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stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 09:37 PM
I think you're one of the hottest women in Canada.

In North America.

Those contest bitches had to blind or something. The semi-finalists must have sucked a lot of judge penis.

Callyish
12-07-2007, 09:41 PM
Yay I have ketchup chips and cookies n cream chocolate bars!

Callyish
12-07-2007, 09:44 PM
I think you're one of the hottest women in Canada.

In North America.

Those contest bitches had to blind or something. The semi-finalists must have sucked a lot of judge penis.


*blushes* aww shucks.... your makin me blush...



ummm I just realized... my little emoticon box thingie is gone... I gots no emots on my reply page :(

SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 09:45 PM
Mmm salty and sweet. It's my weakness as well.

And I agree, I can't believe they passed you up for oodles of prizes and trophies and cash money! Bah to them.

TigersMilk
12-07-2007, 09:46 PM
I had a weird dream that I got lipo. Except I turned out with a fat ass still and one side was still really fat and the other was all skinny and lumpy. The doctor in my dream was like, "This is all normal. Don't worry the fat will disappear from the other side." All I could think was no "I'm still fat and lumpy!"

Callyish
12-07-2007, 09:47 PM
Aww fuck em... i've been drowning my sorrows in junk food all night :biggrin:

I've trained and worked so damn hard for this contest.... and I didn't even make the semis *pfft*

SundayMorning
12-07-2007, 09:49 PM
I had a weird dream that I got lipo. Except I turned out with a fat ass still and one side was still really fat and the other was all skinny and lumpy. The doctor in my dream was like, "This is all normal. Don't worry the fat will disappear from the other side." All I could think was no "I'm still fat and lumpy!"

I dreamed that I was in "Heroes" (I could control fire and ice) and I was trying to break everyone out. We stopped at a gas station to fuel up and the Spurs pulled up in a limo. I got all fangirl and told them how awesome they are and how exciting their game Wednesday against the Mavs was and they were very polite and appreciative of my feedback. LOL. I interpret absolutely nothing in my dream except overactive and underused brain cells.

Bella21
12-07-2007, 09:50 PM
I had a weird dream that I got lipo. Except I turned out with a fat ass still and one side was still really fat and the other was all skinny and lumpy. The doctor in my dream was like, "This is all normal. Don't worry the fat will disappear from the other side." All I could think was no "I'm still fat and lumpy!"


Daisy and I are cracking up right now since I dreamt last night that you were getting all those skinny compliments at the drug-selling grocery store!! ;D

AznExtasy
12-07-2007, 09:53 PM
My last dream was pretty scary. I dreamt that one of my implants popped and I was looking at myself in the mirror, they looked lopsided and just really scary! lol.

TigersMilk
12-07-2007, 09:54 PM
^^I hate pre and post surgery dreams. Freaks me out.


Daisy and I are cracking up right now since I dreamt last night that you were getting all those skinny compliments at the drug-selling grocery store!!

Kilo of blow...pound of weed....bottle of absinthe....a few crack rocks.....bucket of E....a few fist fulls of G and we're ready to go LOL. I wish they had real grocery stores like those...I'd never leave.

Mily
12-07-2007, 10:03 PM
Okay... the ass kissing in here is making me more nauseous.

stellaforstars
12-07-2007, 10:04 PM
^^Maybe seeking out the drama threads instead would calm your need to vomit?

TigersMilk
12-07-2007, 10:05 PM
“While the music industry is doing everything they possibly can to go out of business, can we all make sure to rid ourselves of the Grammys, too? Out of touch old men jacking each other off. ENOUGH!”

- Trent Reznor, on the Nine Inch Nails

LOL...ya rly they need to go away. Fergie got a nom....surely the apocalypse is coming now.

BalletBaby
12-07-2007, 10:05 PM
Callylicious, when are you coming to Americaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Callyish
12-07-2007, 10:05 PM
When the agency gets my paper work! LoL

I have the agent to sponsor me now is just getting the paper work.

Lady Jade
12-07-2007, 10:38 PM
Holy sweet bajesus... I mixed 6 batches of cookie dough by hand tonight. I *know* I'm going to have massive calluses by the end of this baking season... *sigh*

Alaska
12-07-2007, 10:55 PM
You are hot and I want to squeeze you right now, is that perverted?! ;D



Wow. I have had one last Lush bath forever, and it's a sample of the one yr supposed to use after a workout---told myself I wasn't gonna use it till I go to the gym! Well that hasn't happened, and I ordered more Lush but can't wait that long!!!!!!! Gahhhhhh. Some tell me I'm way too ridiculous.

Taylorlila
12-07-2007, 11:19 PM
I think you're one of the hottest women in Canada.

In North America.

Those contest bitches had to blind or something. The semi-finalists must have sucked a lot of judge penis.

I concur. You're puurrdddyyy.

I'm going to weigh 300lbs pretty soon because Wendy's is the only thing open on my ride home from work...and I'm always hungry after work, and it takes me a little over an hour to get home. A salad or a baked potato just isn't practical to eat while driving.:D

I was totally convinced that some custy fucked dead people. That his friend worked at a morgue and they got drunk and fucked dead people. lol. I was sooooooooo freaked out. Silly me.

And I got carded buying scratch tickets and I had my id but was so irritated at the fact that I got naked for money all night...then carded. I really wanted to be like "its 12;30, look at my makeup, I'm counting out $20 in vertically folded ones that were in my titties!"

oh boy.

TigersMilk
12-07-2007, 11:20 PM
I really wanted to be like "its 12;30, look at my makeup, I'm counting out $20 in vertically folded ones that were in my titties!"


Oh thats funny as hell.

Taylorlila
12-07-2007, 11:30 PM
^^^
aww you put it in your siggy!:blush: .

ColetteCalahan
12-07-2007, 11:36 PM
Yek, I'm sorry I'm late seeing this (looks like I missed a hell of a lot today... crazy freakin site) but I am so sorry about your grandmother. my condolences...

Mily
12-07-2007, 11:42 PM
Yes, hugs to everbody who is going through rough times right now....:heartbeat :hug: :heartbeat

Kaylinn
12-07-2007, 11:47 PM
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Lady Jade
12-07-2007, 11:53 PM
Ok, 7 batches of cookies are baked and packed. Stick a fork in me, I'm done! Been up since 6:30 this morning, and me thinks it be time for bed!

Mily
12-07-2007, 11:54 PM
^B-b-but... I love Papa John's. :'(

Taylorlila
12-07-2007, 11:55 PM
My chiuhahuas a perv! She humps her toy all the time, and gets really intense about it, I think she has puppy-gasms. And she tries to get at my vagina whenever I masturbate. And whenever I give my bf a blowjob she thinks it must be a tasty treat and tries to get at his dick. Shes nuts.
I never knew I could love a small furry animal this much.

iambonbon05
12-08-2007, 12:04 AM
^^ Seems like my dog and my bf's cat immediately decide it's playtime whenever it is, in fact, sexy time.

I'm miffed at myself for not stripping tonight. I thought I had work at my "real job" at 11 in the morning and I was feeling lazy so I didn't go. Turns out I don't have work until 4 ::) Fridays are the only nights I've managed to make decent money.

AlexxaHex
12-08-2007, 12:31 AM
It's pretty much settled. I'm moving back to NY this month. My slave is donating big bucks to help out because that means I will be closer to him.

*sigh*

I'm sort of relieved because that means we have a plan but at the same time I feel like I'm failing at life.

TigersMilk
12-08-2007, 01:06 AM
^^You're not failing. You're going in a different direction. Sometimes sudden paths are good ones.

britt244
12-08-2007, 01:07 AM
i wish i had a pen in my car. i really wanted to leave a note on this car that was taking up 2 spots. "fuck you. next time you take 2 spots, i will have your car towed."

>:(

AlexxaHex
12-08-2007, 01:15 AM
^^You're not failing. You're going in a different direction. Sometimes sudden paths are good ones.

It's just that I said I was going to be able to support us stripping while Jess is in school and I've done a very awful job of it. It's not really my fault that the clubs are so bad around here or that it's been unbearably dead...but I just don't want to see him have to leave school and I don't want to stress the cats out.
I feel like I'm letting everyone down.

Mily
12-08-2007, 01:18 AM
It's just that I said I was going to be able to support us stripping while Jess is in school and I've done a very awful job of it. It's not really my fault that the clubs are so bad around here or that it's been unbearably dead...but I just don't want to see him have to leave school and I don't want to stress the cats out.
I feel like I'm letting everyone down.


You are NOT letting everyone down, Alexxa. Everyone who has read yours and Yek's posts know that LA has sucked the lives out of the both of you. You're being pushed in a different, better direction for you and your family. I wish I could move right now... but I have to stick it out here for a little while longer. *sigh* Do you plan to dance in NY/NYC? I hear nothing but great things about the money there.

TigersMilk
12-08-2007, 01:19 AM
Pretty much all LA clubs sound like hell and wouldn't blame anyone for not wanting to stay or not making very much at them. Going to work in LA would be like walking into a nightmare to me.

School will always be there and there are schools everywhere. You still have food on the table and a roof over your heads.
Are there other options for you and the family?

Callyish
12-08-2007, 01:43 AM
I think I may very well kill my room mate.

She hasn't really done anything... shes not a bad girl but fuck man shes irritating the shit out of me.

I HATE sharing my space. I like to be alone. I dont want some bitch in my space. I feel cramped bleh.

One more day... 28 hours and i'll be out of this shit hole city *snarls*

AlexxaHex
12-08-2007, 01:54 AM
You are NOT letting everyone down, Alexxa. Everyone who has read yours and Yek's posts know that LA has sucked the lives out of the both of you. You're being pushed in a different, better direction for you and your family. I wish I could move right now... but I have to stick it out here for a little while longer. *sigh* Do you plan to dance in NY/NYC? I hear nothing but great things about the money there.

Thanks, Mily. I guess I need a little reassurance because for some reason I feel like a lot of bad things right now - bad stripper, bad girlfriend, bad mom. I just have to accept that most of the circumstances are really out of my control and this move is for the best. Kembra will also get to be with her extended family which is great.

I'll be living in Buffalo, which isn't near NYC at all but the club I worked at there a few years ago is pretty good, much better than what I'm used to. Also I can see about working in Niagara Falls, Canada which is pretty much a hop, skip and jump away. I hear it gets pretty crazy but I'd be happy with the non-crazy money. Those places are always packed, or they were when I went there as a customer.
Another plus is that I will have all my old slaves back! More money! Sometimes I wonder why I went to LA - I was such a big fish in a little pond back home.


Pretty much all LA clubs sound like hell and wouldn't blame anyone for not wanting to stay or not making very much at them. Going to work in LA would be like walking into a nightmare to me.

School will always be there and there are schools everywhere. You still have food on the table and a roof over your heads.
Are there other options for you and the family?

It IS a nightmare. I can't remember the last time I didn't cry on my drive home from work.
Other options would be for Jess to leave school and get his shitty old job back where he was working 12 hours a day in a factory. We just barely made it that way. I'm lucky if I make $100 a day dancing now but I guess I can still keep plugging along somehow. But that would suck both our souls dry and we'd still be pretty broke.
We have several relatives back home that will watch the baby for us while we work or do things if we need to. My aunt is thrilled and so is my dad. It's still a surprise for mom though. :)

cameron_keys
12-08-2007, 02:42 AM
The Marcia gets her nose broke by the football episode of Brady Bunch is on. I love this episode....

Darcy Foxx
12-08-2007, 02:43 AM
IM WASTED

wearing kmy shcoolg irl costume and i just got FUCKED hard hahahahahah

we alreayd drank a bottle of acjack daniel betwen ujs og god im trahseddddddd

SEC SELJX SEX SEX SEDCXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

cameron_keys
12-08-2007, 02:45 AM
I' m jealous. I should have just stayed home and got drunk and fucked....I'd feel much better....sigh...

BalletBaby
12-08-2007, 03:41 AM
My finals haven't even started and I already feel a nervous breakdown coming

ColetteCalahan
12-08-2007, 04:21 AM
I met and flirted briefly with legendary motorcycle designer roland sands. holy shit. he's sooooooo cute. mmmmmmmmmm if ooooooonly.....

LilyLove
12-08-2007, 04:47 AM
My Roommate had a personal tragedy a while ago and couldn't take care of her new puppy. So I started taking care of her. The little baby wormed her way into my heart and she also got super attached to me. I was mad that I got stuck with all the responsibility at first. But I... I... fell in looooove!!!


And now my roommate's mom is taking her back to their hometown to keep her. I'm lonely and sad without my lil baby to give me kisses and snuggles when I get home from work. I want my baby back!

Mily
12-08-2007, 06:46 AM
GGGRRRR!!!! I wanted to work tonight, but it's Fight Night! I hate Fight Nights! Definitely not worth the fucking headaches. I'm working tomorrow instead. It'll be the first Sunday I've worked in about a year.

Lady Jade
12-08-2007, 07:19 AM
i wish i had a pen in my car. i really wanted to leave a note on this car that was taking up 2 spots. "fuck you. next time you take 2 spots, i will have your car towed."

>:(

My boy and I want to get stickers printed up that say "Learn to park, asshat!" and stick 'em on cars like that! :D

britt244
12-08-2007, 07:59 AM
^ man, they totally deserve a sticker instead of a note. thats funny, bc my friend at work was just talking about getting stickers printed...}:D

Lady Jade
12-08-2007, 08:12 AM
^ man, they totally deserve a sticker instead of a note. thats funny, bc my friend at work was just talking about getting stickers printed...}:D

WORD! Our only fear is that the stickers would somehow get traced back to us and we'd get in trouble for vandalism. >:(

twisterinAZ
12-08-2007, 08:32 AM
I like weird stuff. Darkness. Rain. Night. But I am SO normal otherwise.

Lady Jade
12-08-2007, 09:16 AM
Well, getting ready to go to the post office again. At least creepy guy shouldn't be there since today is his birthday (according to his last rambling babbling conversation at me) and he wants to take the day off. Maybe I'll be safe from stupid, pervy mail clerks!

phillyvixen
12-08-2007, 09:39 AM
I woke up with a horrible head ache this morning and had to miss going out to breakfast with my husband before he went to the store :(
Now i won't see him until 1030 tonight.
OH WAIT
My mom is coming up and we are going to go down to look at my decorations at his store so i will see him. I love how his face lights up when i surprise him at work, even if he knows I'm coming i will never tell him when, so i can see that look when he glimpses me for the first time.
Last night i started a lush bath at 10 pm so he would catch me when he got home, unfortunately his work buddy came over and so i got out of the tub and lotioned up. I love Lush's dream cream, it gives me the skin of a goddess according to my Dear Husband.

I'm really glad my head ache is gone and i'm REALLY glad i woke up to knowing my SS got their gift!
What a joy it is for me to be able to give freely and make other people happy. I've always enjoyed giving, when i was a little kid i used to wrap up my own toys and books to give to other kids at school.
I'm really super excited about next weekend in NYC, can you believe I've lived in Philadelphia most of my life any never really did the Christmas in NYC thing. I can't wait to see the windows of the fancy stores, and go to the lion king and eat at Nobu. I'm also really excited about shopping. Although i kind of have a problem with shopping at these super high end stores, i mean the stuff is always beautiful and nice but my mind always thinks, man for the price of this purse i could have like 3 outfits with shoes and purses! Thats just the poor girl in me trying to be frugal. I wonder if that ever goes away or will i always be seeking clearance and the bargain table no matter how much money i have??
Sorry about the ramble just my musings for the morning.
I love the random thread!!

phillyvixen
12-08-2007, 10:47 AM
I've felt so sluggish the last few days, i just dont want to vacume AGAIN.. How do 2 people make 1 floor so damn dirty all of the time!

Mily
12-08-2007, 10:50 AM
^From buttsecks... ? :P