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stellaforstars
12-09-2007, 09:55 PM
Love for Britt.

I completely forgot why I wanted to pm you, by the way. It shall come back to me in the middle of the night--of this I am certain. And then, I will most certainly pm away.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-09-2007, 09:56 PM
Man I need some cuddling right now, but H is already asleep! That means I won't get to sleep until I pass out from utter exhaustion at 7am. I HATE when he goes to bed first!

Idk how I let myself get freaked out over something so small. But I am, and I can't wait for it to pass..

PrettyCurlieQ
12-09-2007, 10:01 PM
K, I think I'm gonna chug some of this nasty Nyquil that tastes like ass. Maybe that will put me to sleep.

Kaylinn
12-09-2007, 10:43 PM
^ ewww the green stuff?
Buy the red stuff. it taste good. i love nyquil

Lysondra
12-09-2007, 10:45 PM
Leave in two hours to pick mum up. Hopefully I can get some writing in. Airports always give me heaps of inspiration!

stellaforstars
12-09-2007, 10:46 PM
I think ALL Nyquil tastes absolutely awful.

ColetteCalahan
12-09-2007, 10:51 PM
WHERE'S POOKIE????? CUM'ERE, YOU SICK WOMAN!! ;D This new emoticon/smiley is alllllll for you......

http://www.socal-sportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/42939.gif

stellaforstars
12-09-2007, 10:54 PM
Ohhhh Colette...I'd almost gotten the image out of my mind...

TigersMilk
12-09-2007, 10:58 PM
http://www.socal-sportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/42939.gif

Oh thats just wrong...lol

Lysondra
12-09-2007, 10:58 PM
Two hours before the ball and Prince Charming still hasn't called. Fuck 'im.

PuertoRicanPinup
12-09-2007, 11:00 PM
I think Nyquil tastes yummy!

beauty21queen
12-09-2007, 11:04 PM
WHERE'S POOKIE????? CUM'ERE, YOU SICK WOMAN!! ;D This new emoticon/smiley is alllllll for you......

http://www.socal-sportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/42939.gif

Where did that emoticon come from? it is so funny!

lestat1
12-09-2007, 11:07 PM
K, I think I'm gonna chug some of this nasty Nyquil that tastes like ass. Maybe that will put me to sleep.

Gah! Get the gel caps so you can have the NyQuil goodness without having to suffer through the taste. :yuck:

Snowles
12-09-2007, 11:29 PM
^You could always go on over to the blue side and succumb to their pie.

*evil smile*

No. That is bad pie, dammit. Bad, bad pie. I'd rather have no pie at all than blue pie. I just don't need that much protein in my diet.

Budai
12-09-2007, 11:39 PM
WHERE'S POOKIE????? CUM'ERE, YOU SICK WOMAN!! ;D This new emoticon/smiley is alllllll for you......

http://www.socal-sportbikes.com/xmb/attachments/42939.gif

Chef Colette prepared Pookie's Dookie Sundae! :highfive:

BalletBaby
12-10-2007, 01:19 AM
Apparently strippers taking birth control pills earn less money::) LMFAO

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/101907-bikini.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thebeautybrains.com/category/just-for-fun/polls/&h=500&w=334&sz=60&hl=en&start=81&tbnid=98egVLSweFmaeM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=87&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstrippers%2Breading%26start%3D80%26gb v%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

ColetteCalahan
12-10-2007, 01:28 AM
Where did that emoticon come from? it is so funny!

from my perverted friends who ride with me. ;D (sportbike forum)

where THEY found it, i have not the slightest. :P

(and budai, lol @ dookie sundae. ha.)

Snowles
12-10-2007, 01:33 AM
Apparently strippers taking birth control pills earn less money::) LMFAO

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://thebeautybrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/101907-bikini.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thebeautybrains.com/category/just-for-fun/polls/&h=500&w=334&sz=60&hl=en&start=81&tbnid=98egVLSweFmaeM:&tbnh=130&tbnw=87&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dstrippers%2Breading%26start%3D80%26gb v%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

Can I pay you in pie? :D

RoseLeigh
12-10-2007, 01:37 AM
I haven't worked in a week and worked 7 hours tonight. Now my booty hurts so badly. Why there? I'm sure the rest will catch up tomorrow.

buffie06
12-10-2007, 02:03 AM
I have been sick since Thursday and am excited to go back to work tomorrow. I am still coughing a little but I am getting my energy back. I just went online and bought A TON of clothes, now I feel better :) .

BalletBaby
12-10-2007, 02:16 AM
Can I pay you in pie? :D

Only if it's Pappadeux's sweet potato pecan pie;D

Darcy Foxx
12-10-2007, 03:03 AM
i have had so much awesome sex in the last 3 days that it's almost unbelievable.

and there's still a lot more to come!!!

Darcy Foxx
12-10-2007, 04:02 AM
on another note, my god, i love the victoria's secret fashion show.

those girls... are just... *drool*

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 07:11 AM
I forgot my vibrator. I really, really need it right now too.

phillyvixen
12-10-2007, 07:52 AM
I hate when i forget my vibe on trips!
Sorry your trip is so rough Yek!


Is it weird that i write SW threads in my head when i'm bored?

SundayMorning
12-10-2007, 08:13 AM
Continuing the trend of weird dreams...ugh I can't remember exactly what was going on but it was another of those lucid "stuff actually makes sense" dreams. But bad, like something powerful was trying to kill me and/or my loved ones. I triumphed by giving myself a lobotomy and snipping out the part of my brain that she controlled. Huzzah!

Today my missions are to: call Gamestop and flirt with Rick to see if I can lay my grubby little hands on the new shipment of Wiis, SHIP MY SECRET SANTA'S GIFT because they were closed early on Saturday (sorry sorry wah), work out (also wah), and work on the generic and cute gift we're giving to everyone in the family. That's a lot in Sunday terms!

stellaforstars
12-10-2007, 08:15 AM
I had every intention of sleeping damn late this morning...

Unfortunately, I had 8 (that's right--EIGHT) text messages come in before 8 a.m.

The incessant beeping made me want to kill someone. Cranky Stella.

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 08:23 AM
I just sent off a resume to a job that sounds absolutely perfect. Everybody keep your fingers tightly crossed.

stellaforstars
12-10-2007, 08:26 AM
*positive thoughts for Yek*

RoseWhite
12-10-2007, 08:30 AM
I just sent off a resume to a job that sounds absolutely perfect. Everybody keep your fingers tightly crossed.

*fingers, toes & legs crossed*


(Do we get to know what it is?)

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 08:32 AM
Teaching various media production workshops for community access TV. About $13 an hour. I'm stoked because I don't think their odds of finding a better candidate are very good, and I WANT this job desperately.

Callyish
12-10-2007, 08:40 AM
I drank waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much last night... like way way way too much.... smirnoff ice is the devils drink.

*pulls blanket over head and moans*

RoseWhite
12-10-2007, 08:53 AM
Teaching various media production workshops for community access TV. About $13 an hour. I'm stoked because I don't think their odds of finding a better candidate are very good, and I WANT this job desperately.

AWESOME! That sounds like so much fun - AND you'd make a great teacher (especially without the obstacle of undisciplined children).

Now where is this job? In Oregon? (Sorry if you mentioned it, I was offline for a few days doing a cooking class with my mama).

*sends Cally some Advil*

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 08:56 AM
Yup, in Oregon!

RoseWhite
12-10-2007, 08:58 AM
Right. On.

:goodvibes:

SundayMorning
12-10-2007, 09:00 AM
Woot, that sounds super cool and I agree, probably enough of a niche job that there won't be a ton of applicants! Yay reputable 9-5 job finds another one!

TigersMilk
12-10-2007, 10:21 AM
Teaching various media production workshops for community access TV. About $13 an hour. I'm stoked because I don't think their odds of finding a better candidate are very good, and I WANT this job desperately.
Thats awesome. I'm so happy for you. ;D



Secondly, my pre-calc final is in 2 hours!!!!! If I do well I can get an A in the class. It would mean so much to me.

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 10:25 AM
^^^ Good luck! You can do it!

Sh0t
12-10-2007, 10:26 AM
Good luck

stellaforstars
12-10-2007, 10:33 AM
Good luck and lots of hugs and love to EVERYONE.

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 10:46 AM
I am so horny. I want to walk out to the parking lot where all the 18-wheelers are and hit up one of the truckers for a quickie. Not going to, but I'm stuck in this damn motel with nothing to do and I'm stressed out and incredibly horny. Somebody needs to stick a dick in me RIGHT NOW.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-10-2007, 10:50 AM
^Eeew trucker sex.....

My bf has a CDL and I hated when he drove cuz all I can think of is the nasty truckers who come through the clubs and porn stores trolling for hookers. Yucky!

Yekhefah
12-10-2007, 10:54 AM
I know, which is why I'm not going to do it. I had a scary stalker trucker yesterday, I stopped at a gas station to have a nap and I went in first to use the bathroom. This nasty trucker asked me where I was headed, so I ignored him, so he said loudly, "Hey, HONEY! Which way are you GOING?" I continued to ignore him and went out to my car for a 10-minute catnap, which I sorely needed because I was nodding off at the wheel. He came out a few minutes later, knocked on my window (the doors were locked), and yelled through the window, "Hey, honey! Which way you headed?"

It's like he only knew the one come-on line, LOL.

I glared at him, turned on my ignition, and backed out of the spot and drove to another gas station, where I bought a Red Bull instead of having my nap. Stupid nasty trucker.

But oh am I horny.

phillyvixen
12-10-2007, 10:57 AM
^^ Your best bet it is the bathtub masturbation technique.
You know the one where you put your legs up on the wall and let the water do the work. That is how i survive hotels without my magic wand.

SundayMorning
12-10-2007, 11:15 AM
I started masturbating, many many many years ago, in the shower. Got on my hands and knees, ass pointed up at the showerhead, and angled so the water would hit right on my clit. I loved going to other people's houses so I could try their shower. My grandma's had really high water pressure; I developed a lot of my masochistic behavior under that one.

(And when I say "many many many years ago," I mean that I remember being afraid I might get pregnant because I knew what I was doing was sexual in some way.)

Anyway sometimes I just crave getting off in unorthodox, wrong bad sick ways. Like I don't want dick but I want a huge zucchini. Or trying to stuff a doorknob in there. Filthy animal lust. :blush:

britt244
12-10-2007, 11:16 AM
2 days after i accepted the job at my internship, i found out about a job doing curriculum planning dealing with children and health. it pays better and according to my friend who has a paid internship there, you can count hours that you spend driving, working outside of work, etc. >:(

TigersMilk
12-10-2007, 11:17 AM
Is there any way you can do both? Or would that be too much time devoted to internships?

britt244
12-10-2007, 11:19 AM
^ neither are internships for me. my internship offered me a job since im graduating. and the other would be a full time job. :( my friend just interns at the 2nd one. the 2nd would be a full time position so i wouldnt be doing the part time at the 1st one. oh well.. i didnt want a full time "normal" job anyway, i guess.

cameron_keys
12-10-2007, 11:34 AM
Dammit I'm getting frustrated. My bills are two months behind...theres crap for money in the club and any money I make I have to work a double to get it which takes me at least a day to recover from. I was SUPPOSED to be shooting in LA this week...but I'm not there. My booker called me this morning and says he has ONE shoot for me ...I'd have to leave basically NOW to get to it and it isnt even enough to cover my plane ticket. And he doesnt seem to understand why I dont want to pick up and fly across the country on a moments notice for what would amount to no money after expenses.

Apparently nobody wants to shoot me. I need a new agent....but they all suck. I put out feelers to some companies I cant stand juts becase I dont want to lose my house.

AND I'm sick. I've had a sore throat and mild fever for days.

All I want to do is curl up in bed and never get up.

PrettyCurlieQ
12-10-2007, 11:35 AM
I don't understand why celebrities do commercials for at-home hair color. You KNOW they spend bajillions at fancy salons to get the best for their hair. ::)