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britt244
12-06-2007, 10:57 PM
damnit, how'd you know i was talking about you? }:D
desavirsire
12-06-2007, 11:00 PM
Blah what a horaible fucking night, at least I got vodska out of it. People suck and i can'lt fucking type.... The end.
Lysondra
12-06-2007, 11:00 PM
damnit, how'd you know i was talking about you? }:D
cuz I stole the cookie from the cookie jar. :P
cherryripeboy
12-06-2007, 11:03 PM
I'ma gonna steal a tank,
I'ma gonna rob a bank,
I'ma gonna make those bastards at work walk the fukin' plank
I'm so stressed, could I Haxorz while at work? Nuke the systems to show the 2 girls 1 cup vid...........
britt244
12-06-2007, 11:06 PM
what is wrong with my printerrrrrrrrrr? its like eating paper when i try to print.. ive turned it on and off and unplugged and restarted the computer.. crap crap crap. i need to print a ton of stuff for tomorrow.
lestat1
12-06-2007, 11:09 PM
With every passing day, week, month, and year I think: "Is this as good as it'll ever be? It has to get better than this, otherwise what's the point?" Then every passing day, week, month, and year is exactly the same. No better, no worse.
Hope is powerful.
Snowles
12-07-2007, 12:01 AM
^Hope is powerful, Lestat, but sometimes I wonder if it's enough to keep going on. I manage to keep going on a powerful concoction of hope, bitterness, cynicism and the knowledge that there's still too many people I have to piss off before I die.
BalletBaby
12-07-2007, 12:11 AM
What about pie Snowles? Doesn't pie keep you going?!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm..............pieeeeeeeeeeeee
Snowles
12-07-2007, 12:40 AM
What about pie Snowles? Doesn't pie keep you going?!
Mmmmmmmmmmmm..............pieeeeeeeeeeeee
I do love pie. That is definitely true. I'ma buy me a pie tomorrow. Yay, I have something to do tomorrow :D
cherry_sin
12-07-2007, 12:44 AM
MMM. Pie. Dammit. Now I gotta go to Walmart at one in the morning.
Callyish
12-07-2007, 12:51 AM
Im so nervous right now... I just finished the preliminaries ... now is the fingers crossed hoping and praying I made the semi finals... I find out at 5 this afternoon :(
Snowles
12-07-2007, 12:55 AM
^Cally, would you like some pie? It could calm your nerves :D
Callyish
12-07-2007, 01:03 AM
LoL Snowles only if its cum pie :biggrin:
Snowles
12-07-2007, 01:08 AM
Lord, not the pie from that thread on the Blue side. That's bad pie. Bad, bad, bad pie.
Hahaha! I just posted in the wrong thread, I'm such a doof... or maybe I'm still drunk...
Anyway... tonight sucked donkey balls, just thought I would share that.
Alaska
12-07-2007, 03:02 AM
WHooooooooooooooah what it the motherfuckin fuck--I finally got a cable to connect my comp music to my bangin ass Panasonic stereo and it is
BANGIN ASS UP IN HERE!
Alaska
12-07-2007, 03:05 AM
oh and then i delted the random thread from my subscribved list for tha first time ever and then immediately after i was HELLO what's up random thread and i felt obsessed with my stereo sound and havent even posted in here in weeks so hai guyz
Alaska
12-07-2007, 03:08 AM
delted
uh yes, you smelt it you delt it.
Darcy Foxx
12-07-2007, 04:31 AM
the people next door are really loud. this is my second friday night home in a row, and god they make a lot of noise. i think they have parties every friday. i dunno, but they're very loud and it sounds like there's a lot of people there!
desavirsire
12-07-2007, 07:07 AM
Last night a guy bitched at me for taking too long to take off my dress during our lapdance. WTF?!? I have never had anyone say this in 2+ years of dancing, apparently you're saposto take everything off at mach 1 speed before the song even starts and then give heavy friction the whole time. Idiot.
RoseWhite
12-07-2007, 07:20 AM
the people next door are really loud. this is my second friday night home in a row, and god they make a lot of noise. i think they have parties every friday. i dunno, but they're very loud and it sounds like there's a lot of people there!
Get back at them by having REALLY NOISY AMAZING SEX this weekend (it is this weekend, right?)!!
}:D
RoseWhite
12-07-2007, 07:21 AM
My dad read my letter to my grandmother and he's pretty sure she understood it, so that makes me feel better. At least I got to tell her what she means to me.
That is tremendous. I am incredibly glad to hear it.
Darcy Foxx
12-07-2007, 07:22 AM
Get back at them by having REALLY NOISY AMAZING SEX this weekend (it is this weekend, right?)!!
}:D
haha oh yes.
i'm picking him up from the airport tomorrow. i'm really nervous for some reason /:O
Bella21
12-07-2007, 07:28 AM
Stupid Jinglebells... stuck in my head forever... I hate xmas music...
RoseWhite
12-07-2007, 07:29 AM
haha oh yes.
i'm picking him up from the airport tomorrow. i'm really nervous for some reason /:O
Oh, don't be! Or be the GOOD kind of horny-butterflies nervous! It's bound to be even BETTER this time!!!
SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 07:30 AM
Ugh I got up at 6am to drive The Hubby to his carpool location. NOBODY SHOULD BE AWAKE AT 6AM. I should make a PSA for that.
The plus side is that I got to talk to my friends in Korea. Unfortunately, now I can't go back to sleep. Wahhhh I'll have to start being "productive."
kitty260
12-07-2007, 08:17 AM
Lord, not the pie from that thread on the Blue side. That's bad pie. Bad, bad, bad pie.
YOINK!
I'm quotin' that.
britt244
12-07-2007, 08:18 AM
i have an hour and 45 mins to write my paper and get ready to go to school. whoops. i knew i wouldnt get up on time.
kaiarose
12-07-2007, 08:19 AM
*stretch....*
Good morning SW!
SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 08:20 AM
Good morning, kaiarose! See, now THAT'S a good time to wake up. None of this 6am tomfoolery! (Although I could've made it all better if I'd picked up a croissanwich and a Mocha BK Joe...)
stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 08:31 AM
Ugh. I missed SW yesterdayyyy.
Never again.
kaiarose
12-07-2007, 08:33 AM
^^I go through SW withdrawals! I get really anxious to get something done so I can log on here. Sometimes it's a treat for me. Like I tell myself that after I do the dishes and clean the house THEN I can have some SW. Kinda like dessert!
Lysondra
12-07-2007, 08:39 AM
I have a 5:45am shift! It's 9 hours, but it's a thousand dollars, so I can't complain. And it's a thousand dollars to go fishing topless on a boat and tan! Sweet. And then after that I have two $490 shows(extra money for driving time)... which sucks because that means I'm $20 away from making $2000 in a day. I'm already beating my record by like $300, but I'm SOOOOO close to $2000 it's not funny. ARGH! I'm hoping I can convince the boaters to have me go nude for another $40 per hour so I can make another four hundred or so bucks. Or upgrade one of my shows.
Sadly this means I'm working from 3:30am (when I have to leave my house to pick up my duo partner) until 11pm (when I am DUE to arrive home - earliest) and then I have to be at the airport at NOON to pick up my mother and take her shopping!
I -was- supposed to be on holidays, actually, but I couldn't pass up that sweet sweet money.
Fuck, I love my job. I love the money. I love being able to spend it on my mother so she can finally be proud of me.
I also picked up a silly 2 hour waitressing gig today as a 'pleaseplease' favour for my boss because the other girl backed out and ended up going from making $110 in two hours to $425 for two hours. P:
I'm so good at upselling it's not funny.
Sorry to brag, just SUPER happy.
SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 08:45 AM
*moneydrools* Damn I wouldn't pass on an opportunity like that either! What a kickass way to enter the holidays!
stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 08:46 AM
I want money to sunbathe nude on a boat...
*is jealous*
Vyanka
12-07-2007, 08:46 AM
I love this video. Paulian Rubio. This is exactly what I need now, alcohol and hot men. hahaha
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8MlwrJgZO6c
kaiarose
12-07-2007, 08:48 AM
I'm so depressed now. Someone on mypace sent out a bulletin, and in this bulletin was a youtube video about foreign countries and animal cruelty. I got like 20 seconds into it before I had to stop it. I saw a man just taking a dog (alive) and throwing it over his shoulder and then slamming it into the f'ing ground. I hate to be prejudiced in any way but that shit is f'ckd up. I know they don't look at dogs and cats as we do but still. How can you do that to a defenseless animal that trusts you?? They are fucking barbarians in these other countries. No morals. I'm so upset.
Lysondra
12-07-2007, 08:48 AM
I know I know. I'm spending a week with my mum and I THOUGHT she arrived Friday and she actually arrives Sunday so I had taken this week off... so I had already saved all my 'holiday money' last week for her visit. And when I found out I could work this weekend, I picked up some shifts (last minute, though) so I could have some more 'play money' for my mum. I didn't expect to do THIS well this week, either. I kinda just wanted to make a few extra hundred. But then I got two far away shows (3 hours drive each at $70 per hour travel pay - but both are right next to eachother - we still have to charge them both the travel fee!!) and then the boat shift.... ooooh. Now I can not only take my mum out - I can REALLY show her around town.
...and fix my car. >_>
RoseLeigh
12-07-2007, 08:49 AM
^^There's scary animal cruelty like that here, too Kaia! It's wrong everywhere!
Lysondra
12-07-2007, 08:50 AM
I want money to sunbathe nude on a boat...
*is jealous*
I get the best jobs sometimes! I'm only topless for the money - nude is extra!
When I met Dry it was because I was doing topless card dealing for some half-million dollar game he was having on his island.
And there's been times where I was paid to receive massages because the guys were so 'e'd up they just wanted to feel skin.
I was also once paid $200 to walk around on all fours for half an hour meowing like a cat.
I love the weird jobs. <3
Lysondra
12-07-2007, 08:51 AM
OH! And the time I was paid $400 to oil wrestle three naked girls for an hour! I liked that one!
kaiarose
12-07-2007, 08:53 AM
^^There's scary animal cruelty like that here, too Kaia! It's wrong everywhere!
Really?? Wow. Ms. Naive over here. :-[ I guess I don't hear too much about it happening in the U.S. I remember one story about a guy that tied his dog to the back of his pick up and dragged him for miles. But that's the only story I've really heard happening in the U.S. And that def. bothered me for a long time. Grrr!
RoseLeigh
12-07-2007, 08:58 AM
Really?? Wow. Ms. Naive over here. :-[ I guess I don't hear too much about it happening in the U.S. I remember one story about a guy that tied his dog to the back of his pick up and dragged him for miles. But that's the only story I've really heard happening in the U.S. And that def. bothered me for a long time. Grrr!
Yeah, it's really sad-plenty of Americans think it's okay to treat animals badly. I won't look at those animal abuse videos myself, because I've cry and hurl at the same time. Look at the Michael Vick dogfighting crimes!
I once saw a woman drag her dog on a leash so that it tripped and spun over and was pulled along on its back. Unfortunately by the time I could pull my car over and get out to yell at her she had gone inside or hid, and I didn't know which house. >:(
We are barbarians/moral-less everywhere.
SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 09:08 AM
I thought this was cute...
5 minute management course
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
britt244
12-07-2007, 09:43 AM
i finished my paper literally in JUST enough time! i have 5 minutes to brush my teeth and get dressed and go. (and yes im still on the internet :P )
Yekhefah
12-07-2007, 10:19 AM
Grandmother's gone. I guess I'll leave for Memphis soon.
stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 10:20 AM
Oh Yek...I'm so very sorry.
My thoughts are with you.
Lysondra
12-07-2007, 10:32 AM
Grandmother's gone. I guess I'll leave for Memphis soon.
Oh no... at least you got that letter to her.
PrettyCurlieQ
12-07-2007, 10:39 AM
Grandmother's gone. I guess I'll leave for Memphis soon.
:'( I'm so sorry, Yek. I'm sending you good vibes and love. Take care of you.:hug:
SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 10:39 AM
Oh Yek. :( I'm glad you wrote and sent the letter and she had time to hear it. My thoughts are with you.