million times this morning lol

RoseWhite
12-06-2007, 07:49 AM
-My throat is really irritating me again. It's not a laryngitis type thing. I'm blaming the weather change and the heat at the club. Either way, I'm all scratchy and it sucks.

-There was silly drama at work last night. Shocking, I know. Here's one tip, ladies: If you're going to come in for amateur night, please don't be a complete cuntbiscuit. Thanks.

-I went to bed around 545, woke up to children romping loudly, and now I can't go back to sleep. This is not cool at all. I'm sipping tea with honey and lemon and staring out at the snow we got last night. I think I might make some grits.

*puts "cuntbiscuit" next to "twatwaffle" in edible insult hall of fame*

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 09:26 AM
I hope that everyone who was sad last night had a good night's sleep and awoke refreshed and ASSKICKING.

As for me, I'm just happy I started my period!

phillyvixen
12-06-2007, 09:44 AM
I just woke up from a weird dream about pooka-shell. It was a birthday party but it all took place in a little kids bedroom and i dropped a laptop on her cake. She was really sad that her care-bear house lights weren't working. But pooka had on amazing pink boots!
Its so odd when i have dreams about SWer's i don't know!

kitty260
12-06-2007, 09:51 AM
My stomach is an unholy mess of stretch marks, protruding belly button and misplaced navel piercings. I actually took a picture of it last night so I can look back on it and laugh in ten years when I'm finally back to normal.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 09:53 AM
Last night was the worst night of my entire life.
Actually, it probably wasn't, but it really really felt like it. I wasn't feeling well, but I went to work anyways because I feel a worse sickness coming on and I don't want to be laid up in bed for a week with no money extra money for bills put aside.
Anyways, I've had diarreah for 2 days, and last night was no exception. The first thing to piss me off was that I kept running to the bathroom, and the owner's wife came up to me and accused me of doing drugs. She said she had been keeping her eye on me, and she can't see any legitimate reason why I would need to go to the bathroom every 10 minutes. It pissed me off so badly because when I'm finally NOT doing drugs, now is when I'm gonna get fired for it. Fuck that!! Luckily there were two dancers who got to be involved in my little situation because my stall was out of toilet paper, so they told her what they had *ahem* heard. She got off my back but said she'd keep her eye on me. ::)
THEN, I'm losing my voice. So badly that I go to a table, and no one can hear me even yelling over the music. I was told multiple times to go find another girl for them who they can hear. I was so mad.
I started feeling really out of it. My illness is getting to me. I wasn't on any meds for it, tho. Anyways so I walk into the bathroom and an ashtray falls to the floor because I slammed the door. It shatters and cuts my feet/legs in about six different places. And then I start bawling. I walk out to let them know it needs to be cleaned up and the owner starts making fun of me. Telling me, "Oh if I cried every time I broke a glass..blah blah blah.." And I was bleeding all over the floor and he didn't even care. Then a bartender and waitress AND customer start telling me broken glass is nothing to cry over. THAT'S NOT WHY I WAS CRYING!! That was just the last straw, and them thinking I'm a big baby didn't help. I cleaned my legs up, but there were two cuts on both feet that wouldnt' stop bleeding. So they sent me home 'to my mommy'. Bastards.

Can't a girl have an emotional breakdown at work ONCE?! Fuck! I always keep my chin up and retain my lady-like manners, etc. But last night I just couldnt. And when my bf came to get me from the club, he wasn't giving me the sympathy and ass-kissing I wanted. He repeated over and over, "Does crying make it better?" YES ASSHOLE! Man I'm still mad!

Sorry for the long rant. :(

Vyanka
12-06-2007, 10:02 AM
I just realized i'm going to be spending the holidays alone. :'( The majority of my family are going to be in PR. This blows.

But here is a video of 50 cent blowing a line. LOL...
http://www.break.com/index/50-cent-busted-doing-coke-backstage.html

cameron_keys
12-06-2007, 10:35 AM
Damn PrettyCurlieQ....you work with some really insensitive people. That sucks. Sucks even more that your bf didnt make up for it and continued the insensitivity. How do you make fun of someone for crying when they have glass imbedded in their leg and they are BLEEDING???? Fuckers. I'd so want to shove glass shards into them until they cry and then make fun of them.

Well...if its any consolation...I understand. Sometimes everything just comes down on you at once and you break. Happens to the best of us. Hope you feel better today..and tell that bf of yours I said to kiss your ass for a full 24 hours or I'll come on up there and give him a whooping!

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 11:10 AM
Thanks Cameron. My bf just doesn't get it. It's not that he doesn't care, he just doesn't understand that when I'm stressed out all my emotions have nowhere to go but out my eyeballs. I'm feeling better today. I just cleaned out a few cuts and re-bandaged them. They hurt, but they're really not that bad.
And as far as the people at my work..I'd think they would have been nicer considering I am always generous and sensitive to everyone. ::) Oh well. It really wasn't that bad, it's just that everything was getting to me at once. But today is better, I just ordered take-out and I'm watching Futurama. Just gonna lounge in my PJs until I decide if I feel like working or not.

cameron_keys
12-06-2007, 11:17 AM
But today is better, I just ordered take-out and I'm watching Futurama. Just gonna lounge in my PJs until I decide if I feel like working or not.

I'd stay home..you are still cut and a day to cool off wouldnt be the worst thing. You dont want to rake your nerves over the coals by dealing with these people again while your emotions are still a bit raw. Futurama sounds like excellant therapy!

Yekhefah
12-06-2007, 11:21 AM
Why, why, why have I had "Sweet Caroline" stuck in my head for two days? I really hate that song.

My grandmother's got 48 hours or less, quoth the doctor. Doesn't look like I'll get to see her again. It doesn't look like I'll be able to be there for the funeral either; I have to finish packing up the apartment before I can leave, and I don't have gas money or anything, and K won't be home to come with me until the 16th or 17th. I'm going to get so much hassle and judgement for not being there. I don't even know if I want to be there or not. Grieving for my grandmother isn't anything I want to do in front of my asshole uncle or a bunch of judgemental relatives. I've never lost a close family member before so there is no precedent here. Gah. I hate this.

Her birthday is tomorrow too.

TigersMilk
12-06-2007, 11:24 AM
^^I'm so sorry. I've never lost anyone close to me either. Your story made me cry a bit. I hope you don't have to hurt too bad. Hopefully, she can go in peace. When she is a beautiful spirit she will watch over you and know you will always love her. :hug:

cameron_keys
12-06-2007, 11:26 AM
Why, why, why have I had "Sweet Caroline" stuck in my head for two days? I really hate that song.

My grandmother's got 48 hours or less, quoth the doctor. Doesn't look like I'll get to see her again. It doesn't look like I'll be able to be there for the funeral either; I have to finish packing up the apartment before I can leave, and I don't have gas money or anything, and K won't be home to come with me until the 16th or 17th. I'm going to get so much hassle and judgement for not being there. I don't even know if I want to be there or not. Grieving for my grandmother isn't anything I want to do in front of my asshole uncle or a bunch of judgemental relatives. I've never lost a close family member before so there is no precedent here. Gah. I hate this.

Her birthday is tomorrow too.

I'm so sorry honey. Drs arent always right though...she may hang in there a little longer..dont lose hope completely.

I thought K was coming home this weekend?

Yekhefah
12-06-2007, 11:30 AM
No, next weekend. Unless they have to postpone some shooting until the spring or something... I don't know what dumbass decided to shoot a baseball movie in December in Oregon, but it's started to snow so they're having to rearrange a lot of their shooting. I wish he would just come home so I wouldn't have to deal with all this by myself, but he's been awesome on the phone.

I'm just gonna start packing stuff and we'll see what happens. I should call my dad back. I wrote my grandmother a letter thanking her for everything she taught me, and emailed it to my dad so he could take it to her at the hospital today.

Bank of America seriously needs to STOP calling me. They called four times yesterday and just now for the second time today. I'm starting to feel like they're going to come over and break my legs and it is NOT helping the stress situation.

And thank you for the beautiful reminder, TM. I needed that.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 11:43 AM
:rotfl: This lady just came to deliver my take-out. She was all, "You are a wonderful tipper! You must have worked for tips before!" I told her I still do, and she asked where I work. She was all, "Oh my God, are you a stripper?!" It was THE funniest thing that's happened to me in awhile. She started telling me how if she was younger, she'd love to come and strip with me. lol. Crazy lady. ::)

kaiarose
12-06-2007, 12:03 PM
^^ It's nice that she was all cool with it. I've had some very negative reactions when that subject has come up. Hell I went to open an account at a bank once and everything was great until she asked me where I worked. As soon as I told her the whole mood changed. She tried telling me that I didn't have proof of income (no paychecks, independant contractor, blah, blah) so sorry I couldn't open an account. I had come in there with my $1200 income tax check and I couldn't open an account?? F'ing bitch.

Anyways, that song by Timbaland "apologize", is that about suicide???

Chicagoeditor
12-06-2007, 12:09 PM
100, 003 views of this thread. Wow.

AlexxaHex
12-06-2007, 12:10 PM
-My throat is really irritating me again. It's not a laryngitis type thing. I'm blaming the weather change and the heat at the club. Either way, I'm all scratchy and it sucks.

-There was silly drama at work last night. Shocking, I know. Here's one tip, ladies: If you're going to come in for amateur night, please don't be a complete cuntbiscuit. Thanks.

-I went to bed around 545, woke up to children romping loudly, and now I can't go back to sleep. This is not cool at all. I'm sipping tea with honey and lemon and staring out at the snow we got last night. I think I might make some grits.

I am very intrigued by this new trend of putting genitalia with pastries and baked goods. First there was twatwaffle, now cuntbiscuit? What is next, vagmuffin or cooterbagel?

TigersMilk
12-06-2007, 12:12 PM
LOL dickdonut, cootercrepe....hahaha. Actually, I will take a cooterbagel... with strawberry cream cheese toasted please.

kaiarose
12-06-2007, 12:12 PM
Ha! Cooterbagel.

SarahSynn
12-06-2007, 12:12 PM
I am very intrigued by this new trend of putting genitalia with pastries and baked goods. First there was twatwaffle, now cuntbiscuit? What is next, vagmuffin or cooterbagel?

Cockcrossaint?!