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AlexxaHex
12-06-2007, 12:13 PM
*puts "cuntbiscuit" next to "twatwaffle" in edible insult hall of fame*

Whoa I didn't even read your post!

*insert Twilight Zone music*

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 12:14 PM
^^ It's nice that she was all cool with it. I've had some very negative reactions when that subject has come up. Hell I went to open an account at a bank once and everything was great until she asked me where I worked. As soon as I told her the whole mood changed. She tried telling me that I didn't have proof of income (no paychecks, independant contractor, blah, blah) so sorry I couldn't open an account. I had come in there with my $1200 income tax check and I couldn't open an account?? F'ing bitch.

Anyways, that song by Timbaland "apologize", is that about suicide???
Oh, I was lunching with a waitress from my old club and we were both wearing shirts bearing a Jaguar's logo. These ladies sitting behind us kept whispering and looking at us all fucked up. I've gotten plenty of negativity. That delivery lady just made my day, she was so hilarous.

I don't think that song is about suicide. I think he's been strung along a relationship where he's been hurt, and he's having a hard time letting go because he cares so much. There are a lot of opinions on the meaning and the lyrics here:

kaiarose
12-06-2007, 12:20 PM
^^ thank you!

kitty260
12-06-2007, 12:21 PM
Fuck it. I'm going to go find the box of chocolate hedgehogs that my SO hid and eat those little bastards. I found them at the store, I said 'hey, you should get these' and then he decides that they'll make a nice christmas gift and put them away. Nuh uh. Thems MY hedgehogs and I'ma eat them all while he's at work.

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 12:30 PM
Blast! My first double post. And almost certainly not my last. Nothin to see here, folks, move it along!

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 12:31 PM
PCQ is eating candy penguins, you have chocolate hedgehogs...everyone has fun food! Wah! I want animal crackers at least, dammit!

Name that quote! "So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo."

:D

MrChristopher
12-06-2007, 12:31 PM
cockmuffin!

kitty260
12-06-2007, 12:41 PM
The sad thing is that I might very well eat them all since there only turned out to be 10 in the box. I've already had 5.

kaiarose
12-06-2007, 12:46 PM
It's so nice that we are so open on SW. From our disgusting bad habits, to our periods, to our boyfriends cum. A-Z, we can talk about ANYTHING! It's nice to know I'm not the only weirdo :)

phillyvixen
12-06-2007, 12:48 PM
Fuck it. I'm going to go find the box of chocolate hedgehogs that my SO hid and eat those little bastards. I found them at the store, I said 'hey, you should get these' and then he decides that they'll make a nice christmas gift and put them away. Nuh uh. Thems MY hedgehogs and I'ma eat them all while he's at work.

They are yours and the babys and you deserve to eats them all!!

You know how your supposed to save the top of your wedding cake? Well i ate a huge slice of it before saving and freezing 3/4 of the wedding cake top. I figure it will be a good story next year when i'm not pregnant :) At least thats how i justified it when i ate it as soon as he left to run an errand hehe}:D }:D

phillyvixen
12-06-2007, 12:50 PM
DickDanish!

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 12:53 PM
It's so nice that we are so open on SW. From our disgusting bad habits, to our periods, to our boyfriends cum. A-Z, we can talk about ANYTHING! It's nice to know I'm not the only weirdo :)

Speaking of disgusting and weird, my armpit hair has NEVER been as long as it is right now! I stopped shaving so I could go get waxed, then we didn't have enough money so I held off til after Thanksgiving, then I was about to start my period and I was planning to make 1 big appointment to get my armpits, legs and kitty waxed all at once and my body is more sensitive to pain when I'm about to bleed, and now I'm bleeding. So for real it's been about a month since I've shaved and it is a fucking FOREST in there! I feel insanely gross. (And I HATE having a bush when I'm on my period! But that's actually secondary to the armpit woes.)

This edition of "TMI Today" has been brought to you by Sunday. :-\

DSUsb19
12-06-2007, 12:56 PM
I'm getting a Mini Cooper S for Christmas!! I went and picked it out today. SOOOOOOOO happy! *does happy dance*. :dance:

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 12:57 PM
I watching that episode of Friends where they try to name all 50 states in 6 minutes, and I decided to try it. I couldn't do it! And I think I played the game before so you would think I could do it, but I only got 38 states! I'm about to check out a map and see what the hell I missed!

kitty260
12-06-2007, 12:59 PM
Speaking of disgusting and weird, my armpit hair has NEVER been as long as it is right now! I stopped shaving so I could go get waxed, then we didn't have enough money so I held off til after Thanksgiving, then I was about to start my period and I was planning to make 1 big appointment to get my armpits, legs and kitty waxed all at once and my body is more sensitive to pain when I'm about to bleed, and now I'm bleeding. So for real it's been about a month since I've shaved and it is a fucking FOREST in there! I feel insanely gross. (And I HATE having a bush when I'm on my period! But that's actually secondary to the armpit woes.)

This edition of "TMI Today" has been brought to you by Sunday. :-\

Oh man, I'm so there. Actually, my armpits are good because I can reach them but from there down.....it's not a good situation. My SO took the scissors to my bush last week because he said it was getting out of control. I had to take his word for it because I couldn't see it.

Callyish
12-06-2007, 12:59 PM
yummy hashbrowns....

I think I have a food addiction lol

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 01:00 PM
Okay, I forgot: Alaska, Hawaii, Kansas, Montana, North Carolina, Nebraska, New Hampshire, South Carolina, Vermont, Wisconsin, Wyoming!! OMG I SUCK AT LIFE!!!!!

kitty260
12-06-2007, 01:03 PM
They are yours and the babys and you deserve to eats them all!!

I agree and if he doesn't, I'm going to show him your post and be all "See? I had people backing me on this one."


You know how your supposed to save the top of your wedding cake? Well i ate a huge slice of it before saving and freezing 3/4 of the wedding cake top. I figure it will be a good story next year when i'm not pregnant :) At least thats how i justified it when i ate it as soon as he left to run an errand hehe}:D }:D

Save it? Boo! That's like wasting perfectly good cake! I'd have eaten it too.

On a similar note, my mom and dad had a fake cake made to look exactly like the real one so they could eat the whole thing instead of saving some.

zxcire
12-06-2007, 01:07 PM
I watching that episode of Friends where they try to name all 50 states in 6 minutes, and I decided to try it. I couldn't do it! And I think I played the game before so you would think I could do it, but I only got 38 states! I'm about to check out a map and see what the hell I missed!

Did you ever learn the state song? It's all states in alphabetical order sung all nerdy. I learned in 5th grade. People think I'm a genius cause I can name them all, but if they knew I do it with a song in my head they might know otherwise!

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 01:07 PM
PCQ, didn't you ever have to learn that really annoying song "50 Nifty United States" in 4th/5th grade? It's the easiest way in the world to learn the states (and in alphabetical order too!) but damn song is as bad as bananaphone for getting stuck in your head!

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 01:08 PM
Did you ever learn the state song? It's all states in alphabetical order sung all nerdy. I learned in 5th grade. People think I'm a genius cause I can name them all, but if they knew I do it with a song in my head they might know otherwise!

Thought jinx!

zxcire
12-06-2007, 01:11 PM
Thought jinx!

Word. I remember getting all uptight cause US territories weren't in the song. I was a precocious *read:annoying to teachers* child.

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 01:14 PM
I just remember being excited whenever the song came to a state that I used to live in--we'd just moved from Ohio and I thought that it was significant that the song went "O-hi-O!" all by itself and everything.

zxcire
12-06-2007, 01:18 PM
And now, for my very own personal bananaphone...it's going to be in my head forever. Here we go.

50 Nifty United States From 13 Original Colonies!
Shout Em, Scout em, Tell all about em,
Til one by one we've given a day to every state
In the USA!

Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut!
Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana!
Iowa, Kansas,Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan!
Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana,
Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York!
North Carolina, North Dakota, OHIO!!!!
Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas!
Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, WYOMING!!!!

Gah. I hope I got that right. My head hurts now.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 01:21 PM
The only song I remember from school had to do with the quadratic equation. There's an annoying song that really did come in handy.

x equals negative b
plus or minus the square root
of b squared minus 4ac
all over 2a.
(to the tune of pop goes the weasel)

ColetteCalahan
12-06-2007, 01:26 PM
Apparently someone who lives at my address and rides my bike got a ticket. But she doesn't have my same last name.....


DISMISSED, BEE-YOTCH!!!!!! HA! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, OFFICER HERNANDEZ!

hhahhahaha chippy missed the correct spelling of my last name on both my registration AND my DL... which is a motion for dismissal at arraignment. (and a DURRRR of the year.) WOOOT!

zxcire
12-06-2007, 01:28 PM
Did anyone learn the alphabet soup song?

Alphabet soup, we're making alphabet soup
Stirrin' up the letters of the alphabet,
Never know what kind of word you're gonna get!

It taught the difference between vowels and consonants, etc. We did it in a play.

I was W.

SundayMorning
12-06-2007, 01:50 PM
Apparently someone who lives at my address and rides my bike got a ticket. But she doesn't have my same last name.....


DISMISSED, BEE-YOTCH!!!!!! HA! I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT, OFFICER HERNANDEZ!

hhahhahaha chippy missed the correct spelling of my last name on both my registration AND my DL... which is a motion for dismissal at arraignment. (and a DURRRR of the year.) WOOOT!

Too funny! That's a once-in-a-blue-moon event...too bad for them, eh?!

sxybrat07
12-06-2007, 02:02 PM
I hate you all, now I'm singing 50 nifty United States in my head. Bah!

RoseLeigh
12-06-2007, 02:02 PM
Having one of those days where all your demons crawl out and dance around in your head. *sigh*

ColetteCalahan
12-06-2007, 02:08 PM
^^ I hate those days... I want to call up Pandora and make her shut the goddamn box already.


Too funny! That's a once-in-a-blue-moon event...too bad for them, eh?!

hahah actually... this happens fairly frequently... the WEIRD thing was my LAST ticket... when they changed the speed limit between the ticket and my trial!! DISMISSED!!!! ;D (the traffic and engineering survey was up.)

sometimes just a wrong name doesn't cut it. I'm going in with papers requesting documentation for the moto-cop's radar calibration, notes from his copy of the ticket, etc... One motorcycle trying to estimate the speed of another is pretty damn difficult. AAAAAALWAys fight your tickets... and know your laws... and hey, i don't want to become a lawyer for nothing... ;D

Callyish
12-06-2007, 02:19 PM
*dances around*


Im gonna have my american work visa!!!!!!!!!!!

Budai
12-06-2007, 03:00 PM
Cockcrossaint?!


cockmuffin!
scrotewafer

sxybrat07
12-06-2007, 03:13 PM
W00t, 2 classes down, 3 to go. The semester is almost over...yay!

Lunarobverse
12-06-2007, 03:46 PM
Thanks to GingerLee and Kitty266 in the thread over in Blue (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=103890), I am now thinking about pies.

Mmmm... pies

britt244
12-06-2007, 03:58 PM
god i am sick of school. i do not have to make my resume the way my teacher likes it. it is MY resume. which i do not need as i have a part time job lined up, and guess what? i shake my ass naked for money and that certainly doesnt require one. so bite me.

also, my dividers do not come out far enough bc im using sheet protectors. wtf?

TigersMilk
12-06-2007, 03:59 PM
*dances around*


Im gonna have my american work visa!!!!!!!!!!!
Ooo when?;D


I want to binge today. I just want to surround myself with food so it can love me. There is a big storm coming with thunder and everything. Its getting darker outside.

Lady Jade
12-06-2007, 04:00 PM
After yesterday, I don't think I'm welcome in my local post office anymore... but I have cookies to send yout this weekend! Yikes!

SarahSynn
12-06-2007, 04:01 PM
Dick Danish!

phillyvixen
12-06-2007, 04:10 PM
My husband is going to come home in 50 minutes and say "hey beautiful what did you do today" and i am going to stare at him then look around the clean house then down at my swollen belly and say "well honey today i think i grew our daughter a lung or some other vital organ, What did you do today". That outta stop him in his tracks! I hate when he asks that question for some reason. I better go get in the shower the least i can do is not stink when he comes home. I think i might try and blindly shave my bush, i've gotten way out of control down there. i can't see it but i feel it hehe.

ExoticEngineer
12-06-2007, 04:17 PM
*dances around*


Im gonna have my american work visa!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Reeeeaaaaallly? Will it be time for you to show these girls how it's done then? *taps foot impatiently* Like, November is over already! ;)

PrettyCurlieQ
12-06-2007, 04:18 PM
I guess I'm going to work. Blah.

kitty260
12-06-2007, 04:26 PM
My husband is going to come home in 50 minutes and say "hey beautiful what did you do today" and i am going to stare at him then look around the clean house then down at my swollen belly and say "well honey today i think i grew our daughter a lung or some other vital organ, What did you do today". That outta stop him in his tracks! I hate when he asks that question for some reason.

Well...at least you have a better answer for him then I have for mine. He's going to come home and ask that question and all I can say is that I ate a box of chocolates that were supposed to be for Christmas. Even if I lie, he'll know something is amiss because I kind of half-assed did housework...out of guilt.


I think i might try and blindly shave my bush, i've gotten way out of control down there. i can't see it but i feel it hehe.

If you can do it....you're my hero. My SO did it for me, not because it was bothering me but because it was freaking him out. I don't how bad it was because I hadn't seen it in a few months.

zxcire
12-06-2007, 04:32 PM
When my husband asks what I did today I always say "Sat." because I sit a lot. Now he says "did you do a lot of sitting today? and stripperwebbing?"

I love that man.

RoseWhite
12-06-2007, 04:40 PM
Name that quote! "So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, 'Hey, man, where are *my* pants? I have my hippo dignity!' And you know the monkey's just, (with a French accent) 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' And there's a big coup in the zoo."

:D


I can't believe no one has responded to this yet!!!

The one and only OZ! In Buffy! Followed by:

Willow: The monkey is French?
Oz: Oh, all monkeys are French.

:dance:

Yekhefah
12-06-2007, 04:51 PM
^^^ Et le singe... le singe est... Ou est le singe??

RoseLeigh
12-06-2007, 04:53 PM
^^^ Et le singe... le singe est... Ou est le singe??

Le singe a disparu. ;D

Yekhefah
12-06-2007, 04:56 PM
He was a cheeky monkey!

Yekhefah
12-06-2007, 05:02 PM
All our books are packed up. It didn't take as long as I thought it would. We have 12 boxes of books, not counting the books K has with him and a couple I just remembered in the bedroom, so I guess that's about 13 boxes of books. I guess I'll do the DVD's next and then... I dunno, dishes? I'm going to be completely packed up by the end of the week at this rate. I've got Office Space on because it keeps me from bursting into tears. I wish I could have a friend over but they're all in Memphis, except one who is working insane hours.

Maybe I'll get an artichoke pizza.

TigersMilk
12-06-2007, 05:03 PM
Sex and the City trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://movies.aol.com/movie/sex-and-the-city-2008/30247/video/trailer-no-1/2033774