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PuertoRicanPinup
12-08-2007, 05:21 PM
I danced for a guy who looked like a young Pierce Brosnan yesterday. :-) Yay for hot guys giving me money!

Pamela
12-08-2007, 05:27 PM
Visited a friend at work (hospital) got stuck behind a HUGE parade...AHHH. A 10 minute drive took at least 30 minutes.

RoseLeigh
12-08-2007, 05:44 PM
I've decided to do 99 percent of my Christmas shopping online.
I love online shopping.
here is a great example why. My mom MADE me stop at walmart while we were hanging out today and we both wanted to buy shampoo at the salon.
Well this old lady was paying for her haircut and taking FOREVER! Disputing the cost and what not then she tries to give me a bible booklet thingy. And i told her no thanks and she told me i'm going to regret it and i'm going to hell and started preaching and i really wanted to knock her out. I got so angry my blood was boiling. I am actually angry right now thinking about it. Luckly i had my mom with me and i couldn't say anything really rude. I seriously almost lost it. Who the fuck does she think she is spouting her shit at me. Then she told my MOM that i was being rude, i said no thank you to her bible book, she told me I WAS GOING TO HELL and i'm rude. Fuck that lady, i hope she slips and falls on her bible booklet.
I think i may have some rage issues i was unaware of. Is this a symptom of pregnancy like everything else or do i need a 12 step program :)


Ah, yes, that special level of hell for people who refuse to take unsolicited pamphlets from strangers...Dante forgot that one. I always want to remind these people that JC didn't go around shoving scrolls full of badly drawn cartoon demons under people's noses. With a few exceptions, he didn't freak out on anyone! I hope your mom gave her hand!

Lysondra
12-08-2007, 07:19 PM
I got a sunburn, threw up all my food, worked 44 hours straight with a whopping seven minutes of sleep and now my mum's flight was delayed TWO DAYS. wtf...

Samba
12-08-2007, 07:45 PM
What a bunch of wierd smileys

a pickle:pickle:

a swammi :swami:

a paper bag :paperbag:

PrincessShea
12-08-2007, 08:11 PM
My cat just snotted all over my moniter.

Yekhefah
12-08-2007, 09:39 PM
Fuck ice in the ASS. I am currently stranded for the night in an overpriced motel in New Mexico, 1200 miles from Memphis, and my grandmother's funeral is Monday morning. I had to turn around due to ice in a mountain pass, and tomorrow I could very well wake up to even more ice, and I don't know how to drive on ice. I'm seriously terrified and having a major panic attack right now. I HATE these lonely roadside motels even under the best of circumstances and right now I feel so scared and alone, I want K here right fucking now. I don't want to do this by myself anymore.

Lady Jade
12-08-2007, 10:45 PM
HAHA Boy's brother's ex has been busted for fraud. I said from the beginning I thought she was a lying, manipulative wench. Now I am validated in my snarkines towards her! :smirk: :razz:

RoseLeigh
12-08-2007, 10:48 PM
Fuck ice in the ASS. I am currently stranded for the night in an overpriced motel in New Mexico, 1200 miles from Memphis, and my grandmother's funeral is Monday morning. I had to turn around due to ice in a mountain pass, and tomorrow I could very well wake up to even more ice, and I don't know how to drive on ice. I'm seriously terrified and having a major panic attack right now. I HATE these lonely roadside motels even under the best of circumstances and right now I feel so scared and alone, I want K here right fucking now. I don't want to do this by myself anymore.

Ice sucks. :hug: I got stuck driving one of those mountain roads in the dark on the way to Phoenix and it was scary as hell, without ice. I'm glad you're okay.

Try putting some online radio or news on-I've found that helps when I'm in a scary spot. Having sorta-humans talking nearby.

ArmySGT.
12-08-2007, 11:07 PM
Fuck ice in the ASS. I am currently stranded for the night in an overpriced motel in New Mexico, 1200 miles from Memphis, and my grandmother's funeral is Monday morning. I had to turn around due to ice in a mountain pass, and tomorrow I could very well wake up to even more ice, and I don't know how to drive on ice. I'm seriously terrified and having a major panic attack right now. I HATE these lonely roadside motels even under the best of circumstances and right now I feel so scared and alone, I want K here right fucking now. I don't want to do this by myself anymore.


Raton pass sucks going into colorado right now. Which way are you going?

Yekhefah
12-08-2007, 11:19 PM
I'm on I-40 stuck in New Mexico. Tomorrow I may jump down I-25 and take I-10 into Louisiana and go home up I-55, but that adds another day to my trip. I'm going to check the weather in the morning and see what I-40 looks like then. This blows, I really wish K was with me.

ArmySGT.
12-08-2007, 11:31 PM
I'm on I-40 stuck in New Mexico. Tomorrow I may jump down I-25 and take I-10 into Louisiana and go home up I-55, but that adds another day to my trip. I'm going to check the weather in the morning and see what I-40 looks like then. This blows, I really wish K was with me.

Albuquerque is getting it too, and their snow removal sucks. Get some sleep and make an early start.

Yekhefah
12-08-2007, 11:32 PM
Actually I'm being told to wait until after 9 am before I start. Supposedly it's safer then.

ArmySGT.
12-08-2007, 11:40 PM
Actually I'm being told to wait until after 9 am before I start. Supposedly it's safer then.

Make sense, sun will be up, and that is better visibility. Snow removal will have more people, and the weather forecast will be more accurate.

Yekhefah
12-08-2007, 11:43 PM
Yup. Warmer and more people driving to melt the ice on the road, too. So I've decided to ignore the weather until 8:30 or 9 tomorrow and make my plans then. Right now I should be finishing reading Sunday's novel and editing my own! Instead I'm on iChat with Lady Jade, LOL.

Lysondra
12-08-2007, 11:44 PM
My mum was supposed to be here five hours ago and her plane hasn't even left LA. *sigh*

I've been stood up twice to my work Christmas party already and it hasn't even happened yet.

Lady Jade
12-08-2007, 11:45 PM
Yup. Warmer and more people driving to melt the ice on the road, too. So I've decided to ignore the weather until 8:30 or 9 tomorrow and make my plans then. Right now I should be finishing reading Sunday's novel and editing my own! Instead I'm on iChat with Lady Jade, LOL.

I'm just too damn witty, charming, and irresistible! :-*

G-Real
12-08-2007, 11:48 PM
^^^^

you didn't mention that your Modest though..

Lady Jade
12-08-2007, 11:52 PM
^^^^

you didn't mention that your Modest though..

I also didn't mention my mad baking skills, what's yer point? :P

Alaska
12-09-2007, 12:05 AM
First of all., I'm scheduling my very first overseas trip to Amsterdam to see my number one fave band of all time, ISIS in tillburg, NL.

AlexxaHex
12-09-2007, 12:42 AM
This stupid waitress at work stole 10 bucks from me today. I was irritated with her last week because she was kind of snotty in not letting me tip out until 5 minutes after we're allowed to tip out and I think she carried it over to this weekend or something.
Customers are supposed to pay for their first 5 VIP dances at the counter, total is $50. He gave her $60, and she never gave him his change back. He thought she gave it to me, because he wanted to do another dance after the 5 he was going to let me keep it. Neither of us got the 10 bucks and didn't realize it until after my VIP. When I confronted her, she said she didn't remember and thought she gave him his change so she'd wait until the end of the shift and if her drawer was over she'd give it to me. Never happened.
I hate Orange County. I think I'm never going back there.

edit: not just because of this incident - I just hate OC. I think most people from OC are aliens.

stellaforstars
12-09-2007, 12:44 AM
Never taking care of ten children at at time again.

Don't care what I'm offered in terms of monetary compensation...So not worth it.

*dies*

RoseLeigh
12-09-2007, 12:53 AM
One paper down (Almost-bibliography tomorrow. brain not working), one to go. By Wednesday.

*fall over dead*

TigersMilk
12-09-2007, 12:55 AM
I'm not really freaked out by my math final Monday. It was so much stuff to learn this semester my brain is taking a dump. You what...want me to regurgitate all of 6 units worth of material on a cumulative final? Ha...ha I'll give you what I got left of my obese brain cells that are almost too full to put together simple foiling.

RoseLeigh
12-09-2007, 01:01 AM
I'm not really freaked out by my math final Monday. It was so much stuff to learn this semester my brain is taking a dump. You what...want me to regurgitate all of 6 units worth of material on a cumulative final? Ha...ha I'll give you what I got left of my obese brain cells that are almost too full to put together simple foiling.

Bah, I hear that. My brain is so full, it's just dumb. Can a brain be tooo full?

TigersMilk
12-09-2007, 01:04 AM
Yes, mine is spitting out basic addition cells. My brain does this... :smellie_t :smellie_d



I farted so much on this pillow on my chair that it smells now.

Lysondra
12-09-2007, 01:26 AM
I think I know where you work, Alexxa. I did one night there and bailed. Hated it.

Alaska
12-09-2007, 01:31 AM
Could someone please tell me when the current page of I'm In Ur is new and doesn't show a fat ass guinea picking up a cat by its hind legs and swinging it?

?!?!?!?!?!?! please?!?!?!

AlexxaHex
12-09-2007, 01:49 AM
I think I know where you work, Alexxa. I did one night there and bailed. Hated it.

I'm so out of there too. I gave it about 5 weekends just to give it a fair chance but I am actually making less money than when I first started. Most made in a shift - $360.
And those stairs!! My knees are killing me.

The only thing I like about it is the fact I can pump breast milk without people bothering me.

Kaylinn
12-09-2007, 01:55 AM
Bah, I hear that. My brain is so full, it's just dumb. Can a brain be tooo full?

My brain is to full. I have 3 finals in 3 days now. and my brain took a shit yesterday. hasn't allowed me to study at all. I just calculated my grades to see what I'd end up with if I fail all the finals.
It's actually not bad. I'll get a B in one class, and a C in another. The math, unfortunaly is fucing 55% of my grade. so I have to gt at least a B on thatone to be happy. But that's easy. open book. Hell, we are even allowed our laptops. I have been googling my math quizes all semester, lol.

LilyLove
12-09-2007, 01:56 AM
I love Neil Young.

Yekhefah
12-09-2007, 02:21 AM
Why publish an obituary at all if you're just going to write "Mrs. XYZ passed away at Hospital FU2, here's a list of her immediate family, send donations wherever you want"? I swear my grandmother got the lamest obituary ever and I'm pissed. I'm going to flip off the newspaper building when I drive past it next.

Lysondra
12-09-2007, 02:25 AM
Timothy James B-----, 12, died of causes yet to be revealed. He was survived by his mother, Linda B-----, and his father, Geoff B-----.

That was my best friend's obituary. All of it is from memory... I thought it was kinda shit too. They really don't say shit do they?

Yekhefah
12-09-2007, 02:28 AM
Damn, that sucks. And no they don't.

I'm gonna write something better in a few days. Won't go in the paper, but it'll go in my blog or something.

Alaska
12-09-2007, 02:30 AM
I always read the Obits. It kind of seems like a practice from 1910 or earlier and yr right they suck!

MrChristopher
12-09-2007, 03:18 AM
I desperately need to punch someone in the face. No one in particular, and I am never like this. It needs to happen. G'nite.

Kaylinn
12-09-2007, 03:23 AM
Damn, that sucks. And no they don't.

I'm gonna write something better in a few days. Won't go in the paper, but it'll go in my blog or something.

You can send in your written one if you want. They get the obit from the funeral home, I believe, unless u send in one. I think. anyway.
My gramma's obit had a beautiful poem in it.

Do not stand at my grave and weep
I am not there; I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow,
I am the diamond glints on snow,
I am the sun on ripened grain,
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the morning's hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circled flight.
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there; I did not die.
mary elizabeth frye - 1932

BalletBaby
12-09-2007, 03:24 AM
work SUCKED tonight.

My brain is going to explode.

I'm hungry.

Lysondra
12-09-2007, 04:23 AM
I've eaten and I'm still hungry but I want pie. :/

Callyish
12-09-2007, 05:24 AM
If I never do a Miss Nude contest again it will be too soon lol.

I won Showgirl of the year this year for Miss Nude Canada *yawn*

Now im sitting at the airport, I havn't slept yet and im waiting for a flight to Winnipeg... bleh.... I just wanna sleep!

ColetteCalahan
12-09-2007, 06:31 AM
^^^ congratulations, you sexy butt!!! *(uhh... that didn't come out quite like i intended... i'm tired and hungover and perhaps still tipsy. sorry) ;D

SundayMorning
12-09-2007, 08:18 AM
Mmmm chocolate chip paaaaancakes!

Yekhefah
12-09-2007, 08:30 AM
^^^ I had a banana waffle!

Yekhefah
12-09-2007, 08:34 AM
I bought K a Christmas present this morning, and it's a good one. He said not to since I'm so broke, but it really made me happy to do it, so he can just enjoy his gifts and get over it!

I did a decent amount of shopping this year, mostly books for everyone. Still need to think of something for my parents and (*sigh*) three remaining grandparents. I'm especially having a hard time coming up with something to get my newly-widowed grandfather; what do you get the guy who just lost his wife of 52 years?

britt244
12-09-2007, 08:38 AM
Mmmm chocolate chip paaaaancakes!

mmmmm. i wish somewhere delivered breakfast food...

i hate fake people. especially if theyre bad at it. this chick at work just lays it on way too thick. "i care about you so much, i miss our friendship, blah blah wah wah" and then turns around and tells my manager "ugh, what do you expect from her, shes what, 19?" ::) i couldnt care less that shes talking about me (and pretending now to know how old i am.. im a little lost on the point of that..) its the fact that she thinks i dont see through her shit.

but all is happy again in my little world. yay :)

SundayMorning
12-09-2007, 09:10 AM
I bought K a Christmas present this morning, and it's a good one. He said not to since I'm so broke, but it really made me happy to do it, so he can just enjoy his gifts and get over it!

I did a decent amount of shopping this year, mostly books for everyone. Still need to think of something for my parents and (*sigh*) three remaining grandparents. I'm especially having a hard time coming up with something to get my newly-widowed grandfather; what do you get the guy who just lost his wife of 52 years?

I love giving stuff. Expressing my love for people through gifts is definitely something I inherited from my mom. (She's obnoxious about it though...if you don't like what she got you, she really takes it personally, as if you're saying you don't like her.)

My rec for your grandfather would be something sentimental, like a picture of you/your family in a nice frame or a "IOU 1 date to play X game" or something like that. The "not things but time and people" sort of gift.

stellaforstars
12-09-2007, 09:18 AM
My whole body is on fire.

Today will be spent laying around and doing NOTHING.

britt244
12-09-2007, 09:19 AM
^ what happened? /:O

stellaforstars
12-09-2007, 09:22 AM
I agreed to help my boss at her Christmas party last night, playing super-nanny to however many kids showed up with one other person.

They were expecting 10. 20 showed. Had two one year olds on each hip all night long as I chased after 8 other toddlers, all of whom were screaming, fighting, etc. And many of the parents decided that it was okay to stay until 1:30 in the morning...

Thus...My body is icky today.

So not worth the money I was paid.

britt244
12-09-2007, 10:35 AM
^ you didnt pm me!! you said remind you :P

lysondra, did you fall out of love with lush? i was thinking about taking a bath instead of going back to bed and i thought of you bc i remember you said you were taking 2 baths a day.. which i might have to do today.

crap i wanted to do all my xmas shopping. oh well, its still early. later this afternoon, maybe.